this whore is taking requests

>>603003441
brush out that matted fur ffs take care of your damn cat

show butthole

>>603003574
I would but she would attack the fuck out of me. I do what I can though as far as matted fur goes. On the rare occasions she is in a placid mood, she will let me use the scissors to cut it. She would never let me brush her.
>>603003582
butthole incoming

>>603003441
shoe in head

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>>603004828
10/10

KEK your cat has really funny facial expressions

>>603003441
Paw in anus

>>603003441
Treat it well, and give it some food :)

Toasting in epic bread.

Put socks on it.

>>603003574
I cut away her matted fur btw, anon. She is in a good enough mood right now that she let me do that. All is now well with her welfare so no worries.

>>603005276
THIS!!!

>>603003441
Well I'd ask to see her pussy but........

Lightly tie a string around her midsection.

>>603005276
Holy shit yes

feed it milk with a baby bottle or give it some alcohol

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She bites, guys... a lot. There's no way I could put sucks onto her feet.

>>603005859
>different ends of the spectrum

we just want socks

>>603005956
All the Sharpies you have.

>>603005956
>bites
>cant do socks

>lets see how many things I can shove up its ass

Just get to the shoving, that's your goal.
Obviously.

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>>603004828

>>603005956
3 Sharpies.

>>603006122
this

>>603005956
I thought you said she was in a good mood op you lieing to me?

>>603005956
why is your cat such an unfriendly beast? Take it to the pound and get another one.

>>603005956
>can't put socks
69 sharp
>op being op

>>603006217
>filename
>look on cat's face
lost so hard

>>603003441
a coffee can full of sharpies

Just release her in the wild.

>>603005966
i mean if he doesn't have a baby bottle then he must have a beer or something

also rolling for 27

>>603003441
entire bag of catnip

>>603003441
rolling for op to leave the poor fucking cat alone.

>hurr durr idk why she tries to scratch and bite me all the time.
It's because you're a fucking shit pet owner.

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turn ear inside out

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here she is licking her own clit. such a whore.

the sharpie thing might be unrealistic. does anybody have any requests for signs with timestamp?

>>603006598
reroll

>>603006641
he's right ya know.

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>>603003441

>>603003441

turn white

>>603006799
Your cats cute as fuck take care of the damn thing and treat it right.

>>603006641
re

>>603007006

reroll

Duct tape around head

>>603007084
she gets treated like a queen. she's more than okay. she just wanted to have me make this thread. she wants to know if you have any sign requests containing a timestamp

5 sharpie's, but up OP's pooper. cat must watch to quench her whore thirst.

>>603003441
Chase tail

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>>603007339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toY_RRuHu5U

>>603003441
Nibble ears with your lips pulled over teeth. Cats love this.

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>>603006799
sign request: "Mr. Fuggles ravaged my vagine."

>pic related, mr fuggles

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toasting in epic bread

>>603007696
kek

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>>603007838
he was a pimp. decimated the neighborhood pussy.

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>>603007838
good?

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>>603008384
he is pleased... for now.

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>>603008384
OH OH OH my turn.
>pic is Stewie

>>603003441
Comb with a brush or brush with a comb.

>>603008384
Write Sam Semett from JFZ skl likes cat pussay

>>603008889
"stewie ravaged my vagina?"

>>603009045
You could do that or do whatever you want. Will show to Stewie for approval. He is also 20 lbs so you can make fat jokes.

will do this after stewie's request.

please write exactly what you want the sign to say so the whore knows what to write down

>>603009521
Stewie's Submissive

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Bumping with pics of stew

>>603003441
That's a hairy pussy

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>>603009645

>>603010169
Cute! Thanks, he loves it and remembers the good old days.

>>603010169
lemme see some nip

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>sexy pose

>>603006217

And he wonders why she fucking bites...

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>>603010341
this. fuggles now needs some nip.

>>603010696
would do it but her hair is so long and thick that you can't see her utters

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>>603003441
dude your cat looks like my cat

>>603010894
lel oh shit. it definitely does. your cat's snout is a bit longer but other than that they look very very similar

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>>603004828

>>603006830
kek

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>>603011482
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>>603011218
Here another

I'm gonna bump cause cat's cute as fuck

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>>603011482
the look in those eyes

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>>603010169
say "hellboy is a little bitch. i'll teach that slut the street lyfe"

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>>603008384

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>>603012420
hitler-stache bump

Can you write "Sebastian Nørager"?

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>>603012420

>>603012642
kek

But it's not even Caturday ?

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best one yet

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>>603013149
fuck yes.

>>603013149
Write Sam Semett from JFZ skl likes cat pussay

>>603013381
everyday is caturday

>>603007696
The expressions it makes are golden.

>>603008813
Lol

>>603013427
OLEV ON TITS

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>>603013528

>>603011482
holy shit, did /b/ just get a new reaction pic?

i thought the days of OC were gone

>>603014465
Thanks OP! You made my week!

this has honestly been one of the better threads to pop up around here.
>you're the hero this site needs

This is lame.

>>603015375
your face is lame

>>603014465
Puneet Purohit likes giving cat anal

>>603015552
Please write this OP

>>603015537
Please don't be mad.

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>>603015735
already way ahead of you.

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>>603015375

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>>603005956
Why do people even have pets that attack you and shit?

Seriously how could you even grow to love an animal that barely tolerates your presence?

>>603015375
holy shit get aced by a pussy
>>603015883

>>603015883
write this op!

>>603015883
That's the most feminine handwriting i've seen in my life

>m'lady

>>603015883
Please write "Puneet Purohit likes giving cat anal"

Op is a faggot

>>603016363
qq

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>>603015552

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>>603006754
Sup bae

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OP, can you send a message to my cat, Toad? He hangs out too much with the dog, and I worry that he's not that into cats. He needs a message telling him pussy is where it's at.

put it in the microwave...for 20 mins

>>603016577
Karan Amin likes sniffing coke off my ass

>>603017182
omg so edgy. get off the internet. you're too hardcore

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>>603016577
not the requestor but thanks for delivery Mr. Pussy!

>>603017182
you joined in a bit late dumbass.
>2manyedgesbrah

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>>603003441
THE MEATHAMMER!!!!

>>603016577
Write this op "Karan Amin likes sniffing coke off my ass"

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some other stupid whore barged in, found all the signs, and started wondering where hers were at.

>>603017843
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams

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"I licked Ozzie's hairy pussy and I liked it."

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>>603017843
Throw the damn thing in the blender. Furry whore doesn't deserve to exist.

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>>603017843
totally more slutty. I can feel the grease on my keyboard.

fuck I love cheetos.

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>>603003441
your cat looks so similar to mine

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>>603018243
check my dubs

dumb

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>>603003441
A request with anything that has my cats name in it. Banksy.

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>>603003441
>Do Dis

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>>603017823

Turn off your computer/phone. Leave your cat alone and walk outside.

>>603003441
scotchtape some bacon on her back

>>603019611
not an animal abuser. just a regular /b/tard cat lover.

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>>603019234

>>603019142
>anything
that's pretty broad and i'm a pretty vulgar person so that may not turn out the way you like

why don't you give me something?

Write 'PantherLilly likes my huge cock'

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>>603020274

>>603020016
Call banksy a nigger.

>>603020724
Write "Kneel before your master, puny human."

Please write:

4chan mod's love to suck cat dicks with anal cream

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OP ... are you a grill? Please show me your kitty nips

this shipost is turning into 9gag

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>>603003441
Where are you from, pretty kitty?

>>603003441
what the fuck is a slutbag

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>>603020792

use 3 sharpies

>>603022823
reroll for this