thoughts right after fapping?

>I need to stop fapping so much

>What am I watching!?!

>i hope no one heard me

>oh boy free cum

>>603933384
>Guess a second round won't hurt

> One down, 13 to go

>>603933384
Can i go pray now father ?

>what is life

> Fuck, my dick is sore again, need to fap less.

>meh, that didn't even feel that great.

>>603933384
why

>have to put her diaper back on and put her in the crib before gf comes home

>>603933384
>post-cumming clarity
dude right after cumming i could find a cure for cancer
i see beyond the realms of known existence
the truth is revealed to me and i can comprehend the mysteries of life, soul and physical form divided and united at once
most importantly it is in that very moment i decide whether she is a keeper or not (cumming while sex or fapping doesnt matter)

too bad it only lasts 5 seconds

the japanese have a word for the state of clear mind a man experiences after orgasm. can't think of the word.

but pretty much that.

>>603933384
Depends on what I fap to, really.

>>603933659
yeah, this, when it's something I wouldn't want to watch when I'm not thirsty.

>holy shit what the fuck is this video ew

>>603933948
This.

every
fucking
time

>hope fbi didnt catch that

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>>603933384

>I hope I can get (x) out of my ass.

>meh, wasn't that good

>what am I doing with my life

>This isn't that fun why am i doing this

>SHIT CAME WHEN THE DUDES FACE WAS THERE... guess im gay now
op everytime

>>603933659
/thread

>>603933384
Welp, time for something to eat

>>603933384
>God, I'm fucked up

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>where is my tobacco

>remove live cd and remember to reboot router

>where can I wipe it?

>ah, fuck that was good. i love little girls. better save these pictures for later

lol jk

>>603934757
>close tor
>remove tails
>reboot pc

> I really wish I can have sex one day so a girl can help me cum..... I hope all this edging will help me when I finally have sex

>the prophecy is fulfilled

>>603933797
>baby don't fap me
>don't fap me
>no more

>>603933384
>I should write a book.

I experice what I like to call, post orgasm depression.

For like 15 minutes after I cum I feel super down, like everything in my life is wrong. I only ever get this after having a wank though. Never after sex, after sex I feel relaxed, happy and after 5 minutes fall straight asleep.

>>603933705
kek

>fuck why do i do this?
>it never feels any different
>i'll never fap again

Then I fap the next day and the exact same thing happens

>I would have caned/whipped that slut harder

>forgive me padre

>>603934591
Yeah, first thought is usually something about how messed up the images in my head were when I came. Then I reassure myself that myself that I would never get into anywhere near the situation i had fantasized about.
I then ask myself 'where would I even get a loli, a boa constrictor, a gallon of paint and that many pancakes?'

>this is probably why normal sex doesn't do it for me anymore

>oh god, what have i done?

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>>603933384
yesterday I had a super fap to that game Witch Trainer from Akabur.
I fap every day and I often cum very little, and my faps almost never feel fulfilling enouth, also it's very difficult to get my dick hard since I'm a former cocaine addict who destroyed his ability to feel any kind of pleasure. I was REALLY surprised with the amount of cum that was coming out of my dick, even after I wasn't holding my dick, the cum just wouldn't stop squirtin out. I felt alive.

>I was sure it would be better this time.

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>>603937330
Next time record it, and hopefully lightning will strike twice.

>>603933384
>I don't want to be a sissy or serve cock. Why am I fapping to it?

>>603937330
Try Princess Trainer next time. Witch Trainer is shit compared.

>>603934394
This every time

>I wonder if the cops will get me one day

>>603933384
>I hope I'm not on the truman show right now

>>603934039

Maybe if you had a wank it'd come to you?

I can't masturbate to loli's because of that guilt afterwords.

>>603933384

>Wish i had a little girl like that for real so i could stop looking at pics.

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would you?

>>603933965
NIIIIIIIIIGGAA

Usually feel pretty good, go get a drink. Haven't fapped in over a week now, though, and it's been years and years since I went that long. Been taking 40mg of Paxil prescribed by doctor for anxiety every day and I seem to have lost my sex drive as well as the ability to orgasm.

>oh good class is finally over

>fap hard
>about to ejaculate after only 30 seconds
>stop fapping to recover and make it last longer
>accidentally ejaculate while recovering
>feel no pleasure
>cant fap for the next few hours

>>603936059
I like the way your mind works.

>I wonder if I should kill myself?

>>603933384

When feeling really horny before:

- das ist gud!

When actually not too horny before:

-why the fuck did I do that?

>That'll bed $20, please. Hope you enjoyed the show, Mr. Poole.

>2 hours looking for the perfect porn, and THIS is what I finally blew my load to?

I'm kind of a sickfuck fapping to this

>>603940715
Oh fuck I hate that shit

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>>603933805

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>>603933384
"I should fap"

>>603938493
I don't like sand nigger girls

>That was a pretty good fap
then i pat myself on the shoulder

> Fuck this is disgusting.
> Discharge your pipe, then wipe