[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Click for more| Home]

/b/ come here mormon.org/chat post results faggots!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 306
Thread images: 137

File: mormon.jpg (169KB, 1914x1026px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormon.jpg
169KB, 1914x1026px
/b/ come here mormon.org/chat
post results faggots!
>>
>this_gon_b_gud.jpeg
>>
cunt didn't even try to help
>>
>>603200103
how tf am I supposed to read this faget?
#
>>
>>603200103
Kek. Conversation started with so much potential.
>>
>>603200569
You click the picture maybe?
>>
>>603200103
Kekkk
>>
>>603200569
Click it you tard
>>
>>603200569
Doxxing you.
>>
File: 1.jpg (133KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1.jpg
133KB, 1920x1080px
>>
File: 2.jpg (138KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
2.jpg
138KB, 1920x1080px
>>
File: Unbenannt.png (20KB, 627x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Unbenannt.png
20KB, 627x480px
I tried.
>>
File: 3.jpg (136KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
3.jpg
136KB, 1920x1080px
>>
>>603200889
>>603201153
Ultimate mega kek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please continue!!!!
>>
File: for jesus.jpg (93KB, 1920x966px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
for jesus.jpg
93KB, 1920x966px
>>603200103
when I tried they were only slightly more helpful
>>
File: Screenshot_2.png (20KB, 1164x696px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Screenshot_2.png
20KB, 1164x696px
this is quite fun
>>
File: Screenshot_3.png (12KB, 1139x522px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Screenshot_3.png
12KB, 1139x522px
>>603201776
Well that ended abruptly
>>
i guess not
>>
pls more thats so kek
>>
File: mormons.png (30KB, 1899x598px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormons.png
30KB, 1899x598px
they both left after that and i was connected to a new dude
>>
>>603202668
such 2 cunts
>>
File: Lulz.jpg (46KB, 528x567px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Lulz.jpg
46KB, 528x567px
I think someone is not going to sleep at all for some days
>>
>>603203075
this is gold
>>
>>603203075
rekt
>>
>>603203075
TOP KEK
>>
>>603203075
under-rated post
>>
File: images-3.jpg (9KB, 257x196px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
images-3.jpg
9KB, 257x196px
>>603201252
Top kek
>>
>>603203075
>mfw
>>
File: Mormon chat.png (18KB, 1365x641px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Mormon chat.png
18KB, 1365x641px
cut off before it got intresting...
(boring stuff not in screen)
>>
>>603203985
try it again with other mormons
>>
they sended me this link https://www.lds.org/bc/content/ldsorg/content/english/manual/missionary/pdf/36950_the-plan-of-salvation-eng.pdf?lang=eng
>>
File: image.jpg (208KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
208KB, 2048x1536px
I tried. Also i case you don't know Richard Dawkins is a famous atheist.
>>
This shit is gold
>>
>>603201153
Fucking britbong, no nigger from Detroit would ever say 'flat'
>>
>>603205058
These fuckers are too stupid anyway. I bet they didn't even notice he said he was breaking and entering to use a laptop.
>>
moar results faggots
>>
>>603205241
Kek too concerned with getting ppl to join their shitty church
>>
File: Mormon2.png (35KB, 2274x554px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Mormon2.png
35KB, 2274x554px
>>603204103
I tried, I ended up boring myself and leaving...
>>
:(
>>
>>603205881
was a good try
>>
>>603203075
Be careful idiots. Any report to authorities will have you facing charges like "terroristic threats" even though you were clearly joking.
>>
>>603205941
topkek/10
>>
bump for moar
>>
>>603207036
yes plox
>>
it's happenineg
>>
this is godtier holy shit
>>
>>603201252
"Why the god made me a nigger? "
>>
>>603203075
they're going to report you to the authorities m8

I got a good laff out of it, so thanks
>>
Thank you for your interest in chatting with a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
What question can we answer for you today?

M
i dindu nuffin
10:48 AM

Now chatting with Ray Douglas

Now chatting with Ryan
R
Hello how are you today?
10:49 AM

M
im good
10:49 AM
touching myself
you horny

R
Ok well this is inappropriate bye.
10:49 AM

M
baby?
10:49 AM
HEIL HITLER
>>
>>603206577
>Implying there's someone out there stupid enough to be doing this without tor.
>>
First
>>
Second
>>
Third
>>
Fourth, got bored and left after the "not so bad"
>>
Ask for Battletoads
>>
kek
>>
bump
captcha : Barti
>>
File: image.jpg (201KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
201KB, 2048x1536px
>>603208133
I got the same missionarys as you lol
>>
We need to find a thing that we all say. Battletoads or any other ideas?
>>
>>603208876
Allah told me to tell you...
>>
File: 1344909898927.jpg (76KB, 519x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1344909898927.jpg
76KB, 519x600px
>>603201230
>not much, u?

8.76/10 kek'd
>>
>>603208876
yeah we need something realyl funny
maybe "can jet fuel melt steel beams?"
>>
asl
answer
want sum fuk?
>>
File: image.jpg (61KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
61KB, 640x1136px
No 1
>>
File: image.jpg (64KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
64KB, 640x1136px
No 2
>>
>>603209333
lets do that
>>
File: image.jpg (57KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
57KB, 640x1136px
No 3
>>
File: image.jpg (58KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
58KB, 640x1136px
No 4
>>
>>603209509
"We"

This guy must have headmates
>>
File: image.jpg (89KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
89KB, 640x1136px
No 5 and last
>>
>>603209333
Trips have decided! Let's do that
>>
File: mormoneese 1.png (104KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormoneese 1.png
104KB, 1366x768px
kek
>>
>>603200569
delete system 32
>>
File: mormoneese 2.png (95KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormoneese 2.png
95KB, 1366x768px
kek kek
>>
File: mormoneese 3.png (90KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormoneese 3.png
90KB, 1366x768px
kek kek kek
>>
>>603209838
Already done
>>603209591
>>
File: Screenshot_5.png (106KB, 1365x767px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Screenshot_5.png
106KB, 1365x767px
Reking them with guilt
>>
>>
File: image.jpg (69KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
69KB, 640x1136px
Have they IP banned me or some shit? Just get no response now
>>
File: Capture.png (41KB, 507x931px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Capture.png
41KB, 507x931px
lolol.. waiting for a reply
>>
>>603211121
From what we've seen, I'd be suprised if they knew what an IP was
>>
>>603211255
iam writing with lydia atm
>>
File: Capture2.png (51KB, 504x932px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Capture2.png
51KB, 504x932px
Someone else ask the same question without the f-word. kek
>>
>>603211255
kek kek kek
>>
File: Lydia.png (16KB, 1896x941px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Lydia.png
16KB, 1896x941px
i tried
>>
I'm actually having a decent conversation. They are so nice.
>>
>>603211730
THEY KNOW!
The innapropriate comment thingy must be the polite way of saying 'Piss off /B/tards'
>>
>>603211730
>newfags
Keeeekekekekkekeek
>>
File: mormoneese 4.png (107KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormoneese 4.png
107KB, 1366x768px
>>
File: mormoneese 5.png (91KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormoneese 5.png
91KB, 1366x768px
>>
File: mormoneese 6.png (96KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormoneese 6.png
96KB, 1366x768px
>>
File: mormoneese 8.png (96KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormoneese 8.png
96KB, 1366x768px
>>
>>603212316
he rekt u kek
>>
File: image.jpg (67KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
67KB, 640x1136px
/1
>>
>>603199334
Reminds me of the late, great jesus chatline.
>>
File: 1421684439715.jpg (22KB, 413x395px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1421684439715.jpg
22KB, 413x395px
>>603212183
top kek
>>
File: image.jpg (77KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
77KB, 640x1136px
/2
>>
>>603208876
Can I kill in the name of satan?
>>
File: image.jpg (68KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
68KB, 640x1136px
/3
>>
File: #gay4reel.jpg (41KB, 1254x294px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
#gay4reel.jpg
41KB, 1254x294px
RESULTS
>>
File: image.jpg (70KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
70KB, 640x1136px
/4
>>
/5
>>
File: HitlerApostle.png (195KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
HitlerApostle.png
195KB, 1360x768px
>>603199334
My golden chat. 1/10
>>
File: image.jpg (72KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
72KB, 640x1136px
>>603213203
Oops
>>
File: HitlerApostle2.png (237KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
HitlerApostle2.png
237KB, 1360x768px
>>603213250
2/10
>>
File: image.jpg (75KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
75KB, 640x1136px
>>603213286
/6
>>
>>603202239
Underrated post
>>
File: image.jpg (93KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
93KB, 640x1136px
>>603213365
>>
File: HitlerApostle4.png (208KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
HitlerApostle4.png
208KB, 1360x768px
>>603213361
3/10
>>
File: gwyd.jpg (132KB, 1096x570px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
gwyd.jpg
132KB, 1096x570px
>>603211034
10/10 amen, brother.
>>
File: image.jpg (83KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
83KB, 640x1136px
>>603213465
Fuck numbers
>>
File: HitlerApostle7.png (202KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
HitlerApostle7.png
202KB, 1360x768px
>>603213493
>>
File: mormonskek.jpg (131KB, 1360x728px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormonskek.jpg
131KB, 1360x728px
>>
File: image.jpg (83KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
83KB, 640x1136px
>>603213623
>>
>>603213649
>>
>>603213664
kekekek
>>
File: HitlerApostle8.png (307KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
HitlerApostle8.png
307KB, 1360x768px
>>603213813
Whoops. 8/fuck.
>>
File: image.jpg (87KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
87KB, 640x1136px
>>603213750
>>
File: image.jpg (74KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
74KB, 640x1136px
>>603213963
>>
File: image.jpg (58KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
58KB, 640x1136px
>>603214089
Stopped replying and my browser froze anyone, last one
>>
>>603209758
U want sum fuk haha
>>
Poor Issac and Connor.
>>
File: HitlerApostle10.png (423KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
HitlerApostle10.png
423KB, 1360x768px
>>603213649
Last one. Got her Email.
>>
they are on to us, disconnected as soon as i said the kids at school call me big dick tyrone
>>
>>603213903
hey hier ist der op du willst jetzt aber nicht wirklich den beitreten oder haha
>>
>>603213664
>>603213664
doublekek
>>
>>603214347
haha du bist so lustig haha
>>
File: 1-13-49-18.png (149KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1-13-49-18.png
149KB, 1080x1920px
Okay starting my dump.
1/5
>>
>>603214347
Nein man. Ich erschleiche mir ihr vertrauen, kriege Nacktbilder und poste das dann hier.
>>
2/5
>>
File: kek.jpg (163KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
kek.jpg
163KB, 1280x1024px
kekking pretty hard tbh
>>
3/5
>>
>>603214519
gute sache!
>>
4/5
>>
5/5
>>
>>603214706
Als Wahabit darf man sowas mit Kuffar machen. Hast du dich mal mit Gott auseinandergesetzt.
>>
>>603214659
top kek
>>
keks were had
>>
File: ghost1.png (38KB, 1600x860px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ghost1.png
38KB, 1600x860px
>>
>>603207861
>that's not too bad
I wonder what kind of person that J is.
>>
File: ghost2.png (43KB, 1600x860px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ghost2.png
43KB, 1600x860px
>>603215412
>>
These people are being way too nice and helpful for me to fuck with. I am disappoint.
>>
File: 1.png (19KB, 505x514px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1.png
19KB, 505x514px
>>
File: ghost 3.png (29KB, 1600x860px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ghost 3.png
29KB, 1600x860px
>>603215456
never got the chance to ask if this was my punishment for fapping to a cartoon depiction of jesus
>>
File: 2.png (14KB, 487x516px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
2.png
14KB, 487x516px
>>603215577
>>
This kayla slut takes forever to type
>>
>>
>>603215732
Legendary kek
>>
>>603215732
kæk
>>
File: Hannah quit.png (99KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Hannah quit.png
99KB, 1366x768px
>>603199334
insolent fools just disconnected
>>
>>603209432
lol
>>
>>603211255
That's a good one.
>>
File: deal-with-it.png (2KB, 1024x228px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
deal-with-it.png
2KB, 1024x228px
>>thisentirethread

MFW, Battletoads

http://www.mormongeeks.com/2012/10/8-bit-masochism-difficult-nintendo-games.html
>>
File: 1422543971294.gif (3MB, 441x300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1422543971294.gif
3MB, 441x300px
>>603215732
>>
I've been having what appears to be a serious soul-searching chat with one bitch for about 25 minutes now. Need a bombshell way to end it.
>>
>>603216308
ey yu, wan sum fuck
>>
>>603216308

casually mention Battletoads
>>
>>603216308
Redirect them to meatspin
>>
Someone please save this thread.
>>
>>603216470

haha yes, this
>>
>>603216463
this

>>603216470
then this
>>
J
And having a sexual intercourse with my son is O.K?
8:04 PM

B
what do you think?
8:04 PM

J
Yes,
8:04 PM

B
why do you think that?
8:04 PM

J
He loved it last time.
8:05 PM

B
Thank you for coming to talk with us today. If you ever have sincere questions about religion, or the purpose of life, then we'd love to speak with you again sometime. God bless
>>
File: no.jpg (68KB, 934x774px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
no.jpg
68KB, 934x774px
I had a guy named isaac, asked about battletoads and he left me. heres what i snipped
>>
>>603207648
>implying you didn't notice on the screenshots that half of them didn't.
>>
>>603216100
/underated post
>>
File: Naamloos.jpg (221KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Naamloos.jpg
221KB, 1280x1024px
yeah my sides have achieved orbit
>>
>>603216642
I live in slovenia,

they have no power here
>>
File: image.jpg (69KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
69KB, 640x1136px
>>603211291
I thought the same, hopefully they won't be able to blacklist names
>>
File: Pain2[1].jpg (131KB, 800x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Pain2[1].jpg
131KB, 800x600px
>>603216308
Send them a link from an innocent looking file host, disguised as what you claim to be a picture of something related to the conversation.

But actually, the link leads to the best (worst) gore image you could find on the internet.

Here is one for starters.
>>
File: Capture.png (15KB, 644x654px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Capture.png
15KB, 644x654px
1/3
>>
>>603199334
I whiteknighted because the girl sounds pretty

Told her 4chin was trolling.
>>
File: TRffZiE.png (254KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
TRffZiE.png
254KB, 1920x1080px
the mean i have a problem and they end it
>>
>>603216470
This diggy dog shit right here
>>
>>603216824

mfw also, le pain series.
>>
File: Capture2.png (31KB, 626x734px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Capture2.png
31KB, 626x734px
2/3
>>
File: Capture3.png (27KB, 1065x714px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Capture3.png
27KB, 1065x714px
3/3
>>
>>603217086
kek good ending
>>
>>603217086
Hahah of fuck, i literally spat cereal on my keyboard
>>
>>603217086
good job son
>>
File: morereferences.jpg (112KB, 1885x494px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
morereferences.jpg
112KB, 1885x494px
>>603215237
2/2 top lel
>>
File: image.jpg (46KB, 480x270px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
46KB, 480x270px
>>603217086
10/10 motherfucker
>>
>>603217471
pretty cool

ill see if i can top that
>>
>>603217086
thanks for the kek
>>
>>603217086
Str8 no.
>>
File: 1.png (12KB, 490x472px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1.png
12KB, 490x472px
>>
Please save this thread.
>>
>>603216599
Me and isaac hate each other
>>
I wanna fuck Chantelle in the ass
>>
>>603217998
op here
i save it
if 404 i will make a new one
>>
>>603217909
Incoming Mormons.
>>
>>603216819
Use different names each time dumbass.
>>
>>603218347
>God

Of course I am faggot. I mean the name of their [gay]lord
>>
>>603218202
Part2
>>
>>603218340
I gve them the /b/ link for this thread, incoming jihad
>>
Gunna convince one i run a homeless shelter then get them to look at the pic kek
>>
>>603218608
You wouldn't
>>
File: one.png (68KB, 1024x708px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
one.png
68KB, 1024x708px
>>
>>603218731
I did
Asked if they are having an usually high amount of chats he said
>yes, who's trolling us now?
gave him a link
Top kek
>>
>>603201153
KEEEK thanks for making my day anon, shieeeeet
>>
>>603203985
>intereseting
>>
File: mormons2.png (34KB, 1570x1081px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormons2.png
34KB, 1570x1081px
Was almost tempted to post whole thing without swearing and then link to the dick thing
>>
File: 14-24-16.png (444KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
14-24-16.png
444KB, 1080x1920px
Broken
>>
File: ok.png (9KB, 398x350px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ok.png
9KB, 398x350px
nigga got horny
>>
File: image.jpg (58KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
58KB, 640x1136px
>>603218940
>can melt fuel jet steal beems
>so have you considered learning an instrument
>>
>>603218981
why? more people are trolled if you just play along
>>
File: Koala.jpg (763KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Koala.jpg
763KB, 1024x768px
Haha actually, yes give them the link, hilarity will ensue!

>>603217471
>>
Guys, act like demons. IT FREAKS THEM THE HELL OUT.
>>
>>603218731
they don't click links they said.
Also, they ip banned me because I asked "Why the god made me a nigger?"
>>
>>603219078
KEK
>>
>>603201153
noice
>>
>>603219214
just post
>>
>>603219214
pic?
>>
>>603219078
I'm crying, holy fuck
>>
>>603219141
kekkkkkk
>>
>>603219353
My friends' name was Azayioth.
A
Do you wish to die? Your faith in Jesus Christ is MISPLACED! Worship us. Let us in. Invoke the frailties of flesh..
3:15 PM
Vos can non run
3:19 PM
Atque hic sum. Im Semper hic.


I didn't save all of it but they basically threatened him and shit
>>
>>603207582
kek
>>
File: three.png (66KB, 1366x728px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
three.png
66KB, 1366x728px
He's so mean! I really dont have a tongue. :(
>>
>>603210027
>mormonesse
goddamn thats why I love you fuckers
>>
>>603200569
enable hoverhand in the settings
>>
File: image.jpg (89KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
89KB, 640x1136px
>don't reply
Nigger who told them they're being raided has fucked it, GG
>>
How many fucking people do they have doing this?

Are they seriously paying this many people to sit at their computers and do this shit?
>>
File: Capture.png (218KB, 545x766px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Capture.png
218KB, 545x766px
Mission accomplished, kekek

they are no longer responding
>>
>>603220098
why do u think someone told them
>>
>>603220098
Dick stuck in blender, kek best thread in a long time!
>>
File: wat.png (40KB, 1355x857px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
wat.png
40KB, 1355x857px
>they can not spell
they are so beta they can´t even fantasize about violence

They seem very fond of talking to immigrants

Are these people fucking retarded ?
>>
>>603220242
fuck, shes a mormon? 1/10 now. need to find new wifu
>>
>>603220143
They're probably volunteers, one of them told me earlier she's 23/f/South Africa, so it's not like they've got one place set up to answer everyone because why would it be SA?
>>
>>603210027
>>603210073
kek
>>
op here iam proud of my /b/rothers
>>
the website just isnt working it whitescreens anyone else having the same issue?
>>
File: four.png (68KB, 1366x728px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
four.png
68KB, 1366x728px
>Onto something here.
>>
>>603220275
It was me, so what?
>>
>>603220350
uh, yeah, they're mormons
>>
>>603220275
Some faggot said he did earlier, if not it doesn't change that they aren't replying
>>
>>603220474
idgaf
>>
The current average wait time is:
about 2 minutes
>>
>>603220669
That's what my sperms say when I slip my cock in a vagoo
>>
>>603209879
>>603210027
>>603210073
>>603212183
>>603212242
>>603212283
>>603212316
God-tier, only thing I've kek'd at on this shithole in weeks.
>>
File: five.png (67KB, 1366x728px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
five.png
67KB, 1366x728px
>>
>>603220427

agreed, an good times were had by all. Please mention Battletoads in your future thread titles.
>>
File: wat2.png (17KB, 452x437px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
wat2.png
17KB, 452x437px
>>603220504
But I thought they will at least deffend their religion by saying what I should do in the realms of their religion. They failed at their own logic

also continuing
>>
>>603220872
so much kek
>>
>>603218693
How did it go?
>>
>>603220934
yes i have to mention it
>>
>>603212519
>toaster steve
toppest of keks
>>
File: fgfdgdfg.png (80KB, 1680x1050px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
fgfdgdfg.png
80KB, 1680x1050px
1
>>
File: badjesus.png (28KB, 1544x881px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
badjesus.png
28KB, 1544x881px
Steel Beams
>>
File: asdasd.png (86KB, 1680x1050px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
asdasd.png
86KB, 1680x1050px
2
>>
One asked me what I know about the Mormon religion and I said South Park. Convo ended.
>>
Kek part 1
>>
>>603221534
2
>>
File: 1.png (99KB, 1366x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1.png
99KB, 1366x720px
>>
IS it possible to link a picture somehow?
>>
>>603221604
3
>>
File: kekekekekek.png (231KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
kekekekekek.png
231KB, 1920x1080px
hahahahaha
>>
>>603214205
Oh man . I just experienced Apex kek. Thank you anon
>>
>>603221684
Last one. Guess they don't know their shit.
>>
>>603220760
saved
>>
>>603199334
Mormons coolest.
>>
>>
>>603221261
>>603221304
kek
>>
>>603221849
Do i win? xD
>>
>>603221646
try excluding the http:// and use a link shortener

basically how you get past the spam filter on 4chan

lure their "sincere" interest in the image so they would type it in themselves
>>
>>603201574
godamnit, my sides
>>
>>603215630
this thread is getting better and better
>>
>>
>>603222100
I just told them I was Joseph Smith too. Hilarious.
>>
>>603221710
Where the fuck is this mans punctuation. Fucking mormons dude I swear.
>>
>>603221612
>RON L HUBBARD will BE OUR DIVINE GOD SIEG HEIL


lost it
>>
>>603222100
so much kek. i don't know why i laughed that hard.
>>
>>603209509
lmfao this was good
>>
Everyone use the name battle or toad xD
>>
We need another thread after this.
>>
File: mormons3.png (22KB, 1551x924px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormons3.png
22KB, 1551x924px
>>
If I can get them back I'll ask why Battletoads doesn't work on my tablets.
>>
>>603222803
they keept conneected after that, but didnt say anything funney
>>
V3 here

Look out for my next post
>>
File: image.jpg (89KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
89KB, 640x1136px
>>603221723
<3

They've stopped replying to me now, maybe they are smart enough to IP ban after all
>>
>>603222779
op here i will start a new if this 404'd
>>
File: fickle bitch.png (135KB, 962x1079px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
fickle bitch.png
135KB, 962x1079px
>>
>>603222779
New thread soon
>>
of all the religious people, mormons are the best

they baptise you after you are dead, so just in case there is a heaven, you can go to it

they dont even care who you are or what you did, they just want to make sure your dead ass doesnt get stuck in purgatory

A+ people in my book and i refuse to heckle them
>>
>>603214519
>nackbilder
>von einer Mormonin
>ernsthaft?!
>>
>>603223183
Lel
>heaven
>>
File: CANIGETAHOTTUB.png (223KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
CANIGETAHOTTUB.png
223KB, 1920x1080px
uh oh they're fed up guise
>>
>>603223183
lol I'm just having a normal conversation with these people that sometimes includes serious questions about what they're doing.

Going to be great when I start asking them about my gay step father and our wrestling matches.
>>
>>603223183
then dont, just dont go telling me about it
>>
V3 here

I have done it

xD
>>
File: stepup.jpg (7KB, 235x216px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
stepup.jpg
7KB, 235x216px
>>603222931
Tor is wounder full :D
>>
File: mormonchat.jpg (90KB, 1365x767px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormonchat.jpg
90KB, 1365x767px
I tried.
>>
This is like when I used to call IP-Relay and make them read very long sex stories to people I was with.
>>
File: 4chan 1.png (41KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
4chan 1.png
41KB, 1920x1080px
pt1
>>
File: jesus.jpg (51KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
jesus.jpg
51KB, 1024x768px
They didn't reply.
>>
>>603221261
IS THAT WINDOWS 95 AND ARE YOU USING IE1
>>
File: mormonchat2.jpg (75KB, 1343x596px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mormonchat2.jpg
75KB, 1343x596px
ending
>>
File: opwasnotafag.jpg (10KB, 218x232px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
opwasnotafag.jpg
10KB, 218x232px
>>
File: 4chan 1.png 2.png (45KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
4chan 1.png 2.png
45KB, 1920x1080px
pt 2
>>
File: Capture1.png (32KB, 1157x640px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Capture1.png
32KB, 1157x640px
1/3
>>
File: feelsbadman.png (32KB, 596x861px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
feelsbadman.png
32KB, 596x861px
Jesus what a bitch
>>
>>603223926
hhahahahh
>>
File: Capture2.png (44KB, 1139x721px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Capture2.png
44KB, 1139x721px
2/3
>>
File: kek.jpg (534KB, 1846x2279px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
kek.jpg
534KB, 1846x2279px
>>603199334
>>
>>603221286
>But jesus wait
>>
File: Capture3.png (71KB, 1603x731px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Capture3.png
71KB, 1603x731px
3/3 but she might still send something because shes typing
>>
Lets put a twist into this:
Our names are the same (Lets use Bob)
We casually mention three things
1) Battletoads, 2) Jews, 3)Anything else that might trigger them.
>>
>>603224304

stop being 12
Thread posts: 306
Thread images: 137


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.