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Stoner thread >wakenbake

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Stoner thread
>wakenbake
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Currently in the last 20 minutes of a bus ride to hang with friends for break. Got an itty bitty jar filled with a quarter of ground weed.

I am excite.
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>>603187235
sure, why not
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>>603187235
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vapin out of my extreme q, some Amnesia. Gotta leave for school in 30min. Chem2
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smoking some [name redacted] and watching dan patrick show
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Puffing on some wonderful Blue Dream, anyone /osrs/ here? Currently prepping for barrows runs while stoned as shit.
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Blaze it motherfuckers
Gettin baked before my class here
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>>603188478
bug on a nug
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90% white widow with 10% rolling tobacco
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>>603188849
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>>603188891
inb4 smoking purist screaming "eww, tobacco!!!"

>2 ea. his own
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going to work in the next half hour. dabs and coffee to wake me up
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>>603188891
>>603189020
tobacco is disgusting you should be ashamed for ruining herb with it
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>>603189470
shut the fuck up
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>>603189020
I'm a smoking purist because cancer is in my genes, but I will say that certain brands of tobacco make hits 10x smother, easily.
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>>603189604
no u
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>>603189650
so what brands are good for a mix?

I've never tried it
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>>603189650
i love the lame ass stoner lingo like "smoking purist" what is so pure about NOT wanting rat poison and other carcinogens mixed in with your natural and tasty buds?
since when is smoking tobacco with herb common and someone who doesn't is considered "the other"?
fucking yuropoors man
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>>603189792
What country are you in? I'm the person with the white widow mixture and to my knowledge different countries have different brands, personally I'm in the UK and we have lots of choices especially if you go to a tobacconist
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>>603190068
>Getting mad over a 9 to 1 ratio
kek
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>>603190175
states
but believe it or not, my town happens to have a tobacconist as well.. course, we don't call it that
it's just the corner store
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>>603190068
>natural and tasty buds
if you're still getting your shit gray market, you don't know wtf is in there, so stuff it
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OG Kush
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>>603190355
Lot's of people say American spirit original is a good tobacco to mix with, not tried it myself but every brand I know is probably unavailable in America as they are made by imperial tobacco who are themselves owned by our government.
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>>603190708
thx, I'll give that a try and report l8er in another thread
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Is anyone else here growing? Any tips?
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im
so
>high
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>>603190816
oh yes
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>>603190941
Hello, So.. I'm wasted
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>>603187235
just smoked a bowl covered with keif

pretty good
made maple pancakes to go with it
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>>603190467
>if you're still getting your shit gray market, you don't know wtf is in there, so stuff it
grey market? nigga there is the "black" market and there is the mexican market where i get tacos.

other than that i don't know what the fuck you are talking about because i live in a jrsidiction where it is legal for me to smoke cannabis all day erryday. i know exactly what is "in" my beuatiful natural buds from the minute i see them on the shelf at the store and pick them out myself

do you have that kind of variety? no you pick between shwag and swhaggier and then you pack baccy with it for "smoothness" lol give me a break
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>>603191132
tl:hardly skimmed it

good4u, stfu and post tits
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Gonna start guerilla growing in IL.

Any tips.

Live in the NW burbs with still a bunch of forest preserves around.
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>>603191221
at a glance it's 4 sentences and less than 50 words but sorry it was tl;dr for your stupid stoner ass. you should probably lay off the tar as it is clearly having an effect on your brain.
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reporting in
feels good man
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>>603191132
You live in an area where cannabis is legal so probably cheaper than over here in the UK where it's still illegal, I only mix with 10% tobacco and that hardly even changes the effects or taste it just means my supply lasts for 10% longer.
If I could buy it at Colorado prices I'd smoke pure and never use tobacco but as I say thats Colorado not the UK where it's sold only for private profit.
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>>603191565
My buddy grows up in his attic in Oak Park. Just do your research.
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>>603191728
Word?

I just started my sprouts and hope to transplant them outside by the last frost.
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>>603191955
Just don't be like this guy if you use hot lights in your attic. Pic related happened in Holland and the cops nabbed him.
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>>603192066
>>603191955
Nice dubs.

Nah, growing the sprouts into strong veg plants by the windowsill and then putting them outside.
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cops in the US can access your electric bill records and have access to heat video equipment so they can easily detect serious grows

the only safe place to grow now is in the legal states; getting busted now just isn't worth it if the tide has finally turned
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>>603192466
>cops in the US can access your electric bill records and have access to heat video equipment so they can easily detect serious grows

I actually got a "check up" when I was mining crypto currencies.
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>>603192466
I'm in the UK and know multiple people who have been caught growing by police helicopters with FLIR cameras
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>>603192909
Unclean bong = unclean vag
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>>603193079
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>>603193079
this is why I hate people that buy clear glass
if you don't want to see it dirty, don't smoke with it

you can get a design piece for most of the time less cost
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>>603192466
I'm talking about Geurilla grows in the forest preserves in the NW US
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smoke real trees through real bongs
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>>603193240
That downstem is a crime against humanity
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>>603193325
Fuck you, if you do this btw

those grows destroy and disrupt natural habitat
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>>603193286
All the design will do is hide some of the resin but when used will taste like shit
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>>603193450
Nigga, Chill out.

It's just like 2 plants by a stream, spread out consciously
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>>603193626
The aquatic life of said stream doesn't wish for your companionship
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>>603191614
?
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>>603193450
calm your hippy tits. its the cartels with their acre sized grows, the huge amount of fertilizer need to go with it and diesel generators that are fucking things up. if anything i've only improved the soil where i grow.
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>>603193240
I HAVE THAT DUCT TAPE!
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Is it normal to hear voices when you're stoned? I was high a few days ago and I could hear people talking, but I could't see anyone and then I heard a man bark at me like a dog from about 1 foot away, which made me jump. I haven't smoked weed since.

Could I be developing schizophrenia? I used to hear 'voices' but they were more like random thoughts that weren't mine in my head rather than actual voices.
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Waiting on my boy to pick me up before I spark this Durban Poison
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>>603193917
You're doomed
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>be me
>seventeen years ago
>live hi-dens block of apt. complexes
>natural field in the center of block, little foot traffic, zero auto
>moving in a week or two
>half pound bag of brick weed seeds
>walk a quarter mile of fallow field and canals casting pot seeds
>come back six months later
>every apt. complex is fenced off from the field now ;_;
was just trying do something nice for the community
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>>603191565
this plant is used to kill dogs.
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>>603193917

Mary jane use causes people previously disposed to schizophrenia to develop it or have it come out.
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>>603193917
stop smoking weed and consult a therapist; none of what you described is normal
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>>603194123
good
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>>603193917

That's a slippery slope you're walking on.
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>>603193325
thats stupid op.

your chances are much better in your basement than on lands monitored by Rangers, Satellites, and an army of scientists of every kind, not to mention the marijuana grow identifying satellites the DEA's been using lately, that can identify the specific temperature changes and spectrometer signatures large grows give off. All you see are trees, but on all those lands there are dozens to hundreds of scientific studies carefully monitoring them being done continually. They're quite busy, without anyone even stepping foot in them.

You'd just be making a mess out of forests and other peoples work for nothing.

Grow what you can grow in your sunroom, keep your energy bill as low as possible, and keep a low profile.
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>>603193286
dat logic
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>>603194436
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

My spring/summer plans are shot now. I have no desire to grow indoor and I got 10 lil plants that where going to be spread out over my whole county. Plenty of alcoves of streams and forests in N. Illinois.

I don't see how a plant hidden under stalks of say, Cilantro wouldn't cause a fuss.
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argenfag here, smoking some paraguayan cheap shit. but april, the 420 month of the year is coming with some good shit
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muh baby

i'm not the sort that names pieces, but a bro named this thing campfire stories the day I bought it, and it stuck
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Doesn't weed make your fedora stink?
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>>603194825
>but april, the 420 month of the year
confirmed 14 year old
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>>603194055
I have always wanted to do this...

but go out and take evening & night walks around all the corporate parks and government buildings and wealthy neighborhoods and just sprinkle them everywhere. Continuously.

Then in a few months, watch as Washington DC just starts blooming weed everywhere all at once.

Then the next year, call it Johnny Appleweed day, and get volunteers in as many cities in the country to do the same.

ENTIRE USA COVERED IN MARIJUANA

lol
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Currently smoking Blue Cheese + kief + Sour Diesel, bowl layered in that order.

Listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC6O4OlHE8Q
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>>603194812
find fallow fields adjacent to private property, or find someone with a yard of green house that wants to grow
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>>603195189
kickstarter, brah -_-
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>>603194024
>>603194208
>>603194227
>>603194319
That sucks, I fucking love smoking weed.

>none of what you described is normal
Are you sure though voice-thoughts aren't even slightly normal? They seem pretty harmless to me.
They don't tell me to do things, it's almost like a random persons thought has been put into my head.
Have you ever had a hypnagogic hallucination? They're kind of like that, but I'm awake.
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>>603194696
that's dope, how much?
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>>603194812
>being this good at strategy

If they're out in public, you have to come and go from them repeatedly, opening you up to being caught every single time at every single location. The more locations, the better the chances someone will spot it, call it in, and Joe fuckin Friday with nothing better to do will see if he can catch your dumb ass.

If you grow indoors, you eliminate all exposure.
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>>603195189
thats called ditch weed. all you're would be doing is spreading seeds in a real grow
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wakenvape in 303
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>>603195420
if you feel mature enough to handle a bizarre mental phenomena, feel free I suppose, I won't lie, I have done that very ting myself
I've been self therapeutic for my PTSD post military service; but frankly, I still prefer to have the guidance of a physician,if for no other reason than to have a fair objective view point to correlate with, and also because everyone has a natural tendency to play in their own favor
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checking in from uk
smoking blue cheese
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>>603195659
You don't understand. This state is fat/lazy af. They don't be excersising in the fucking cold. Just the fat wetbacks getting to their shitty 3am jobs, and they won't bother me bout nothing.

It's just 5 spots near the fox river. By a bike trail but more off the beaten path.
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>>603195711
if someone does it with out your knowledge and you score a plant with some herb on it in the prcess, that's called free weed

show me the broke ass mother fucker that wouldn't enjoy that
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Anyone from north london care to help a new guy in town get something better than the camden shit?
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>>603195993
dat dank as fuk bruv
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>>603192243
That probably wont be enough light. Should invest in some cheap cfls until you put them outside.
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Which method has the highest rate of success when germinating seeds? Left seed in shotglass of water for 2 days in closet and nothing.
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>>603196886
You should microwave yourself a grilled cheese...
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>OC
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>>603191340
who smokes a bong like that? its not a cock you stupid
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Hells yeah

Morning /b/ong rips ftw
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>>603191132
Oh so you were in the grow room for 4-7 months everyday, and did not miss the event when one of the store guys jizzed on the soil for the lulz?
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>>603197230
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>>603191672
I get it now, and I will admit I have had a few cigarettes from friends in a desk draw, had enough bud for one decent sized joint, and then mixed tobaccy to make two bigger joints. Some people do this regularly because they bodies are not weak like other and can tolerate. Everybody is different.
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>>603193286
Is that for shatter / hash

I want that badly.
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>>603191955
How did you germinate seeds?
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>>603195806
Why would anyone be surprised that marijuana is more popular than a sitting president?

Medical marijuana FAILED to pass in FL, even though it got 57% of the vote, which is more than any President has gotten here in a while. It needed a 60% to pass, which is an absurd margin for Presidential races.
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>>603192466
AMount of electricity used or patterns? I use leds to avoid huge bills and detection for closet grows
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>>603192736
Use cfls lol
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>>603197504
The bong's African patterns are speaking to you huh brother?
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