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>/military thread/ let's try to get a military thread

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>/military thread/

let's try to get a military thread going, any army /b/ros on here?

post country, age, where you served, stories, etc
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the netherland, 20 , dutch royal airsupport, havend been deployed yet.
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I plan on doing army ROTC next year. Any anons gone through it that can tell me what it's like?
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>>602566653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN2fFwetWGg
Have fun dying for oil , wall street and the Rothschild central banking system.
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Israel
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JDIF
i beat mudslimes on internet
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>/faggot thread/
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>>602567361
read a pamphlet you fucking pussy

US Army
27
Iraq (1 deployment)
Got BTFO so now I'm retired.
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>>602566653

Jihadi John
Mujahideen
ISIS Death Squad
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>>602566653
USA, 29, Army National Guard for 12 years. Did tour in Iraq, Afghanistan. No real stories. I didn't come back and hate all muslims like some fags do. I don't respect them, but they are just people we happen to be at war with. Seen a few dead bodies, both enemy and friend. Not really affected anymore. I use the military and my vet status to get free schooling. Gonna get my masters without ever going in debt, or hardly paying a dime. I'm not up my ass about my service, but in all honesty I do feel sorry for people that never served. It's an insane experience you can't gain any other way.

And for all you others thinking of joining, don't worry about the people that say "just another dead GI, died for corporate oil, can't live your own life".... those are people that either couldn't pass the mental part, or were too afraid to join. Keep your chin up, and enjoy the great benefits and stories you'll have for the rest of your life.
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Oh look, a parasite thread.
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>>602567573
Stay Euphoric.
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>>602567573
have fun supporting it for your long ass boring life.
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23
Active Duty Army
There I was, RC South, Afghanistan.
Damn satellite went out, couldn't get onto Facebook for like 4 days.
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>>602568323
Fucking kill yourself you little shit cunt.
If we were in the wild and you came face to face with me I would physically overpower you and rape you as you cry out begging me to stop.
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>>602568604
nothing tops the expensive fucking internet you had to buy in KAF that was slow as fuck anyway.
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>>602568892
I wouldn't know. I enjoyed sitting on that couch in the MWR watching shitty movies waiting for my turn. I sometimes miss that banana milk.
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>>602568280
>Seen a few dead bodies, both enemy and friend. Not really affected anymore.

why would seeing a dead body "affect" you?
they're dead so what?
I mean is this one of the things you welfare queens use as an excuse for saying you have ptsd?
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USA 11B and currently contemplating suicide due to Ft Polk garrison life.
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>>602569685
Lol. That tankers fw. Russians could fuck up a wet dream
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US Army, 22, served in Korea for 2 years. Getting out in 2 months.
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>>602566653
United States
78
Vietnam 1964-1965
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>>602570028
Nice subliminal image at 00:25, /b/ro
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>>602570491
So were you 28 when you served, or can't math?
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>>602566653
>U.S.
>25
>Lackland AFB→discharged during Basic
Year and half later
>Fort Sill, then Fort Bliss→discharged during AIT
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Army medic, did 1 year in korea, just reenlisted for 3 more. 3 years total so far, working to become an army nurse
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only faglords join the military
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>>602571251
So I assume you did your 20 years then?
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>>602570881
27 I enlisted in 1962. And was wounded in action in Bien Hoa in 1965.
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>>602570881
Wut
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>>602571399
i did fag boy, also checked
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>>602568720
jesus christ. Getting this fucking mad.
Enjoy your anger filled life, I'm off to go hang out with friends and enjoy my existence. Have fun fucking up your blood pressure and bitching about things that you can't control.
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>>602566653
The Netherlands, 23, served in Mali
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>>602566653

>See Military thread
>Click
>Army
>Can you be any more retarded?

Marines are the motherfucking goddamn elite warriors of the world, pic very fucking related
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>>602566653
Hey that's my old Division.

Served in the 3rd Squadron, 7th Cavalry - 3rd Infantry Division. We made the first run into baghdad in 2003 and I served another tour with them there in 2005.

Shit sucked. Love my infantry /b/ros
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>>602572295
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>>602571506
67, U.S., 173 Airborne. 66'- 68'. In 67' we took a hill in Kon Tum province. We left. They took it back. Wash rinse repeat.
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>>602572295
The Marines are filled with just as many fatbodied, pieces of shit as the Army
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>>602566653
That picture looks like it's straight out of Willhelm Tell.
Gesslerhut, anyone?
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>>602572295
Marines you mean the ones that protect ships all day.not even a real branch
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>>602568280
>those are people that either couldn't pass the mental part, or were too afraid to join.

Or they just weren't interested.
And afraid of what? ww3 that's going on ?
There's stupid and then there's ARMY stupid
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>>602572295
OP here. It's because I'm not from the US. My english is good, but the problem is that here we call everything "army" instead of "military".

>22
>Romania
>thinking of joining at 23
>not sure where yet
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56
U.S. Marine
Central America, early 80's
Thru a guy out of a helicopter once. Good times. Great coke.
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>>602567361
Kill yourself first. This country doesn't need anymore brainwashed patriot faggots who think their "Defending our Freedom". Fuck off you tenth grade autistic nigger.
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>>602573460
Such times. Many coke. much defenestrate.
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>>602573568
Meant to say they're* my bad.
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Thinking about going army and going to ranger school or coast guard and going into MSST, any thoughts?
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>>602572545
where's the WMD?
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>>602573568
You may not agree with what they do or why, but at least have some respect.
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>>602573572
Making the world free of communism one poor sad son of a bitch at a time. The guys we trained? Shit. No conscience what so ever. I drive a BMW now. So I guess there's that.
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>>602574483
Nah Fuck that. Fucking self absorbed god complex faggots. Every cunt I be met who was /is in the military think they're the most important member of society and without them America would fall to pieces. Army is 99% retards.
>Thinking fighting a war for oil is defending freedom.
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this is what the gooks think of your service protecting them
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Any one like the coast guard but me?
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>>602574917
I used to think like that too...BEFORE I went in. I went into Air Force, and you know what? I couldn't handle it. I had to leave, and 27 days after arriving at Lackland, that's exactly what I did. A year and a half later, I went into the Army, finished Basic, but was separated during AIT.

During that time, I realized two things.
>That the military isn't as easy nor as glorious as TV makes it look
and
>That it takes a lot of guts just to get through Basic
Newfound respect for the men and women in uniform.
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>>602566653
usa
23
NAVY PO2
Served in japan most of my time in just transfered to shore duty in virginia.
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>>602572545
>killing people in unlawful war
>proud
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>>602567009
bhahaha frikandellenleger
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>>602567361
Underage detected
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>>602575208
>lelno
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>>602572545
I find it hard to believe Marines browse 4chan... I'm currently applying, any feedback? General Advice? What MOS do you reccommend?

>20
>6'0"
>135lbs
>61 ASVAB AFQT score
>Above Average Psychometric and IQ(not bragging)
>One-time-felon when minor, but Recruiter said he'll take care of it and that the score and psychometric would help A LOT.
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>>602574917
>posts a wrestler
you have got to be fuckin kidding me
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>>602575208
Msrt teams don't actually do shit
...from a former msst boston bm
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>>602575222
Congratulations you fucking pussy.

Couldn't handle someone yelling at you faggot?
I did my four years and still think it's for brainwashed counts who think they're making a difference and that the Army does only good things.

Go back to the basement you fucking neckbeard.
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>>602575606
everybody gets down time bruh
>61 asvab
hope you like being a grunt
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>>602575606
You're going to hate your life no matter what MOS you choose so feel free to pick whichever one you want. Don't feel bullied into another by the recruiter, don't say anything during the moment of truth, blah blah blah.
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>>602566653
>Somalia
>23
>currently stationed in the captial
>Joined the army to help modernis and reform it
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>>602575606
maybe for the marines its above average.
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Hah, the military... so fucking silly. Also, atleast here in sweden, only the most autistic and fagy people join the fucking military, LOL
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>>602575811
It wasn't just the whole, 'being yelled at' aspect of it. Had to do more with, "wow..this is the real deal. This is the actual military" I was dealing with upon entering AIT. Keep in mind, I had finished the hardest part--Basic Training (Army)--so my reasoning for leaving was much more than someone who just left because they couldn't hack it.

But if you still feel this way, think of the countless soldiers who came before you, and did it with no complaints. Maybe you were kicked out? I've just never seen a vet this upset about their service.
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Argentina
25
Special forces

Currently working for the SIDE, well not sure now due to a new reform.
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>worked at a training base as a officers chef.
>got to know some of the new kids when they weren't getting harassed.
>some would eventually ship out
>lose contact
>they died in iraq

Rip
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>>602576406
topkek
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So do any of you army bros have any storries with the green barrettes?
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--
25
Unit was part of an operation to capture a JI commander hiding in area controlled by islamic separatists.

Cont.?
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>>602575606
>One-time-felon when minor, but Recruiter said he'll take care of it
they need many many idiots to be able to rule the world
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>>602576774
cont
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>>602566653
USA
19
Ft Bragg
place is shithole, why did i join /b/
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>>602577473
Useful idiot
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>>602576379
>Implying fighting a war so your country can gain oil fields/keep defense contractors employed is something to be proud of.

>Implying fighting in a country where no one wants you there is something to be proud of.

>Implying defending capitalism and not freedom is something to be proud of.

>getting PTSD fighting crazy sandniggers that are supported by almost all citizens that hate the United State more than anything.

>Implying being in a 25 year war is a respectable thing for a country to do. We've had boots ok the ground there since desert storm.

Fuck. The. Military. And all who "support the troops"
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>>602577962
Sounds like you've had a rough time. Ever thought about leaving the country? That's what I did for a few years after being discharged.
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>>602577962
Edgy faggot

Underage detected
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>>602566653
SPC Anon with the 208th TC reporting in!
Finished diagnostic pt test with 90% in all events and ready for april record APFT!
Im off to do my SSD1 sergeant!
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>>602576774
>deploy in the jungle just before dawn
>squad tasked to cover point team after capture of target.
>camps 100 meters from suspected target location
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Canada
20
Valcartier, QC
Only a private ain't got stories to tell, but i can pass the broom like a pro now
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>>602578241
>>602578570
Watch Restrepo, pretty much exactly its like there. Fuck that place.
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>22
>army reserve
>88m
>realized shouldve gone active after first year
> in the process of switching mos to 92m
>working on e-5 packet
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>>602576391

La ex side?
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>>602579175
I've seen it, nothing pretty. But still, that's where I belong, I feel. I mean, I made a commitment to this country and its people, but I left before I could even come close to fulfilling it.

Of course, keep in mind, I'm coming from a military family. Both parents are retired vets, and I have a number of relatives who either served, or are serving.
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>>602575606
6 feet and 135lbs?
pussy.
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>>602579568
Why do you feel like you or anyone belongs there? We're fighting for nothing.
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USA, 23, Afghanistan(was a fobbit there), currently Africa, shit work all the time full of only about 3 people that do work and everyone else fucks off. NCO's are too pussy to tell the people who don't do work because they pull out the stress bullshit and or cry like whiny bitches. Shits annoying seeing how this "great" army is full of little whiny crying fucking kids.
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>>602580158
Who cares? No one in the infantry asks why, they just want to kill motherfuckers. I never met a infantryman who gave a single fuck about politics or foreign relations.
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>>602580158
May-be, but do you know what it feels like? What it feels like to have your relatives, friends, and even enemies (from high and middle school) able to walk around in those uniforms with all types of medals, ribbons, and honors? Meanwhile, you're stuck with 2 DD-214's proving that you don't have what it takes to go 15 days beyond Basic Training. Being nothing more than a constant embarrassment to your family, and a never-ending disappointment to both your parents.

Do you know what it feels like? I deserved to have gone to that desert.
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>>602575606
6'0 135? You're fuckin skeleton mode /b/ro. Marinefag here good luck getting in with a felony.

Above average IQ but only a 61 on the asvab? I call either bullshit or autist. I'm probably half retarded and still scored an 88.

Long story short don't join. There's no war going on right now "peace time" marine corps is shit. Hit the gym and Wait for the next war
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>>602581339
>Long story short don't join. There's no war going on right now "peace time" marine corps is shit. Hit the gym and Wait for the next war
Solid advice.
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Military is for faggots.
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>>602580616
amen
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>>602577114
This idiot could beat your face in to a pulp and hang you from a light post on the street if you said that to my face bitch. You must be one of those retarded/autistismal fucks that have never seen the light of day from their mommy's basement, you have no goddamn idea what life is about or that not everyone in the world is born into an American working middle class suburban caucasian family with unlimited opportunities
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>>602580706
Dude Fuck that mindset. Theres nothing worse than that place. Don't think like that. Fucking get out, go to school, learn a trade, learn some shit. Write a song. It's a huge world, so more to see and do and so many people to meet.
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>>602568720
>You have probably never heard of me
Since every faggot and their grandmother spouts that name at the drop of a hat, I'd be surprised (and a little aroused) if someone had genuinely never heard of them.
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>>602579664
>Judging a book by it's cover
>Calling people names behind a computer screen
>You're doing it wrong, nigga
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Chair-Force here, used to work at AFN (yes, the commercials are shit) it's a great gig, get to meet all kinds of people and do the fun parts of most military jobs without ever being in any real danger. Kind of like celebrities in the local community because they hear my voice on the radio or see me on TV. Also get to meet actual celebrities and pretty much a "go anywhere I want" pass to just about anywhere on the base. Sadly, I'm now doing public affairs...
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>>602579081
Might not continue this after all. Got all sweaty and jittery trying to type it. I mean, turns out its different trying to narrate the events.
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>>602575224
Rate?
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>>602575606
bitch i join in 6'2", 135lbs, 82ASVAB
joined infantry cause who doesnt like to fuck shit up, dont be a sterotypical faggot and join marines because they are "cool", so what you're a marine? try paratrooper faggot, also grow some balls and join fag
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>>602581994
keep lifting bruh, don't think
pew pew pew
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>>602582883
It's alright, go have a drink and come back.
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military = welfare queen

stop leeching my tax dollars, there are plenty of real honorable jobs.
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>>602583144
damn it, meant for this guy >>602582693
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>>602583216
Once you get millions of niggers off of welfare I might accept that as an argument.
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>>602569495
A buddy of mine is at fort Polk right now with the 10th mountain
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Swedish ranger, two tours in afghanistan. 25
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>>602566653
USA
Army
Captain, Field Artillery
Iraq (twice) with the 82nd, Korea

Thought it would be fun, but ended up making PowerPoint slides all day. I really only look forward to PT anymore.
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>>602583379
>what those millions of niggers look like
Go fuck yourself faggot. Fucking nigger.
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>>602581994
Fuck of poolee like seriously your 135lbs at 6 feet tall you're not intimidating anyone. You're not even in the military yet and you're trying to act hard lol u don't rate shit, faggot. Fuck out of here
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>>602576124
And u rule the internet like a faglord.
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>>602575606
>61 on the ASVAB
>laughinggrills.jpg
To be fair though, someone's gotta flip rocks and mop rain, glad to have qualified individuals like yourself around.
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>>602583743
Is it true that they might get rid of deflections and just shoot off of azimuth? I've been hearing that through a lot of Chiefs and FDOs
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>>602584386
Plucked a nerve.
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>>602581339
>Skeleton mode - I know, poorfag here can barely afford food.
>Above average IQ but only 61 ASVAB - I got the copies of the tests around here somewhere, if you're patient I can sauce
>Don't join, marine corps is shit - try harder marine, I doubt there are worse things that living in an overpopulated, braindead, jobless state where you constantly fear your uncertain future and have to watch your fucking back on the streets so a homeless felon doesn't stab you with a sharp toothbrush just to steal $9 from you.
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19
Denmark
The Royal lifeguard
8 months deployment (obligatory)

Sucks hard ass. All we do is stand guard, wear uncomfortable uniforms, march around with gay ass music and polish our shoes. We never get to shoot our fucking riffle.

We are just there for the gay asian turist.
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>>602585085
You are not a troll. You aren't even up to that level. I'm not even mad. But facts are facts: You are a white nigger. The lowest sack of shit form of life on Gods green earth. And you can now fuck off.
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>>602584583
That's already the case for MLRS, but who gives a shit? It's still measured in mils. It's like saying left versus your nine o'clock.
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>>602582883
It's ok marine, you haven't taken your daily alcohol intake
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>Finland
>19
>artilleryman

got one story which I heard from my corporal:
>be this one guy camping in northern Finland just before the end of your service
>artilleryman like myself
>wants to try how far he can fire a cannon with increased gunpowder
>fires it
>this one farmer has just built a new barn to his yard
>little cannonman fires to farmers lands and ends up blowing up the barn
I dunno if the story true
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>>602584460
I'm not trying to intimidate anyone and I'm not fucking acting, neither am I claiming to be in the military. Are you retarded? Don't you have toilets to scrub, marine? GET THE FUCK OFF /b/, why are you even here?
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>>602567009
Licht Debiele Brigade joh? :P
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>>602587971
I hope the dude at least paid for the damage.
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>>602566653
9 month service in the german army starting october 2009, pretty rough basic training, followed by 1 month of doing drivers licence for trucks and tanks up to 30 tons, was stationed in hammelburg, largest german infantry base, drove a lot in trainings for afgahnistan. was a lot of fun after all. still miss that time, this was the most fun i have had in my life so far.. most people would not understand this i guess ^^
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Itt: low iq fags
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>>602588763
Lol okay tough guy go beat people's faces in and hang them from light posts or whatever you claim to do

I've humped packs heavier than you, fuckboy
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