ITT: We create a step by step process on how to steal a plane

kill yourself

first step: fap

>>604694541

>Be mudslime

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>>604694677
>>604694755

ohhhh sheeeit

>>604694541
Go to school to become a pilot.
Get married
Have a couple of kids
Wait for the appropriate time based on political agenda
wham!!!

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

steel beams can't melt jet fuel

Make chicken tetrazzini

>>604694980

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3rd step we take a nap and forget the initial plan

jet beams can't melt steel fuel

steel melt can't fuel jet beams

first Second: Kill a Local Pilot and take over his life.

>>604694677
>step 1: fap

next dubs decides 2nd step

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>>604694755

fuel beams steel can't melt jet

Second: Kill a Local Pilot and take over his life.

>>604695254
get jet fuel

Fly plane into two towers.

>>604695254
get TNT

stop beeing a faggot

Step 8: Repeat steps 1 to 7

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join ISIS

>>604695254
fap again

Rollo

>>604695801
this

Fly plane into 2 towers

>>604695866
>Step 1: Fap
>Step 2: Fap again

next dubs decides 3rd step

>>604695866
topkek

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>>604695550

>>604694544

Be a Jew.

>>604695866
Our dicks gettin Raw.

>>604696006
Fap again

>>604696006
Third step, check um

delete System32 folder

>>604696006
fap again

>>604696055
>Step 1: Fap
>Step 2: Fap Again
>Step 3: Offbyone Kenobi

dubs decides 4th step

>>604696006
fap once more

>>604696295
3rd step should be "get TNT" faggot...

fap again

>>604696295
Kill myself

>>604696006
crash a plane into 2 towers

Step 3-18: Fap without any lube

Rub a generous amount of Vegemite on your scrotum

>>604696420
smoke weed

420 blaze it

>>604696295
give dad a hand job
then fap

Firmly grasp it

>>604696295
fap to gay porn

Fap on TNT

>>604696295
Rape a pilot and steal his plane

>>604696295
4th step. leave this thread

>>604696555
kek

>>604696555
Yeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>604696295
3rd round of fap by using the force

>>604696611
Is this step 5? Lets make it step 5.

Purchase oxycodon

>>604696555
>Step 1: Fap
>Step 2: Fap Again
>Step 3: Get TNT
>Step 4: Rape a pilot and steal his plane

dubs decides 5th step

>>604696555
let the pilot face fuck you while flying the plane

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>>604695550
holy trips

shove 3 chicken tenders up your anus

>>604696702
yes it is, step six is next. Getting for leave thread

>>604694541
Fly to Mars and call it Mars One.

Fap in plane sight

Fly Plane to Dubai

>>604696745
place TNT on building

shove four chicken tenders up your anus

fap to gay porn

Hello fbi and nsa

Leave thread is step 5

>>604696745
stick c4 in asshole for more steel beam destruction

>>604696745
WHY IS STEP 2 NOT BE MUDSLIME

>>604696791
GET

>>604696965
reroll

watch some anime

Fap again

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>>604697000
wiener

>>604696965
rerolll

simpsons did it

>>604697007
fuck off MI6

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Smoke weed erryday

>>604696745
Crash Plane into Pilots House. Step out and Rape his daughter.

>>604697065
lmao reroll

>>604696969
All that 69

>>604696745

Step 2 is be mudslime OP Fix it

>>604697000
>Step 1: Fap
>Step 2: Fap Again
>Step 3: Get TNT
>Step 4: Rape a pilot and steal his plane
>Step 5: Fap in plane sight

dubs decide 6th step

Place TNT under each passenger's seat

>>604697207
fap to gay porn

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Ok time for next step. Melt steel beams with jet fuel.

>>604697207
Shoe on head

>>604697163
i will correct it next time

shove 5 chicken tenders up your anus

fill your mouth with waffles and fap again

>>604697207
Kill niggers

>>604697266
Winrar!

Fap

>>604697266
winrar

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>>604697266

Jet beams can't melt steel fuel.

>>604697007
Sup bond

>>604697266
>>604697288
WINRARS

Call US president and let him know the plan is in action.

OP is a faggot

crash plane into ground

oh my god you guys crack me up. this was a simple task.

>>604694677
Genius
Step 2: ????