Black people twitter thread keep it funny

I've been there man (yesterday)

>>604793691
Fuck off with your nigger shit. Fucking pleb

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>>604794046
You don't even hate niggers like I do.
but their pics are legit you fat fuck

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>>604793691

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>>604793691

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>>604794597
>>604794662
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>>604794448
Top fucking kek

is there an IG i can follow for this shit?

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>>604795165
Top fucking kek

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>>604793691

>>604794832

lol


lost

holy fuck do I love these.

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>>604795614

>>604795985
lmfao

Because dad would but he doesn't have one, right?

Is that the joke?

I'm sure he'd cry at night if it didn't make him look like a pathetic little nigger boy.

>>604794788
Lost

>>604796147
kek

>>604796147
niggers

>>604796642
genuinely lol'd

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Love the Drake stuff

>>604795985
wat

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>>604796749

Fucking lol'd

>>604793691
>black
>people

pls.

>>604796391
look at this shit. This isn't even funny. I've heard this joke a million fucking times.
>CAUSE THEY'RE NIGGERS!!!1

For fucks sake guys, just look at what Niggers come up with when they make fun of themselves. its fucking hilarious. These are clever and amusing observations and comparisons.

And the only thing YOU can come up is "lol racism".

Christ, STEP UP NIGGER.

>>604794174
die.

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>>604798094

>>604798094
>>604798244

tryhard

>>604797328
It's like females and fat people. When you strip away any qualities for self deprecation you need to come up with unique humor that doesn't default to various ways of poking fun in a primitive slap stick manner of things people laugh at because it's silly or stupid.

On one spectrum, you have have blacks that will laugh hysterically at someone pointing out how dark someone is. On the other end of the same spectrum, you'll have someone like George Carlin making fun of the contradictions in the bible. Either way, it's the same dull humor.

Everyone can do it, but their delivery can be extra sophisticated. Men can make fun of women, fatties can make fun of themselves. But it's dull.

Things like who's on first and the like are truly unique and we need more of that and sans the shit tier deprecating humor.

>>604797677
this shit is great

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>>604798454
Fuxk you mean tryhard pleb

>>604797677
That's the point, dumbass nigger

>>604798590
They're not leanandcuisine. They saw it, thought they could emulate it. They're terrible at it.

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>>604795165
Is there a story behind these?

>>604798459
A good point, but even within the admittedly lowbrow depreciating humor there is still a very obvious line between SHIT and FUNNY.

>>604798603
the point is to be gay?

>>604793691
>First world black people problems

>>604798750
Is the joke somehow funnier because praying for it would be useless?
Can you just call the baby ugly and leave it at that?

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My last one.
Top kek

>>604798590

I will never not laugh at this motherfucker.

>>604794788
Lost

>>604798750
The story is white kids shoot up their school.

>>604798901
His name is booty worshipper

>>604799314
Oh fuck my sides

>>604799879
Fam?

>>604798798
True. And like I said, the delivery matters like a motherfucker. It's 99.9% of all the shit comedians we have.

Composition:

Segue, premise/setting, unique story buildup, climax, punchline.. Basically the premise could be a simple, "fat people" and the punchline would be, "like McDonald's a lot".

Not funny at all if you remove the sophisticated delivery these comedians provide.

Shock value is the worst. The absolute worst. Females resort to it mostly.

>hurrr I'm a lady but I can talk about raunchy things too

It's why you need a laugh track and don't really lol unless you're there in person with other people laughing.

Really good jokes are hard to come by.

>>604795082
subreddit called /r/blackpeopletwitter

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Wait this is my last one.
That chopper weave tho.

>>604800351
kek!

>>604800240
Short for family.

>>604800240
It's an English thing

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>>604800399

>>604800240
family
term of endearment, like "bro" or "pal"

>>604800265
I agree completely. And that what twists my nuts about all the "lol niggers" shit you see on here.

I don't give a fuck if you make fun of ANYONE but god damn nobody on this website even raises an eyebrow at the word "nigger" after a week of being here.

Not only are they not funny, but they're not even shocking.

>>604800399
It's funny because he's painting his face white because white people are more known to have successful careers than black people. That's why it's funny.

>>604800240
>being this europoor

>>604800240

yeh as in family

>ITT: Reddit memes.

>>604799230
>>604799136
>squad
Are they militarizing?

>>604800683
how the fuck did you get Euro out of that?

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>>604800628
Oh well newfriend, the nigger thing is just esoteric language. Nothing to do with what I was talking about. It's ingrained in the community.

Θ That is OK

>>604800841
uh oh! Watch out whitey its your worst fear!

>>604800568
>Diamond Zolanski
Nigger and a polack.

>>604800509
>>604800610
>>604800690
That doesn't make any sense at all

>>604800996
You dipshit its like hes saying thanks man.

>>604800996
Its like calling a guy "Bro" as in short for "Brother"

He's not actually your brother, but to call a man your brother is to imply that he is close to you.

Not that hard to figure out.

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prepare yourselves

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>>604801323

>>604801446
Fam?

>>604800956
What does theta have to do with anything?

>>604801568
like family

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>>604801568

>>604801568
dammit anon, we discussed this

>>604801669
Ah i see like the nigger way of saying bro or pal or chum.

>>604793691
fucking nig enablers

>>604800996

It's chav/black kid speak, mad dem don't do logic bruv.

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Top kek

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here we go

>>604793691

trying to translate nigger into english makes my head hurt. I'll have to read through this shit 3-4 times and sometimes still don't get what they are trying to say

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>>604801185
Retarded as fuck, just call them friend.

these threads are a good indicator of how racist /b/ actually is.

More pls. I need to laugh today :(

>>604801789
The chav way*
Its an english thing

>>604801789
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>>604801568
>>604801206
>>604801185
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>>604800610
It doesn't make any sense. Bro is short for brother, and I can call someone brother, but I won't fucking call him a family

>>604802103
sure thing fam.

>>604801568
FAM?

>>604802103
Alright my dude. We fam now

>>604802210
well we can't all be Hulk Hogan anon

>>604796505
lost>>604796749

>>604802210
...
you call him family
like he's your family
It sounds just as retarded as calling someone brother
"hey family"
"hey brother"
"hey fam"
"hey bro"

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>>604793691
1

>>604802210
Nitpick for more bullshit to get mad at Niggers for. Seriously. Who gives a fuck what they say?

>>604802210

There's no difference.

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>>604793691
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Every joke black people make about white people involves shooting up a school. That's seriously all they've got? Stereotypes jokes are only funny when they apply to a large group of people who fit the stereotype, which is why there are so many diverse jokes about black stereotypes. So for whites, what.. One in 10,000,000 shoots up a school while niggers kill each other in the streets every day? Good one guys, keep up the progress. Maybe if you work real hard your socioeconomic progress will catch up to your humor.

>>604798094
hahah

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>>604799314

>>604802058
I love you British people

>>604802612
Shut the fuck up, bitch ass white boy

>>604802612

are you mad, whitey?

>>604800636
No shit.

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>>604802450
Speaking of hogan

>>604802612
We're also have smaller dicks, and are generally more submissive out of fear of looking racist.

Then we also try to scramble about how racist we're not and just come off looking as more racist.

There's more, I'm sure, but I'm white, so I don't really pay much attention to niggers.

>>604802778
The emotion I'm expressing is pity. Perhaps work on your reading comprehension as well.

>>604802771
And this is why white people shoot at y'all.

>>604800399

I tried to imagine how this would play out if a white guy was painting himself black but I couldn't think of a single scenario where it would be better to be black than white.

>>604802847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF4VXC1vUGU

>>604802898
>We're also
Nigger detected.

>>604803048
>NBA tryouts

>>604803048
You are in Africa and the local warlord is killing all whities

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>>604799053

>>604802847
Did you know that in his prime, Hulk Hogan was 6'8" 340 lbs.? I thought he was a bit smaller, but that means he dwarfs the rock, arnold swarchzanigger and everyone else you think is big..

>>604802959
YEAH, IN SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!

>>604799879
10/10

>>604802898
Black people are by far more racist than white people in 2015 AD, so a couple of those are empty.

>>604803184
What the fuck did this ass do to The Gods Must Be Crazy? That movie is grade A without some stupid chicken.

>>604803138
That's what I get for trying to revise.

>>604803275
Nevermind, niggers aren't in school. You make a fair point...

>>604800242
this is an ancient meme, edited for use on fb, saved and posted on 4chan again, then saved by this poor newfag, and posted here. jesus christ. crop that shit dude

>>604794448
Looks like it could be her man, if she was in to midgets.

>>604803271
Damn 6'8"? That is way taller than I would have guessed.

>>604802064
i know girls that just buy them when they go shopping though

>>604795985
50 Shades of Nigger

>>604803369
Right, but white people are more afraid of looking racist than black people.
That makes white people mad.
Therefore it is funny.
/b/ likes trolls but not niggers.
I don't get it.

>>604802084
admit it, trying to think is not your forte isn't it, fuckin racist scum

here comes the edgy white kids guys

>>604803447
Feel like once you've seen one of these you've seen it all. And these ones aren't even really funny, just lame.

>>604802612
this guys bouta shoot up a school

>>604803759
Amen

>>604803628
Niggers and blacks are not synonymous. I hate niggers. Blacks are aight.

>>604796391
top keks

>>604799314
top of keks

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>>604803817

>>604803759
no all the intellectual white people that can come up with good jokes don't browse /b/

>>604798454
offended nigger detected

>>604803431
#shrekt

>>604803653
>Uses double negative and derails coherency
>Shit talks other peoples' ability to think

>>604799560
Is that Celine Dijon?

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>>604803404
>>604803759

Yo bitch, where be at my coca-cola bottle?

If you have better post em, tits or it didn't happen!

>>604803817
Already graduated university with a master's degree in computer science. I have a well-paying job and I'm happy. So that's unlikely I would say.

>>604803867
But non-anonymously you probably avoid racial topics.

>>604799879
Oh god, this was good...

>>604803182
Why would he do that?
It would only bring him troubles

Try killing a belgian/german tourist, you'll see how it will end up. Meanwhile, a few thousand Tutsies don't echo that much

Why are all these posts about elementary school?

Niggers can't make it past that.

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>>604798750
HAHA WHITE PEOPLE ARE SOCIAL MISANTHROPES

>meanwhile Tyrone shoots up Deyquans hood over some Jordans

>>604804160
As does every self-respecting, educated human being. Niggers, however, pull the race card at every opportunity.

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>>604798590
everytime

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>>604800351

>>604804231
Look how freaked out that redhead looks.

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>>604804231
Yeah maybe, but then again... niggers.
verif: blech

>>604804113
you don't have to still be in school to shoot up one
>>604804231
and poor little Justin shoots up day care because
Jessica wouldn't go to the prom with him

>>604804113
>need approval from anonymous board to prove mental stability
>jobless fag thats about to shoot up a school/theater confirmed

>>604801175
lol

>>604803582
>i know girls that slurp some other dudes dick but not mine

>>604804595
True I suppose.

>>604794174
Those pics are made by white teenagers anyways its not like a nigger had the mental capacity to think of those jokes. Plus the humour only works if you are not black, as it plays heavily on stereotypes

>inb4 I am black and enjoy this. Stfu u cuck

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>>604800628
Dude you are fuckin gay as hell bro

>>604804631
Ya got me. Cummin 4 u

Johnny Rebel - Quit your bitchin' nigger!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENtAsOUnHRk

>>604804898
no u

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>>604795985
this is the author

>>604804968
>yes all over my face!

>>604804231
That blond chick is shitting herself

>>604804765
pls no bully

>>604804828
I'm not black but black friends post this shit on their walls sometimes. It's just funny pictures and observations with slang thrown into the mix for effect.

Damn you white guys really hold grudges.That be no good for health in ye body

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>Barber: what you want
>Me: give me that school shooter fade

>>604794046
/pol/ plz go

>ITT: Butthurt niggers and crackas
This is why both of your races should be wiped out.

>>604804765
naw, the girl ik is an uber christian virgin

>>604800943
moar?

>>604805093
you'll be alright, feelings grow back

>>604805450
jokes on you im mixed with 3 races!!!!!

>>604804616
>Tasheka
lel

>>604803431
You talkin all this shit. Bet you don't even have the balls to say it in front of me. Based ass whiteboy, foh witcho ugly ass.

>>604800841
>scared white people

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>>604805542
I thought you'd never ask

>>604805042
A fucking literary genius.

ITT: edge

it used to be atheism, but now being racist is the edgy, hip thing to do on this board
it's not even funny anymore, if you make a funny nigger joke i'll laugh, but just saying the word "nigger" doesn't make you a comedic genius

>>604803431
i know black kids in harvard, yale, and darthmouth. Where you at fam

>>604802612
Chill out anon we don't want you shooting up a school now

>>604798750
loving every laugh

>>604806081
nigger

>>604806081
wat

>>604802840
lost hard

>>604800240
newfag

>>604794832
Lost

>>604805204
10/10

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Anyone got the one aboht roasting a nigga at his funeral?

>>604803665
what's this from?

>>604794832
lost so hard

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>>604805132
Who cares, there niggers. As if a white person gave a shit what a nigger feels, they don't think, they feel and chimp out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYjqBqrZVTY

>>604797176
We need more of this.

>>604806002
jesus moar, got sauce?

>>604802771
nigger bait

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>>604806081
How new are you?

>>604798750
Not really a story. Black people are noticing that a lot of shooters are white students who were bullied or something so they are making fun of that

>>604806434
jesus christ summer is starting early

>>604802943
11/10

>>604806002
Requesting sauce!

>>604806602
>▶
It really is.