>mfw no division between each dick
>mfw no veins, no skin
>mfw two heads
Only an alien would say 0 because there are 5 letters in alien, 2 letters in no and 3 sides on a triangle. 5-2=3.We all know that aliens are the illuminati, so you are an alien
Themselves, lol. I mean thats men too, but women way more often
They think about their appearance constantly, their problems, food (some of them), and occasionally some muscle-bound beefcake with a big cock.
⌮ ⌖ ⌰ ⌱⏃ ⏇ ⏈ ⏉ ⏉ ⏋ ⏌ ⏍ ☰ ☱ ☲ ☳ ☴ ☵ ☶ ☷ ╵ ╷ ╹ ╻ │ ▕ ▏ ┃ ┆ ⦓ ⦔ ⦕ ⦖ ⦗ ⦘ ⦙ ⦚ ⦛ ⦜ ⦝ ⦞ ⦟ ⦠ ⦡ ⦢ ⦣ ⦤ ⦥ ⦦ ⏄ ⏅ ⏆ ⏇ ⏈ ⏉ ⏉ ⏋ ⏌ ⏍ ☰ ☱ ☲ ☳ ☴ ☵ ☶ ☷ ╵ ╷ ╹ ╻ │ ▕ ▏ ┃ ┆ ⦓ ⦔ ⦕ ⏇ ⏈ ⏉ ⏉ ⏋ ⏌ ⏍ ☰ ☱ ☲ ☳ ▏ ┃ ┆ ⦓ ⦔ ⦕ ⏇ ⏈ ⏉ ⏉ ⏋ ⏌ ⏍ ☰ ☱ ☲ ☳ ☴ ☵ ☶ ☷c ⦤ ⦥ ⦦ ┋ ╿ ╽ ┌ ┍ ┎ ┏ ┐ ┑ ┒ ┓ └ ┕ ┖ ┗ ⦓ ⦔ ⦕ ⦖ ⦗ ⦘ ⦙ ⦚ ⦛ ⦜ ⦝ ⦞ ⦟ ⦠ ⦡ ⦢ ⦣ ⦤ ⦥ ⦦ ⦧ ⦨ ⦩☴ ☵ ☶ ☷c ⦤ ⦥ ⦦ ┋ ╿ ╽ ┌ ┍ ┎ ┏ ┐ ┑ ┒ ┓ └ ┕ ┖ ┗ ⦓ ⦔ ⦕ ⦖ ⦗ ⦘ ⦙ ⦚ ⦛ ⦜ ⦝ ⦞ ⦟ ⦠ ⦡ ⦢ ⦣ ⦤ ⦥ ⦦ ⦧ ⦨ ⦩
About licking the back of their hands and wondering why if it really does smell like their cunt. The rest of the time is usually spent thinking about money, men and miscellaneous feels.
That's because they never have anything good to say.
Would you like it if I stood behind you in the shower, pressed my naked front against you, wrapped my arms around you and soaped up your boobs while kissing your neck and shoulder? I'd like that.
One thing I've always wondered, do girls actually have any fetishes? Do they pretend, just to seem more 'kinky' and 'wild'?
I don't know any girl that would like to get scat fucked by a shemale with down syndrome whilst playing the US anthem on max volume.
Not a chem trail, silly buns... It is an image from a space probe near Saturn.
Not what I implied, it's just impossible to relate with them..
When women are young and pretty, they're fucking stupid. Boy bands, booze, their feelings, and "finding themselves." I know a college junior that is fucking OBSESSED with a Korean boy band.
They don't get brains until later. Unfortunately, most are fat or haggard by then.
So no. We don't pay attention to girls' brains, for the same reason that I don't look to gerbils for nice tits. They don't have any. If I find any, it's a rare and pleasant surprise.
sometimes i think hey 4chan is okay, i shouldn't be embarrassed to be on this site
then i see a post like this and i remember it's like hanging out with a bunch of 12 yr old boys in a treehouse that reeks of doritos
Bachelor frog reporting for duty.
>Calling all bachelor frogs.
Oh god oh god what the fuck am I looking at
Every person in the world has their own individual thoughts. It doesn't make sense to ask what a gender thinks because that implies all girls have a collective consciousness when we all think different things.
>Implying we make you cake your face with makeup because attractive men that are out of your league won't care for you otherwise.
Enjoy being a neckbeard wife
People like you need to be brought out back and shot.
I've never met one that would be into that, but I know girls that liked to be spanked, hit, choked, bitten etc.
And I don't think they were just doing it to be wild or whatever they visibly were getting off when I was doing it.
What I think is good is that girls are starting to like some fetish kinda stuff it's great lol
>I don't know any girl that would like to get scat fucked by a shemale with down syndrome whilst playing the US anthem on max volume.
thats my new fetish
Welcome to 4chan fawgot.
I'm interested in the history of that cock. What happened?
>majority of their life nevertheless when they're young
That's not even coherent. If you're female (and you sound like you are), you're proving my point for me. So, thanks.
Also, breasts are inherently sexually attractive to humans. Biological fact. So you're really just pointing out the obvious, as though it's somehow comparable to worshiping a boy band on another fucking continent. So, also proving my point. Thanks again.
>he doesn't partake in gerbil tits
same femanon from most of the replies, heres for my fellow femanons: this is 4chan, specifically /b/ and if you get offended by half the shit these faggots say then youre retarded and should leave
Somehow I think that girls pre 2000's were much more into fetishes.
Shit like 'Sex and The City' and the internet spread all fetishes like wild fire and made these people look like the worlds weirdest freaks.
All I could do on such short notice. Must get out the warning.
depends how old they are. if they're my age, late 20's, they wonder where all the good men went.
of course they all either got married already or they're career focused and content to wait women out.
Everyone in this thread is a female pretending to be a dude. The 'females' are females pretending to be dudes pretending to be females.
i don't know what girls think about, and i don't care either. i just wanna know what the fuck is going on with that dick, looks like a fiat multipla
You didn't even refute anything he said. Probably because he's right.
we think about everything you guys do. chill.
A post about woman. Not about sex, I know alota bout sex from porn but how girls think! Ummm aliens. Yea thats it. Ill change the topic to aliens. Because i alienate my self from girls so much, I dont know anything about them...therefore I have no answer proving im a wizard...gotta avoid that. Speaking of girls did ya hear about that ufo in russis
old school penis enlargement. go big deal, my dad has it.
No shit, bitches that like a bit of light spanking think they are into BDSM.
A good thing about 50 shades of grey coming out is the girls I've been sleeping with lately have been more open to kinkier sex
what is she thinking? you tell me
They are always thinking stupid shit.
>"Shes a bitch"
>"What is she wearing? what a slut"
>"I have to fart, but I can't fart here. I must leave"
>"I wonder if this anon likes me"
>"these creep keeps calling me cute"
>"what should I wear tommorow"
>"is that my vagina that smells?"
>"I need to change my tampon before I turn retarded"
>"omg i love this song"
>"did that guy just eye rape me?"
>"His dick smells weird... oh well"
>"I hope he doesnt notice my vagina smells today"
>"I wish my ass was bigger"
>"Im so fat"
You know, the common shit
How pointless life is, and everything we do
That I will never achieve true happiness
That it doesn't matter if I die today or in 50 years
That everything I love will eventually be gone and it will bring be great pain
That I should just kill my self so I dont have to deal with the pain
>this much samefagging on one bread.
People all think differently OP
Here's what I think:
"What am I doing here"
"Is this real life?"
"Why is this happening? Why am I here"
"What's wrong with me?"
"Why can't I be happy"
OP asks "What do girls think about?" as opposed to "What do women think about?"
Old-anon here. Trust me: the mindset of a woman <25 is completely different from a woman who is >30. Especially those late 20s - women who have been getting by on their looks start to wise up and realize that their time is running out, while women who weren't vapid start losing (or dealing with) any neuroses they have.
Seriously /b/ros, you'd be amazed at how much the game changes.
There are only like 5 females that enjoy 4chin, they are fat,ugly, and autismo.
I think about economics, finance, physics, space, and engineering practices, and what type of underwear a girl is wearing under her pants.
dad said i had to wait until i was 18 :(
xD what is this 2008?
im not 13 anymore haha x3