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this whore is taking requests

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this whore is taking requests
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>>603003441
brush out that matted fur ffs take care of your damn cat
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show butthole
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>>603003574
I would but she would attack the fuck out of me. I do what I can though as far as matted fur goes. On the rare occasions she is in a placid mood, she will let me use the scissors to cut it. She would never let me brush her.
>>603003582
butthole incoming
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>>603003441
shoe in head
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shoe on head
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>>603004828
10/10
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KEK your cat has really funny facial expressions
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>>603003441
Paw in anus
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>>603003441
Treat it well, and give it some food :)
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Toasting in epic bread.
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Put socks on it.
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>>603003574
I cut away her matted fur btw, anon. She is in a good enough mood right now that she let me do that. All is now well with her welfare so no worries.
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>>603005276
THIS!!!
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>>603003441
Well I'd ask to see her pussy but........
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Lightly tie a string around her midsection.
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>>603005276
Holy shit yes
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feed it milk with a baby bottle or give it some alcohol
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She bites, guys... a lot. There's no way I could put sucks onto her feet.
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>>603005859
>different ends of the spectrum
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we just want socks
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>>603005956
All the Sharpies you have.
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>>603005956
>bites
>cant do socks

>lets see how many things I can shove up its ass

Just get to the shoving, that's your goal.
Obviously.
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>>603004828
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>>603005956
3 Sharpies.
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>>603006122
this
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>>603005956
I thought you said she was in a good mood op you lieing to me?
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>>603005956
why is your cat such an unfriendly beast? Take it to the pound and get another one.
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>>603005956
>can't put socks
69 sharp
>op being op
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>>603006217
>filename
>look on cat's face
lost so hard
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>>603003441
a coffee can full of sharpies
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Just release her in the wild.
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>>603005966
i mean if he doesn't have a baby bottle then he must have a beer or something

also rolling for 27
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>>603003441
entire bag of catnip
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>>603003441
rolling for op to leave the poor fucking cat alone.

>hurr durr idk why she tries to scratch and bite me all the time.
It's because you're a fucking shit pet owner.
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turn ear inside out
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here she is licking her own clit. such a whore.

the sharpie thing might be unrealistic. does anybody have any requests for signs with timestamp?
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>>603006598
reroll

>>603006641
he's right ya know.
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>>603003441
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>>603003441

turn white
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>>603006799
Your cats cute as fuck take care of the damn thing and treat it right.
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>>603006641
re
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>>603007006

reroll
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Duct tape around head
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>>603007084
she gets treated like a queen. she's more than okay. she just wanted to have me make this thread. she wants to know if you have any sign requests containing a timestamp
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5 sharpie's, but up OP's pooper. cat must watch to quench her whore thirst.
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>>603003441
Chase tail
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>>603007339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toY_RRuHu5U
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>>603003441
Nibble ears with your lips pulled over teeth. Cats love this.
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>>603006799
sign request: "Mr. Fuggles ravaged my vagine."

>pic related, mr fuggles
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toasting in epic bread
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>>603007696
kek
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>>603007838
he was a pimp. decimated the neighborhood pussy.
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>>603007838
good?
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>>603008384
he is pleased... for now.
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>>603008384
OH OH OH my turn.
>pic is Stewie
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>>603003441
Comb with a brush or brush with a comb.
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>>603008384
Write Sam Semett from JFZ skl likes cat pussay
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>>603008889
"stewie ravaged my vagina?"
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>>603009045
You could do that or do whatever you want. Will show to Stewie for approval. He is also 20 lbs so you can make fat jokes.
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will do this after stewie's request.

please write exactly what you want the sign to say so the whore knows what to write down
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>>603009521
Stewie's Submissive
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Bumping with pics of stew
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>>603003441
That's a hairy pussy
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>>603009645
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>>603010169
Cute! Thanks, he loves it and remembers the good old days.
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>>603010169
lemme see some nip
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>sexy pose
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>>603006217

And he wonders why she fucking bites...
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>>603010341
this. fuggles now needs some nip.
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>>603010696
would do it but her hair is so long and thick that you can't see her utters
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>>603003441
dude your cat looks like my cat
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>>603010894
lel oh shit. it definitely does. your cat's snout is a bit longer but other than that they look very very similar
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>>603004828
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>>603006830
kek
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>>603011482
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>603011218
Here another
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I'm gonna bump cause cat's cute as fuck
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>>603011482
the look in those eyes
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>>603010169
say "hellboy is a little bitch. i'll teach that slut the street lyfe"
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>>603008384
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>>603012420
hitler-stache bump
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Can you write "Sebastian Nørager"?
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>>603012420
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>>603012642
kek
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But it's not even Caturday ?
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best one yet
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>>603013149
fuck yes.
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>>603013149
Write Sam Semett from JFZ skl likes cat pussay
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>>603013381
everyday is caturday
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>>603007696
The expressions it makes are golden.
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>>603008813
Lol
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>>603013427
OLEV ON TITS
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>>603013528
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>>603011482
holy shit, did /b/ just get a new reaction pic?

i thought the days of OC were gone
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>>603014465
Thanks OP! You made my week!
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this has honestly been one of the better threads to pop up around here.
>you're the hero this site needs
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This is lame.
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>>603015375
your face is lame
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>>603014465
Puneet Purohit likes giving cat anal
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>>603015552
Please write this OP
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>>603015537
Please don't be mad.
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>>603015735
already way ahead of you.
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>>603015375
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>>603005956
Why do people even have pets that attack you and shit?

Seriously how could you even grow to love an animal that barely tolerates your presence?
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>>603015375
holy shit get aced by a pussy
>>603015883
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>>603015883
write this op!
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>>603015883
That's the most feminine handwriting i've seen in my life

>m'lady
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>>603015883
Please write "Puneet Purohit likes giving cat anal"
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Op is a faggot
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>>603016363
qq
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>>603015552
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>>603006754
Sup bae
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OP, can you send a message to my cat, Toad? He hangs out too much with the dog, and I worry that he's not that into cats. He needs a message telling him pussy is where it's at.
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put it in the microwave...for 20 mins
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>>603016577
Karan Amin likes sniffing coke off my ass
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>>603017182
omg so edgy. get off the internet. you're too hardcore
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>>603016577
not the requestor but thanks for delivery Mr. Pussy!
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>>603017182
you joined in a bit late dumbass.
>2manyedgesbrah
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>>603003441
THE MEATHAMMER!!!!
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>>603016577
Write this op "Karan Amin likes sniffing coke off my ass"
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some other stupid whore barged in, found all the signs, and started wondering where hers were at.
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>>603017843
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
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"I licked Ozzie's hairy pussy and I liked it."
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>>603017843
Throw the damn thing in the blender. Furry whore doesn't deserve to exist.
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>>603017843
totally more slutty. I can feel the grease on my keyboard.

fuck I love cheetos.
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>>603003441
your cat looks so similar to mine
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>>603018243
check my dubs
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dumb
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>>603003441
A request with anything that has my cats name in it. Banksy.
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>>603003441
>Do Dis
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>>603017823
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Turn off your computer/phone. Leave your cat alone and walk outside.
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>>603003441
scotchtape some bacon on her back
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>>603019611
not an animal abuser. just a regular /b/tard cat lover.
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>>603019234
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>>603019142
>anything
that's pretty broad and i'm a pretty vulgar person so that may not turn out the way you like

why don't you give me something?
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Write 'PantherLilly likes my huge cock'
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>>603020274
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>>603020016
Call banksy a nigger.
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>>603020724
Write "Kneel before your master, puny human."
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Please write:

4chan mod's love to suck cat dicks with anal cream
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OP ... are you a grill? Please show me your kitty nips
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this shipost is turning into 9gag
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>>603003441
Where are you from, pretty kitty?
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>>603003441
what the fuck is a slutbag
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>>603020792
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use 3 sharpies
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>>603022823
reroll for this
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