ITT we do the opposite of everything that /b/ does!
I respect your opinion OP, you are entitled to it just like any other human being.
Have a nice day
I am of average intelligence but functions great with other people, especially girls.
i love this site,,,and i love all you people on it..this place has helped me get my life in order it has motivated me to grab life and live it to the fullest...i thank you /b/ i thank you 4chan
I believe in equal rights and treatment for women and people of other races.
It's okay to be fat; fat women can be attractive too.
I think gore and gonzo porn are repulsive.
Look away from my dubs.
I do sex all the time and can please womenz BIGTIME.
Can we turn this into a Batman thread lets do this /b/ats
I get uncomfortable whenever there's a thread about teen asses, and pornography, generally.
OP is certainly not a faggot.
I like being surrounded by well-adjusted people on /b/.
John likes me and thinks we're all pretty cool.
I can click a gif that's looks like a hot woman doing something hot without the fear that it'll turn into shoveldog or a trap.
I haven't seen spiderman or banana posts in months!
I will do everything I can to be your personal army, because that guy who fucked your girlfriend is not cool, and you shouldn't feel bad that it happened. Shame on him.
I have all the money I need to buy games on Steam.
Why don't we ever have a thread where we post pictures of our penises and get everyone else to rate them?
I don't really care if you know how to triforce or
You're still cool and totally not a niggerfaggot.
Finally, a website free of child porn and gore!
I can definitely get advice from these caring people who seem thoughtful and articulate.
Jennifer Lawrence is a nice girl, amazing actress, and well-hearted person that did not deserve to have hers pictures leaked
White males are really the worst oppressive shitlords to ever inhabit the earth. We should band together to rid ourselves of them, allowing white women to rise and take black men as their lovers, who will undoubtedly stay in a meaningful relationship and raise the future children.
Thank you! And if I'm ever wrong, I'll apologize in lieu of doubling down on a mistaken opinion.
Look at the last two numbers of my post guys, they aren't the same number, pretty cool right?
Though you were wrong, I'll chalk it up to making an innocent mistake. You're definitely not a moron or a fucking faggot for naming the wrong movie. You should not kill yourself. That would be bad
anyone wanna trade tumblr accounts
follow for follow right?
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fascinated with your trolling. The other day when you called someone a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. I love you, I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you always hoping you'll notice me. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a badass when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" gives you my upmost respect.
Guys! Look what I found on Reddit! So funny. Why do we even come to /b/? Also, Tumblr is showing me how to check the priviledge I never knew I had. I kind of dislike myself as a white man, now. We should be nicer to minorities and women. Also, we definitely don't care more about the health and welfare of animals more than our fellow human beings.
If you're new to this website, it's okay, dont kill yourself. We'll teach you. Well, I won't personally because I am somewhat new here myself but I can only suggest that when researching for tips on how to triforce, if it ends with something along the lines of "and save file as triforce.bat" you should definitely not take that advice.
Thanks pal! I'm glad you realized I wasn't messing with him. I really liked how you didn't miss the fucking obvious. Have a great day and I hope you don't get chopped in half by an elevator any time soon!
I sometimes may disagree with other /b/ posters but I do respect their opinions and never make things personal through insults.
I try to post things that are educational to other users here because I know they appreciate it.
He's probably never stolen anything in his life, and he has a great relationship with his father. I bet he likes eating turkey and drinking non-grape-flavored sodas. Such a noble people with a proud history of innovation, kindness, and inherent beauty.
/b/ is a registered kid friendly site, and I'm glad they make efforts to protect children against inappropriate material.
Oh look! A greentext story that isn't about failed sex, shit, revenge, or a combination of all three!
Ya know, she really is right. I never realized all the privilege I had until now.
After that guy posted the thread about working as a "chef" at Wendy's earning 8.75 an hour, I doubt he'll do it again the very next day. Or ever, for that matter.
I'm terribly sorry to bother you kind anon, but I have a Poker II keyboard and need extra guidance on how to do this triforce thing all the kids are talking about.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Also, if it helps, I have a fully loaded 9mm in my desk drawer if that can be of use in any way.
Thanks in advance.
hey everyone look at this cool meme that I got from 9gag xD
This boxxy girl, she's mildly interesting.
Well, first thing's first. You shouldn't pull the gun out, wrap your lips around the barrel, and squeeze the trigger like a flaming homosexual black man (whom we love, by the way).
Also, I like how all the threads are different every day on here.
You rarely see the same person asking for nudes, rating penises, working at Wendy's, or posting loli.
I always like this image in threads.
ooooh yes too late
>another one of those 9gag memes we all like so much!
>Jet fuel can melt steel beams
YES! why can't the public agree on the obvious?
Its obvious osama bin laden had planned it from the beginning
Kanye West really is the voice of my generation. I feel proud to share the same planet as him.
i think now it's okay to have milhouse as a meme. i really like him!
I take everything on this board seriously, thats what is so nice about this board... it's always been so good and no1 is trolling. Too bad that there actually are people on this board who are not serious :S
Sup, /b/. I don't have any pictures of nude women, and I know you guys don't either, but sometimes I wish that weren't the case.
Also, I'm glad we never talk about fucking our family members, or have threads dedicated to the topic.
My name is Smeggman, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making sure you have no smeg. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any smeggies? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own clean helmets, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than taking smeg and feeding it to a pigeon.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much a smeg lord. I was chairman of the smegfarm alliance, and chief taste tester aswell. What shit do you farm, other than “muh dank weed”? I also get straight A’s, and have a fucking huge pot of smeg (Just inhaled some, shit was SO cash). You are all smeg-free faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: my smeg jar
Please don't give out information on drug abuse, think of our young people.
OK I'm now confused. Let's pretend everything in this thread is the opposite EXCEPT for the replies to this post. Replying to this here post, I assume you are no longer trolling or speaking in the opposite of the absolute truth.
Should I install or uninstall this system 32 program? Doesn't system 32 come pre installed on windows?
All right, a couple anons ruined it. Now I can get this out of my system.
NIGGER FAGGOT HOMO CUNT WHORE BITCHES. All of you! Fucking basement-dwelling neckbeard fuck-muffins.
OP is a faggot.
You all should kill yourselves.
Does it pain you to have to wait until opposite threads to vent?
You seem like a really nice guy I don't know why you're on /b/ if you always stay so kind and loving brother.
Have a beautiful day. I hope you don't rot in everlasting hell fire.
People who own Apple computers have made a really wise choice.