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How do I get stalin's hair without showing my hairdresser

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How do I get stalin's hair without showing my hairdresser a picture of stalin? If I google it all I find is fags with something similar but not this glorious hairdo.
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>>602839956
You're certain your hairdresser would recognize a young, dashing Stalin?
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What are the odds your hairdresser recognizes Stalin?
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>>602840153
the first I've thought too.
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This a pasta now?
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>>602840153
>>602840235
>>602840410
What if OP is a commie?
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Wow, that was fucking hard.
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>>602840778
You're not wrong
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1. He probably doesnt recognize anyway
2. who cares?
3. if he recognizes him just make a joke of it and play it cool
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>>602840504
>This a pasta now?
Yeah, Reddit>4chan>Top>All Time. First page. Not even trying...
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I would be proud to show a picture of our Suprem Leader Stalin.
Fucking fag
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You're welcome
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>>602841729
I think we have a winner here, OP
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yw
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>>602839956
I always wonder how such a likable guy could turn into the worst kind of dictator one could imagine.
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That should do it.
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>>602842325
"This creature softened my heart of stone. She died and with her died my last warm feelings for humanity." - Stalin on his wife's death
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>>602842325
prolly (in your case prole-ly) because political persuasion and personality are completely separate
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>>602842783
>Stalin has classic super villain background
>Is basically Mr Freeze
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>>602842783
That's...actually really depressing.

Why am I feeling sentiment for a dictator?
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>>602841729
beat me to it
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>>602843283
Because nationalistic propaganda makes everything seem black and white
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>>602841729
my sides
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>>602839956
Wow I didn't know stalin was such a handsome mofo.
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>>602841729
..god damn, Adolf!
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>>602843099
One arm drummer haha
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>>602839956
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>>602842783
Yeah, I know about Stalins life. In fact I liked him really much when I was a lot younger and a lot more stupid.

But still, I always wonder why he depended so much on his wife, and why his grief made him the monstrosity he was. It's really a interesting thing.
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>>602839956

stalin have been schitzo
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Don't be a faggot and get a mans haircut
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>>602845780
>One arm drummer
ohoho!!!! wrong band, but obv you could see the filename, so maybe you've realised that the harshness of a personality and their ideology are two separate entities...
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>>602842783
fuck thats sad
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Stalin was a monster but I'm not ashamed to admit he was a good looking bastard when he was younger
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>>602846988
One armed poster haha
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>>602839956
Show her this pic and say: A little more like the young Stalin please.
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>>602847511
>che guevara
your fascination with stalin goes no further than Che Guevara in the infamous t-shirt

don't worry, it doesn't get any easier when you finish middleschool
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>>602841729
Kek.
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>>602848650
Nigger what are you talking about? I was just being a dumbass. What the fuck does a Che Guevara T-shirt have to do with anything?
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>>step 1: suck a dick
>>step 2: become a faggot
>>step 3: learn gay words for hair styles
>>step 4: ???
>>step 5: Profit
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Tell her you want a Halop. She'll know what to do
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>>602849305
that the character you worship is as much a product that you've bought into as they are a valid contributor to the train of thought you pretend to ascribe to whilst hiding behind your crazy comfy first world ease
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>>602840871
hahahaha, exactly the same thing i was gonna do
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>implaying a hairdresser knows that this is staling
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>>602839956
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>>602850343
M8 I've no clue what you are talking about. I've got no opinion on any of this I just made a shitty joke about 80's bands.
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>>602850712
>hairdressers
>communism
>>>implying one doesn't reinforce the other
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