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Can some based anon please order me a pizza or something? :(

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Can some based anon please order me a pizza or something? :( I haven't eaten anything since like yesterday morning and my stomach is killing me.. I'll do anything.
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sharpie in pooper with timestamp
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I don't even tip the drivers, you think I'd buy you a whole fuckin pizza?
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Pleeeease? I'll do sexual stuff and show tits or whatever. bump
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>>603130908

timestamp incoming
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>>603130978
SHARPIE IN POOPER WITH TIMESTAMP
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5514 7785 9963 9889 11/16 - Here you go, just buy one okay?
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>>603131832
the fuck am i supposed to do with that
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Eccentric richfag here. I'll totally do this, but I have one request. Shoot me an email at shoopinmawhoop at Gmail
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>>603131832
you need the security code
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here
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>>603132219

Break out those tits
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>>603132219
feetsies please.
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>>603132211
oh sorry its 786
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sharper in the ass with timestamp and i will order you two pizzas with your choice of taste go
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Kik me slut - auzladdd
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>>603132586
sorry meant sharpner
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>>603132387
>>603132396
>>603132586
>>603132944

My phon is slow. Pls bump thread and be patient.
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Fair enough bump
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Here :3
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>>603130738
Why haven't you eaten anything?
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kik me slut - auzladd and ill help out
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>>603133286
where u want them pizzas delivered?
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Kik me slut
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kik me slut - auzladdd

3 Ds
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I'm getting ready to put a sharpie in my pooper. Bear with me.
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>>603133570
stfu newfag
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Kik me auzladdd
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>>603133286
what's your address?
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Fucking pathetic puppets... You are getting nothing in return.. Betas betas!
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Kik me slut auzzl Li he add uzszv
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>>603133725
*tips fedora* its my privledge
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>>603133673
snaop234
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I guess for once, it won't be the OP that delivers
pizza
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Right up my butt ;-; are you happy
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>>603130738
>I'll do anything

Except get a job
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>>603134502
aight shes suffered enough. five her the pizza boys cum on the pizza good so she can have babies too
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What type of pizza
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>>603134502
I went to school with that phone case
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>>603134502
>>603134696
That shits hiding between those cheeks not up the pooper!
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>>603133286
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>>603134811
oh shit you're right
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vag and i will buy you pizzas for life
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>>603134811
Nah, that's definitely a good inch up there.
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>>603131832
Dis nigga ain't serious
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I'm Fucken dead
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Face?
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>>603133286
Where the fuck is your belly button?
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>>603133286
Nice self harm scars you emo scum
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>>603135443
>>603135501

Lol you silly gooses. My high waist skirt is covering my button XD and I don't have any scars that's probs my dirty mirror. more pics be patient
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>>603134502
If you're going this far you may as well provide us with an address so one of us can send you some food online.
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>>603135765
I want belly button and feets. And armpits.
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>>603134502
>>603135924
Or a box of dildos if that floats your boat...
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I am willing to order you pizza! How do we do this?
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>>603136109
Hey, hey, let her post more pics first bro
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>>603130738
>Step1: Do you have food? If yes skip to step 3 if no, continue through step 2
>Step2: Buy food.
>Step3: Eat.
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>>603136231

She already posted pics, and I want to give her pizza now.
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>>603130738
Wow! What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? idk if anybody told u but this place is full of pervs and jerks (lol, jk we cool)
sorry if I seem surprised by ur beauty we don't normally see girls here, tis an awesome thing to see! don't worry I'm not like normal guys, if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! :)
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>>603135765
> XD

let the cunt starve
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>>603136109
Just wait, /b/rother. Don't give in just yet if our damsel is willing to keep going. She will be fed for sure this day.
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>>603136364
You could at LEAST try to be subtle with your trolling
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>>603136364

Pasta made me kek 7/10
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the thread is dying. fucking pizzachan . hurry up and whore yourself
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>>603136358
>>603136109

Desperate, pussy whipped faggot scum
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>>603136632
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>>603136666
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>>603136872
I'm not proud of this one
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;3

The 'I <3 Ice' is for the anon buying me a pizza. I'll keep posting though out of gratitude.
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>>603136666
fucking quadfag
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>>603137054
how old are you bitch
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>>603137054
completely nude with feet and pussy facinf camera
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>>603137054
Jesus Christ clean up those cords you wretched piglet
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>>603137054
show feet pls
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>>603137054
let's see those feet pizzachan!!
:3:3:3::3:3:33:3::3:4:4:4::
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>>603137172
Don't ask until the end.
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>>603137054
No ones buying you anything
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>>603137172

23 x.x

>>603137285

I don't wanna clean my room dad I'm talking to anons online :(
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>>603137054
Where are you from?
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>>603137389
sorry I wanted to get off now but you're right anon. you're always right
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>>603137054
spread lips plox
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>>603137421

:P lol did I get bamboozled? Oh well. Anyone else wanna feed me? I'm feeling light headed trying to take all these pics.
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>>603136872
Lmao are you mad because you won't be able to fap? There's cheap porn all over the internet shitfuck, go find it.

Pizzachan, do you have kik or something?
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>>603137569
>>603137576

No no you haven't been bamboozled, I just need to find a safe way to get pizza to you.
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What's your kik op and you will get pizza
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>>603137421
shut the fuck up dipshit and play along
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What a time to be alive! I'm watching a message board in which some crazy chick is shoving markers up her butt for pizza; for a load of virgins and nihilistic sociopaths.
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>>603137441
can you place those makes into a zip lock baggie and mail them to 6513 Kristen Dr Austin Tx so that I can then sniff them with full force
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>>603137732
kek
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>>603137732
markers
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All these niggers posting in a troll thread
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>>603137725
Couldn't agree more, anon. Couldn't agree more.
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Just wanted to assure pizzachan that she'll definitely get a pizza delivered in the end. It's good business to keep our end of the bargain in hopes of future transactions.
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tfw the OP has yet to shown feet for pizza but stuck markers in her butt crack
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>>603134561
Rekt!!!
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Tbf if I was a chick I'd be doing this shit too, talk about a power trip.
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Let's do dabs lol
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>>603131832
Oh my
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>>603138313
And like prostitution, she's serving a demand. I'm quite okay with this myself.
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>>603137725
This is the cutting edge of technology.
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Hey pizzachan, did you try that idiot's mastercard number yet? Was it a fake?
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>All these comments

>NO FUCKING TIMESTAMP
Kill yourselves
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>>603138635
;)
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>>603136666
oh shit is satan
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>>603138635
will you shut the fuck up about that credit card i need to buy half life 2 episode 2 and css left
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>>603138473
yeah and it's not even real, not fully. She's just put pens up her butt and taking pictures at her own pace and in the comfort of her own home. She gets pizza and the feeling of validation that only a flood of desperate /b/tards can truly deliver. What a fucking life! Who needs feminism?
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>>603138714 --- >>603132219
You kill yourself, faggot.
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>>603138815
Let me know if that card's legit. Pizzachan will be fed for being a good sport, and we'll get to punish that faggot for betraying /b/.
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>>603139013
you are so stupid.
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http://cdn4.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pizza-cat.jpg?313ab3 ghhgvfcdxgthnjuyhbtgvrfcdx
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>>603132219
See >>603138714

Did you even look through the thread, faggot?
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>>603139000
Disregard that, I suck cocks
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>>603139013
>>603138635
http://www.validcreditcardnumber.com/
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>>603137478
Midwest
>>603137732
Yes! If you pay me I would do this in a heartbeat.
>>603138714
Read da thread niggar!
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>>603139013
of course it is but i already spent it all in steam games lol maybe there is left for pizza idk
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>>603139013
>>603138815
>>603138635
>All these fags asking if the card number is legitimate

>Guy who posted card number didn't post the security code

Are you all literally ten years old? Do you not know how a credit card works?
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>>603139447
newfag detected the security is there idiot
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What is OP's Kik
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>>603139447
yeah i did, it was 768
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>>603132470
lol
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>>603139335
Thanks brah.
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>>603137732
haha dude im from austin,
you live disgustingly far north
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>>603139583
*786
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>>603139338
How come you don't respond to my posts? Even on an anonymous chat board I'm fucking invisible. I'm going to kill myself unless you put up a picture of your tits with 'I love Maisie Williams' written on them.
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Midwest of where OP, Western Australia?
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SHOW FEET NOW
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>>603139658

Sorry anon I'm multitasking pretty hard here. Don't end your life. I'll put more writing utencils in my butt!
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>>603139825
The US you dumb fuck
> time stamp
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>>603139939
we need to see the markers in your asshole

bend over when you take the pictures so its more clearer pls
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>>603139939
These are simpler times. Thank you fem-anon.
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>>603139939

enough of that pls just show us more of your body
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OLE ole ole

oleeeee oleeeee
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>>603139939
Where do you want your pizza?
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>>603139939
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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M/D/Y backwards ass cunts haha
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>>603139939

What the fuck is wrong with you? Please answer. Like what happened to you?
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>>603140471
>browsing /b/
>writes from imagined higher social ground

What's wrong with you faggot?
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can you take a picture of your face somehow?

you can black out your eyes for example.
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Lurk here! Found dis
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>>603140858
thanks Sherlock
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>>603140858
Thanks holmes
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>>603140858

thanks Sherholmes
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>>603141286
thanks holmock
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>>603137645
Paypal her pizza money.. she orders it online her self you just cover the charge
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Wheres the pussy I will pay $$$$
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You gotta buy some ramen at the store for yourself, OP, extremely cheap. Good luck, cutie.
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>>603140858
thanks frylock
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>>603140313

In my butthole. Eventually I mean.

I don't know why my asshole looks so gross in this pic, but it's actually clean and trim. Oh well.
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>>603141068
>>603141204
>>603141286
>>603141355
Too much coke again, Mister Holmes?
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No new pics yet? You're killing me here
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>>603141542
Give these fags here a junkmail address so they can contact you. Makes things easier. Also lighting is the answer.
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>>603141542
has a guy ever boinked you in the butt?

if so, how did you like it? ;)
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>>603141542
That the bat cave
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>>603141542

> 7 people saying "i will buy u pizza"

> she keeps posting butt pictures

> tfw you realize some people just want to post butt pictures
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How can we talk privately? I have $$$
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>>603141542
Are you going to supply the less weird weirdos with some tit pics or nah?
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>>603141764

Someone is already getting me pizzas. I'm just posting pics to show my thanks :D I'll go until it 404s.
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>>603141685
Shit. 1 minute too late. We could use more tit pics tho
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>>603139000
Dem trips have been checked.
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>>603141879
shove a slice up your gash.
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>>603141879
You know you could give them your paypal and cash in on these beta fags, right?
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>>603142026
>says the broke nigger
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>>603141879
Lets see that vagina
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>>603141879
Good girl! Anon thanks you.
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>>603141879
thanks OP! Pussy pic?
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>>603140647
>.
Moarrrrrrr please
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PUSSY
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>>603142176
This is now a Maise/based fem-anon thread.
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I'd put money in her paypal for a pussy pic.
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>>603142280
who is this semen demon?
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>>603142026

That would be dishonest. However, I'd love to sell my body online because I'm seriously strapped for cash.

Gimme your guys emails and I'll do requests for paypal monies eventually. Scout's honor!
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Just show ur pussy in a pic.
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>>603142456
Maisie Williams, basically Queen of /b/. Hers is the bosom to which we must cling in the fight to find where we belong in this new SJW-run world.
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footsies and I'll consider a transfer. what bank OP?
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>>603137732
There is no such address, anon.
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>>603142777
fuck you and your trips
that fucking troll will never be queen of b and i legit dont know how anyone is attracted to that

die
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How about u give out ur email so we can pay for shit.
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>>603143117
trips say otherwise faggot, Maisie runs this shit now.
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These are my tits.

My email is pizzachan101 at the gmail.
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Maisie is the face of /b/ post-fappening.
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>>603143517
are you a coal burner?
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>>603137054
clean your disgusting fucking room first, then you can eat
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>>603143757

Whassat mean anon?
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>>603143517
Shit hot babe. Can I get a picture of them with a hand print smacked upon them? That'd blow my load.
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we all need to see that PUSSY..
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Working in a strip club as a bartender seriously fucks me off when the girls come up to the bar talking about how they made 2k in one night which is more than my fortnightly pay. Then go drive off home in their fucking Mercedes.

Stop sticking shit in your ass for Pizza. Go be a stripper and earn more Pizza than anyone.
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>>603143882
have you fucked negroes
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rub a pair of your panties on your pussy and show us. that would be lovely.
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>>603143517

This is a weird question, but is your birthday May 16?
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>>603144130

God no. Black people are cool and all, but I'd never let one near my bung hole. No offense.

>>603144087

I'm shy anon. I'm not like this irl, but over the internet it somehow seems comfier.
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>>603144383
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddd
it begins
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>>603144383

Nope! I'm a cancer :p guess again.
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YALL NIGGAS FAPPIN TO A TRAP
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>>603144460
>God no. Black people are cool and all, but I'd never let one near my bung hole. No offense.

haha that's awesome
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>>603145030
I don't give a shit, traps are cool. It's just the internet and it's just a dick. Still a smoking hot female-looking body.
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Someone requested face :P this is the best I can do.
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>>603144983
June 23
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>>603145611
cute shit
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>>603145611
do a pussy pic for once... :)
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>>603145611
feeeeets
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>>603145611
That motherfucking fan is dangerous!

Also, nice dubs.

Also, are you near Oklahoma?
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Jess, stop doing this for fuck sakes, call me or answer the phone
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>>603144460
yeah right. just havent met the right one.
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>>603145660

That's close enough, citizen.

>>603145745

Here here. SOrry I have icky feet.

>>603145833

Nop!

>>603145979

You'll never guess my name because I've only met one other person with it.
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>>603146483
no feet are icky.
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>>603146571
Not true, you foot fetish fiend.
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>>603146244

I doubt it. Thinking about a black guy touching my poozy makes me physically ill. :( I'm sorry if you're black. I was raised in a crummy white town that was void of ooga boogas
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OP, do you sleep? Isn't it like 4am already?
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>>603146483
c'mon lets see the pussy, feets are not that good tough. :(
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>>603146714
This is the best post to come out of this entire thread.
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>>603146714
why don't chicks call their vaginas vagina?
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>>603147037
no it's 3:00am right about....... now
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OP gots a dick
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>>603146714
>ooga boogas

haha
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>>603147037

My sleepin schedule is all messed up. I won't be in bed til like 10 am
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>>603147531
Ok, what the fuck. Are you the female, younger version of me?
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>>603147862
I think a lot of 20-somethings get into these kinds of schedules.
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>>603146483
you have pretty feets ;) thank you for not wearing nail polish or having ridiculous pedicures.
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>>603147531
If you're going to be up for the next 7 hours, and you'd like to have some fun, why don't you make some videos for us or go live on cam?
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Pls b trap, pls
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Pls respond on ur email
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>>603147862

Maybe.

>>603148389

I'm tomboy as fuck. Blame the farm. Though I dress really fem these days.

>>603149097

I'm leaving in a bit, but I'll wait til the thread 404s prolly. I'll do this tomorrow again sometime keep your glazzys peeled.
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>>603149509
what's your first name?
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>>603149509

pussy pic before you leave?
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>>603149509

Ok, if you have to go. We could really have some fun though.
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>>603150018
This! Please pizzachan??!??!?!?!
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>>603149612

Pizza

>>603150018
>>603150760

My tight poozy
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>>603149509
Noooooooooooooooooo please don't gooooooooooooooo
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>>603130738

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg
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holy fucking shit this thread is still up?
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>>603151203
so nice! wow.
can we get a closup? :3
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Spread it open
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>>603151203
Let go of your junk and let's see the dick.
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>>603151203
Ok, I'm not sure that I'm convinced.....

And what is with all of the tools, totes, powder, ropes, clutter everywhere all over the floor?
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>>603152146
SHOW THE DICK!

SHOW THE DICK!

SHOW THE DICK!
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>>603130738
HEY OP, is your name saff white??
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>>603152352
are you fucking kidding me with this???
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lol /thread
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wait post a picture of the pizza please
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>>603151203

I just don't trust this pizza.
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See you tomorrow, saff
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>>603152936
did you faggots really buy her a pizza? bitch strips for /b/ but doesent buy food lol
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>>603152504
Why the fuck would I?!?! Yes or no
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spread it opennn
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>>603153101
newfag lol
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>>603153164
Lol, no.
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rolling for knife up the ass lolol
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>>603153310
what is my current location /b/tard?
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pussy closup before leave please pizzachan <3
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Give pics of the pizza pls.
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>>603153677
Get a girlfriendvfaggot lol
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it's a trap guys...let spiderman have his way with this thread
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>>603153060
>>603153682

The guy flaked on the pizza at the last second you guys :'( if you want to be my pizza daddy send me an email. Pizzchan101 at gmail.
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>>603153895
bitch please
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>>603153888
trips speaks the truth
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>>603153591
Just lurked; apparently you live in mid us. I don't believe you.
>"I'm 23"
There's no way you're 23.
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>>603133691
Perfect digorno
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>>603153895
give us some spread open closup and wwe'll buy you a fuckin famly pizza just for you!
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>>603153895
Goddamn someone send her pizza so I can see that sexy topping.
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>>603154027
officialy jon arbuckle thread
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>>603154181
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>>603153895
What time is it at your place madam?
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>>603152967
Nobody even noticed Loli-Chan in a Pizza-Chan thread?
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>>603146714
good on you. Keep it that way, niggers are disgusting. Sure they can be chill, but don't fuck them.
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>>603154347
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>>603146483

Is that you Sharice?
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>>603154417
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>>603154510
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Oh /b/, how you don't fail to amuse me. Acting like dicks and not giving this fine maiden her beloved pizza with pepperino and cheeze-its.
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>>603154570
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>>603154833
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>>603154920
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>>603154833
Get out of here white knight
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>>603154333

It's 4 am

>>603154413

Thanks dad

>>603154153

Ugh fine anon here's another pic of my poozy

My stomach = empty.
Pizzachan101 at gmail
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>>603133286
where's your belly button?
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>>603155030
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>>603155082
show us your pussy without you hiding your dick with your hand pls
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>>603155082
Blurry as fuck
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>>603155082
You're not fooling anyone. And honestly, with the current climate of /b/ you'd probably get about 50 pizzas by showing the penis.
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>>603155082
nicee but its so blurry... couldnt you do a closup, without the mirror? just your nice poozyyy :) that would be the best and a big win for everyone :3
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>>603155090

Hidden under my high waist skirt.

>>603155220

whatever do you mean anon?
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>>603130738
hey op what state do you reside in? if you say texas you're in luck
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>>603155095
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>>603155363
shut your whore mouth and show us your tiny penis
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Fine fine ill buy you the fucking pizza just stop it!
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>>603155363
spread eagle
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What's going on? Did Op get the pizza or not? Surely it should have arrived by now?
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>>603155363
You know damn well
show us that cock!!
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>>603155471
No don't, lets see how far she will go
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>>603155532
you said it fellow /r/oeer
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