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>be me
>be gay
>have super Christian parents
>parents send me and my boyfriend Juan to prey the gay away camp
>we are loaded up on a buss and my mom tells me just to give it a chance while dad says nothing
>i'm packed on a buss with 50 something of the saltiest boys to ever fill my dreamboat
>we are driven to an airport and put onto a large cargo plane and given parachutes with cute bracelets
>"Why do we need these?"
>the man handing them out just smiles and says "don't drop em"
>i put mine on and go to sleep
>later i wake up to the sound of screaming and realize the planes back door is open and going nose up
>we all fall out like gay confetti into the sky
>most of us got to our parachutes. most of us.
>when we landed we found ourselves in a jungle and heard a loudspeaker somewhere far away tell us we have a 5 minute head start
>i was scared and ran looking for Juan while most of the queens just panicked
>that first opening salvo of gunfire and screams fills my soul on quiet nights
>i ran all night and slept in a tree
>the next day i saw a stylish scarf and was going to grab them when a bottom beat me to it and they exploded
>i understood now
>i threw away my stylish bracelet and learned to move quietly at twilight from tree to tree eating bugs and drinking dew
>I found Juan in a pitfall next to some moisturizer but didn't have time to mourn him
>after a month or so they called my name out and i was the last one left and could go home
>i approached camp slowly and saw they had a great spread
>tons of beer, football on the tv, a gun range with all the ammo you could use, steaks as thick as your wrist, girl on girl mud wrestling
>i looked down and saw a boner at seeing the now topless girls
>it had worked
>don't listen to what some people say, prey the gay away camps work
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