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Met this girl at a party last night, do your worst

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Met this girl at a party last night, do your worst
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Bye
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Rn?
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About to kill myself
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Same thing i do every day...Trying to give myself oral.
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"I was just thinking about you"
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>>603850611
im coming for you with an elephant dildo
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>>603850815
reroll
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>>603850611
Just getting ready to off myself. You?
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Yea, fucking you
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Masturbating while changing hands
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Just my sister
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just cleaning up a huge mess i made
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>>603850815
roll
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"69"
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>>603850913
Reroll
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>>603850842
This
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>>603850918
winrar!
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i'm doing you silly
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>>603850918
real shitty but tis' the winrar
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>>603850918
winner
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>>603850611
NO
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>>603850978
winrar..?
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I love you
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Are you talking to me?
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>>603850918
op deliver
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>>603850918
no. shit get, moving on
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>>603850918
wingdings
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>>603850918
winrar!
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Well, I'm in the middle of the family orgy rn. But it's Ok, I can talk.
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Cleaning cum off my stomach.
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OP will surely deliver
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>>603851115
No, fuck off, that's a get and it's a good one.
OP, GO.
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>>603850842
Please
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Can someone post that gif with the box and it keeps spinning around with the caption "Op delivery system"
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Dubs decides
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>>603851164

Roll for this
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OP here. Bitch isnt replying... Spiderman thread now pals
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Faggot op won't deliver
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>>603851263
Op confirmed homogay, doesn't want vahina
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>>603850918
Lol i thiught she asked him are you doing anything tonight. Woops my bad guys
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>>603851432
So, you down?
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>>603851466
fuckin' shit winrars, i tell ya
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>>603851466
Kek that was fast
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Jk im watching gay porn
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>>603851432
dont beat around the bush bae
i'll be over in 15
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>>603851432
not as subtle as sucking your cock
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>>603851466
>>603851466
winrar!!
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My penis wants to go inside you
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>>603851432
is that a yes?
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>>603851432
Ok, well how about about to ask a lovely lady to spend a night on the town with me?
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I'm outside with a gun don't call the police and get down here or you'll never see your family again
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The fuck is 'rn'?
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Bye
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>>603851788
Right now
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>>603851788
Winrar
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>>603851788
Right now
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>>603851899
winrar
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>>603851788
Run Nigger
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Go fuck ur self
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>>603851788
not winrar
rn == right now
or maybe next time you could fucking google it, faggot
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Aloha snackbar
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>>603851466
XD
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>>603851466
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Let me fuck you in the ass
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Dodges a bullet, 0 decides
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>>603851788
right now, you cunt
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>>603851994
Are you drunk? Lurk moar
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>>603851432
That's probably her o face
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>>603851432
Sorry i wanted to text my friend ! It wasnt meant to you ...

Anyway madison, you were looking gr8 at the party, wanna fuck anytime soon ? ;)
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ffs all "winrar" comments ending in 8
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Yeah at a party come over
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>>603852160
winrar
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>>603852083
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>>603851788
God damnit you nigger loving bitch now I have clamydia just from thinking about you.
Also, faggot get.
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I wanna have your babies
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>>603852078
>dubs get
>88
Winrar
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Want to join we have lube
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>>603852218
Roll
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ye
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Come over bby
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I'm actually just sitting home doing nothing. Wanna hang out?
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>>603852145
I'm so sorry, fuck that was [friend's name]. He just really wants sum fuk :)))
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You know a good way to shit when your ass is teard up like confetti?
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bismillah alhamdulillah habibti
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>>603852304
there was another winrar asshole
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>>603852145
yeah i'm at a party, but i can bail if you wanna hook up?

>come on /b/ lets get a bro laid
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Well you didn't say no to fucking, so let's cut to the chase here. Face down ass up
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>>603852360
...why.
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>>603852422
Top winrar
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when will help me make this bucket of stew?
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>>603852422
Yes
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>>603852360
Nupe
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>>603852160
Winrar
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>>603852523
Roll for poon
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Text YOU? bitch please
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Allahu akbar you infidel
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dick pics
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the only thing smashed here is you when i cram my 2 incher in m'lady
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>>603852145
i was fuk wit u bae
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I'll smash your face into a pillow until you scream for Allah
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>>603852968
What the fuck did you just say about allah, you little swine? I'll have you know he graduated top of his class in the jihad seals, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on the US and A, and he has over 911 confirmed kills. He is trained in kebab warfare and he's the top plane hijacker in the entire islamic armed forces. You are nothing to him but just another trade center. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this flat earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to allah on the internet? Think again, infidel. As we speak allah is contacting his secret network of jihadists across the middle east and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the beheading, infidel. The beheading that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, zionist. Allah can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over 911 ways, and that's just with suicide bombs. Not only is allah extensively trained in suicide bomb combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of ISIS and he will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the US and A. If you could have known what holy islamic retribution your little haram comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you filthy infidel. Allah will shit planes all over you and you will drown in them. You're fucking dead, American.
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Wanna meet up soon? How about the Mcdonalds at (where a mickey D's is)?
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Butt stuff?
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1 get. Cmon /b/
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>>603852950
/thread
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I don't really wanna text you, you see I'm not interested, I'm actually gay.
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