Post easy ways to make money.

go to work

Play online poker

sell your furniture on ebay

Get a job.
Unless your disabled, workings pretty easy you lazy nigger.

sell your organs

Scratch off tickets

Use a printer

Kill green dragons

Get dubs
??????
PROFIT!

>>604487201
sell frozen cow semen

Grqphic design

Pussy weed and ironic hats for life

Rob drunk people

sell yourself on dark alleys

be bizzaroflame

>>604487201
sell drugs

>>604487568

This OP. It's so fucking easy. Just learn the game at the low stakes and once you understand how to play move up to 200 buying tables a rake in the money.

It's so fucking easy idk why people work.

>>604487879
Enjoy spending more into it than you get back from it

>>604487201
lods a emone

>>604487201
Suck dicks at 5 bucks a pop. Should be easy for you.

>>604487201
Easy: Steal something

Safe: Get your fucking ass to work

>>604488087
What site do you suggest starting out on? Im decent at poker.

>>604487201
Buy cheap electronics on eBay and mark them up

Create a pointless app

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>>604488241

>>60448796
top kek

Stop using money and find at least a penny on the ground once every year.

>>604487388
this

you don't even have to do anything. just show up

>>604488067
Came here to say this, jizzarod when I saw it already here

>>604487201
Job application

Carbon or ACR for poker in US. Depending on your state you can use legal websites.

>>604487201
- Rob n00b drug dealers
- Mug civilians
- Sling coke
- Buy low (alibaba), sell high (ebay, amazon)

Take surveys online.

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>>604487201
Well, you could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece.

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Whoring works, stealing things/scamming ebay works well.

>>604487974
I got quads earlier, where do I post my bank info?

>>604487962
kek

>>604487201
>go to Uni for decent degree
>get gov't to pay for most of education and give you loans for living expenses
>graduate and get a job
>pay off loans after a few months of working
>???
>profit

>>604489609
That's what I did, took 5 years, and it was mad easy. I was stoned most of the time.

>>604487201
sell your plasma

Work, or sell drugs

>>604489175
nice

>>604489903
are you an ameritard?

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Search your home and/or friend's home for scrap gold.

Cash for gold profit!

Bet on insanely ridiculous bets on Csgolounge
Make insane profit because people are stupid and the odds are incredibly fucked in the favour of anyone who knows anything about betting.

>>604490541
add me on steam and teach me :3

>buy a knife and dress in a large coat. Nothing too suspicious
>wait outside a fancy restaurant on a quiet night
>pick a Tuesday at 8. Less people eat out that day and at 8 most will already be inside
>once you see a couple, show your knife immediately and say "if you don't hand me your wallet I'll cut someone's throat"
>as he fumbles for his wallet say "too late" and stab yourself in the throat

these posts used to be way more helpful a couple years ago

>>604492496

Goodnight sweet coupons

>>604490177
No, I'm a canadafag.

>>604490992
If you can't figure out something as simple as that, than you really need to anhero

>>604492496
B is mainstream, you'de have to be retarded to share your cash cow here.

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FOREX if you are stupid its not for you but if you are smart and patient you can have fucking big benefits of this i tell you there is a lot of shtty information about strategies and way to win to the market but the fact its all lie and i have the only sauce on intrenet who teach you really how to win money whit forex thats what i use and im winning 300 euros per day

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Blackhat here.

>Getting off of 4chan and getting a job = $
>Playing poker with secret partners = $$
>Write financial malware and spread it on social networking sites = $$$$$
>Write financial malware and sell it on the black market = $$$$$$$

>>604493596
You're just a closet gambler.

>>604494175
Use the black market for selling your blacks like you're supposed to.

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>>604492750
God damn, I miss those fucking things man!

Fucking snitch newfags and SJW's making shit worse for us.

>>604494242
thats what stupid people saids but keep thinking that way have a good life working for others whit a shitty paymant :)

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>>604491280

The easiest way to make money is by getting it off the weakest kind, white people.

>>604489499
Sir in light of the dubs and past quads, being that I am the dubs and quads checker, I would be happy to credit your account with $1 trillion. If you will, please post your account number, rounting number and bank name and branch location here so that I might assist you with this.
Best of dubs
Dubs and Quads Checker

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>>604489175
or 50 fat chicks for 1000 a piece

Wait till Friday night, head off to the usual area with wealthy whites and bars. WIN WIN!

>>604494242
I make more than 300 euro per day.

marry a rich ugly chick

>>604494242
no, youre the closet gambler who tried it and failed. thats what all losers say when they see someone else achieve what they couldnt. 90% of day traders fail, because theyre gamblers, and 10% make money. sorry you couldnt be the 10%, because youre a gambler. keep thinking everyone has to fail just because you failed.

>>604494493
what happened with the coupons? used to see those threads for years. did companies start catching on?

takes time but my buddy buys cheap shit on ebay like shirts, gadgets, whatever is cheap in china... even 64Gig SD cards are only $10 there. Flip them locally on kijiji or flea markets. $$$

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Buy a shitty car. Go and get your car insured and pay it off for a month or two. Than go out and drive your car into the middle of nowhere and torch the car. Call your insurance company and tell them someone stole it. Once the police find the car confirm that this is yours and you should get a return

>>604494906
>euro

>Europoor

>>604487201
join a pyramid scheme

>>604494569
> can't even fucking spell
> only makes 300euro/day
> claims that people are stupid

I used to pick pocket people at clubs back in college

Made $200 on a bad night.
My best night, I got a good $786.
On average, about $350.

>>604494569
Judging by your spelling, I wouldn't say that you're one to pull rank on others when it comes to intelligence.

>>604494493
Shut up asshole. It's immoral and unethical to steal using any means, including coupons even from giant greedy corporations who like to fuck you raw in the asshole.

>>604494569
Different dude but the fact that you referred to getting a good return as "winning" is a bit concerning. It's a losing attitude in the long run.

>>604495110
Yeah, the euro kinda dropped, and will surely continue to do so.

>>604488483
USA: Bovada
Rest of the world: Pokerstars

>>604494969
keep thinking that way, you are the perfect slave for the sistem

>>604495034
I don't know exactly, but I know that the people that started those threads were banned when the SJW's started taking over. And newfags who heard about 4chumz through the news came on and started telling mods.

>>604495087
>implying insurance fraud is necessarily easy

people try that shit and get caught all the time man.

>>604491280
my sides!

>>604487962
underrated post

PRIMERICA

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>>604495148
its a reverse funnel system

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>>604487201

i bought a metal detector for like $200 & made over 1k my first week. shit just kept climbing until i got my shit back together. best fucking purchase i ever made in mah entire life.

>>604487201
Become a whore.

>>604487962
under rated post/10
Cowhides are good too, if you're not strong enough

Sign up for this.
http://ccc.ca.gov/Pages/default.aspx

>>604492966
As an amerifag the only real difference between canadians and americans is pretty minimal. Maybe not in the south but here in the northwest were basically the same people, diff gov.

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>>604495880

>>604495880
Where do you walk around to find stuff?

>>604490403
>scrap gold

>>604496018
>running cowhides

oh boy, those were the days for low level money making.

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spam your site

>>604496116
Kek

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>>604487962
Lel

>>604491280
kol (kek out loud)

Go to the Casino

/thread

>>604495219
interested in pickpocketting, have been practicing a lot. do you take phones and shit or just wallets and dig for cash?

>>604496116

>no third panel

Why would you crop it

>>604495219
Tips so some big guy doesn't call me a cheaky kunt and then hook me in the gabber when he catches me?

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>>604488241

>>604496042
I used to work there for 8 months ot was pretty tight but it sucks dick in the summer

Matched betting. Not sure how well this works outside the UK

>>604495219
yup I did this too. You dont even have to be skilled if you do it in the nightclubs where everybody is packed together anyways.

>>604487201
Play a fuck tone of free to play mmo games or even console games, max level yourself and get good gear, sell account, repeat
>profit

>>604489168
where do you recomend these??

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>>604496116

>>604496370
I saved it like that from here the other day. Didn't know there was another part

>>604487201
sell your adderall for $5 a piece. if youre not prescribed it go to a doctor and say you have a lot of trouble concentrating and that you think you have adhd. if youre not a faggot and you know how to talk they'll give you a script.

>>604496182

i lived in jersey back then, & the ebst places to go to was next to rivers. like 100 years ago people would all chill at the river & lose shit...i found this cameo thing that was made out of poure gold & diamonds once. that was one of my best finds...it ended up being faberge.

to make it really easy public places are best causde you dont have to ask permission. private property might give ya more stuff but not always cause ya gotta think about traffic. i would also hit up beaches & little leeague ball parks. it would take me like 3 hours to drive to any beach but after a storm i dont think i ever made less than 1k in 1 day from a beach.

>>604496319
how to lose money unless youre actually good at poker, and then online poker more convienent

>>604487962
hah

>>604496567
You too can make $100 for hundreds of hours of work. Just do this.

>>604496425
which center??

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learn to count cards and get a good team together.

>>604487201
College education in STEM field

>>604487388
Why did nobody /thread this shit right here?

/thread

>>604487201
It's not that hard, but obviously nobody will tell you how to really make the big money. My tips are
>look for something that has a large userbase or simply something that many people use
>think of something that might make the product better
>it should be something that you could learn easily and what also wouldn't require much money to do

It probably sounds harder than it it, but I currently make about 300€ plus on every ''modification'' we do.
I now have my own workshop and I currently employ 3 other workers, besides me. If everything will go as expected, I will make my first 100k coming month. Hopefully I'm a millionaire by next year.

kill your spouse for their life insurance policy.

>>604496111
That's what I realise whenever I visit the states, as well.

>>604497052
Mate this thread will 404 in a few mins, no one will see if you tell us what you do. What is it?

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If you have quality sperm, got to china and donate. Or donate in your country. If you have blond hair and/or blue eyes do this

>>604496963
Isn't counting cards more or less dead due to casinos using too many decks + shuffle machines?

>>604497253
>>604497052
This, what is it?

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>>604496963

>>604496784
That's pretty smart.

>>604497331
casino procedures have changed, but so have counting procedures. people still continue to figure out ways to win

>>604487201
>buy bitcoins
>lose your money

>>604487962
sidesaregone

>>604494792
Fat chicks need love to....but they gotta pay!

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>>604487201
>learn hacking
>hack bank
>profit

>>604496669
I only use two sites right now
http://www.i-say.com/
and
https://www.vindale.com/

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>>604496388

>>604487962
moved on about a year ago, but kek from then

>>604498087
How much are you making a week from these?

>>604497253
>>604497332
Well it's not like it's something new anyway. I started to repaint apple products. Basically buying new apple shit. I disassemble it, repaint the chassis and assemble it. It works like a charm with iPhones and MacBooks. I usually sell these over ebay. For example, a custom matte black painted Macbook Pro in it's standard configurations costs 1799€. Basically 200-300€ profit for me.

Anyone have any tag switching tips?

Or any tips on any stores?

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Get an FFL and buy and build guns, then sell them.

>>604497353
BANTI
A
N
T
I

>>604488087
online poker is illegal in WA state [where i lib], is it possible to log in through a proxy or something?

>>604487583
You gotta have money to get that furniture.

>>604498728
great idea...do you have a site?

>>604487201
a man begging on the street in new york makes $150 per day

>>604499144
Nope, not yet.

>>604498728
You're a gentleman and a scholar thank you.

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>>604487809
How to make a nigger run

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>spend a whole day creating a flash game
>sell it on steam as a $15 indie game

>>604499230
That man is a BLACK man. Do you want to be a BLACK man???

>>604488763
You'll have just about a dollar when you die.

>>604499443
Can you stop doing that please? I'm getting sick of being banned from forums for abusing you cunts.

Wait outside a movie theater with a gun at night. Wait until a rich looking family, preferably father, mother, and son, come out. Stick them up for everything they have. When you have what you want, or if they resist, kill the mother and father. Leave the kid alive to be emotionally scarred for life, unless he becomes Batman, but that's just bad luck on your part.

>>604487201
††★★★★
Take a 1 dollar bill and clean it with equal parts acetone peroxide and bleach. Download a 100 dollar bill image and print it on the blank dollar. Take the new 100 to Kmart where they don't check water marks on bills. They only do the marker test which the blank dollar with the image printed passes.

>>604499776
I did this and then I fell in some acid. Now I'm in and out of asylums and killing people while making shit jokes.

9/10 would do again.

>>604487974
huge fucking newfag detected

>>604487201

Get a job

>>604487962
>>604487962
goddamnitmysidesareinorbit.jpeg

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>>604487201
Craigslist everything for a price. Even things people give you.

Solar battery charger and use it for everything in home. Save a dozen dollars a month, sometimes more. Pays for itself within the year. It will work for 10+ years. Be diligent at using it though or don't bother.

Buy in bulk. Costco card buy honey(lasts thousands of years, just add water etc), peanut butter, freeze bread and you have a permanent toat-bread and add honey+PB for a health food that gets 4/7ths of your daily requirement in food diversity. Wheat bread if you're a healthist.

There, just saved you 400+ dollars a year. Helped you get a free sell-fer-shit idea to make money without a small business license.

Pic related.

>>604499989
★Do this OP★

>>604500564
>>604499989
same fagging this hard

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Get 16 year old asians girls to pay you to lick their asses.

>>604489402
Hahaha fuck off you weird cunt

>>604500778
Dream job

Counterfeit. I did it for years and never worked or went hungry.

>>604497453

i still do it now cause its free money, plus its liek an adventure

>>604500767
You forgot this one you hypercritical-fag
>>604500887

>>604500778
Sounds legit, how much do you charge?

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>>604495034
I'll dump a few, don't worry anons.
Pls someone change the date

I offer a 4% return rate on investments then I invest the money into a stock that gives anything higher I have been going AGNC all the way recently and I live off of other peoples money. Of course the contract does have the whole safety nets to cover my ass.

>>604496784
complete bullshit btw, i did this for a few years as a hobby, you'd make much more working in a supermarket

>>604487201
GameStop dumpster diving

>>604487201
borrow 50 dollars from your mom and 50 dollars from your dad. buy a 97 dollar watch. pay your mom and dad back a dollar each and keep the last dollar for yourself then eventually pay your mom and dad back the 49 dollars each. 49+49=98+2=100 keep the dollar. repeat.

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>>604500521

he doesnt want to save money, he wants to make money

>>604501242
$20 bucks each

>>604495219
did you ever got caught?

Rake kills.

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>>604501330

shuddup faggot, you are just one of the losers. theres all sorts of news articles of success. protip: youre doing it wrong. hahah

>>604487962
RS Fag


WoW master race reporting in

>>604496719
Can you get this prescribed by GPs or do you have to go to a psychiatrist?

>>604501568
easy basement gremlin, it was just a joke. Plus tried WoW, way too over rated, definition of grindy

>>604491280
This is the funniest shit I've ever read on /b I just woke my gf up laughing and I don't even care hahahhahahhha kol

>>604493596
this seems interesting

>>604501342
INFINITE MONEY

Rob niggers, oh wait, I forgot...

>>604494924
this

>>604501513
no you're a douchebag liar. ive detected many times and been involved with clubs. nobody does it for money because there isn't any in it. you are some kind of tool to spread this bullshit

>>604495034
one of the main guys who made them got arrested. federal prison or something like that. serious shit

>>604487201
sell your organs on the black market.
>>604487962
with all the bots selling that same item i dont think so.

>>604488241
You mean OP should start charging for sucking dicks

>>604491280
Holy shit. I lol'd

Amazon turk

>>604501342
I am confused. Can someone explain this sorcery.

>>604501932
Studio apartment* gremlin

Selling bitcoin at a profit on Local bitcoins. Just mark them up like 10%-20% and you don't even have to do anything else.

>>604487962
Kill yourself.

>>604503387
Basically you suck at math, and should try looking at it again.

Ask people for change

>>604497087
The only thing I really noticed about Americans is that they never say "You're welcome" in response to a "Thank you".
Typically they will just ignore the remark, or just give you a "Uh-huh"

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>>604487201

1. Put on your shoes
2. Get Bacon
3. ??????????
4. Profit. $$

>>604503969
Uh-huh

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>>604487201
All money is debt printed out of thin air at interest under disguises as stable monetary policy lol good luck.

>>604496567
>Have 10 level 85s in wow cata
>Max professions
>100k gold
>Rare mounts
>Raid geared
>Yeah we'll uhhh give you 120 bucks for it, we only count the first 3 characters in our quote.

>>604493596
De que estás hablando? Poker?

I didn't think one of these threads could get worse than one on /biz/ but wow.

>>604504467
/biz/ is the same 5 autists posting stock photos of models and beaches

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>>604502386
He probably sells them for a living.

>>604491280
KEK'D

>>604504241
>Pic is from tumblr
Good luck

>>604504467


ooohhhhh for the love of fucking god /biz/ bring any fucking idea up with them even one that has worked for years and its fucking shit and stock stock stocks

say you have money to invest, go back to /b/

look for fucking advice and they wonder what you are doing there

Found only a couple of good people that would help out and actually talk /biz/ but beyond that its worse than /b/

at least here there are some good ways to make money after shifting thru the bullshit

Had one of these a few weeks ago and there were at least 10 ways to make money that anyone could do. It was the threat with the guy that got river stones and polished them and sold them at a market.

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>>604504838
Google image

>>604504644
Woah woah woah, we've got a thinker.

>>Get half decent at art
>>Make 12 year olds on Tumblr pay you to draw their shitty furry's and oc's
>>??????
>>Profit

>>604487201
Invest in SGG on May 1st

Has no one talked of faking a disability/mental illness to get social security? Know a ton of people who do this.

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>>604505280


but why?

Work at a place with access to money . Each night cut different strips of 100 dollar bills once u have enough strips tape them together. About extra 100 dollars a week in ur pocket

>>604491280
Lost

>>604487201
You can whore yourself to 100 fat chicks or 10 really fat chicks

stock market. i made $2000 so far this year.

>>604505920


I would laugh but profit is profit

How did you do it?

>>604505280
ACTUAL stockfags would know you have to append the exchange region to the ticker with a period

>>604505920
I've made 3000 so far this year but i kind of cheated, i'm using 10k of my own and 10k borrowed. So really i've only made 1.5k. Still easy money though

> implying SHA-3 encryption is even possible at this current age

delete system32

>>604506123
blue chips and mutual funds. play it safe. or play some penny stocks. you risk losing your ass but you can make 200% gains in a day

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I hear the best stock are like defense contracts and the companies they invest the pension funds in.

>>604488483
Hey if you are going to use bovada would you use my referral code? Helps me out bro

>>604487962
Sell ashes in the Grand Exchange

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Nigga I gave yall straight Fya with my 100 dolla bill strips trick and yall talkin bout some stock shit shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee

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>>604487201
Rub rim of anus with vicks.

Advertise 'Vicks barebacking' on Craiglist.

Charge $20 per fuck.

Profit.

>>604502019
>>604496296
Samefag

Sell drugs
Flip items on ebay
Flip virtual currency

more jewpons pls

>>604496567
Back when BC was the new thing for WoW I sold accounts.

It was easier to find and buy really cheap accounts 50-90 bucks and within a few days you could resell them for 200-500 dollars depending on how geared the characters were.

I had a lot of free time though, so, when I wasn't doing school work this is what I did, but I made a few grand doing it.

Pretty much impossible to do it now though since a retarded baby could level and gear a character within a week.

Doing it with F2P games though might be a good idea.

>>604506449

yeah I was thinking of doing that but just never had the head for it. Tried that whole free stock sample thing and lost all my fake money in a month.

Ended up financing homes for people who cant get loans.

buy house at 30,000 do nothing to it and sell it at 60,000 to people who cant get loans. 2500 down 600 a month for 15 years. 10% interest.

Trimming Armour 20k.

Wait a second.... This isn't the GE...

I think the quickets, easiest and most dangerous way would be to kidnap, mug or rob a drug dealer. I am not talking about your highschool pot dealer either. I am talking about a dumb nig that drives around in a sick car with gold teeth. The guys that scream drug dealer. Study him. Watch him. Figure out where he lives and where he hangs out. Wait for him to be alone and out of the public eye. Knock him out wih something. Tie him up. Make him give you the keys to his house or apartment. Tear it apart thread by thread. Should come out with cash and product.