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Sup fags.Stuck in the European Parlament. Wat do?

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Sup fags.Stuck in the European Parlament. Wat do?
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stick the cup to the desk with your cum
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Masturbate.
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>>604767066
jerk off
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>>604767066
Jack it.
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>>604767066
Fart as loud and as hard as you can.
I hope you shit yourself
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>>604767066
run to the middle, yell "Allau Akbar", and let out a massive fart, then run back to your seat like nothing happened
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Increase the volume to the point that it disturbs other people nearby

also go on a rant about hitler doing nothing wrong
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>>604767066
>>>/int/ will love this post it there
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Stand up and yell "The Soviet Union was never dead" and then proceed to march to the exit.
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français ?
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>>604767066
First of all set ''chan'' to 4 you pleb.
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>>604767066
you're a young politician from france

how the payment?
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bring up the topic of legalizing marijuana
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>>604767066
>>604767066
>>604767066
>>604767066
TIMESTAMP OR GTFO
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>>604767066
learn how to spell parliament
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Paper airplanes.

Lots and lots of paper airplanes....
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ITT

>NEWFAGS NO TIME STAMP
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>>604767476
Seconded.
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Take your phone off silent
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>>604767643
Learn to use capitals and punctuation, retard.
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>>604767066
Timestamp?
If you don't have a pen just thumbs up.
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>>604767453
Romanian fag. Paying 0,3 euros per MB for you fags, because apparently those fucks dont have wifi
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Yell Hitler did nothing wrong
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By the looks of these people, looks more like a college classroom.

The girl in the bottom left is even wearing a hoodie.
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>>604767345
lolol
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>>604767642
the date is on the screen
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>>604767707
uhhhh check the terminal again, numbnuts.

top right corner. dated.
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jizz in the cup and throw it at someone
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>>604767754
Isn't that what you earn in one month? Or did you steal stuff?
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LOOK AT HIS COMPUTER FAGGOTS, TIMESTAMP ENOUGH.
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>>604767642
jesus christ, you are so fucking retarded, why are people like you still alive
an hero right now you fag
>>604767788
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>>604767788
so? he took it from somebodys facebook page or twitter
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>>604767066
who did you take a pic when your phone is lying on the desk before you?
Two phones or tablet?
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So has the rest of the class trip been fun, too?
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>>604767707
>>604767642
>>604767752
Timestamp on top corner of blue screen.
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Wait wait wait do we actually have a member of the european parliament here or what is going on?
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>>604767707
Here you fuckface
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>>604767066
first of all, timestamp you fucking liar
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>>604767707
lel made you look stupid nigger
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>>604768056

GODDAMN THAT IS HUGE THUMB
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>>604768056
>2 phones

no less than 3 is sufficent, newfag
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>>604768056
lol this is awesome

but dude don't say anything you'll regret or the media will use it against you n shit
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SO DUN
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>>604768056
how many phones fucking phones do you have?
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>>604768056
Motion for a second holocaust.
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Yell "Allau Akbar" and throw phone across the room
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CAN SOMEONE REQUEST AN ARCHIVE PLEASE
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Ask them: "when will we get rid of the Euro?".
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>>604768056
Ask why the fuck Putin is not there.
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>>604768123
Uh no fatty you must have low self esteem if you think that makes me look or feel stupid

Are you a nigger son?
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Play niggers bob down your phone as loud as it will go
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>>604768197
Thx... I think. Fm like captcha is killing me
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Fake anyone nude or hardcore(any fetish) with Photoshop
nudify-her dot com
pic related, see watermark
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Scholar ?
Rarely see the European Parliament so full...
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>>604768311
A holocaust against Muslims a modern crusade, im creaming myself as i type
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>>604768207
so how did he take photo, idiotr
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So what exactly is your role/position there OP? Are you observing? Some kind of politician? I'm curious to know what sort of power you hold
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>>604768056
So, what do you actually do? Besides take pictures at your workplace to appease the mentally deficit of the world?
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>>604768056
shit fag, 3rd mobile wut
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Declar war on America so u can kill all our wortless negroids.
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>>604768278
>phones fucking phones
Rule 34?
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>>604768428
This please
>>604768433
Oh shit
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Judging from the position of the table, i'd say you're with the green party.
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>>604768459
second this
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>>604767066
TOP KEK
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call yourself to the floor and throw up as soon as you get there and possibly crap your pants very loudly. thats how you get respect.
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I love all of the timestamp fags who think they're fucking brilliant investigative journalists who haven't realized that he's only there with a fucking college class.

I mean, look at all of the people in there. It's all 20 year olds dressed like shit. Obviously a school group.
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>>604768278
he is romanian he has like 5000 phones, wallets and bikes
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Guys, there is a livestream in the parliament right now! Let's find OP:

http://www.europarl.europa.eu/ep-live/en/other-events/video?event=20120525-1000-SPECIAL-UNKN
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>>604767066
What work do you do there?
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>>604768459
Voting shit and stuff. Boring as fuck
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>>604768514
CHANGE IT TO CHAN 4!
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>>604767066
Stop shitting up Euroscola.

Hell, years ago I was there in a mock up technology related commission. We spoke about all kinds of great things such as transparency and surveillance. Then this italian guy was to present our case for voting and he started yammering about Facebook. I am still fucking salty.
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>>604767066
Play scat porn as loud as you possibly can
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>>604767345
this
if dubs OP MUST DO
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>>604767066
Damien?
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>>604767066
How did you get a job in the European Parliament?
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>>604767066

is this Brussels
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/sed/doc/ext/hemicycle/PLAN_BRU.pdf

or Strasbourg
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/sed/doc/ext/hemicycle/PLAN_STR.pdf
?
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>>604768497
or redfag
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>>604767978
this
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>>604768533
Well fuck... Did not think about that.
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>>604767345
Dubs and op must do
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>>604768689
>European
>Job
dude, who are you getting your info from?
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>>604768497

Moraes. Number 242.
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>>604768590
bump
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>>604767066 congrats, u fooled quite some people!

Just a kiddo in some sort of practices in the parkanebt. This shit is usual here in Europe where some times schools are allowed to bring the students and simulate discussions, check the rest of the people, all kids.

Try harder next time
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>>604768497
Lets be honest he is on the wrong side whatever way you look at it.
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>>604768793
Amerifat pls, take your freedoms somewhere else.
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Right in the pussy
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Considering that the European parliament is not scheduled for a session before march 24th...
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>>604768590
this
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>>604768590
Bump
also archive it pls
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>>604768708
Strasbourg m8. shitty class trip. almost got raped by a fat chick...
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>>604768593
Finally some common sense, ffs
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>>604767066
Those politicians sure seem rather young.
ENJOYING YOUR CLASS TRIP?
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>>604768533
DUBS FOR LULZ
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>>604768876
>Amerifat
hur dur, everr1 wit bad europinions is murikkkan
CANADIAN MASTER RACE!!
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>>604767066
Tell Poland to fuck off
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>>604767066
Stand up and say: "When are we gonna resurrect the Third Reich?"
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>>604768056
The monitor says you're on 2chan
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>>604769029
Oh and Canada isn't part of the continent 'North AMERICA'?
Fuck off.
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>>604769003
/thread
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>>604769003
>euroscola
autism or something?
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I did Model UN in HS> Was actually pretty fun.

Found out about the2 chicks from another school that wanted to fuck me after it was over.

Still sad about that...
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>>604767345
dubs op must do
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Start gangraping the F3m4LEs
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>>604767066
>>604768056
>>604768708

OP spotted!!
http://www.neurope.eu/article/eu-lawyers-checking-legality-terror-finance-deal-us
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>>604767763
Its Euroscola, as it says on the screen. Students from all over europe visit the european parlament to learn how EU works'n shit. A friend of mine went there, thats how i know.
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>>604768533
anyone spot the jew yet?
stream isn't working on laptop
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Also Euroscola, students pretending to be deputy for a day.
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For those who still have no idea how an anon got in the European Parliament: http://www.europarl.europa.eu/euroscola/en/home.html
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>>604767066
Who are all this young people?
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Model UN.
kek
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>>604769126
we moved out last month dude, we invaded turkey and renamed it chicken
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>>604769126
Come one and all to see the literal autism and figurative cancer that is intellectual downfall of /b/.
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>>604767066
Tell Greece to pay denbt
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>>604769266
Some "youths parliament" session that they're having
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>>604769234
Yes basically
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using VLC to stream the vid, some dudes talking and it's in german
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>>604767066
Declare war to Greece

> Start calling votes
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>>604767066
Bring up how Gypsy's stole your bike
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>>604769423
Seriously, isn't it boring?
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>>604767066
Hey c'est celui de strasbourg non?
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>>604767066
Bring back Jeremy clarkson
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>>604769423
Declare a holocaust against muslims
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>>604769423
You should have voted no to youth employment.
BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND!
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>>604769489
A Romanian talking about gypsies. Oh the irony...
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If dubs OP must call obama a nigger out loud
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>>604768590
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>604769655
dubs winrar
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Mec tu fou quoi au parlement europpéen cdr
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ECOLE EUROPEENNE!!
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>>604767066

Ask why they keep moving from Brussels to Strassburg and back.
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>>604767066
>is european
>says WE are the fags
gg OP
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>>604769655
Done
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>>604768573
Voting on what exactly? What's the current range of topics and is it your opinion or your affiliated backers opinions or a just whatever makes the day go faster?
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>>604768056
How the fuck did you take that picture?
If you say you have a 3rd iphone i'll fucking murder you
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>>604769795
ROTATED PHOTO

> Not worth archive
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>>604769795
op is now parliament god
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>If this is in Strasbourg, I was just there!
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>>604769795
fuck that girl with the hoodie
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>>604769795
Now strip your clothes off, run to the front and say Hitler the messiah is coming back to kill all the sandniggers.
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dubs for playing heyyeyeayeayeya
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>>604769795

kek

now call a vote to break up the EU or an hero you worthless parasite
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>>604769784
^ This

Rolling for something
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>>604769612
rolling for this.
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>>604769877
Using the 3rd one to post here
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Ask them to choose between

> Hitler
> Paul Pot
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>>604768514
Wait... Why is everyone young here?
What is happening in this room? Random student speech?
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>>604769795
>>604767066
push all buttons until something cool happen
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>>604769883
fixed it. You're welcome faggots.
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>>604769795
good
now find a way to broadcast
"ATTENTION EUROPE! 9GAG ARMY IS HERE! WE ARE ANOMALOUS! WE ARE A REGION! FORGIVE AND FORGET! EXPECTOR PATRONUM!"
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>>604769907
The guy has 3 iPhones, he won't fuck anybody
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Toasting bread

Thanks OP, for not being a fag
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>>604767066
Suggest stupid shit and see if they take you seriously. Then stand up and ask from each representive to give you money. If they ask why, tell them they robbed you. And that all you want is a cup of coffee and something to eat.

Also, before they call the guards just remember to make nazi salute.
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Someone of these fags is OP
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>>604770288
win.rar
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>>604770288
dubs
OP MUST COMPLY!!
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>>604769877
keked and checked
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Walk up to podium
Do a 360 back to desk
then
BARREL ROLL
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Just stand straight up and start complaining about drug laws out of the blue
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>>604770234
Press the microphone button and say "How many of you fags want to shimmy together after this lame ass conference?"
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Call or send an anonymous tip off the EU parliament saying a person sat at station 242 has a bomb and intends to detonate it.
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>>604770288
dubs confirms OP must comply
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Someone of these fags is OP.
Detectives, do your work
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>>604770362
Why are there KFC employees in the down right corner?
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>>604770234
shave your Neanderthal fingers
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Ops next to a hot girl with brown hair. In 243.
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>>604770362
Pizza's here
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>>604770454
Yes
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>>604770449
I'm not OP. Just a guy with photoshop.
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