Life hack thread?
If you are having a bad nosebleed, simply apply a tourniquet to your neck to help control blood loss.
>>603038023
Simple instructions
>>603039174
confirmed worked on little sister
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>>603040173
Moar pls
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>>603039174
You forgot to mention the bleach
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>>603039174
>implying girls these days care about taste
>implying anybody trying to get drunk cares about the taste of the alcohol
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>>603040489
but then you wont be able to read the text :(
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>>603039174
This makes mustard gas.
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>>603040226
How is that a lifehack? If you have one of those pots, you're already using it, but if you don't, then you can't.
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>>603041827
I'm just dumping what I have
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>>603039174
Great now all I need is to find a woman
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>>603040525
>implying people on this website seriously go to parties, let alone with girls who actually want to get drunk with them
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>>603042380
The point of that is them not knowing they're getting drunk.
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>>603040503
dont try this, it makes mustard gas.
This is the worst ylyl thread ever. Where's the banana?
>>603037669
kekd
>>603041581
>tfw using opengl & c++
>>603037669
flare bomb fantastic for birthday suprise
>>603040668
or don't miss the nail.
>wtf
>>603039174
The fact that i thought using that on my crush scare me
>>603040562
Wow, this actually seems legit (im a senior chem student)
>>603043544
>threaded pipes
>>603040888
trippin
>>603039174
>6oz of rum in 30oz liquig + bananas
>makes you blackout drunk in no time
yeah sure
buying a hooker would be cheaper
>>603041581
Löve masterrace!
>>603042123
Why would you spend so much on a keyboard?
>>603044161
wish i could understand what ingredients or instructions dude is talking about. would love to see a step by step with ingredient list
>>603041995
No longer works, just tried to make the best mousepad in human history but coupun is expired.
>>603045117
Plus no woman would sip such a strong drink, they can't handle liquor. Or the taste of it anyway, that's why they mix all sorts of shit in with it. Retarded idea overall.
>>603040503
You mean a America muffin
>>603046245
you mean an American muffin
>>603041273
As a 5'7" F, this is fucking stupid
>>603046474
I took out the N because niggers
>>603045610
ive found them on bluelight iirc and also deepweb book repositories. Basically unless you have lab grade equipment and access to alllll the controlled substances needed to make it you can't. It's interesting but really out of reach, that's why real LSD is losing popularity to 25i etc
>>603046625
Height won't fix your face
>>603043874
same for me /b/ro
>>603039174
Can someone unjerk and tell me what this actuallt does? It looks yummy
Lets not forget about the most important one of all
>>603047533
She looks like the second one if she can't handle ya huge dig fgt
Try this shit faggots
>>603047021
What are you? Seven?
>>603047807
holy fuck must play
>>603047342
I've made one long ago. It just hides the taste, not the smell.
>>603048666
so all it does is put a shit load of rum in a drink and you cant taste it?
Does it taste good?
>>603047807
Tried it once. Great game, although I'm shit at beer pong
>>603048666
Never done one of those, but maybe you can hide the smell if you put a few leaves (or whatever) of mint in it
nom nom nom
>>603041273
>tfw 5'10"
Did... Did I make it?
>>603047807
>tfw it's easier to be a nazi
>>603049443
looks fucking disgusting.
>>603040343
Haha! Enjoy having chipped glass in your beer.
>>603048666
satan himself
>>603049443
im sure this shit looks bad but tastes so fucking awesome
any cooking related ones? i moving out of the basement soon and i never learned to cook anything but spaghetti and steak
>>603049579
The Jews kinda lost that war.
>>603049579
Historically accurate.
>>603050377
>kinda
>>603046625
As a 3'11" M, tits or gtfo
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>>603041466
Someone seems to be butthurt
>>603050627
I just dumped what I had
>>603050543
this
>>603049443
Only watched the pics i got diabetes
>>603049964
Don't do this. It creates mustard gas
>>603039174
Now what do?
>dubs decides
>>603050599
sometimes i microwave left over fish at the office to torture my underlings with the stench while i close my office door
>>603051490
Get the confidence to get girls without any mind altering substances.
>>603040226
and its totally useless
typically hipster tip, put it in your ass and kill yourself homo
>>603041273
The look at the graph of high distribution. It's the same fucking thing. There are just more people who are 5"10 that 7"0.
>>603041273
OMFG THAT SHIT IS SO BETA
>>603041273
>Made by an angry short man
>>603049485
i think we did!
>>603042780
top kek basic boot camp knowledge as a life hack
>>603040840
Must be cuffing season
>>603039174
I don't want to fuck the bitch after she eats 6 or more bananas.
>>603052734
>le smug soldier face
Like everyone goes to boot camp you fucking retard.
>>603047533
Fucking this. Bend like a slut and take it.
Any anon got one about optimizing your torrent client for best speed?
>>603054635
Why would anyone need a waterproof controller? So you can play from the pool?
>>603054393
Is in thread. lurk faggot
>>603054635
Goddamnit anon, we're not some kind of applefags
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>>603049970
maximum gains food
>>603054953
So if you miss your piss bucket when playing battlefield you won't ruin your controller.
how to make tear gas/smoke bomb please
>>603041273
As a 5'7" homo male, this image doesn't bother me in the slightest.
>>603054635
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>>603055398
>being a console poorfag
>>603055199
Do show me where as I have been through the thread twice now and all I see is a torrent faq for fucking morons
>>603051404
Dear God
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>>603043874
Normalfags GTFO
>>603040832
then lick it off
>>603056001
That comment was unecessary. I use PC and was just making a joke, stop being so insecure and arrogant.
This happens all the time, PC users shout through the valleys how good PCs are when no one else gives a shit. You're why everyone hates us.
>>603051179
nice, looks like voronoi pattern
>>603056001
Go take a shower filthy pc-gaming neckbeard
>>603049073
>genetically modified
Ya know humans and every other biological thing on the planet qualifies as genetically modified. Really tired of seeing this term thrown around. I come to /b/ because you guys aren't like everyone else - or so I thought.
>>603056602
Genetically modified by HUMANS. It's assumed knowledge that you would be able to fill that in for yourself.
>>603056508
fuck off faggot
>>603050929
Wow, thanks anon, I never thought of it that way.
>>603057040
So you've now proven yourself to be a retard. I'm not surprised.
>>603049443
Putting the "less" in Cho"less"terol
>>603049579
Swastika needs to be tilted 45 degrees, otherwise it means something entirely different you fucking dumbasses.
>>603057488
It doesn't matter, it's clearly meant to be a swastika (hence the word NAZI being used). Intent matters more.
That's like saying if a man fails to kill someone, he shouldn't be punished.
>>603056001
>implying I own a console
>implying I couldn't afford one to go with my rig if I wanted to
>implying it wasn't simple curiosity
>being so insecure about yourself that you feel a constant need to degrade everyone at first glance to feel better about yourself
>>603057488
Also you could just look at it from a different angle, but it doesn't matter either way. So go be a retard somewhere else.
>>603056808
What is the difference between a human breeding vegetables, dogs or cattle versus evolution doing the same thing. Besides the adaptions for survival being forebode for the sake of improved taste and shelf life, there isn't one. If you are trying to get at lab modified genes being bad then you can eat a dick. There is 0 evidence pointing to any harm coming from consuming organisms that have had their genome edited in a lab. Saying gmos are bad or any different from "natural" products is equivocal to saying vaccines cause autism.
>>603057809
If you tilt the swastika 45 degrees on he table you lose the bozo buckets line.
>>603041466
It's true and you know it. But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>>603058252
I never said GMOs are inherently bad, I wasn't implying that they are by my comment.
>>603058571
>games are you have to live for
>>603058288
I don't know what a bozo bucket line is.
>>603041466
Fuck that shit, I own both. Can't say master race if you have only one of them.
>>603058715
but games is are I have to live for
>>603040525
>implying you drink socially
>>603058876
All of the cups in a line. When you restack the cups it's a shape you can pick...
Did you not go to college or something?
>>603058715
Games are to have for you live
>>603059023
>implying an implication
>>603059152
Not in America, no.
>>603040525
So you've never been pissed off you had to buy a chick an ineffective retardedly named shot like "buttery nipple" that costs 6 bucks and it just sugar?
>>603058584
You were refuting my comment on a picture that implied they are bad. Judging by the context of your comment, the implication was there.
>>603059350
.....And I'll awkwardly stand here and remember non-Americans exist again.
>>603058571
>games are you have to live for
>>603058571
>games are you have to live for
Wat
>>603059452
Yeah I didn't think about that.
>>603058571
>games are you have to live for
What is going on with this sentence
>>603058571
>games are you have to live for
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>>603059907
Holy shit he meant to say "games are ALL you have to live for". It's not hard to figure out.
>>603042380
Yeah we do you dumb ass. You really buy into that shit about literally every one of us being some basement dweller?
>>603051897
You're new, aren't you
>>603060035
That doesn't make him any less retarded.
>>603059667
ouch…. I just lost my buzz with that tid bit. Although…. jimmies are a bit rustled by this
>>603058571
games are you have to live for
>>603058571
>games are you have to live for
All my wat
What the fuck is going on
>>603058571
>FTFY
>>603058571
>games are you have to live for
>>603059857
So now what? Have you learned your lesson Todd? Are you going to try and test my euphoria again? Or will you just sulk in your rectal ruins?
>>603042379
Whoever uses these outdated mediums, needs to have their head examined.
>fix'd
>>60305857
>games are you have to live for
>>603037669
If you want to avoid boners stick a tampon up your ass and tie the string around your penis.
>>603041273
I'm 6'5 and my gf is 5'0. Can confirm that kissing is awkward. We can only really kiss while sitting or laying, which isn't that big a deal, but still.
>tfw that is a 16" difference between you and your gf
>>603058571
4u
>>603059857
Yeah shut up Todd.
>>603060813
who knows
>>603060256
No you're retarded because you can't figure shit like that out.
>>603058571
>games are you have to live for
So your a console fag and a retard
>>603061407
Just pick her up by her ass and french the bitch.
>>603037669
If you are feeling un-oxygenated, then use this simple hack: Flex your lung muscles in...then out, that way, air is delivered into your stream. You're hacking breathing!
>>603058571
>But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>>603058715 # >>603059753 # >>603059828 # >>603059907 # >>603060011 # >>603060433 # >>603060682 # >>603060863 # >>603061132 #
you are all mentally retarded. the face that your brain didn't make the connection proves can't deduct welfare
>>603058571
But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
this one takes a whole other level of autism
>>603061865
Go away.
>>603062083
I can make all the connections I need
But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>>603061350
Nice, first time on four channel?
>>603058571
>But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>>603062118
Lol no
>>603040343
this is trolling right?
>>603062083
>But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>>603062083
>the face that your brain didn't make the connection
>>603061427
Oh you guys!!! I feel so popular.
>603058571
>games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>>603041581
>unity
>Good
hahaha, nope. Sure, it's so easy any retard can make a game in it, but it's still shit.
And why is cryengine down in shit tier? It has better lighting, physics and destruction than most of these.
>>603058571
>But games are you have to live for
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>>603058571
>>603058571
>It's true and you know it. But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>games are you have to live for
>>603058571
I was actually just trolling guys
>>603058571
But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
I think your trying to hard
>>603040054
Phew! Well it's a good thing I don't live in the 20th century.
>>603058571
>>603058571
>But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>games are you have to live
>games are have to live
>game have to live
>game live
>live
>>603058571
Wtf
>>603058571
I feel privileged to have witnessed the birth of a fresh, dank maymay.
>>603058571
what the fuck am i reading
>>603058571
Ahahahaha
I'm stroking it so right now
>>603058571
This will forever be the trademark of any and all console movements
>>603039998
>ghostery
If you want your info sold go for it.
>>603051897
Hows going in your first day newfag?
>>603060863
>Games are you have to live for
>>603058571
>>603040489
mustard works good
and relish, mayonnaise, soft butter or barbecue sauce
i've used several over the years to keep tab of special place marks to annotate them separately - like ketchup for characters, mustard for places, mayo for action scenes, soft butter for key phrases, etc.
also provides convenient snack on those late night reading sessions
>>603051490
Nothing yet. Too soon
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>>603064126
>console movements?
what? like poop?
>>603058571
But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>>603049964
Is this legit?
>>603058571
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
>>603058571
> But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>>603064633
alright you ruined it
thanks asshole
>>603064813
Maybe this faggot can explain that to us >>603058571
>>603040343
0/10 - It should be open when she brings it to you.
>>603058571
have some tits nigga you made my day
>>603039675
Kek'd hard
>>603058571
>But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>>603058571
>But games are you have to live for
>>603058571
either
>samefag
or
>guaranteed replies
>>603064633
Topkeks
>>603064813
oh, this
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>>603050092
what kind of idiot doesnt know how to open a beer this way? never were camping or some shit?
>>603065174
Appreciate it m8
>>603058571
>>603065521
or
>But games are you have to live for
>>603051897
newfag detected.
This is now a Kat thread.
>>603058571
>But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
My mind just lost
>>603042812
Don't worry I have some ketchup powder to counter-act it
>>603058571
I just came
>>603058571
>games are you have to live for
>>603039174
tried it on my dog
dog is ded
>>603065521
Nah I just forgot the word "all" and everyone lost their shit.
>>603040276
Only downside, your bacon a shit
>>603065891
Fuck "But games are you have to live for huh faggot?"
This thread is now about Kat.
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>>603065970
Nice attempted derail faggot
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>>603040226
It's not a spoon holder. It's for hanging the pots on the wall so they take up less space on counter/in cupboards. LIFEHACK LMAO
>>603066400
Dubs confirm that this is now a Kat thread.
>>603040503
Did anyone think about making a few trollhacks like these and put them on 9gag? Then people accidentally kill themselves?
>>603066109
>But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>>603066503
I've got over 100 of these pics.
Am going to keep going till the image limit is reached.
>>603058571
>But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
>>603066641
moar
>>603066388
Wasn't me or my dank meme faghot
>>603066641
>Am going to keep going till the image limit is reached.
Nice try but you lost
to
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>>603066641
>>603066641
IMAGE LIMIT REACHED
DERAIL SUCCESSFUL
Please feel free to continue discussing Kat in this thread.
Captcha: autiz
someone archive this shit
>>603058571
>But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
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>>603058571
>But games are you have to live for huh faggot?
nigga wut
>>603064771
>thermohydrolically
yea it's legit