Part 2. Dubs decides. Let's get some nudes.

Had the feels listened to coldplay and drank too many cocksucking cowboys

I want you to cuckold me tbh. basically I want you to suck and fuck another man while I watch

nig nog

>>603623489
lol I was just goofin around.

So whats goin on tonight?

I'm gay sorry for bothering you.

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>>603624322
Dubs again

I always thought you looked like my mother and your tits excite me just as much as her's do. ;)

>>603623489
Tbh i really dont have a problem with jews idk why everyone else does

>>603624518
Kek

>>603624464
Yeah, fuckin phone autocorrected, I went out to this party and got super drunk. You should come to a party with me sometime,I promise not to roofing, kidnap, rape,murder and rape you. Haha.

What does your butthole smell like?

Nudes or I'll kill myself

Did you know jet fuel can't melt steel beams?

not sure if sick or horny possibly both

would you suck my dick? i'm completely serious, don't ask if it's a prank or something, just answer me: yes or no.

i want u to tell me when was the last time that u got double penetrated by midgets

>>603624464
Do you live on earth?

Let's cut to the chase. I want nudes of you. Right fucking now.

>>603624668
This

I'm a faggot

tell her: "let's fuck like bunnies or at least send me your nudes." always works.

>>603624798

Rollin for this guy

>>603624798
Roll for this

>>603623489
wanna go for some nachos sometime soon? and meybe we can fuck afterwards in the restaurant and i could cum on the nachos and you could eat them through the pusy

>>603624840
this

>>603624778
Roll

>>603624756
roll

*Insert dick pic here*

This hangover is like hitler yo. Can I get a race war now gass the kikes? Damn yer fine! DEEZ NACHOS R GOOD 2!

My penis is small :(

>>603624972
reroll

>>603624659
Rolling for this

>>603624798
Roll

>>603624856
Rolleq

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Ruba dub dub. Im going to murder you in your sleep

truth is that i cant stop of thinking of being inside you..I cant help it.. I want to open you up and make u think that u are in a gangrape..cocks flapping around everywhere...smacking your face and taring your holes apart..i wonna make u suffer baby....

in a gentle - romantic way :P : )

>>603624972
please tho?

sooo them nudes honey, i dont got all day.
I will send you the nachos ofc

>>603624798
Reroll

>>603624464
ever do that sexting thing the cool guys talk about?

if 1+1 makes 2 me and you. can we make it 3 me and you and my pee

>>603625021
Roll

>>603624659
Rolling again

niggers tongue punch my fart box

Noods or suicideioll

What are you wearing today

Send a pic of an orange in your asswhole please ;)

I'm hungover and I have a hard dick, I know one thing you can take care of ;)

>>603624464
your names kinda futuristic?

wanna swap pics?

>>603624659
Trying again for this

>>603624668

i'm voting for this too.

>>603625321
Roll

*tips fedora* hey there m'lady, would you care to choke on my giant cock??

I actually have a mental condition that causes me to blurt out nonsense like a potty mouthed 12 year old. Did I just describe 4chan? anyway, on a serious note I feel like we need to change the subject. What'a your view on anal?

>>603625274
Roll

Show me your feet

>>603625024
This

hangovers make me horny

>>603624798
Roll again

>>603625400
winrar!

open them beef curtains for me bae

>>603625400
Winrar

>>603625400

WIN RAR

GURL I LIKE U SO MUCH! I WANT YOU TO ABORT A BABY WE MAKE TOGETHER! GET THOSE FUTURE DIVORCE PAPERS READY!@ Also I want some DQ and BBQ! KNOW WHAT IM SAY'N! Hail satan, hail hitler, hail the easter bunny! IT'S ALL OVER NOW! Lets pretend you are sharon tate and I am charles manson! KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I like you gurl. I LIKE YOU ALOT! Will you please marry me?

>>603625400
winner-rarer

>>603625400
Winrar

>>603625400
winner

>>603625400
Winrar

truth is that i cant stop of thinking of being inside you..I cant help it.. I want to open you up and make u think that u are in a gangrape..cocks flapping around everywhere...smacking your face and taring your holes apart..i wonna make u suffer baby....

in a gentle - romantic way :P : )


I would like to keep u locked in my room so i can fuck u all day long..practically live inside you..unload everything inside u everytime..making u feel my little swimmers strolling around your insides..turning u all white...

>>603625400
Rarniw

Can u send me a pic of u in a bathing suit? It would be so tight

>>603625400
WINRAR

>>603624659
Rolling for this bitch

>>603625500
and i got double dubs on that, send it twice man

Have you ever dreamed about sucking my 3 inch cock? I was dreaming about licking your asshole one night. You were fucking amazed. I want to fuck you, right now, i'll come over in 30 minutes, ok?

>>603625525
Really wish that one would have been dubs.

>>603625400

thats gay man...
truth is that i cant stop of thinking of being inside you..I cant help it.. I want to open you up and make u think that u are in a gangrape..cocks flapping around everywhere...smacking your face and taring your holes apart..i wonna make u suffer baby....

in a gentle - romantic way :P : )


I would like to keep u locked in my room so i can fuck u all day long..practically live inside you..unload everything inside u everytime..making u feel my little swimmers strolling around your insides..turning u all white...

>>603625593
Okay nigger hold on shes over we gon fuck

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>>603625400
>mfw when I gave the idea

You know... I could give you the ol' lickaroo ;)

If you send me a picture of your duck I'll send you one of mine.

joking about the pics..would never ask u anyting like that...

anyway...so..when was the last time u thought of me naked...?

I've learnt english at school but I don't understand some sentences on your screenshots. :(

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>>603625823

>>603625750
If this is OP (which it probably isn't..) has he won somehow? What's the context of this bitch?

>>603625823
this

I have already started buying baby clothes and thinking about baby names. I WANT YOU TO BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN! I bought you an engagement ring. I tried out at the soup kitchen on mellvise st. at 5554 Sainhampshire! I got the role! I am now going to be in a Brad Pitt movie!

>>603625525

this time i'm voting for this one.

DELIVER OP

>>603625741
Roll

plserino let me get dubs

>>603625697
You could reroll.

i like big penis because i dont deliver and im the gayest op ever

>>603626020
She hasn't responded

truth is that i cant stop of thinking of being inside you..I cant help it.. I want to open you up and make u think that u are in a gangrape..cocks flapping around everywhere...smacking your face and taring your holes apart..i wonna make u suffer baby....

in a gentle - romantic way :P : )


I would like to keep u locked in my room so i can fuck u all day long..practically live inside you..unload everything inside u everytime..making u feel my little swimmers strolling around your insides..turning u all white...


be honest with yourself.. u want me inside you as we speak... Not sure if i should give it to u..i am looking for something serious at the moment and i dont know whether u are up for anything serious or not...if i keep cumming inside u - u will get pregnant..i want that...

do u...?? will u carry my child?

life is hard for a 12 year old boy like me. send me nudes so i can fap to something other than the sears catalogue

>>603626052
This

>>603625955
The fucking autocorrect on my phone

OP here. She stopped replying. Sorry guys

>>603626145
Roll this billon times

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I'll wait like 2 mins

ABANDON THREAD

>>603626285
Take pic of a punch of pills in your hand and send it with "Better hurry..."

>>603625955
>>603626285
and send this photo

If you show me your, dick I'll show you mine ;)

But srsly wanna go smoke? I got some good dank and it gets me more stoned than an arab

>>603626189
one more rar

>>603626285
Works every time

>>603626285
puppy died last week. had him for 8 years. im really not doing well.

>>603623489
I'm sorry. I love you with all my heart.

Also I wanna shove my big spicy meat inside of your cavernous, heretical oceans if you know what I meme :^)

>>603626524
i like how you paused for dramatic effect

>>603626464
this

of course whe wont reply ...just send her this:

truth is that i cant stop of thinking of being inside you..I cant help it.. I want to open you up and make u think that u are in a gangrape..cocks flapping around everywhere...smacking your face and taring your holes apart..i wonna make u suffer baby....

in a gentle - romantic way :P : )


I would like to keep u locked in my room so i can fuck u all day long..practically live inside you..unload everything inside u everytime..making u feel my little swimmers strolling around your insides..turning u all white...


be honest with yourself.. u want me inside you as we speak... Not sure if i should give it to u..i am looking for something serious at the moment and i dont know whether u are up for anything serious or not...if i keep cumming inside u - u will get pregnant..i want that...

do u...?? will u carry my child?


u are bout to get a fuckign reply or a block at the very list..dont be a fag, op...

send it now..copy and past that shit - regardless of the fucking doubles..

after that - we follow the rules again...!!

can iua fuck youa, asshola?

My friends are sarcastic and call me big cock!

>>603626145
Rolling for this

>>603626464
this

OP here. Can't ha is being fucking stupid so, dubs decides

>>603626855
WINRAR!!!!

>>603626826
Im sorry baby, lets actually talk.

If you show me your dick, I'll show you mine ;)

>>603626855

win fucking rar immediately!

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>>603626761

>>603626855
Not doing this one

I just came in my pants over this convo!!!!

I'm going to surgically remove your vagina and use it as a coin purse.

>>603627115

GGGGGGEEEETTTTTTTTTT

>>603627115
Roll for this

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>>603627029

>>603626761

okay let's send this one then op!

>>603627115

GET GET GET

>>603626855
WINRAR

>>603627115
roooooooooooooooool

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Oh incase you needed a reason to send me nudes. Check this out, try not to get too wet m'lady.

my stupid little brother send that..i love that little devil..

truth is that i cant stop of thinking of being inside you..I cant help it.. I want to open you up and make u think that u are in a gangrape..cocks flapping around everywhere...smacking your face and taring your holes apart..i wonna make u suffer baby....

in a gentle - romantic way :P : )


I would like to keep u locked in my room so i can fuck u all day long..practically live inside you..unload everything inside u everytime..making u feel my little swimmers strolling around your insides..turning u all white...


be honest with yourself.. u want me inside you as we speak... Not sure if i should give it to u..i am looking for something serious at the moment and i dont know whether u are up for anything serious or not...if i keep cumming inside u - u will get pregnant..i want that...

do u...?? will u carry my child?


send it..dont be scared homie...

>>603627029
We need it

>>603627029
Then you're a faggot and you should just leave /b/ forever.

>>603627029
Wow faggotry overload

what a faggot op

DELIVER

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>>603627029

>>603627342
It doesn't make the convo any more interesting >>603627342
>>603627276
>>603627218

You guys are fucking idiots

Tell me whats the point in saying random things like "NIG NOG" or going straight for the "CAN I LIKE YOU ASSHOLE" thing? It's obvious that the only response you're going to get is "wtf" (pretty much killing any chance OP had of getting some quality response) or the girl ending the chat immediatly (killing the thread and thus the fun).

In other threads like this one, when an actual clever response wins,the conversation becomes interesting and epic and usually results in quality OC. This one has been boring as fuck because all of you dipshits were only repeating Grade F troll phrases and the girl only kept on saying "wtf". Not my definition of fun.

>>603627029
DELIVER HOMO

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>>603627115
>>603627185
>>603627215
>>603627246
>>603627263
Stop the samefagging. Fucking motherfucker

my stupid little brother send that..i love that little devil..

truth is that i cant stop of thinking of being inside you..I cant help it.. I want to open you up and make u think that u are in a gangrape..cocks flapping around everywhere...smacking your face and taring your holes apart..i wonna make u suffer baby....

in a gentle - romantic way :P : )


I would like to keep u locked in my room so i can fuck u all day long..practically live inside you..unload everything inside u everytime..making u feel my little swimmers strolling around your insides..turning u all white...


be honest with yourself.. u want me inside you as we speak... Not sure if i should give it to u..i am looking for something serious at the moment and i dont know whether u are up for anything serious or not...if i keep cumming inside u - u will get pregnant..i want that...

do u...?? will u carry my child?


send it..dont be scared homie...

this will make the conversation interesting u faggatron..

>>603626826
I'm really sorry, I'm just upset cause my friends where all making fun of me cause I've never see a girl naked before, and I don't want to cheat and just look at porn cause that's not the way I was raised. So I'm sorry again im just drunk and over reacted. I just wish someone out there would you know listen to me for onece in my life I wish everything would work out

>>603626761
rolling for this

>>603626826
Let me see your turd cutter

i want to suck on your tampons

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>>603627468
>>603627029
I hate you.

>>603626826
I thought you cared about me. You're just another cheap teasing slut like me mother!

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>>603627508

>>603627736
Reroll

>>603626826
I want to knit your vagina hair into a scarf and gloves set and then strangle you with it.

Ok seriously. How long am I going to wait with my dick in my hand?

>>603627579


i own the copyright of this msg and i want to give it as a gift to op the faglet

man up dude...make it interesting and stop wasting our time..

say u love her at the end of the msg...

like..will u carry my child?

love u....i think....

I want you to fart "we will rock you" in my face. Blow that fat ass-trumpet.

>>603627944
WINRAR!!!

>>603627823
roll for this

>>603627568
You are samefag of who you speak.

hahahaha - i fucking won...deliver op... ;).


hahaha

But seriously...how many nude pictures of yourself do you have on your phone?

Thread is over. OP won't deliver.

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>>603627944
Jesus Christ. Kill yourself already.

>>603627879
Roll for this

dont know how to winrar so fuck u ho's..haha

op..send that msg

step up

>>603628087
Reroll

>>603628195

dont be jelous fag

>>603628087
And again...

Op u suck

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>>603627944
Dubs

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>>603628304
How can you live with yourself? Fucking nigger, learn how to spell.

Meh. Anyway a couple of months here and you will be like us all. Newfag.

>>603628462
kek

>>603628462
Have you ever thought about killing yourself? I have, I'd like to have sex, then when the girl leaves I'll lie on the bed, pop a load of pills and handcuff myself really quick before I die. When the cops come in they'll use one of those UV lights and there'll be pussy juice all over me! Would you like to be the girl to supply that juice? :)

>>603628462
fuck you ffaggot deliver the pills of gtfo

>>603628462
I just want to be with you. There, I said it.

>>603628462
sorry. I just get very horny when I'm hungover

I just can't stand. I just can get over this. I dream about you big glorious cock every night. I just love to stick my little finger in my tightly butt hole and start dreaming about your big log. I wish one day my wishes come true and you can rape my tinny hole of happiness

>>603628869
rerool

>>603628649
Reroll

told u it will get a reply..now rolling for:

I cant explain why i feel like this...i just feel very safe in a way when i think about u..and i wonna have a family with u i think...

we need to meet up and go for a drink for starters..lol..

i am still feeling a bit hungover..

>>603628903
Reroll

Just listen. Put a cucumber up your vagiNa. Now tell me that doesnt feel awesome. Double it, then quad it. Thats my dick, inside your vagina. You know you'd love it, you're just afraid of the consequences. But dont worry, there are none. This will be between you and me

  ▲
▲ ▲

I cant explain why i feel like this...i just feel very safe in a way when i think about u..and i wonna have a family with u i think...

we need to meet up and go for a drink for starters..lol..

i am still feeling a bit of a hungover..

But i know that i really like u, u know.. I like to be a str8 shooter and i dont want to bullshit u.. when do u want to meet up..?today at 8 or tommorow around 7?

>>603629164
Reroll

>>603628462
I rape my pet animals for your glory

Fucking dolphin

>>603628462
>sorry. I just get very horny when I'm hungover

i know it's too good to be true... but i'm saying the truth my love. can you send me your photo please?

▲
▲ ▲

>>603628903
Reell

>>603629151
roll

Sorry I'm still a little out of it. I'm so horny though, can you send me some pictures of your tits to calm myself down?

I cant explain why i feel like this...i just feel very safe in a way when i think about u..Wghen i think about forcing my way inside u and keeping myself in there after i cum..just looking at u...and i wonna have a family with u i think...

we need to meet up and go for a drink for starters..lol..

i am still feeling a bit of a hungover..

i odnt want to scare u off or anything..but i need to be honest cause time flies away

But i know that i really like u, u know.. I like to be a str8 shooter and i dont want to bullshit u.. when do u want to meet up..?today at 8 or tommorow around 7?

>>603625172
Roll

>>603629497
dubs get for this

wow can none of you faggots get it?! checkem bitches.

also i love you.

>>603629497
rolllllll

>>603629517

doubles

When your dick reachs a certen length get terrible hangovers. I was jerking off to your picture, please ignore what I said before. I'm starting to feel better now

the jews did this

>>603629497

i'm voting for this one too!

>>603629613
faggot

>>603629497
Rollin for tits

im gay

>>603629788

winrarer!

o soz m8 ,stil drunk asf. send us a picture of ur drippin cunt

I'm a girl! show me your boobs I'll show you mine ;)

>>603629788
Winrar

>>603629788
Winrar

>>603627758

He's right though.

No point in killing the potential of a conversation by starting with a shitty random 2 words phrase

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>>603629788
Dubs

Tell me honestly...how did my msg made u feel..?

I cant explain why i feel like this...i just feel very safe in a way when i think about u..Wghen i think about forcing my way inside u and keeping myself in there after i cum..just looking at u...and i wonna have a family with u i think...

we need to meet up and go for a drink for starters..lol..

i am still feeling a bit of a hungover..

i odnt want to scare u off or anything..but i need to be honest cause time flies away

But i know that i really like u, u know.. I like to be a str8 shooter and i dont want to bullshit u.. when do u want to meet up..?today at 8 or tommorow around 7?

Ill come pick u up or we can meet up somewhere downtown if u prefer..

That way u can finally get to see me .. :P : )

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>603629788
/po/l was right

I'm gay for pussy *cat emoji*

listen baby, i was just having a seizure. that wasnt who i really am. im really a gentleman m'lady. however i do have autism. but anyway send nudes for the squad pls *insert 100 emoji*

>>603629788
YES

nudes right now or i'll fucking hang myself

>>603628903
Roll

>>603624659
Rollin'

no wait come back.

i love you.

▲
▲ ▲

>>603630001
>0001
rip quads

Stay and I'll show you my dick

JETFUELCANTMELTSTEELBEAMS

>>603630222
Win

>>603630036
Oh shit I'm sorry that wasn't me, please dont freak out. I left my phone with my friends.

If you leave I will kill myself!

I can make my dick touch my belly button, wanna see?

>>603630106
Rool

>>603630404
>>603630244
Actual win

>>603623489
try this greek slut

ellada67

>>603630114
roll

>>603630477
winrar!

That fucking little brother of mine...he sent u that last msg about the jews..love that little kid..sorry on his behalf..

I cant explain why i feel like this...i just feel very safe in a way when i think about u..Wghen i think about forcing my way inside u and keeping myself in there after i cum..just looking at u...and i wonna have a family with u i think...

we need to meet up and go for a drink for starters..lol..

i am still feeling a bit of a hungover..

i odnt want to scare u off or anything..but i need to be honest cause time flies away

But i know that i really like u, u know.. I like to be a str8 shooter and i dont want to bullshit u.. when do u want to meet up..?today at 8 or tommorow around 7?

Ill come pick u up or we can meet up somewhere downtown if u prefer..

That way u can finally get to see me .. :P : )

send this and u will save it..she will find the time..

>>603630566
Winwinrarar

>>603630477

WINRAR

>>603630575

>>603630860

Allahu akbar

>>603627508
Spot on

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Send her this and say:
Suck my fucking dick or this happens

>>603630921

>>603630966
Winroar

thread is dead

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She's done guys. Nice job. Mission accomplished.

All hail the mighty quads.

I cant explain why i feel like this...i just feel very safe in a way when i think about u..Wghen i think about forcing my way inside u and keeping myself in there after i cum..just looking at u...and i wonna have a family with u i think...

we need to meet up and go for a drink for starters..lol..

i am still feeling a bit of a hungover..

i odnt want to scare u off or anything..but i need to be honest cause time flies away

But i know that i really like u, u know.. I like to be a str8 shooter and i dont want to bullshit u.. when do u want to meet up..?today at 8 or tommorow around 7?

Ill come pick u up or we can meet up somewhere downtown if u prefer..

That way u can finally get to see me .. :P : )

>>603631189
Bugger. My dubs were next in queue.

/b/eta virgin faggots

Damn it faggots this was a chance to get nudes and yall niggers blew it.

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>>603631189

>niggers
>niggers
>niggers
>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers>niggers

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Alright guys. Last fucking chance.

Pee on her for dominance

>>603631596
>>603630477

>>603631596
blow me whore. /thread

>>603631596
Sorry for that. I left my phone with my friends. Really sorry lol

>>603631596
nothing

>>603631764
rolling for dubs i guess

Im sorry tarra, lets just talk
Ur name is stupid

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Sent her this

apparently some guys online hacked my phone, i just got them blocked. wht the fuk were they saying to you??

>>603631259
Rollin for dis

  ▲
▲ ▲

I want you inside me

>>603631929
winrar

>>603631929
roll

>>603632016
No....

i just came on your photo.

i suck cock every day. i have a tiny penis. i am a massive faggot. i am the faggiest op in the world. i don't always text girls, but when i do, i fag itup royally.

>>603631596
Go fuck yourself.

Let me see ywr berbs

>>603631951
rollin for dis. might stand a chance, newfriends

>>603632116
rolling

Just imagine us eating some shit together

(dick pic)

Give me your snapchat and I will leave you, for now ;)

>>603630575

So Terra means earth, the earth is made of dirt. Did your parents want you to get bullied or are they just that stupid?

>>603632299
Winrar

>>603632299
WE GOT DUBS^^

post her pic please...

That fucking little brother of mine...he sent u that last msg about the jews..love that little kid..sorry on his behalf..

I cant explain why i feel like this...i just feel very safe in a way when i think about u..Wghen i think about forcing my way inside u and keeping myself in there after i cum..just looking at u...and i wonna have a family with u i think...

we need to meet up and go for a drink for starters..lol..

i am still feeling a bit of a hungover..

i odnt want to scare u off or anything..but i need to be honest cause time flies away

But i know that i really like u, u know.. I like to be a str8 shooter and i dont want to bullshit u.. when do u want to meet up..?today at 8 or tommorow around 7?

Ill come pick u up or we can meet up somewhere downtown if u prefer..

That way u can finally get to see me .. :P : )

Is OP dead?

>>603632939
reroll

I can make my dick touch my belly button, wanna see?

>>603632299
We allready got dubs, thank you...

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Dubs again

im retarded

>>603633103

>>603632939

op..write this if u have any aspirations of actually fucking her..

op is a semi fag>>603633324

What size cups are you?

try this greek slut

ellada67

>>603633324
okay i've left you for some seconds, i wanna cut the bullshit tho, would u like to get out with me sometime ?

>>603633357
roll

>>603633370

>>603633583
reroll

My last girlfriend died under mysterious circumstances, so I guess you could say I'm single.

>>603633324
It worked O.o?
Op stop the thread, she could actually be into you

>>603633573
is that skype?

I'm sorry if im being weird, I just wanted your attention and well I tend to act like a retarded faggot around beautiful fuckabe girls

note to self never leave your phone at a buddies house cause he was the one saying all that stupid shit

buenas tardes señora, te ves increíble esta noche

>>603633637

again

>>603633677
What do I do guys? Stop the thread? Wait for next dubs?

>>603633657

>>603633687
kik

>>603633705

Rolling for this

That fucking little brother of mine...he sent u that last msg about the jews..love that little kid..sorry on his behalf..

I cant explain why i feel like this...i just feel very safe in a way when i think about u..Wghen i think about forcing my way inside u and keeping myself in there after i cum..just looking at u...and i wonna have a family with u i think...

we need to meet up and go for a drink for starters..lol..

i am still feeling a bit of a hungover..

i odnt want to scare u off or anything..but i need to be honest cause time flies away

But i know that i really like u, u know.. I like to be a str8 shooter and i dont want to bullshit u.. when do u want to meet up..?today at 8 or tommorow around 7?

Ill come pick u up or we can meet up somewhere downtown if u prefer..

That way u can finally get to see me .. :P : )


send that and SHE WILL GO OUT WITH U DUDE

i want to introduce you to my good ole' one eyed German friend

>>603633705
rolling in the deep for this

Hey op, do you have one of those douchy snapchat apps, one of the ones were you can send pictures from your library?

>>603634111
this is trip, does this count?

>>603633793
If it was me I would stop the thread.. OP I assume you are virgin, this is your chance

>>603634111
Nope

>>603634111
Oops win

>>603634214
That's a shame

you should send this fucking msg: asking her out..

That fucking little brother of mine...he sent u that last msg about the jews..love that little kid..sorry on his behalf..

I cant explain why i feel like this...i just feel very safe in a way when i think about u..Wghen i think about forcing my way inside u and keeping myself in there after i cum..just looking at u...and i wonna have a family with u i think...

we need to meet up and go for a drink for starters..lol..

i am still feeling a bit of a hungover..

i odnt want to scare u off or anything..but i need to be honest cause time flies away

But i know that i really like u, u know.. I like to be a str8 shooter and i dont want to bullshit u.. when do u want to meet up..?today at 8 or tommorow around 7?

Ill come pick u up or we can meet up somewhere downtown if u prefer..

That way u can finally get to see me .. :P : )

if she agrees to see u after all that she will defo take in inside her u fool..!!!!!!

>>603634355
Oops I'm getting too much dubs

>>603634447