get your dick as close to her face as you can
additional internets awarded for fapping on her.
who is she to u, OP? a roomie/friend?
get wasted yourself
have rowdy drunk sex, record it.
post to interwebs for infinite prestige.
when you go to court and she says you raped her because she was drunk and cant give consent, inform the court that SHE raped YOU because YOU were also drunk and can't give consent.
are you actually for real?
>jetfuel cant melt steel beams.
>no wind on the moon
I got this. Tried to write cum slut on her chest and she rolled over and now I have to find a way to get it off. Haha fuck guys
Eat some fruity pebbles and vomit on her chest.
Good man OP can you put ketchup on her butt ?
lots of it
>Record yourself saying "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
>tie her to the bed
>continuously play that for exactly 24hrs with her tied to the bed
>only go in to feed her, but wear an Obama mask when you do
dress her and cover her with a sheet
give her a hot water bottle if it's cold
put a glass of water by her bed with some painkillers for the morning
kiss her on the forehead and let her sleep
Cum in her ear...fill it up... with timestamp.
How about you creampie her so we all got something to fap to.
Wat do with this position? She's getting more and more conscious by the second.
I've been drunk plenty of times matey, but I'm 100% sure I would wakeup from a finger going on my butt hole. maybe I don't have a big loose finger fucked butthole like you faggots
Take a permanant ink sharpie.
Write on the her thut, and back of her thighs, all sort of whore monger things, like
"Great time call me (put someone assholes numbers) "
"you do the best anal
"thanks for the party we cleaned u up"
this is clearly your girlfriend, and what I don't understand in this situation is how you allow her to have such a hairy ass
take some control of your woman or stop being some sick freak hair fetishist
Fine. We go together tho.
OP taking a bit longer to post now.. and that hairy crack is wet. I wonder what OP is doing?
>inb4 pics of OP running out of the house bleed from stab wounds
My girl is like this, too...
Shaves her shit and is smooth, but has a little circle of hair around her butthole.
I waited a LOOONG time before I brought it up. Made it a joke, told her I don't care. She shaved it once and told me to fuck off after it grew back. I laughed.
Whatever... Long as that pussy is smooth I'm good.
keep your bitch in check
first thing i do with a new girlfriend if she has anything too hairy is give her a razor and send her to the bathroom and tell her no dick unless she fixes her shit
they always fix their shit
She ate like 5 of these and passed out
I can't wait until this ends in misery.