dubs decide what i do will delivar

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Treat it well for the next 150 years.

>>604783572
Roll

>>604783572
Roll

eat it

>>604783382
Suck his dick or her pussy

Give it a little top had and monocle then treat it well for the rest of your life.

turtle head in the pee pee hole

count the rings on it's shell.
post results here.

>>604783382

Free it

>>604783860
reroll

>>604783840
reroll

put it upside down and end.

crack open a coconut on it

race it against a rabbit

>>604783860
Roll

Place a roll of toiletpaper on top of its shell

fuck it

>>604783944
faggot

>>604783840
rollin'

>>604783572
Roll

>>604783851
kek reroll

Turtle head up your asshole

>>604783977
WINRAR

Cook it in its she'll then eat it

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>>604784005

>>604783944
winrar

>>604783944
winrar.zip

>>604784044
winrar abandon thread

>>604784086
faggot

is that a sulcata or hingeback? Ive got a home's hingeback

>>604784086
and you must be a major fag

Op here, don't have a coconut.
Roll again

>>604783572
roll

>>604783883
The actual winrar. But don't, love him forever

>>604784077
>>604784099
>>604783944
>>604783977
>>604784044
winraring to the max

>>604784261
make it swag

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>>604783944
the closest store with coconuts is like 90 miles away

>>604783977
38 counting the sides

feed it well

Scrubs!

>>604784383
He's gawjus. Lettuce pray

take a shit on it

>>604784383
faggot OP go get a coconut

dont hurt it

jizz on it you fag

let him/her bite your cock

love it.

>>604784569
fuck. reroll

>>604784569
reroll

eat his shit

>>604784569
going for them dubs

Make it a mini sandwich

>>604784683
reroll

>>604784683
this

>>604784683
roll

>>604784558
roll

>>604784683
dubs

>>604784799
winraaaaaarr

>>604784799
win, eat shit op

>>604784799
winrar

>>604783572
Roll

Spit on his back

draw a dick on it

cmon OP deliver

>>604784683
roll

>>604783382

Pull of leg and let bleed out.

boil it

>>604784944
>>604784944
>>604784944
winzip

>>604784799
7zip

Op here, turtles dont shit
Roll again

>>604784683
this first, do it faggot

>>604784944
doweet

cum on it

>>604785203
roll

let him bite your penis

Have him run as a local political candidate.

>>604785139
>>604784944
see

>>604783382

Feed it something healthy liek lettuce

>>604785139
then drink its piss

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>>604784799
i cant just magically make him shit there's nothing there either

>>604784944
very poorly drawn dik

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sharpie in turtles pooper

>>604785508
you shouldve gone with black marker

>>604785508
Now, clean the drawing with your tongue!

>>604785689
tried, didn't show up at all.

lick its tail and anus area

>>604785731
It is well known fact that turtles are nigger resistant.
Rolling for
>>604785692

>>604785692
Roll

>>604785692
Rolling

>>604785692
Rollino

turtle in pooper

>>604785692
Rollsroyce

flush it down the toilet

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turtle go bye bye

nail it, litteraly

>>604785692
Roll

>>604786200
fuck man

>>604786200
Holy shit WINRAR

eat it

>>604786200
Nah, you can't even spell, so you can't suggest things
Dubs mean YOU nail YOUR hand

>>604786200
kek, second get i do in this thread

>>604786365
or you can just shut the fuck

>>604786200
retard

>>604786406
i love hate you

put into box with food and send it to obama

Boil it then eat it when its done

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>>604786200

>>604785692
roll

>>604786406
Don't, do this instead >>604783572

poke a hole in some lettuce, put your dick through it and wave it around in front of the tortoise

>>604786668
do it faggot!!!!!!

>>604783572
rolling

>>604786695
I have a dubsies in there! I win! All Hail The Turtle Man

SOMEONE SCREEN CAP THIS SHIT

>>604786668
oh lawd

>>604783572
roll

>>604786799
FUCK MY DUBS GET WTF MAN

jizz on

>>604783572
rollino

>>604785692
roll, post pic with tongue too

>>604783572
rolling

>>604786668
Come on man, don't!

>>604786877
get

>>604786877
YAS, WINRAR7ZIPARCHIVEMANAGER

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>>604786668
Waiting, OP

>>604786668

I remember you. You had a bad day, posted scrubs, and we loved him.

You love your tortoise, she's great!

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>>604786726
he died immediately after

>>604786875
dis

>>604786668
Look at this, motherfucker:
>>604786877

>>604786668
nice 666 trips

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>>604786668
Dont fucking do it!

Tortoise up ass.

expose it to radioactivity until it begins doing ninja stuff

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>>604786877

>>604787023

Awesome!

>>604787023
RIP

>>604787023
holy shit did i just fucking killed a turtle via internet

>>604787023

Loser

>>604787132
omg im dying of laughter

>>604787023
Fake as fuck
03/19/15
allways forget this faggot

>>604787023
your turtle was a faggot, sorryop

I hope one day someone will nail your head faggot

>>604787023
doesnt look dead

>>604787023
Shopped .. Take another

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rip in pieces ignore medical tape thats an optical illusion

show nail with blood on it

>>604787023
put another nail

>>604787312
looks like a real turtle to me faggot

>>604787023
Lick him

>>604787023
now feed off of his corpse

>>604787023
What was his name? :(

>>604787369
cut head off

suck his dick

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thanks for making him hate me

>>604787433
but he didn't actually nail it

Its obvious you just taped a nail to it

>>604786877
And now this, OP! Do not force me to call you a faggot (..you are anyway, but still).

>>604787548
and humiliating him too, dont forget the dick

>>604787567
I see a real nail.. your argument is invalid

now insert nail into your penis hole

>>604787548
Feed it a strawberry

load up your gun and do some target practice with that turtle piece of shit, disgusting animal

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salamu alaikum

apply knife to throat

>>604787763
roll for potential

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>>604787763
this

>>604787763
rollin'

>>604787833
winrar

stop this show

>>604787763
>>604787833
winrar

>>604787811
WINRAWR

>>604787785
thats what i do in nevada every weekend, shoot some desert tortoises is hilarious as hell. with my guns and different kinds of ammo its a nice hobby

Alright OP we will forgive you if you put him on his back and spin him.

>>604787811
sheeeeeeit

>>604787811
yeah cut that motherfucker

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>>604787811
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!

>>604787811
hahahahaha winrar
go full ISIS

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>>604787811
Fuck off, Jihadi Jack

kill, eviscerate and eat its organs

Send him to Syria

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>>604787811

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ALHAMDULLILAH

MY BROTHERS

I AM WINRAR

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!

TAKBIR!!!

>>604788191
That's a fuckton of blood

this thread is going south quick, also burry the little shit

feed him a snail.

Bomb his shell

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>>604788362
no slice it up and add seasonings

Put shoe on head

>>604788362
what the fuck were you stappeling in there????

let him bite your nipple.

>>604788191
What is purpose of this shit? Some retarded religious ceremony?

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>>6047885
win fucking rar

>>604788564
from a tag, cba to take it out

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>>604787811
He just full isis.. do it OP go full ISIS on his ass

>>604788597
sandnigger stuff

>>604788597
The camel refused to marry a brother.

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>>604788362
>ISIS now threatning turtles
>allahu akbar

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>>604788395
ALLAHU AKABAR

>>604788544
winwinwin

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>>604788544

>>604788544

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>604788597
>because_islam_makes_sense.webm
Can't you understand?

delivar faggot

>>604788533
ayy

Push it's head in with your dick and wait for the bite

cut throat

>>604788966
sheeeeiiiitt

If dubs turtle lives! Fuck u ISIS maggets

>>604788544
>>604787811
>>604788362

Slice the turtles fucking throat open

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>>604788544
oh shit

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>>604789086

ALLAHU AKBAR

THIS THREAD IS NOW BECOME ISIS

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roll

>>604788966
U so meen...

plant a bomb on top and send it to moot

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>>604789195
better flag

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>>604789195
Alllahu Akbar

>>604788966
do this

glad OP isn't one of the edgy autistic fuckheads. Serial killers hurt animals.

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takbir

>>604789561
nice edgy as fuck

>>604789410
set it ablaze

>>604789410
that's hot

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This is OP

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still waiting for op to deliver.

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>>604789561
ALLAHU AKBAR!
ALLAHU AKBAR!

>>604789561
RIP in peace :(

>>604789561
i dont think anyone will notice the difference

Where's the strawberry

>>604788966
Do it you putz

>>604783382
hi i am from kazakhstan and i kill those turtles when i spot them. its fun to throw them down a hill or throw big rocks on these turtles. my village chief does shoot these turtles in the free time and sometimes we kill 20 of these turles a day

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>>604789782
This is OP in his own /thread

Alahu Akbar

Shoe on head

stone it

Apply shoe generously to head

>>604790157
what caused the explosion?

inb4 mustard gas

Shoe on head

>>604790710
nerve gas

cheeki breeki

Shoe
Apply directly to the forehead
Shoe
Apply directly to the forehead
Shoe
Apply directly to the forehead
Shoe
Apply directly to the forehead
Shoe
Apply directly to the forehead
Shoe
Apply directly to the forehead

>>604783382
Space program

>>604783382
Make a soup

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>>604790156
Noice
>>604790710
Because OP didn't deliver ... And is a faggot

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>>604790769
doesnt quite fit him

Shoe to head

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next post is dubs

>>604791147
no

>>604789561
Many sad

>>604791147
your shittin

>>604791147
BLEAHRAERHAKFHA KFHWKF KSFH A FUCK YOU SATAN

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>>604791233

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>>604791003
ISIS is more entertaining than you OP. At lease the slice necks when they are told.

>>604791233
>>604791241
>>604791252
aint shitting you newfags

>>604791147
:OOOOOO

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>>604791147
Allahu Akbar

>>604791476
ISIS went from being og as fuck ala sawarim 4, now they're just eh. Don't do any crazy shit anymore, bunch of publicity stunts is all they are now.

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>>604791003
you said it

>>604791003
I love you OP, don't hurt him

>>604791731
SPIN EMM ACKMED!!

>>604783572
roll

do nothing

SHOE ON HEAD GOD DAMN IT

>>604792322
winrar
calm your tits btw

>>604792322
YES I FUCKING DID IT
YOU WILL DELIVER OP

>>604791003
I'm still voting on Space program

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>>604792407

give him something to eat

Chop his head off and shove it up your ass.

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>>604791784
Yejah fuvking right they do some creative as shit for publicity to gain peeps.. Before they'd just shoot you hurry the fuck up while no ones filming

ISIS fo lyf

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>>604792322

>>604792744
kek
too late m8
but I actually prefer to see this

>>604792744
op is a huge faggot and won't deliver

>>604792744
winrar

>>604792803
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>604792777
checked em

>>604792744
c'mon op don't be a faggot for one time

>>604792803
>Shoes are now retaliating by taking ISIS members as hostage.
>SHOE ON HEAD!
>SHOE ON HEAD!
>SHOE ON HEAD!

>>604792777
>lets light these kids on fire
>and that guy too
>i guess we could just shoot those kids

The only thing I give them credit for anymore is beheading that guy with a shotgun instead of a knife.

>>604792914
I think he actually delivered
"shoe on head"

>>604793416
he told us to ask for anything and that he will deliver. He knew what would come.
Now he doesn't have the fucking guts to deliver the shit we asked for.

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See Allah is on my side

OK since op won't deliver animal cruelty - I will
>>604793286
Riigghhtt

>>604793748
That's because he's not an edgy faggot that hurts animals for the sake of it.

>>604793748
butt he said hed deliver not deliver multiple times new friend wee lad

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>>604793910
Because of
>>604792777

>>604793748
this is /b/
What were you expecting?
Faggots are everywhere nowadays

>>604793936
so why didn't he give us exclusions then?
He's a fucking faggot.

>>604793910
nerve gas?

>>604793936
another faggot detected

>>604793910
rolling for u being more oc also kill urself

>>604793910
>driveby
>driveby
>driveby
>driveby
>discussion of their beliefs
>assault on compound
>massive firefight
>discussion of their beliefs
>demolition
>forgiving kaffir
>executions of former iraqi police/military leaders
>that tacticool raid when they were dressed as iraqi sf

All in one video. Their quality has really declined.

>>604794216
he delivered already how many times do u want him to deliver

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>>604793936
I would .

>>604794465
precisely
/thread

>>604794581
hunt yrself then post results

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They can live together and start a family for the next 100+ years

>>604794465
He faked it

>>604794280

>>604795119
I'm saying he already delivered. Check the first dubs n deliver. He didn't say he'd deliver multiple times.

>>604795079
Space program

>>604795079
what his name?

>>604795447
Jordan and I have a dog named bea named after /b/

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>>604795119
He waited for op too.. Give me a sec while I convert this fucked up shit to smaller shit