OK, I have a fantastic joke if you have a few mins to read.....

>>602776487
so, there's this young boy aged 15 and his dad is a multi-millionaire, a billionaire in fact - he's one of the riches people in the world.

It comes up to the boy's 16th birthday and the dad asks;
>"what do you want for your birthday, son?"
>"Can I have a plastic parrot please dad?"
>"OK, sure, but i am incredibly rich by the way, I can get you something more expensive..."
>"no thanks, a plastic parrot will do fine>"

>>602776739
on the boy's birthday, he get his plastic parrot and is really chuffed with it;
>"thanks, dad, this is the best birthday ever!"

>>602776487
Go on OP, I got a boner of this story.
I got a fetish on plastic parrots.

>>602776816
It comes up to the boy's 17th birthday and the dad asks him;
>"What would you like for your birthday, son?"
>"Could I have a whole box of plastic parrots?"
>"errrm, yeah, sure, but don't you want something a little more extravagant, seeing as I'm super rich, and all?"
>"no, no, a box of plastic parrots will do fine."

On his birthday, the boy gets his box of plastic parrots;
>"thanks dad, this is the best birthday ever"

yup

>>602777078
a box of plastic parrots..
>so horny right now

yup yup

>>602777078
So, it comes up to his 18th birthday. and the dad asks;
>"what do you want for your birthday, son?"
>"can I have a whole WAREHOUSE filled with plastic parrots?"
>yeah, sure, I thought you'd ask for something like that. Don't you want something else though as well, it is your 18th birthday after all. I could get you a car or something, anything you want."
>"No thanks, just get the plastic parrots please."

>>602777314
Warehouse of plastic parrots..
>about to cum

>>602777314
So on his birthday, his the boy's dad gives him the address to the warehouse and the boy's over the moon, but he also gives him the keys to a brand new Bentley Continental.
>"Thanks, dad, this is the best birthday ever!"
says the boy, and off he drives to his warehouse.

>>602777314
moar

I catch parrots with my foreskin

Please op I have to know what happens with the parrots!!

>>602777640
plastic parrots or real ones?

>>602776487
inb4 boy dies jokes never finishes

>I'm sorry, your son was killed in a car accident. The plastic parrot was an alcohol.

>>602777314
why doesnt he get a car shaped as a plastic parrot

So hard

>>602777504
Later that day, the dad gets a phone call;
>"hello, is that Mr. RichGuy?"
>"Speaking."
>I'm afraid I have some bad news to give you; I'm sorry to say that your son has been in a fatal car accident."
>ohshit. Really? what the fuck happened?"
>"well he was on his way to some warehouse and was driving a little too fast in anticipation it would seem, and he totalled the car. you need to come down to the hospital straight away, he's in a fatal condition."
>"OK, I'll be there as soon as I can."

>>602776487
>>602776487
In before I'll tell you dad... last breath.

>>602778058
where the fuck are the parrots you piece of shit

>>602778058
Ohh shit nigga

Moooooarr!!

>>602778058
in this ending he died for his love of plastic parrots.
he died for his dreams

this is a feels threat now.

>>602778303
Plastic parrors are awesome. I had one.

>>602778058
On his way to the hospital, the dad is filled with guilt.
>"Oh if only I hadn't bought him the car, he wouldn't be dying right now

He arrives at the hospital, finds his son...
>"how are you doing, son?"
>"I'm OK - they've given me loads of pills and injections to take the pain away"

they just sit there for a while, neither really knows what to say. after a time, the dad asks;
>"Look, I know this is a bit insensitive, with you dying an' all, but you have to tell me, what was with the plastic parrots?"
>"I don't mind, I know that it's a bit of a confusing obsession for others to understand. I'll explain everything if you just do one thing for me."
>"what's that, I'll do anything son..."
>"drive down to the warehouse and bring me just one plastic parrot, then all will be revealed"

So he drives off to the warehouse to pick up the parrot.

>>602776487
>fantastic joke

Please don't end with "check em".

>btw, check em.

>>602778752

check em

>>602778591
He arrives back at the hospital with the plastic parrot;
>"here you are son, the I've brought the parrot for you."
>"Aw, thanks, dad, this is the best birthday ever...."

they sit for a time again, the boy cradling the plastic parrot, tears of joy in his eyes until the dad can't wait any longer;
>"So then, tell me, what was it with all these plastic parrots?"

the boy wipes his eyes on the bed sheet and takes a deep breath;
>"well....it's hard to talk about really......you see....the thing is....."

and then he died.

>>602778858
you motherfucker

You fags can't get dubs only I can lel

>>602778567
I want one too.. All I have are some Tortillas here.

>>602778942
:3

>>602778591
this better b good, OP. I stayed in home only for this joke.

>>602778858
Didn't laugh.

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>>602778858
jokesuckedass/10

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>>602778858
mfw

>>602778957
nice try fagut

capcha: neDUB

>>602776487
All in all its the best Joke ever.
A lot people stayed here and waited for the best joke. OP is sitting in front of his computer and laughes his ass off, because of us. Thats awesome

>OP isn't a faggot today

>>602778858
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUNNIEST JOKE 2015

>>602779208
I would have typed it faster, but I was laughing oo hard as I typed

>>602778858
You master fucking troll!

>>602778858
Come on op, what happens next?

>>602779208
OP is always a faggot
>OP is a faggot

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