Can some based anon please order me a pizza or something? :( I haven't eaten anything since like yesterday morning and my stomach is killing me.. I'll do anything.
Wow! What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? idk if anybody told u but this place is full of pervs and jerks (lol, jk we cool)
sorry if I seem surprised by ur beauty we don't normally see girls here, tis an awesome thing to see! don't worry I'm not like normal guys, if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! :)
the thread is dying. fucking pizzachan . hurry up and whore yourself
The 'I <3 Ice' is for the anon buying me a pizza. I'll keep posting though out of gratitude.
What a time to be alive! I'm watching a message board in which some crazy chick is shoving markers up her butt for pizza; for a load of virgins and nihilistic sociopaths.
tfw the OP has yet to shown feet for pizza but stuck markers in her butt crack
yeah and it's not even real, not fully. She's just put pens up her butt and taking pictures at her own pace and in the comfort of her own home. She gets pizza and the feeling of validation that only a flood of desperate /b/tards can truly deliver. What a fucking life! Who needs feminism?
Yes! If you pay me I would do this in a heartbeat.
Read da thread niggar!
>All these fags asking if the card number is legitimate
>Guy who posted card number didn't post the security code
Are you all literally ten years old? Do you not know how a credit card works?
How come you don't respond to my posts? Even on an anonymous chat board I'm fucking invisible. I'm going to kill myself unless you put up a picture of your tits with 'I love Maisie Williams' written on them.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>writes from imagined higher social ground
What's wrong with you faggot?
In my butthole. Eventually I mean.
I don't know why my asshole looks so gross in this pic, but it's actually clean and trim. Oh well.
> 7 people saying "i will buy u pizza"
> she keeps posting butt pictures
> tfw you realize some people just want to post butt pictures
Dem trips have been checked.
This is now a Maise/based fem-anon thread.
That would be dishonest. However, I'd love to sell my body online because I'm seriously strapped for cash.
Gimme your guys emails and I'll do requests for paypal monies eventually. Scout's honor!
Maisie Williams, basically Queen of /b/. Hers is the bosom to which we must cling in the fight to find where we belong in this new SJW-run world.
footsies and I'll consider a transfer. what bank OP?
trips say otherwise faggot, Maisie runs this shit now.
These are my tits.
My email is pizzachan101 at the gmail.
Maisie is the face of /b/ post-fappening.
clean your disgusting fucking room first, then you can eat
Working in a strip club as a bartender seriously fucks me off when the girls come up to the bar talking about how they made 2k in one night which is more than my fortnightly pay. Then go drive off home in their fucking Mercedes.
Stop sticking shit in your ass for Pizza. Go be a stripper and earn more Pizza than anyone.
God no. Black people are cool and all, but I'd never let one near my bung hole. No offense.
I'm shy anon. I'm not like this irl, but over the internet it somehow seems comfier.
I don't give a shit, traps are cool. It's just the internet and it's just a dick. Still a smoking hot female-looking body.
Someone requested face :P this is the best I can do.
That's close enough, citizen.
Here here. SOrry I have icky feet.
You'll never guess my name because I've only met one other person with it.
I doubt it. Thinking about a black guy touching my poozy makes me physically ill. :( I'm sorry if you're black. I was raised in a crummy white town that was void of ooga boogas
Ok, what the fuck. Are you the female, younger version of me?
I'm tomboy as fuck. Blame the farm. Though I dress really fem these days.
I'm leaving in a bit, but I'll wait til the thread 404s prolly. I'll do this tomorrow again sometime keep your glazzys peeled.
My tight poozy
Noooooooooooooooooo please don't gooooooooooooooo
Ok, I'm not sure that I'm convinced.....
And what is with all of the tools, totes, powder, ropes, clutter everywhere all over the floor?
it's a trap guys...let spiderman have his way with this thread
trips speaks the truth
Nobody even noticed Loli-Chan in a Pizza-Chan thread?
Get out of here white knight
It's 4 am
Ugh fine anon here's another pic of my poozy
My stomach = empty.
Pizzachan101 at gmail