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ITT: We create a step by step process on how to steal a plane

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ITT: We create a step by step process on how to steal a plane and crash it into 2 towers.

Dubs decides the first step
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kill yourself
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first step: fap
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>>604694541

>Be mudslime
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>>604694677
>>604694755

ohhhh sheeeit
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>>604694541
Go to school to become a pilot.
Get married
Have a couple of kids
Wait for the appropriate time based on political agenda
wham!!!
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jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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steel beams can't melt jet fuel
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Make chicken tetrazzini
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>>604694980
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3rd step we take a nap and forget the initial plan
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jet beams can't melt steel fuel
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steel melt can't fuel jet beams
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first Second: Kill a Local Pilot and take over his life.
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>>604694677
>step 1: fap

next dubs decides 2nd step
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>>604694755
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fuel beams steel can't melt jet
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Second: Kill a Local Pilot and take over his life.
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>>604695254
get jet fuel
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Fly plane into two towers.
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>>604695254
get TNT
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stop beeing a faggot
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Step 8: Repeat steps 1 to 7
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Pic related.
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join ISIS
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>>604695254
fap again
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Rollo
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>>604695801
this
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Fly plane into 2 towers
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>>604695866
>Step 1: Fap
>Step 2: Fap again

next dubs decides 3rd step
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>>604695866
topkek
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>>604695550
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>>604694544

Be a Jew.
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>>604695866
Our dicks gettin Raw.
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>>604696006
Fap again
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>>604696006
Third step, check um
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delete System32 folder
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>>604696006
fap again
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>>604696055
>Step 1: Fap
>Step 2: Fap Again
>Step 3: Offbyone Kenobi

dubs decides 4th step
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>>604696006
fap once more
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>>604696295
3rd step should be "get TNT" faggot...

fap again
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>>604696295
Kill myself
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>>604696006
crash a plane into 2 towers
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Step 3-18: Fap without any lube
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Rub a generous amount of Vegemite on your scrotum
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>>604696420
smoke weed

420 blaze it
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>>604696295
give dad a hand job
then fap
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Firmly grasp it
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>>604696295
fap to gay porn
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Fap on TNT
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>>604696295
Rape a pilot and steal his plane
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>>604696295
4th step. leave this thread
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>>604696555
kek
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>>604696555
Yeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>604696295
3rd round of fap by using the force
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>>604696611
Is this step 5? Lets make it step 5.
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Purchase oxycodon
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>>604696555
>Step 1: Fap
>Step 2: Fap Again
>Step 3: Get TNT
>Step 4: Rape a pilot and steal his plane

dubs decides 5th step
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>>604696555
let the pilot face fuck you while flying the plane
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>>604695550
holy trips
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shove 3 chicken tenders up your anus
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>>604696702
yes it is, step six is next. Getting for leave thread
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>>604694541
Fly to Mars and call it Mars One.
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Fap in plane sight
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Fly Plane to Dubai
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>>604696745
place TNT on building
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shove four chicken tenders up your anus
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fap to gay porn
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Hello fbi and nsa
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Leave thread is step 5
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>>604696745
stick c4 in asshole for more steel beam destruction
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>>604696745
WHY IS STEP 2 NOT BE MUDSLIME
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>>604696791
GET
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>>604696965
reroll
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watch some anime
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Fap again
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>>604697000
wiener
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>>604696965
rerolll
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simpsons did it
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>>604697007
fuck off MI6
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Smoke weed erryday
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>>604696745
Crash Plane into Pilots House. Step out and Rape his daughter.
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>>604697065
lmao reroll
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>>604696969
All that 69
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>>604696745

Step 2 is be mudslime OP Fix it
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>>604697000
>Step 1: Fap
>Step 2: Fap Again
>Step 3: Get TNT
>Step 4: Rape a pilot and steal his plane
>Step 5: Fap in plane sight

dubs decide 6th step
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Place TNT under each passenger's seat
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>>604697207
fap to gay porn
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Ok time for next step. Melt steel beams with jet fuel.
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>>604697207
Shoe on head
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>>604697163
i will correct it next time
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shove 5 chicken tenders up your anus
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fill your mouth with waffles and fap again
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>>604697207
Kill niggers
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>>604697266
Winrar!
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Fap
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>>604697266
winrar
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>>604697266
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Jet beams can't melt steel fuel.
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>>604697007
Sup bond
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>>604697266
>>604697288
WINRARS
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Call US president and let him know the plan is in action.
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OP is a faggot
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crash plane into ground
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oh my god you guys crack me up. this was a simple task.
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>>604694677
Genius
Step 2: ????
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