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Operation Suicidal Continuation from >>604409144 Game

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Operation Suicidal
Continuation from >>604409144

Game plan is to create a rumor that tumblr founder David Carp killed himself. Don't post anything untill we've formed a consensus.
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He wanted to be reborn as a cute girl
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go on tumblr and start a memorial for him
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>>604416913
This
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No, wait until there's a fake article.
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>>604416214
Karp not carp
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it's David KARP. dear god dont fuck this god tier opportunity anons
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>>604416913
I support this idea, I do like the "wanted to be reborn a girl" idea as well
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>>604417281
where do these come from?
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His name is David Karp not Carp.

We need a picture of him smiling and we need to give it a tumblr filter. Please don't post any memorial pages untill we're ready. Also let's vote on a hashtag.
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say he was ashamed with his website and the humility got to him
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9gag bullied him and he commited suicide
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>>604417684
I was saying #KarpMemorial.
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>>604417785
Nononononononono he had severe autism which was caused by vaccines.
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>>604417684
#gudnitesweetprinse
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>>604418064
Hell no. That makes it seem a troll,we always accuse 9gag of stuff we did. It will be suspicious.
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#NeverForgetKarp
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Guys,let's say he had depression. He was bullied a kid,and now he killed himself.
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>>604418376
I ain't dead nigga
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>>604418376
nonono he hated how his website turned out (otherkin, radcal feminazis etc..) people will feel like they caused it and an hero
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He has invested money in Superpedestrian, Inc and Sherpaa. We could base something off those going to shit so he an heroed it.
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>>604418251
true true. i wasnt thinking. how about we say that he was already depressed, and he came to realize how useless he was as a man due to the rampant manhaters on tumblr and that finally pushed him over the edge, leading him to pull a robin williams
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>>604418574
Oh yeah! Yes,yes! I think he actually did hate how his website turned out so that even better
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It needs to be somewhat realistic. How about he was diagnosed with a mental disease. He became depressed. After getting death threats from 9gag and reddit users. He killed himself as he was mentally unstable.
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this has so much potential
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>>604418671
Op here

I vote this. Hung himself with a belt. Now we need a suicide note
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Say it was a drug overdose. That's the most believable thing nowadays
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>>604418848
no 9gag or reddit references. makes it seem less legit
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>>604418848
No. No 9gag or reddit. It will be suspicious.
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>>604418888
Indeed, this could have the double whammy of tumblrinas thinking they caused it. Even more an heroes
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>>604418193
kekediy kek
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>>604418888
quads check
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>>604418589
this guise
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>>604418888
Nice quads btw
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I vote depression. We need a suicide note and what he used to kill himself
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>>604418888
quads dont lie
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His name was Robert Paulson
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>>604419258
I vote depression too.
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what if we reference ourselves? noone would expect 4chan to say 4chan did something? He could say he was constantly told on a daily basis by an anonymous user from 4chan to do it so he just did.
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niggers if this gets popular I Triforce
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>>604419384
Gr8 idea
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>>604416214
lets do dis
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>>604419258
Voting for depression whats the most tumblrina way to kill yourself. Suicide by hanging is not a pussy enough way to kill yourself
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https://hotair.com/archives/2015/02/24/video-net-neutrality-expert-doesnt-seem-to-know-much-about-net-neutrality/

Tumblr's CEO David Karp just made a fool of himself on CNBC. They asked him basic questions about telecoms that he couldn't answer. He looked completely lost. The commentators even tried to help him out by giving him even more basic questions, which he still couldn't answer. This guy MET with Barack Obama about this issue a few months ago.

Here is a supposed leader of this movement and he completely embarrassed himself. The whole interview was cringe worthy. Are millenials this ignorant? Do they just get their talking points off Reddit?
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>>604419384
This coupled with depression? We need suicide note drafts
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so depression is pretty much agreed upon. we need a trigger that actually did the trick. i vote for>>604418848 without the gag and reddit references and>>604418671
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>>604419384
But 4chan is the troll of the internet. We could, but it would be risky.
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>>604419646
This started his bout of depression
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>>604419384
Lol good idea. I support this.
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We need a suicide note. How about he killed himself by overdosing because of depression.
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>>604418316
No the hashtag should be, #KARPeDiem!

Captcha pimpuu
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>>604419646
holy shit we have our golden ticket
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this is great
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I like the overdoes suicide, someone like this isn't man enough for anything else. Not to mention most common attempt suicide by tumblrinas is overdose. kek
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Second link of that interview think we gave a hug of death to that hotair website http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000356959
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but how should we spread the rumor? starting from like youtube comments? leddit? 9fag?

>>604420305
i like this idea
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>>604419646
Kek,
Interviewer: >that is not an answer at all.
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Post on reddit, msg popular tumblr pages, spambots, etc.
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>>604419646
lol'd but we still miss somthing
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>>604420822

We could probably just get this guy to kill himself
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Depressed about his sale to yahoo, and them ruining his site. #rememberthecreator
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this has so much potential. anyone else think that eiaghtchinz should be involved
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>>604420348
>nomonopoly?.jpeg
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Say he hated how tumblr turned out and how he helped breed the feminazis and other general cancer, that he committed suicide
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>>604418574
>mfw Karp actually does hate it, probably just wanted a less shitty 4chan

I ran into him at a convention, he's actually a pretty cool guy.
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>>604421834
to predictable as bait
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>>604419646
stress caused by this was the straw that broke the camels back perhaps?
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It needs to look as legit as possible with proper grammar and recent pictures
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>>604422101
holy shit toppest kek
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>>604422101
not bad, might need a less crazy looking pic of him though
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>>604422101
Perfect
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>>604422101
OUIS OUIS MONSIUORNO
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Compiling current options:
Commited suicide by: OD, Hanging (Robin Williams style)
Because: Was bullied as a kid
hated what tumblr became
had depression
had to sell tumblr
investments in other companies went shit
went retard on an interview

Currently I would think ODing because of what tumblr became
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>>604422101
Rest of the arrtical?
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>>604422348
this
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>>604422101
link plz
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>>604422101
is the brain cancer and the little girl shit overkill?
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>>604416913
Humo. If doubles we say he died in a sex change surgery.
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>>604422559
Yes we aren't doing that.
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>>604422537
its prolly inspect element and/or photoshop
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>>604422101
top kek xd
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>>604422101
TOP FUCKING KEK

needs refining but it has potential
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Does anyone here actually have a tumblr account to start spreading this?
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>>604422828
A what account?
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>>604422064

Prior to the interview people close to him reported him having deep regret regarding the sale, considering himself a sell out. Since this interview he became ever increasingly withdrawn from Tumblr operations and his close relationships. Tragically, he drunk a bottle with some pills on the side and passed.
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>>604422101
Make the cause of death to be because of the cancer on tumblr
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>>604422101
i'd go for the od thing, seems better
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>>604422828
Op here

I do but its old, needs refurbishing. Pretty sure other 4chan users have accounts.
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>>604422828
someone could whip one up real quick, but it might not look that legit coming from a fresh account. its better if we have an old account, but if it comes to that, the new account might be our only option
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>>604422101
Content is gr8, maybe a different picture though. I have this pic.
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>>604423167
Hah. Fag.
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ive got an account (coinflux)

but only 60 followers
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>>604423191
You can't post pics with new accounts, you gotta wait some weeks
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Someone should just pick off some of his random friends and say quotes like "he always wanted to be something he's not hopefully he got his wish"or something like that
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>>604422960
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I do but thee is nothing on it had it to cause lulz but never really did we need a group of anons to get this to pick up speed though all of you faggots might have to make accounts and we all go circle jerk it on there
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>>604423391
shit is that so. looks like op might have to dust off his old account after all
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>>604422828
tumblr fag here with 500 followers should I post this on my blog
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>>604422101
I'd say "found dead" and not "kills himself"
sounds more legit
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Headline too bold, "kills himself".
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>>604423876
oh ho ho yes
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>>604423900

agree, see Robin Williams article for example
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>>604423925
i agree with this annon
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>>604423900

this
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>>604422101
Does this work? I mean it's BBC News, surely the tumblrfags will look to read the full article or confirm
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>>604416214
Lets get 'David Carp suicide' to trend on google first
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>>604423900

need to be littered with phrases like "suspected suicide" and "battling with depression"
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>>604424071
not sure yet since the article doesn't seem "legit" enough yet especially with the "cute little girl" part
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Just made an account with mailinator
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http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/11/showbiz/robin-williams-dead/index.html

Robin Williams article, use as example
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David Karp was found dead in his apartment/house this morning. Rumour has it he had been battling with depression for quite some time.
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before posting on tumblr we should post it somewhere else, so tumblrinas will actually find something when looking up on the net
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>>604424872
Agree
Reddit maybe?
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"Paramedics reported finding empty bottles of [insert pill of choice here] when arriving at the scene."
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>>604424872
Twitter
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>>604424872
buen idea mi amigo
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>>604424998
Reddit is a good place to post this, but then we shouldn't post it on tumblr.
Just post it right now on reddit with a few accounts, and let the fat landwhales take it up
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David Karp, founder of the social media website Tumblr, found dead earlier this week. He was found unresponsive in his bathtub next to an empty bottle of pills laying next to him
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Operation Overlord Operation Overlord Operation Overlord
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>>604425023
yes! It'll spread like wild fire there
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>>604425007
There's No way they'd give out that kind of info this early
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>>604424998
no reddit is full of white knights and people who can blow it up before it gains speed we need somewhere full of morons
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>>604425007

barbiturates
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>>604425391
Twitter then
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let's everybody follow op's tumblr too, so he'll feel more reliable if we'll decide to post it on tumblr after all.

come on op, give us your blog
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>>604425221
We should post it in different languages on the same hashtag.
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We should make a small little blog next to 4 chan were we like premake all the plans were gonna make so it doesnt go to hell... so we can all make yahoo answers accounts make wiki's posts on tumblr etc. and make it look legit -anon azero out kfnx
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>>604425391
may as well just go for twitter then.

any anons with a twitter that looks at least half-convincing to sort of get it started?
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>>604419384
You dense motherfucker
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>>604425391
Yeah a place like tumblr and twitter
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Tumblr CeO David Karp was found dead today in his apartment. some suggest foul play but authorities are doubtful
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>>604425575
It's an awesome idea, but it would take too long
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>>604425542
so wht the hashtag will be?

>>604425575
this man knows
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>OK SO GUYS THE HASHTAG ON TWITTER WILL BE #RIPDAVIDKARP
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>>604425542
or hack Jaden Smith's twitter and post it from there.
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You guys are truly the cancer of the internet , but im part of it now so i better embrace it
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What time should we say he died?
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>>604425736
nice and simple
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Finally /b/ organized something
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>>604425920
#DavidKarpMemorial
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we need a place to formulate this beyond 4cans this bread might get seen by a tumblrina and she'll report it to the king/queen/ (insert gender)
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>>604422828
I do, I'll just spam my post with hashtags to get it noticed.
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yo this is great. start spamming the most popular threads like, hipster, cats, politics. we need a hashtag for tumblr too
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>>604426023
my thoughts excactly some sort of forum where we can work out details and post fake accounts to make it look legit.
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>>604426023
Queer Master, you cis gendered priviliged white trash homophobobic racist scum
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>>604426023
Any idea where?
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>>604425998
better

>>604426023
also we should make a new one, bump limit is approaching
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>>604425391
Instagram is slow but full of idiots
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>>604425919
We can't reveal that yet, because they'd have to perform an autopsy, which takes time. Though we can say he was FOUND dead sometime in the morning.
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Im kind of a 4 chan noob how does 1 bump?
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>>604426186
Triggered
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so when creating new threads about this just label it as Operation Suicidal
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Can we have a more accurate news article to spread. Something visual will spread faster than just text.
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>>604426071
so what's your tumblr? we gonna follow you
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>>604417642
What if we also add a goodbye letter with some GPS coords and a date in a few dates where he thinks he will be reborn as a cute fairy astral whatever kin?
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>>604426368
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Operation Karpet Bombing
Anybody?
No?
Okay
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>>604426495
Funny, but it would seem an obvious troll
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>>604426187
Blogger? its a google app where people can go and shitpost about themselves. I think you can make a private blog and only certain people can see it and or comment. that might be a good option since no one goes on there
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>>604426596
kek
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>>604426450
Username: mounirt
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>>604417684
#RebirthKarp2k15 because he wanted to be reborn as a grill.
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Guys where are we gonna continue if this thread gets full? Kappa
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>>604425998
>>604425920
>>604425736
This nigga is a time traveller
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We should all define details in the comments of a pornhub video , my mind is alot clearer if i just fapped.
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hey guys go on tumblr and look at the tags for DavidKarpMemorial :)
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someone make a new thread.
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>>604421940
Add a black and white filter to that pic and a black band across the top right with #WearesorryKarb and we are good to go.
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>>604422101
i never knew /b/ could orchestrate this. i'm proud to be a /b/tard for once
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>>604416214
I'm 100% on board with this
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We have to change it on Wikipedia once we make this public.
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Reminder that .science domains are free and looks professional bcos its ntld (if some1 is going to create a fake site)
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>>604418574
^^This
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>>604426930

Forward to the past
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>>604427212
Yes, but it would probs be change back quickly
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>>604426890
Well probably just start a new thread here on /b/, with some sort of label pertaining to this.
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check the tag DavidKarpMemorial some stuff is already posted
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>>604427212
we should really
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Link us if you make a new thread guys that would be great
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ITS STARTING NIGGERS
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>>604427405
Once it's on news sites, use them as sources.
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OMG
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I'M READY
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the fuck is this
http://icoulduseinsouciantmaybe.tumblr.com/post/1575523659/tumblr-has-fallen-david-karp-is-dead-they-are
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Post link to new thread.
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Selling popcorn to see the watch burn
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>>604427515
>Tfw too newfag to know how to link threads
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http://smokingaltoids.tumblr.com/post/113905663686/davidkarpmemorial
At least act like it's real, dont go overboard with the bullshit and emojis
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>>604427777
Checked
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>>604427777
Quaaaads
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this is a rush job anons. will refine.
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>>604427825
new thread
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PLS it already has like 8 notes already oh god
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and the pic is wrong
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>>604418574
THIS so much this.
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>>604419721
Dear Mom.
I am sorry for what I did to you and what I did to humanity, it was all an innocent idea, but it escalated so quickly. I can't begin to describe how it feels like to create something that was supposed to be good, supposed to add something to humanity. Something to be proud of.
But I know you can.
I am sorry for creating tumblr, please believe me. I don't want the world to remember me as the guy who brought this cancer onto earth, but I will have to face the consequences of my actions.

Tell Dad to rott in hell. I will be waiting there.
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>>604427990
> furthur
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god, i love this. i was the original poster of this, as seen here.
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>>604427212
Do it after and cite the memorial. Also add "was found dead earlier today" to the news artical
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>Everybody in here
>>604427825
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Toast in the new bread
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>its happening here lads >>604427825
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>>604423925
Found Dead this
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>>604427776
Nov 14.

Wait is he actually kill?
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>>604421058
I really like the idea of his mother abusing him when he was eleven. This kicked it all off and he wanted to be closer to his dad. After creating tumbr he always felt reminded of his rape/abuse by all the feminazis/hamwhales.
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tee hee motherfuckers
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>>604427834
Change yur name
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>>604425391
How about 4chan?
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>>604427724
nice
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bruh lets gooo
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Edited this guys thing
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>>604428769
now we need to edit the link retard
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>>604420644
I suggest OD on heroin in his bathtub. The OD didn't kill him, but he drowned.
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>>604428739
are you new?
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>>604422101
"Found Dead" is better. Details need time to develop. Autopsies and shit.
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>>604417684
#themostmagickarp
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>>604429072
You seem to be.
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>>604429287
>>604429287
>>604429287
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>>604423876
NOT YET FAGGOT!
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>>604429463
now!!
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#IamDavidKarp
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>>604428739
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>>604427897
YESS.
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>>604428769
>News Madrid
>Spain Finds
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>>604419827
>>604419849 >>604419384 >>604423900 >>604424403 >>604424998
me vote on this

>>604422470 >>604425023

nicely done :)

>>604424389
what do you mean?

#KARPeDiem
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Can we get a thread going of /r9k/?
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>>604428769
this seems legit enough, i think
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>>604429939
Not original enough for that sorry.

Faggot.
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>>604427825
>>604427825

new thread faggots
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>None of you guys realizing the existence of SJW tumblrina mods.
"Hope this works general".
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>>604429986
Legit enough ?
You can clearly see the title of the web page on the tab name
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Post in the new thread, faggots. You'll keep up with what's going on in that one.
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too slow
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>>604428178
We get it. Quit trying to take credit on an anonymous image board
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>>604430340
i was talking about the content and pic, sorry for misleading wording.
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would it be possible to change wikipedia accordingly?
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Still not posting anything yet, no?
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>>604430921
Do it
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>>604427776
he sold tumblr i think??
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>>604431049
it would need a reference (news article etc) first
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We need a hashtag to spread it on twitter guys

- RIPDavidKarp
- IamDavidKarp
- ?

feel free to suggest
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not your personal army
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>>604427897
David Karp, founder of tumblr, found dead in Brooklyn home/ aged 28
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>>604431095
Make it "David Karp, the creator of tumblr found dead"
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>>604422101
Use this
>>604421940
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604416666 ey
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#WeAreDavidKarp
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>>604427825

Change thread moron
Dont fuck everything up
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>>604416666 ey
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>>604427990
nah man, too specific for too early. also your phrasing is terrible
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>>604431317
how about #KarpRIP
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>>604432097
YES
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>>604431754
>>604431754
>>604431754
new thread
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>>604422101
>brain cancer
this makes it seem too ironic, they'd find out.
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this has merit, i think. w/o the reborn-part and cutegirl... and instead of cancer the agreed-on depression bcz reasons
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this might be something to use
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We need more people over at tumblr.
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Keep voting guys

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