/b/ come here mormon.org/chat
post results faggots!
>this_gon_b_gud.jpeg
cunt didn't even try to help
>>603200103
how tf am I supposed to read this faget?
#
>>603200103
Kek. Conversation started with so much potential.
>>603200569
You click the picture maybe?
>>603200103
Kekkk
>>603200569
Click it you tard
>>603200569
Doxxing you.
I tried.
>>603200889
>>603201153
Ultimate mega kek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please continue!!!!
>>603200103
when I tried they were only slightly more helpful
this is quite fun
>>603201776
Well that ended abruptly
i guess not
pls more thats so kek
they both left after that and i was connected to a new dude
>>603202668
such 2 cunts
I think someone is not going to sleep at all for some days
>>603203075
this is gold
>>603203075
rekt
>>603203075
TOP KEK
>>603203075
under-rated post
>>603201252
Top kek
>>603203075
>mfw
cut off before it got intresting...
(boring stuff not in screen)
>>603203985
try it again with other mormons
they sended me this link https://www.lds.org/bc/content/ldsorg/content/english/manual/missionary/pdf/36950_the-plan-of-salvation-eng.pdf?lang=eng
I tried. Also i case you don't know Richard Dawkins is a famous atheist.
This shit is gold
>>603201153
Fucking britbong, no nigger from Detroit would ever say 'flat'
>>603205058
These fuckers are too stupid anyway. I bet they didn't even notice he said he was breaking and entering to use a laptop.
moar results faggots
>>603205241
Kek too concerned with getting ppl to join their shitty church
>>603204103
I tried, I ended up boring myself and leaving...
:(
>>603205881
was a good try
>>603203075
Be careful idiots. Any report to authorities will have you facing charges like "terroristic threats" even though you were clearly joking.
>>603205941
topkek/10
bump for moar
>>603207036
yes plox
it's happenineg
this is godtier holy shit
>>603201252
"Why the god made me a nigger? "
>>603203075
they're going to report you to the authorities m8
I got a good laff out of it, so thanks
Thank you for your interest in chatting with a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
What question can we answer for you today?
M
i dindu nuffin
10:48 AM
Now chatting with Ray Douglas
Now chatting with Ryan
R
Hello how are you today?
10:49 AM
M
im good
10:49 AM
touching myself
you horny
R
Ok well this is inappropriate bye.
10:49 AM
M
baby?
10:49 AM
HEIL HITLER
>>603206577
>Implying there's someone out there stupid enough to be doing this without tor.
First
Second
Third
Fourth, got bored and left after the "not so bad"
Ask for Battletoads
kek
bump
captcha : Barti
>>603208133
I got the same missionarys as you lol
We need to find a thing that we all say. Battletoads or any other ideas?
>>603208876
Allah told me to tell you...
>>603201230
>not much, u?
8.76/10 kek'd
>>603208876
yeah we need something realyl funny
maybe "can jet fuel melt steel beams?"
asl
answer
want sum fuk?
No 1
No 2
>>603209333
lets do that
No 3
No 4
>>603209509
"We"
This guy must have headmates
No 5 and last
>>603209333
Trips have decided! Let's do that
kek
>>603200569
delete system 32
kek kek
kek kek kek
>>603209838
Already done
>>603209591
Reking them with guilt
Have they IP banned me or some shit? Just get no response now
lolol.. waiting for a reply
>>603211121
From what we've seen, I'd be suprised if they knew what an IP was
>>603211255
iam writing with lydia atm
Someone else ask the same question without the f-word. kek
>>603211255
kek kek kek
i tried
I'm actually having a decent conversation. They are so nice.
>>603211730
THEY KNOW!
The innapropriate comment thingy must be the polite way of saying 'Piss off /B/tards'
>>603211730
>newfags
Keeeekekekekkekeek
>>603212316
he rekt u kek
>>603199334
Reminds me of the late, great jesus chatline.
>>603212183
top kek
>>603208876
Can I kill in the name of satan?
RESULTS
/5
>>603199334
My golden chat. 1/10
>>603213250
2/10
>>603202239
Underrated post
>>603213361
3/10
>>603211034
10/10 amen, brother.
>>603213465
Fuck numbers
>>603213493
>>603213664
kekekek
>>603213813
Whoops. 8/fuck.
>>603214089
Stopped replying and my browser froze anyone, last one
>>603209758
U want sum fuk haha
Poor Issac and Connor.
>>603213649
Last one. Got her Email.
they are on to us, disconnected as soon as i said the kids at school call me big dick tyrone
>>603213903
hey hier ist der op du willst jetzt aber nicht wirklich den beitreten oder haha
>>603213664
>>603213664
doublekek
>>603214347
haha du bist so lustig haha
Okay starting my dump.
1/5
>>603214347
Nein man. Ich erschleiche mir ihr vertrauen, kriege Nacktbilder und poste das dann hier.
2/5
kekking pretty hard tbh
3/5
>>603214519
gute sache!
4/5
5/5
>>603214706
Als Wahabit darf man sowas mit Kuffar machen. Hast du dich mal mit Gott auseinandergesetzt.
>>603214659
top kek
keks were had
>>603207861
>that's not too bad
I wonder what kind of person that J is.
>>603215412
These people are being way too nice and helpful for me to fuck with. I am disappoint.
>>603215456
never got the chance to ask if this was my punishment for fapping to a cartoon depiction of jesus
This kayla slut takes forever to type
>>603215732
Legendary kek
>>603215732
kæk
>>603199334
insolent fools just disconnected
>>603209432
lol
>>603211255
That's a good one.
>>thisentirethread
MFW, Battletoads
http://www.mormongeeks.com/2012/10/8-bit-masochism-difficult-nintendo-games.html
>>603215732
I've been having what appears to be a serious soul-searching chat with one bitch for about 25 minutes now. Need a bombshell way to end it.
>>603216308
ey yu, wan sum fuck
>>603216308
casually mention Battletoads
>>603216308
Redirect them to meatspin
Someone please save this thread.
>>603216470
haha yes, this
>>603216463
this
>>603216470
then this
J
And having a sexual intercourse with my son is O.K?
8:04 PM
B
what do you think?
8:04 PM
J
Yes,
8:04 PM
B
why do you think that?
8:04 PM
J
He loved it last time.
8:05 PM
B
Thank you for coming to talk with us today. If you ever have sincere questions about religion, or the purpose of life, then we'd love to speak with you again sometime. God bless
I had a guy named isaac, asked about battletoads and he left me. heres what i snipped
>>603207648
>implying you didn't notice on the screenshots that half of them didn't.
>>603216100
/underated post
yeah my sides have achieved orbit
>>603216642
I live in slovenia,
they have no power here
>>603211291
I thought the same, hopefully they won't be able to blacklist names
>>603216308
Send them a link from an innocent looking file host, disguised as what you claim to be a picture of something related to the conversation.
But actually, the link leads to the best (worst) gore image you could find on the internet.
Here is one for starters.
1/3
>>603199334
I whiteknighted because the girl sounds pretty
Told her 4chin was trolling.
the mean i have a problem and they end it
>>603216470
This diggy dog shit right here
>>603216824
mfw also, le pain series.
2/3
3/3
>>603217086
kek good ending
>>603217086
Hahah of fuck, i literally spat cereal on my keyboard
>>603217086
good job son
>>603215237
2/2 top lel
>>603217086
10/10 motherfucker
>>603217471
pretty cool
ill see if i can top that
>>603217086
thanks for the kek
>>603217086
Str8 no.
Please save this thread.
>>603216599
Me and isaac hate each other
I wanna fuck Chantelle in the ass
>>603217998
op here
i save it
if 404 i will make a new one
>>603217909
Incoming Mormons.
>>603216819
Use different names each time dumbass.
>>603218347
>God
Of course I am faggot. I mean the name of their [gay]lord
>>603218202
Part2
>>603218340
I gve them the /b/ link for this thread, incoming jihad
Gunna convince one i run a homeless shelter then get them to look at the pic kek
>>603218608
You wouldn't
>>603218731
I did
Asked if they are having an usually high amount of chats he said
>yes, who's trolling us now?
gave him a link
Top kek
>>603201153
KEEEK thanks for making my day anon, shieeeeet
>>603203985
>intereseting
Was almost tempted to post whole thing without swearing and then link to the dick thing
Broken
nigga got horny
>>603218940
>can melt fuel jet steal beems
>so have you considered learning an instrument
>>603218981
why? more people are trolled if you just play along
Haha actually, yes give them the link, hilarity will ensue!
>>603217471
Guys, act like demons. IT FREAKS THEM THE HELL OUT.
>>603218731
they don't click links they said.
Also, they ip banned me because I asked "Why the god made me a nigger?"
>>603219078
KEK
>>603201153
noice
>>603219214
just post
>>603219214
pic?
>>603219078
I'm crying, holy fuck
>>603219141
kekkkkkk
>>603219353
My friends' name was Azayioth.
A
Do you wish to die? Your faith in Jesus Christ is MISPLACED! Worship us. Let us in. Invoke the frailties of flesh..
3:15 PM
Vos can non run
3:19 PM
Atque hic sum. Im Semper hic.
I didn't save all of it but they basically threatened him and shit
>>603207582
kek
He's so mean! I really dont have a tongue. :(
>>603210027
>mormonesse
goddamn thats why I love you fuckers
>>603200569
enable hoverhand in the settings
>don't reply
Nigger who told them they're being raided has fucked it, GG
How many fucking people do they have doing this?
Are they seriously paying this many people to sit at their computers and do this shit?
Mission accomplished, kekek
they are no longer responding
>>603220098
why do u think someone told them
>>603220098
Dick stuck in blender, kek best thread in a long time!
>they can not spell
they are so beta they can´t even fantasize about violence
They seem very fond of talking to immigrants
Are these people fucking retarded ?
>>603220242
fuck, shes a mormon? 1/10 now. need to find new wifu
>>603220143
They're probably volunteers, one of them told me earlier she's 23/f/South Africa, so it's not like they've got one place set up to answer everyone because why would it be SA?
op here iam proud of my /b/rothers
the website just isnt working it whitescreens anyone else having the same issue?
>Onto something here.
>>603220275
It was me, so what?
>>603220350
uh, yeah, they're mormons
>>603220275
Some faggot said he did earlier, if not it doesn't change that they aren't replying
>>603220474
idgaf
The current average wait time is:
about 2 minutes
>>603220669
That's what my sperms say when I slip my cock in a vagoo
>>603209879
>>603210027
>>603210073
>>603212183
>>603212242
>>603212283
>>603212316
God-tier, only thing I've kek'd at on this shithole in weeks.
>>603220427
agreed, an good times were had by all. Please mention Battletoads in your future thread titles.
>>603220504
But I thought they will at least deffend their religion by saying what I should do in the realms of their religion. They failed at their own logic
also continuing
>>603220872
so much kek
>>603218693
How did it go?
>>603220934
yes i have to mention it
>>603212519
>toaster steve
toppest of keks
1
Steel Beams
2
One asked me what I know about the Mormon religion and I said South Park. Convo ended.
Kek part 1
>>603221534
2
IS it possible to link a picture somehow?
>>603221604
3
hahahahaha
>>603214205
Oh man . I just experienced Apex kek. Thank you anon
>>603221684
Last one. Guess they don't know their shit.
>>603220760
saved
>>603199334
Mormons coolest.
>>603221849
Do i win? xD
>>603221646
try excluding the http:// and use a link shortener
basically how you get past the spam filter on 4chan
lure their "sincere" interest in the image so they would type it in themselves
>>603201574
godamnit, my sides
>>603215630
this thread is getting better and better
>>603222100
I just told them I was Joseph Smith too. Hilarious.
>>603221710
Where the fuck is this mans punctuation. Fucking mormons dude I swear.
>>603221612
>RON L HUBBARD will BE OUR DIVINE GOD SIEG HEIL
lost it
>>603222100
so much kek. i don't know why i laughed that hard.
>>603209509
lmfao this was good
Everyone use the name battle or toad xD
We need another thread after this.
If I can get them back I'll ask why Battletoads doesn't work on my tablets.
>>603222803
they keept conneected after that, but didnt say anything funney
V3 here
Look out for my next post
>>603221723
<3
They've stopped replying to me now, maybe they are smart enough to IP ban after all
>>603222779
op here i will start a new if this 404'd
>>603222779
New thread soon
of all the religious people, mormons are the best
they baptise you after you are dead, so just in case there is a heaven, you can go to it
they dont even care who you are or what you did, they just want to make sure your dead ass doesnt get stuck in purgatory
A+ people in my book and i refuse to heckle them
>>603214519
>nackbilder
>von einer Mormonin
>ernsthaft?!
>>603223183
Lel
>heaven
uh oh they're fed up guise
>>603223183
lol I'm just having a normal conversation with these people that sometimes includes serious questions about what they're doing.
Going to be great when I start asking them about my gay step father and our wrestling matches.
>>603223183
then dont, just dont go telling me about it
V3 here
I have done it
xD
>>603222931
Tor is wounder full :D
I tried.
This is like when I used to call IP-Relay and make them read very long sex stories to people I was with.
pt1
They didn't reply.
>>603221261
IS THAT WINDOWS 95 AND ARE YOU USING IE1
ending
pt 2
1/3
Jesus what a bitch
>>603223926
hhahahahh
2/3
>>603221286
>But jesus wait
3/3 but she might still send something because shes typing
Lets put a twist into this:
Our names are the same (Lets use Bob)
We casually mention three things
1) Battletoads, 2) Jews, 3)Anything else that might trigger them.
>>603224304
stop being 12