dude idk what to do. I just started college and I've noticed

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more?

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no?

>>603309130
ye

>>603308812
>open txt with grill
>type ayy bb wan sum fuk
>???
>profit

>>603308812
show her some dubs if you want sum fuk

>>603309130
Shit bro I'm in the same boat as you but sure, you got any nudes of that bitch?

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hmm?

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>>603309302
maybe

>>603308812
Just be playful. No girl likes an entirely serious guys. Say ridiculous cocky things that they know would be a joke. Be sarcastic half the time. Don't dish out compliments, don't fish for them either. Don't say things they want you to say. You got this, OP.

>>603309377
Moar

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>>603309513
thanks man.
That was actual kind of helpful.
Tits for you

>>603309495
Kek all the pics she has an appropriate expression in the context of this thread

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more?

>>603309833
Who is she to you

start with pet names like chika and cutie until you're used to that an occasionally beautiful... come back and ask again when you're comfortable w that

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>>603309918
idk

>>603310092
Kek m8

>>603310047
wait only use thees if youre trying to get out of friend zone

>>603308812
Quit being a bitch and tell them you want to fuck if they like you they will gobble your dick like its turkey on thanksgiving otherwise move on to the next one

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?

>>603310047
>start with pet names like chika and cutie until you're used to that an occasionally beautiful... come back and ask again when you're comfortable w that

awful advice

>>603309672
Anytime, man. Thanks for the tits.

>>603310277
Nice

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>>603310282
makes no sense

>>603310047
Donot listen to this guy. I can personally guarantee none of this works, and can say with 100% certainty that this guy has never gotten laid.

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>>603310339
no prob brahh

girls love talking about themselves. ask them some questions. texting is a lot easier than an actual conversation because you have time to think about what you're going to say.

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more?

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>>603310858
yes please

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>>603310825
hmm
thank you
ass?

>>603308812
Heres what you do:

Stop fucking thinking so god damned much. You are your own biggest enemy.

Find a girl that you are comfortable around, friendzone her, and tell her thst you need a female friend to help you get past the awkwardness you feel around women.

If you play your cards right, you will develop long overdue social skills AND she might bone you because you have showed no interest in her, and girls love that shit.

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i have tons of this girl btw

>>603311069
Fuck she's hot why aren't you hitting that

>>603311182
^THIS
Show no interest = attention from that bitch
Seriously.

>>603311182
That's such such a long process. Just be sarcastic and a bit cocky but don't over do it

>>603311069

also, only hang out with them if you're going to do something like go to a party or any social event on campus where you're doing something like a concert or who knows what. if it's just you two doing nothing you're gonna crash and burn and come off like an asspie

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>>603311282

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>>603311182
nice.
thanks man
ill practice this

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anymore good advice?

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>>603311557
more more more more more

>>603311739
Don't be a faggot and post more

>>603311397
Yeah its a long process....

a long process he should have been doing in grade school instead of jacking off and playing xbox all fucking day long.

learn social skills, or prepare to date the worst fucking women on the world. Your choice.

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>>603311739
looks like an abused slut

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>>603311863

>>603311715
Wear protection, tiger

>>603310282
this advice works if you actually have game to begin with, this guy has no game and isn't going to deliver it with any skill, even over text i'm betting

Read some PUA books.
Don't EVER do or say anything pitiable.
Smile.
Bathe.
Dress well.
Learn how to introduce touch, you have to touch these bitches in like normal conversation if you want them.
Don't settle.
Read a lot and learn about a ton of things. Quality women want quality guys, so be a quality guy.
Don't linger.
Wait til she texts you first.
Learn how to thread conversations.
Don't interview them, make statements. Too many questions is like an interview.
Don't listen to 80% of the plebs on this website.

>>603311881
Fuck you just described me

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>>603311881
no see the weird thing is I was the fun kid in grade school up to freshman year high school.
then i fell into a deep drepression until now.
Ive been dealing with depression and anxiety from drugs.
So I have cuts on my arm now that i did in high school that, I will admit, make me more awkward.

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>>603312154
thanks

>>603308812

college is pretty easy man, just chillax, be yourself, these girls love either a quality guy or a challenge, you seem like a challenge, happy days.

>>603310571
that guys not wrong, but you have to good game to make the pet names thing work, it just doesn't work if you have noob game

Can we see High quality pics? 2MB?

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>>603312319
Some advice: Be an ass. Like, not an actual ass, but poke fun, joke around. just make sure after she knows youre joking if it was something that could potentially ruin it lol.

>>603311715
Like i said earlier, quit thinking so much. I can say with utmost certainty that you are talking yourself out of getting laid, EVERY time.

stop caring what people think about you. They dont care. They are all too concerned about what everyone thinks of them. We all fucking do this. We worry about what others think and dont even realize that we are ALL doing it. Stop caring. Be proud of the skin you are in.

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idk what to do about the cuts on my arm.
I mean they're old
havent cut in like 3 years.
But it makes me self conscience as fuck.
I dunno what to say if a chick ask me about them.

Hey OP I've made a very similar thread, and got some really good feedback you can look at here
https://4archive.org/b/thread/601552725
Post moar of your chick!!

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>>603312599
maybe.
nice dubs

>>603312432
I can see your point, but even an inkling of self consciousness equates to pet names fsiling miserably.

>>603312659
my cuts are really visable and ae on the top and bottom of my arm. You have three options.
1: Tattoos.
2: Wear it with pride
3: Try lotions to get rid of scars.

>>603312741
moar like this!!

>>603312659
You could use them to your advantage as long as you don't look like a potential school shooter. You said girls are into you so I'm assuming you look fine

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>>603312636
shit i think your right.
I'm glad I asked you guys.

>>603312923
Those tits

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High quality like this--> Jennifer from Argentina

also, alcohol is a wonderful tool for making people more relaxed and less awkward(usually)

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>>603312896
i want to do 1 but no money
Im working on it with 3
2 workin on that also
>>603312917
lol naw i dont look like a shooter
I actually have been working out
Its just the fucking cuts

>>603312724
OP you need the "I don't give a fuck" attitude, and don't go into any conversationa with planned material. This will just make the interaction worse. Your best jokes and conversations are the ones where you are spontaneous and thinking on the spot. Make sure to use lots of eye contact, physical escalation, and learn how to dress. Wear clothes that match, preferabley v necks of any color, with nice pants, and shoes

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>>603313242
>>603313301
eh not that great at that without getting super drunk, xanax helps with that.
>>603313202
whats wrong with them?

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Are you me? I know exactly what you're talking about. Recently stopped being bet and started getting numbers but when it gets down to it I have no fucking clue what to text about and shit

>>603312204
here's the thing, your cuts are part of your past, use them to your advantage, make the story behind them mysterious
>"what with the cuts anon?!"
>"that's pretty personal, maybe as you earn my trust I'll tell you about it sometime" - don't have to say it in a funny way, or like your hiding anything, just in a you're too probing this early kind of way

If the girl isn't willing to let it go, or seems uninterested after that, she wasn't worth your time to begin with

Rules to Game
>you are the catch
>women don't deserve to be on pedestals, they deserve to be treated as equals, make jokes with them, and generally have fun like you would with friends
>learn to make double entendres, or jokes about stuff that you you want them to believe, observations about other guys trying to game are great also as they show an understanding of human interactions
>it's ok to buy a girl a drink, but not in a "hey, can a buy you a drink opener" you do it after you've met them and when you're getting yourself a drink as in "hey, I"m grabbing another drink, come get the bartenders attention with me so I can get us a round" wink at her
>look her in the eyes, if you get caught checking her out don't act like you get caught if she says "eyes up here" say something like "I know where your eyes are, the rest of you is pretty ok too" and say it jokingly

lots more if you want

Use emoticons, but not too much.
And if they are really into you the conversation will flow pretty easy.

Be calm dude, they are just humans like you.

>>603313301
The best way to improve FAST, is to go out on campus and literally talk and approch to as many people as possible. If you are scared of approching then start off with asking questions to dudes, grandmas, and store workers who are pif to be next to you. If you literally take 1 day to talk to 1000 people you can completely eliminate your approach anxiety! My brother is actually a Pickup Coach, so I'm blessed to have someone to get advice from everyday

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:)

>>603313557
I meant they're really nice tits, kek

>>603312923
I know im right.

I just want to point out that i am 6'2", close to 300 lbs. I have a decent face, and a good personality, but i am fat and totally out of shape. I was the nice guy growing up, and i was constantly shit on by girls.

now ive been dating a solid 8/10 for 3 years, and have 3 girls i could fuck anytime, and 2 more in line, waiting for my girlfriend to fuck up.

what did i do? I stopped giving a shit about what people think, bought some well fitting clothes, keep my hair short and my face shaved. Im still the nice guy, but i just stopped caring what people think.

May Allah forever thank you for posting HQ pix

>>603313736
I want this girl as bae. Could you zip or rar anon?

>>603313704
to expound on this, make a habit of saying hi, or thanks when somebody holds a door for you, or when you hold the door, catch their eye, things like that will help build your ease with people

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>>603313783
oh good
I like em too
this thread has been really helpful guys.
i guess ill just keep dumping
?/96?

>>603313704
Also if you are looking to expand your social circles in college listen to this. You need to provide VALUE to people, if you expect them to invite you to parties. I know people say not to just buy your friends, but you need to bring some sort of value to people. The best example is bringing girls with you, providing alcohol, having people over to pregame in your room, or having some sort of talent

>>603314025
op just rar, lmao

>>603314025
can you just rar brother anon?

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>>603313937
hmmm
idk man
these are kind of personal...
>>603313937
me too this girl is like girlfriend material bro

>>603314167
make an imgur

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FUCK

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>>603314242

>>603309292

I remember doing this once... actually worked.

>>603314242
come on op, with the massive amount of pussy you're gonna get this shouldnt matter

>>603314372
Anon I'm curious how do you have all these of this girl if you're beta? Do you not know her irl

>>603308812
just like anything, practice makes perfect. it helps if you have a beer or two to help relax the nerves a bit. just calm and collected, ask her questions, listen to what she says and relate back to her!

first try everything

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>>603314277
you make an imdur

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>>603314491

https://4archive.org/b/thread/601552725
Make sure you read this after this thread 404s OP, I've given you a lot of help, but I'm not feeling the love back

>>603313859
This dude gets it, I'm in the same boat but I'm 6' and 320lbs. I played college football as a lineman so I'm already pretty damn confident in the man I am but I wasn't when I was younger. I noticed that when I grew into that confident person who knew what I was, what I wanted and how I was going to get there, girls wanted to be with me. A huge part of it is the passion you show in life, people are drawn to passionate people.

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>>603314659
anon can you rar for the advice? I love this girl.

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>>603314598
I never said I was beta.
I was texting two girls earlier this night
cant understand why i was so boring

>>603314782
What's the best way to grab interest with girls in a classroom setting

>>603312154
Explain thread conversation thing pls

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HQ please ....

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>>603314868
i know i do too.
Fuck

>>603313599
Moar based anon

>>603312659
Tell them you got bit fighting off a shark that was trying to attack a baby

>>603315000
FINE
dont have much HQ tho
>>603315161
Whoa thats actually a good idea
more excuses like this??

>>603314917
If you ask for advice on how to text girls I assume you're beta. Are you really not beta or what? Not tryna be a dick and still curious about the girl..

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>>603315042
For texting girls and getting dates use this line for a girl you just met/hit on. "Hey [insert girl name here], it was really brave of you to hit on me like that" reverse that shit

>>603315337
My legs are realy fucked up from a wreck, maybe you could play off something like that? cat scratches and what not too.

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>>603315254
forgot pic

>>603314925
walk in, sit down by them and make small talk
>"what's your major?" they'll respond blah
>hmm, that's cool, what do you plan on doing with it after college
>they'll ask you the same stuff back usually, this is your time to be passionate about life
>protip - learn where the fuck you want to go, and be passionate about the trip getting there and you'll be way more intesting

You know what separates most people from the truly interesting ones, they see the future, not in a Nostradamus way but in a "here's my goals and my plan" way. Read the 7 habits of highly effective people, it'll help you with figuring out your life and having your life figured out = incredible confidence!!

>>603315375

jesus christ dont do this. guaranteed to creep them out.

>>603315254
When my cat scratched the shit out of my face I felt self conscious about it but whenever someone asked I said I was fighting mammoths or some shit, just play it off

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>>603315458
>>603315375
>>603315308
hmm all good things to ponder

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>>603315467
i sitting here pounding that refresh key hoping for a rar lmao

>>603308812
Don't force it. Honestly I would just avoid texting and opt to like actually hang out instead. But don't be too thirsty; if a girl is interested, she's interested. If she's not, she's not. Find a chick you'd actually want to be friends with, and then actually be friends with her and not worry about getting laid. Then just follow your nose if things escalate.

Holy shit you kids with your "alpha this" and "Beta that"... Alright OP it's simple.

People pick up on little social cues even when they don't realize they're doing it. A guy who seems constantly confident during a conversation is going to put many women on guard simply because they've been burned a lot. This will only attract you really shallow, fucking idiotic women. Is that really what you want?

You aren't that super confident bro-douche guy; so don't try to pretend to be that guy. It'll be obvious; and it won't work out for you.

Instead what you do is you call yourself out mid conversation. Any tiny bit of defensiveness she may have had will be melted away, and you two can laugh, continue talking, and there you go.

So how does this work? Easy...A lull in conversation happens and you just semi-awkwardly but self effacingly say "Sorry... you know how sometimes you feel like you're going to say something stupid and you end up not saying anything at all? Yeah... And it's always way worse when the person you're talking to is really pretty/cute/beautiful/whatever fits at the moment."

Let it sit for a sec, gauge her response, then immediately follow that up with "So... now that I just embarrassed myself (or some other MILD self deprecating comment), how about we go get some coffee?"

Why does this work? Because we're ALL awkward, even if we internalize it. We're ALL afraid of rejection. We're ALL scared of saying the wrong thing. Especially women who are often socially set aside in a lot of ways.

Potentially more if I feel like typing it up in my next post.

>>603315109
What would you like to hear about?

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>>603308812
well, you definitely WON'T find PTHC of this, umm, "woman" on www.pthc-underground.tk will you?? ;D now isn't that right, OP!?

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>>603311557

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>>603315924
hmm
8/10
thank you

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??/100?

>>603308812
Just remember, girls are also curious about sex and sex-related things. They're into you because they're open to the idea of getting closer with you. Don't be shy about setting dates, and on dates, if the moment seems right (or at the end of the night if all else fails), don't be shy about going in for a kiss. Unlike in TV and the movies, if you get a kiss it will usually lead to more, too, so again: don't be shy about it. Of course, respect whatever boundary you run into, but push gently before you give up. And don't expect sex on the first date -- but don't be surprised if it happens, either. Women like a man with a forward attitude about sex, as long as he's someone they've already decided is attractive enough to go on a date with.

>>603316194
Fuck yea !!!

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mmmm

>>603316194
Thanks I try :)

>>603315924
delicious pasta, 10/10

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>>603316365
Shit man I agree

>>603316330
Ok don't be gay- post more

>>603308812
Dive in deep. The rest comes with the experience.

>>603316365
https://4archive.org/b/thread/601552725
more of that shit in here

>>603316330
I think I would wife this girl.

>>603316523
OP do you have any pics of you girls with her pussy spread and her tits and face in the same pic

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>>603316500
nice dUbsZ!!
ROTFL!!
>>603316523
what is this im 12

...

Sorry guys im actually kind of baked right now too

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smoked a dab.
whoa.

Does anyone know if the whole "not fapping" thing actually makes you super confident and better with conversations and girls

>>603316894
Thread will reach limit soon anon, rar plz? I want to cherish all of this girl <3

OP post your best pics of her, and possibly facebook or insta?

FB? Doxx? Name? Info? Moar M8!

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>>603317018
no it wont lol
I'll rar if the limit does hit okay?

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you guys wot full puss?

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HQ faggots

>>603317233
Thank you based god <3

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hm?

Be funny, and cocky.

Trust me please. I'm being kind enough to actually give you proper advice.
How many girls always get asked the same questions over, and over again; Where do you go to school? Whats your major? What do you do? Blah blah blah boring fucking shit.
Its all the same to them. You need to get them to be interested.

By being cocky - now i dont mean an asshole - the girl will stay intrigued, and may even possibly be turned on by this. Confidence is huge for a woman. Especially if shes hot, you better fucking guarantee shes cocky too. If she notices you being confident, she will tend to be more attracted to you because you match what she thinks about herself. You put yourself on her level.

Be funny. Sarcasm, sexual jokes (that are not creepy, plan them right).. Its easy. Dont think hard about a joke.. if you cant think of one within 10 seconds of reading a text, then there is no joke to be made. Be witty too.


tl;dr
> be cocky/confident, be different. Be funny. Dont be so serious, fuck around with her. Make her question things. Keep her interested.


Goodluck faggot.

>>603316963
it makes me super horny and I try harder, but I have game so it's usually successful

>>603316963
I actually kind of Believe it..when I don't fap for a day or two I feel generally more horny during the day. I'm more willing to engage girls in conversation or whatever as opposed to being "satisfied" from fapping every day

>>603317413
I don't know what this means? Rar? Not computer savy

>>603315924
Hey guys king of the betas has arrived

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>>603317550
Thanks

more advice?
Im not done.

>>603317657
Rar is a more compact form of Zipping or archiving files for transfer or convenience .

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fuckin love this girl

>>603317812
I do too anon <3

>>603317803
Ok but if this thread limits? How can I get rar files?

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just to let you all know this is the O'est of all C's.

Nobody cares, OP

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>>603317961
i will show you the way brother.
dont worry.
Also lets have a stoner thread

>>603315924


Alright so, I'm not too tired yet so I'll keep going.

So what if she says no? What if she's dismissive toward going out to get coffee? What if she basically says something along the lines of she's not interested/not your type/whatever?

Okay, I'm about to say something that is going to be completely against what you've always been told. But you know what? The shit you've been told isn't working for you. So hear me out.

If in this case, (or any case) a girl turns you down; you roll with it. You don't persue her at all. You make a point of being her friend... And none of this neckbeard being her "friend" in hopes of one day her realizing you were the one all along.

Fuck that, that shit almost never works and you're an idiot if you think it will.

I mean that you're actually now her friend, you friendzone yourself. Wait... Now why if the actual fuck would you do this? One reason... She'll get to know you, and if she's attractive to you, she'll likely have friends who you also find attractive. And guess who's going to talk up the awesome guy who didn't hound the living shit out of her for being turned down?

Exactly... Use that shit to your advantage. You treat her like anyone else, like a sister. Listen, look out for her. Because she will get you laid... just not by her. Now I will say... there IS a chance she'll come around. But that's slim, don't assume it'll happen... assume it won't and be a mature fucking adult and be cool with that.

So in the scenario I outlined above, you ask her out for coffee. She says something like "Um, I'd like to but... I just don't know if you're my type." (A little more direct than most woman will be, but I'm generalizing here).

You say something like "Well, how about we sit, get some Starbucks, and you can decide later if I'm your type? If not; I'd like to think we can still be cool, right?" Obviously reword that for the situation and your style of speech. Still a possibility, but maybe not.

>>603318075
kill urself/10

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>>603318075
why?

>>603317812
WHO IS SHE TO YOU ANON

>>603318106
Show me the way before this shit limits

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>>603317961
highlight files to add, right click, add to archive or zip which ever you wanna use. upload to like mega or w/e

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>>603318409
can you access rars on iPhones easily?

>>603309292
work 69/10

>>603318497
I believe you'd have to find an app to un archive them. But downloading them shouldnt be a problem

>>603318116

Laugh along with her. When the laughing stops, maybe let her know "Hahaha.. honestly, I never noticed before; your laugh is adorable". And then imitate it and make fun of it. "You sound like a chipmunk or something haha".

You want to compliment girls, which I just did (your laugh is adorable). You also then want to tease them, which i also just did. They know youre playing around, and they will laugh along if they have a sense of humor.

PRO TIP: Dont date a girl without a sense of humor. Life will be depressing.

Anyway man, the game you play with a girl is the slow and steady game. Its natural to be excited with it. Use that for your drive. Just pace yourself, go easy, listen to her, laugh with her, COMPLIMENT her, TEASE her...

be confident.

CONFIDENCE.

damn it, how many times do I have to say it?

CONFFFIIII - FUCKINNGGGG - DEENNNCEEE!!

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>>603318409
i know how to upload faggot

but seriously anymore advice?

>>603318491
Lmao nice job

>>603309513
I agree with most of this. Girls arent the only gender that can be flirts. However, I find that complimenting girls is something I do frequently.

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>>603318711
thank you
also so many dubs in thread
much wow

>>603318713
that wasn't for you based anon

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HQ booteyy

>>603318900
Moar?

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More advice is always nice but all advice is good rice
still baked af

Being someones friend shouldnt be as hard or nearly as stressful as wanting to fuck or be with someone. Once again, you need to understand that some people might no be interested in being your friend. Thats just the way life is; use confidence and self-respect in yourself to get over that.

Otherwise, be friendly with her like you already are. Tease her. Crack jokes. Lightly push her even (as a joke, have fun with it).
In terms of being friends with someone, dont be clingy. Im sure you can agree... Imagine that guy at school no one likes, trying to constantly talk to you, and be your friend. Do you care about what hes saying? No. Do you want him to stop talking? Yes. Are you doing to be his friend? Definitely not. Why? Because he tried to hard to talk to people, he tries to hard to be funny, he tries to hard to be the center of attention. Dont be that guy.

Relax yourself, be yourself. Be funny, be confident. What you need to do is learn when too much, is too much.

Lets say youre mid convo with her, you crack a joke, and she laughs. Perfect. End the conversation right there. "Haha anyway, I got some shit to do. See ya later!"
Walk away.

You left her on a good note. Her last memory of you was now that funny as fuck joke you just told her.

If you want to be someones friend, act like you would want to be treated. Dont be too clingy, cause we all hate that; you do too. And dont be desperate. Be chilled, my friend.


GOODLUCK.

confidence.

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>>603318344
TFW she asks you to eat your own load off her fucking huge tits

>>603319111
Those faded trips

>>603319111
full pus? nice trips

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>>603318882
sorry
please see
>>603319111
>>603316894 for excuse

OP - show more pussy, and ass

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>>603319214
um
amazing tits but still no pussy?
wtf OP?

You just act natural and like a person that has self confidence and actually gets poon and not be creepy. It's all mental, and also allow the female to feel comfortable talking to you. Practice on lesser females and get the awkwardness out of your system before you can become an alpha dog poon slayer

Pic related: it's me on a vacation with bitches. Practically talked my way into the trip, 2guys and 6 girls in one hotel room, and I got with 2 of them

And fellow /b/rethren, looks aren't the only thing, but presentation is the biggest thing. Seem confident and you will be perceived as confident. Females are conscious thinking beings that get nervous true trying to figure out life so don't put them on a pedestal like they're a goddess.

Also I'm very good at getting snapchat nudes, have about 60 confirmed kills with maybe 20 or so females

>>603319484
OP did post pussy

>>603319484
wut

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>>603319479
>>603319285
FINE
just for you guys
but only because SOMETIMES this site is helpful and not a total cess pool.
Dont go spreading this around now...
:)

>>603319675
thread will 404 soon anyways :(

>>603319675
So OP why haven't you been balls deep in this yet?

>>603319805
not before I finish fapping to that

This is important, remember it. Having confidence isnt always about how well you can approach girls, and how smooth of a talker you are. Having confidence is also the ability to not give a fuck about a girl who doesnt give a fuck about you, and walking away. Being able to move on from something that you THOUGHT was going somewhere, but isnt... is huge. Have confidence in yourself. Stop paying attention to the "other" guy she talks to. That fogs up shit in your head, and stresses you out.

Thats another thing dude; the more stressed you are, the less confident you will be. Smoke a joint, watch a movie and chill, jerk off, do what you need to do. Live as stress-free as you can. It shows on your face, which is a turn on. When you look relaxed and well kept, people want to be near you. You will be giving off good vibes.

>>603319675
yeah OP, you got any intimate details or green texts to share?

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>>603319675
decent puss
amirite guise?

OP- I know you have more HQ Pix. I demand you post the now!

>>603320059
exactly.
name? doxx? info?

>>603320132
do want
>>603320174
no none of that

>>603320059
I've been asking this shit all thread, OP isn't talking

>>603320174
you fucks gotta keep posting like me if you want op to just hand over this goddess stop being so damn needy and post more advice. I have posted every fucking advice for the past 10 min

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more?

>>603320369
yaaaaas

Follow what you are passionate about. Sounds like you have the tools for that. Women want a man on a mission. They don't want to be the mission. They know how boring they truly are. They want you to take them with you, and save them from their boring lives.

Are you passionate about anything besides dressing/looking nice and women? Please don't say gaming. Make me hard.

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>>603320328
she actually is a fucking goddess.
I dont actually think ive ever seen, or known a better girl.

Ok my advice - don't be a faggot ... The 2 key things in life- 1. Fuck bitches 2. Make money

>>603320328
I don't want to dox her or anything I just wanna know how this "awkward" OP has so many pics of her...based OP tell us!!!!

>>603320708
I was gonna start a no fapping streak but I think Im gonna stop for this goddess

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>>603320708
>>603320818
you guys really wanna know the story of this girl?

>>603320708
My advice to you is this...


Don’t jump the gun

Let’s get something straight here, women like guys who are sure of themselves and their actions. So you need to be that guy when texting, however this doesn’t mean that you want to be too brash with your words.

For example, you don’t want to say something like:

“Nice meeting you yesterday, can’t wait to f**k your brains out this week”

This isn’t going to work on any girl, there’s no sizzle or flirting, it’s just too direct and she will think that you think she’s a slut. Game over.

A better example would be:

“Nice meeting you last night… can’t stop thinking about that sexy little bum… Not getting any work done today, you’re a bad influence young lady! x”
If you offend her, just move on

There will be a point during your dirty texting session that you may offend her, this is totally fine as you need to see where the line is with each girl. But what you don’t want to do is apologise like a needy little bitch.

You need to give an underhanded apology, like this…

Her: “Erm… ok that was a little rude”
You: “Ooo I didn’t hurt your feelings did I? Ok you get one spank and that’s it… ok two, but that’s my final offer.”
Set a sexual frame early on

Most guys are too afraid to turn on the sexual vibe with text messages in case they screw it up. My advice is, don’t worry about screwing it up… if you did a decent job when you met her, then a text message won’t ruin the attraction unless you’re a total tard.

Switch on the naughty stuff and keep dialing it up from the very first text.

Always try and turn things into a sexual innuendo, it’s much more exciting than a boring “how’s your day going” text.

That’s it fellas… a rundown of simple sexting tips for guys. Do you have any examples you want to share? Leave them in the comments below dude.

>>603320708
OP facebook or insta please?? We're not gonna blackmail or anything, just want to see more pics in HQ

>>603320369
Op, if thread 404's,
Send that rar here <3
[email protected]

>>603321019
What NOT to do OP don't let b dox this goddess.. Now quit being a faggot and tell us the story

>>603321019
Nooo, don't. she's too heavenly to be assaulted by b

>>603321043
This is probably the coolest email address in existence........

>>603319675
> dont go spreading this around now

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>>603321043
lol
>>603321019
I literally can't...like physically can't...its complicated

>>603321236
why thank you.

>>603321043
me too bro...
>[email protected]

>>603320894
yes. please be OP's sister

>>603320894
yes

also if you don't care of the girl you are texting, just go full nasty fucker. I've had luck, with just saying stuff like "I'm going to fuck you" "I check out your ass all the time" then you can get dirtier. This is only for girls you don't mind burning the bridge, it's a all or nothing kind of thing.

>>603321405
that will make me ever more harder

>>603312659
Girls love a guy with issues, be straight up about it

>>603321592
lmao

>>603320894
OP I was the first bump in this thread help a brotha out with the story

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Come on op - more HQ / don't be a faggot

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>>603321221
Dude I wish I could give you guys her facebook or any info. But she does have any of that stuff anymore.
but shes dead guys.
Died in a car accident about 2 years ago
sucks man
cool chick

>>603321588
my brothers pickup artist friend who just had two 3somes in 1 night does shit like this but it literally requires being complete alpha. He says shit like "Your mine now" and dirty talks the shit out of girls until they can't resist but beware only few can effectively do this without sounding like a total creep

>>603321814
WTF ??? dead ???

>>603321814
op full of shit cause worried /b/ will doxx

>>603321814
:( just lost my bonedog, I'm sorry OP, but keep posting

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>>603321758
i dont have anymore faggot

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>>603321814
too soon

>>603322042
I'm on that same page. Shit was going well too...

>>603322130
don't lose my e-mail /b/ro, if that is case and you needa talk i'll be down to talk.

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>>603322144
Aww dude
not cool
fuck you and your fuckin cheap ass dubs too

>>603322186
idgaf keep posting she deserves to be fapped to still, she would hVe wanted for people to honor her right now

>>603322374
yeah thats right bitch thanks for checkin em >>603322144

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fuck dude idk if i should keep posting
I was baked af but now im coming down and im regretting this
she wouldnt fuckin want this

>>603322454
lmfao

OP please just lie to us and tell us SHES alive so we can still fap

>>603322659
She's dead who cares

>>603322767
stfu

>>603322659
finish what you started op, dont be a pussy

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>>603322701
dude i wish i could.

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I'm alive

>>603322659
OP we have provided with you top notch advice on the art of pickup compared to all of the losers who could have commented on your thread posting fucking Spider-Man, and traps. Keep posting, and remember to look at the thread archive I sent earlier>>603323005

>>603322877
check'd

>>603323037
Imposter!

If her name wass Faith, then I declare this /thread...
>Come Honor Faith!!!

She kinda looks like my boss... Fuck yea keep posting op

>>603312659
nonononono dude. Now you can try and be comfortable with yourself, but I've found "be yourself" is one of the worst pieces of advice I ever heard when I was trying to develop social skills. So instead of saying "oh yeah I cut myself" and attracting only fat girls who want to take care of you and scene sluts that want to suck your soul dry, consider the following:

My place is surrounded by blackberry bushes, and they grow FAST. When I first moved in I had to cut yards and yards of blackberry bushes away with a machete, this meant that I'd be swinging my arms and before I got good at it, I cut myself A LOT. Under my forearms and my wrists had slices across them much like if I had cut myself (which I did like a faggot in highschool), but now if a girl asks about my scars I tell her it's just from cutting blackberry bushes.

>>603313599
more on these double entendre's pls
what are some good one's you've used.
drop me some knowledge bruh

>>603323141
Hellzzz yezzz lol

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I could actually upload a rar to mega or zippy or whatever if somebody actually would want me to

>>603312416

>these girls love either a quality guy or a challenge

generally true

>>603323493
do it

>>603308812
Good job, faggot.

And, im really glad you had enough trust in /b/b to ask. Good idea.

First of all, my new friend, I would usggest NOT trying to be flirty or fun.

have you ever tried being fun? its not something you try, its something you do and just sort of happens. Have you ever tried to flirt? Flirting is something that starts because there is mutual attraction.

what you need to do is not fuck up by being incongruent in acting a certain way, create emotional states in her that she habitually enjoys, and escalate to at least a kiss, and at most sex.

all of these things can be ridden out with an average boring date if she likes you enough though. her attraction is in her mind and is fueled by her perceptions and hilariously misconceptions of you and your possibility. So long as you dont fuck her her delusion, her own insanity will get you laid.

I would say, just assume your going to get laid or hangout with them in all texts and "dates", just assume she wants to eventually have sex with you sand its your job to kiss her - beyond the first kiss it almost becomes apparent if she wants to sleep with you or not, and you cant fuck her without kissing her; it's a necessary condition. So, long story short, dont try anything but kiss her and assume she is there to eventually be kissed = state and goal.

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Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)23:41:50 No. 601560176 Replies: >>601560791
didn't really read much of the others', but if you're doing something it's easier, but it listening to music, watching tv or gaming, then if it's silent it's okay cuz you're still doing things. i got lucky in the past and both my ex and current gf are pretty okay with just not doing anything so yeah if you can find someone like that that's always useful, if not, like what i've read here, just pull shit out of your ass. my go to is always music, which is easy being the metalfag i am, but whatever you listen to if you do listen to music, try to bring it up and see what she's interested in that shit establishes common ground and if you can find shit you both like then it can help you keep convo's going in the future as well. fun thing about discussing music is you never really run out of new things. there's my mouthful.

>>603323037
Cancer tits!

>>603323271
If you come up with one beforehand it'll probably come out awkward and fall flat. A good double entendre that's funny and gives her the hint has to be spontaneous

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>>603323224

whhaaaaaaattttttttt?

made me lol so hard

moar non nude pics OP, with skin

OP you want pussy go get a cat. hahahahhahaa am right

is OP alive?

>>603323993
stfu fag

>>603323493
lmaooo

>>603324207
all these are me samefagging

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>>603323224
oh fuck this made me lol so fuckin hard

>>603323826
Why? For providing solid advice that will help make him not feel like a freak when a girl looks at his arms?

Idk why I even replied, your post is a shit post only a teenager would make.

>>603324129
he died in a car crash 2 years ago :(

Fuck - I am craving whataburger right about now... A jalapeño burger !

>>603324301

tell us more about her in her honor based op

also, banging tits

>>603324301
OP still manages to have bomb pics plz keep posting

OP honor her with moar. I'm
sure most people have moved on her, but I'm sure she would appreciate her body being remembered in the right way like this. If I was no long alive, I would hope for people to talk about me just 6 months after it happens

ok op you need to dump thees more often

>>603325019
let it die faggot

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>>603324615
naw dude fuck this.
I fucked up
I'm out
bye guys
Its been real
THANK YOU THANK YOU for the advice tho.
Sorry ive been posting this shit.
please dont go digging or spread this girl around...even tho i know you motherfuckers will.

Fact is you are the one making those 'awkward pauses' for yourself. It means you like the girl. Just keep your nerves steady. Also, learn to breathe from your balls... dont be that exhilarated fuck that sweats around girls. My biggest thing is to NEVER giggle. When your going to laugh you better laugh like a goddamn man not this giggly little boy. Girls love a guy that is having a good time with them.

>>603325243
Just dump the rest OP, I'll pay you over PayPal

>>603325243
Don't be a cock blocker- post more fag

whoever asked OP for her story is a fucking retard and the reason why we will never see the full dump

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>>603325405
I highly doubt that faggot

>>603325620
Ok your right, but I will give more advice if you ask more questions and also can refer you to some super helpful videos

>>603325560
Her being dead is the reason

>>603325763
email me OP [email protected] I'm more than willing to help you in the future with women advice

***** WINRAR
Santa Margarita Catholic High School
*****

The more OP posts the less I dig :)

>>603326062
dude that's like 15 min away from me

>>603325243
I have seen some fucked up shit on /b/. Do you really think that her being dead is going to stop me from nutting?

>>603326062
If she has any pictures in her school uniform hnnnnng

>>603326062
more info?

>>603326062
Cheers to this guy!

>>603308812
>1: Evaluate your life, make sure you arent a douchebag, huge faggot, etc.
>2: If you think you are a huge faggot, fix it
>3: Be yourself, or new self

Girls aren't magical fucking creatures that are above us that we have to fear. Just don't be a fag and you'll do just fine.

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>>603326062
> I said the more OP posts the less I will dig, but unless I see something amazing in the next 30 seconds it's game on

>>603326062
Sooooo what else you got

>>603326902
fuck yea

Uploading to Mega

>>603326902
OP let's not do something you will regret like not posting moar

>>603326902
rip it Lotto rip it

>>603327088
checked

Here ya go guys, Mega archive: https://mega.co.nz/#!axwEBZ6L!_8ltmdWCWn4XNzSW7BR4CPAH_nKp9kMnxs1nCwQvIg4
Include file key

>>603326848
Also talk about your passions, If World of War craft still talk about it if u think its cool she will too

>>603310752
Those are fucking glorious

Didn't take time to remove the non-grill pics but hey at least you have em

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>>603327645

>>603326902
Dig nigger

>>603327881
I can do an anonfiles if you are THAT worried anon

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>>603326902
You had your chance OP, now I'm gonna tear this mo fucker down!! Tell this girl if she's alive, or if not then tell her ghost...
>prepare to get rekt m8

>>603327951
plz is this OP?