Sorry guys, my mom almost backed out again, but I'm not

dude go fuckyourself , youre mentally unstable

I'm not giving you money, but I hope this is real because awesome.Your mom looks like a pile of bowling balls wrapped in leather jackets by the way.

>>602476640
fuck her in da butt

bumping for possible win

neat

Your moms tits look like saggy potatoes

>>602477524
you mean consoles

Too easy to fake a timestamp. Gonna need better proof this is real.

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>>602476935
You seem to forget where you are anon

Kind of looks like my mom's tits. I love em! Post moar!

>>602476640
>my mom
Implying you're not just an old hag pretending to wincest for cash. Suck dick or gtfo

>>602477795
post your moms

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>>602477795
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW

>>602476640
fuck her and post pics, then we will help you with lots of bitcoins

can someone give me some background as to what the fuck is going on here

>>602476640
>poor
>$600 icrap
Yeah, go beg somewhere else. Or at the least do a better job.

>>602477939
im with this guy

>>602476640

I'm not paying you shit for something that I can get anywhere else on the internet for free.

How does it feel to know that your mom is selling her dignity for a pittance? How does it feel that as a son you have failed your mother?

You disgust me.

i'll bite. but i'm not sending you shit until you can find a way to verify this is real.

>>602476640
Fucking disgusting

>>602476640
Ew, your mom looks really ugly.

>>602476640
nice tits m'lady!

try deepweb

just got here wtf is going on

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>>602477905
>>602477918

My Mom. Not going to post a face pic of her.

>>602478302
Not a gadamn thing
OP went back to sucking cock and thread is ded

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>>602476640

>>602478499
Bs post Moar

>>602478499
Look carefully at the original image OP, she is -10/10

>>602476935
Are you lost, son?

op serious question: how much to see your dick in her ass?

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>>602478598
You can think Bs if you want. Don't bother me.

>>602478499
I see a nipple. I am intreuged. Continue.

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>>602476640

>>602478760
>>602478499
How'd you get these?
Oh and moar.

>>602478760
Dump fagg don't fucking keep it all to yourself I wanna fap to

>>602478760
Please be trolling

She's definitely not a looker, but I'd still fuck her raw anyways.

>>602478912
its his fucking mom

Show her tits

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This thread sucks

If you live in colorado I will meet up with your mom and help you guys out.

Where are you OP? if you are nearby I might be able to help with your rent.

OP is lying. He's an ewhore from hackforums/leakforums, downloaded a lady's nude pack, faked timestamp with photoshop. Nice try, little kid.

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>>602476640
what are those codes for?

I would tit fuck her

will she suck your dick for rent?

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>>602478912
She's my mom, it's a long story. Not sure if anyone here cares about it.

>>602480292
of course we do she is fucking hot

>>602479074
Who else has pics of their mom in a sexy french maid costume?

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>>602480292
i care anon, please explain as you dump.

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>>602476640
bitch got them ghoul eyes

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>mom

probably to crack addicts looking to score, fuck off faggots no ones gonna give you shit.

>>602480292
you got any where we actually see her hooters?

>>602480292
I wanna hear it it. She looks like she'd be a slut in bed.

>>602476640
OP why are you dumping these? What's the back story

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>>602480442

Well, when I was younger, I used to get very shitty grades, she one day came to me dressed up sexy saying she was going to help me with my grades when I was about 12. Since my dad left us when I was just a baby, I was very close to my mom. She would wear sexy clothes, and if I did well, she'd let me play with her breasts, which are quite big.

>>602480292

I would very much like to hear why you have these kinds of pictures of your Mum.

>>602480292
Go on.....

>>602476640

Tx No: 8675309
Req: Shoe on head

Better deliver

where are you located op? general location. state, etc.

sharpie in pooper or gtfo

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>>602480853
Quite to say, playing with them was a treat for me. I was always fascinated with them. When I was a bit older, about 15, she was helping me write an essay, and I just was so tired, I ended up taking the computer in bed with me. She joined me. Being that close kind of turned me on. And I think she knew what she was doing.

We began sleeping in the same bed, but didn't do anything sexual until I was about 16. In a way I feel it is a curse, I don't know how to talk to women, but my mom has always been there for me, and she one day took a ton of pictures and left them on my laptop for me when she was going on a trip for work so that I wouldn't get bored, and well, these are them.

>>602480853
>>602481264
If this ends with "walk like dinosaur" I will murder you anon
just sayin

>>602481264
And.... what happened at 16?

>>602481264
post your poorly written erotica somewhere else faggot

>>602481400
>"walk like dinosaur"

Fucking newfag

>>602476640
Your mother?! WTF kind of people are on /b? O_o

>>602481682
you and op

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>>602481264
I'm now 27, my mom and I are still together, and sometimes I wonder am I doing the right thing?

I sometimes find it weird we can't act like a couple in public, and the whole taboo thing annoys me. But I feel like if I were to leave my mom, she'd be devastated since every guy she's been with has been shit. I feel I owe it to her to give her a good life with someone she loves and I love too. I just wish things were a bit different.

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>>602481264

>>602481682
fucking newfag

>>602481597
piss off

>>602480551
>being this beta
>can't even get his mom to send nudes
>this fucking guy

>>602481891
eat shit mongoloid

>>602480853
you're totally fucked in the head u and ur mom! I know there's some weird fuckers here... but there seem to be more here than im comfortable with

post pussy

More of this sexy old bitch

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>>602481812

y-you what anon?

I mean...

Got any of her pussy?

christ this place is literally the internets asshole

>>602481400

Might as well brace yourself anon, its inevitable.
http://youtu.be/83nFiPoSuzU

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>>602482226
welcome newfriend, you must be new here.

So, is your "mom" at the house with you right now?
And why are you scared to post her face. Her face is in the fucking first post.

Moar pics/stories.

>>602482226
New here?

can we walk the fucking dinosaur already?

>>602482226

Welcome to 4chan.

>>602482306
youre comfy with this shit cuz it aint u which im sure youre glad about

>>602482226
lel

>>602482004
>already found nudes of mom because she can't into computers
>don't need her to send them
>she used to walk around nude sometimes when i was younger
>fuck you

>>602482226
either you are new, or you are lacking in brain capacity

get your mom to post a bent over spread ass pic, and ill help pay your rent or whatever youre wanting, im drunk, got a fair bit of money to blow and think this is too fucked up and weird to pass up. put on a show, get that rent sorted.

atleast post nudes you nigger

>>602482327
You realize that OP left a long time ago and the
guy posting is somebody else right?

>>602476640
wtf my dick is fucking pulsating ive never been this hard in my life those are literally the best tits ive ever seen

>>602482226
then gtfo faggot

>>602482574
well its not cuz i dont have brains... im not the one who's fucking his mother. forget ever having a lifeline to remote normality OP

>>602481812
keep em coming

Before I worked as a counselor, I assumed 99/100 of these stories were b.s. erotica. Now everytime I read one I cringe because there really are a substantial number of moms who fuck their sons.

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>>602482327
>Being this retarded.

>>602482226
Give this guy a break, hes not new. He has been here since last summer.

are these motherless codes? because they aren't working

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>>602482226
Welcome

>>602482801
do rou rly believe it's his mother?

>>602482932
lol. no. this place has no redemptive qualities. what bothers me are the degenerates who dig this shit seem to live normal lives and live freely among the rest of the herd. fucking psychos

>>602478499
>not lemon pledge
>pleb

>>602483082
top kek

>>602482858
I don't see why it's considered so taboo.

The chance of an incest offspring being retarded or fucked up is pretty slim, and 1/1000 "normal" babies have down syndrome.

Honestly it's not a big deal scientifically, only society says it is.

Like pedos, y'know, what humans did for thousands of years because it's how it's supposed to be done.

>>602483204
>lol. no. this place has no redemptive qualities. what bothers me are the degenerates who dig this shit seem to live
normal lives and live freely among the rest of the herd. fucking psychos
Only reads playboy for the aritcles

>>602483204
>degenerates who dig this shit seem to live normal lives and live freely among the rest of the herd

And you're the lone special snowflake, aren't you?

>>602481812
>no cumshot pics
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

>>602483395
no really i want to see

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>>602482226

more op.

OP nowhere to be seen

This is not OP's mother. It's his daughter, you fucking freaks

>>602483431
newfag cant greentext, bet you cant triforce either.

I really really want more of these pics, and more stories from the guy posting them.

>>602483415
>because it's how it's supposed to be done.
You're a fucking idiot if you think society dictated or evolution programmed us to fuck our own offspring before they reached puberty.

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>>602483865
all yours, my friend. :)

goddamnit someone help me see these fucking pics

>>602483848
Totally admit fucking that all up. I typed "article" as well. But you did not notice that because you probably can't spell.

>>602484033
Fucking banana man

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>>602484033

>>602484225
I.... I... I'm just going to fucking kill myself because I've been diagnosed from terminal cancer

>>602484093
To be fair I stopped reading after you fucked up the green text. But go ahead insult my intelligence.

Dont care who it is, want more

ass too pls. futile to ask but gotta try.

>>602483415
>it's not a big deal scientifically
yep all of those biologists finding genetic issues with inbreeding and adaptive behaviors to prevent it are lying to our faces. they didn't use science at all

>fuck your mom all you want but wear a condom

>>602484491
Spiderman banana thread?

verlahh WWWDsK

>>602484517
Your intelligence is really lacking.

>>602484894
You forgot to tip your fedora, anon.

how do i use the links

>>602483204
>deviate from the norm
>fucking psychos

You sir are and idiot.

>>602485192
with your mouth

>>602485125
Some things need not be spelled out or pictured. Go eat a banana.

>>602483891
That's not what I meant.

I mean that fucking a girl right after she hit piberty was normal until a few hundred years ago, and I'm sure people fucked their own offspring quite more than they do now thousands of years ago.

Even though it's not techncally pedophilia, people nowadays consider a man or woman fucking someone that's under 18 a pedo.

>>602485418
>>602485125

>> Hi guise, were arguing on 4chan, and are massive faggots

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>>602482069

>>602485710
Arguing? Nah, I'm just very bored. I take nothing on this site personally,.

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>>602485418
>Some things need not be spelled out or pictured. Go eat a banana.

Banana Man thread

>>602485759
>missing pol and r9k faggots
what is this shit

>>602477086
Underrated post. I thoroughly enjoyed that.

>>602485821
ah ok, fair enough
im pretty bored too, that why im calling random anons faggots

>>602485895
That hurts, man

what the fuck are these links to

>>602484699
Like I said, inbreeding abnormalities are basically non existant. They might pop up if you keep doing so, but once isn't going to make the chances of a deformity that much higher.

For ex. Mom fucks son, mom gets preggo, the kid fucks someone non related and gets them preggo, the chances of deformity are pretty low.

But if that mom/son kid fucks the mom or say, sister of the son, the chances increase. If it keeps going, eventually every kid the family pops out will be retarded.

Face it, the human race only had 1 million people 3-5 thousand years ago, now we're sitting at 7 BILLION+

There was inbreeding involved whether you like it or not.

>>602486099
plz elaborate mr. dubs

>>602478895
Virgin detected

>>602486218
I'm gonna guess he's talking about OPs last few lines.

>>602480292
No, no one cares. She is fucking disgusting and I now want to gouge my eyes out with a hot spork because I can not unsee that garbage heap.

>>602486211
>Face it, the human race only had 1 million people 3-5 thousand years ago, now we're sitting at 7 BILLION+
Just look at America. Country was started with a handful of colonies and now what's their population?

Think about it.

>>602485937
pol didnt want the jew to steal his soul through the camera

>>602486378
oh,
yeah idk, it isnt a vola or motherless link.

OP is a faggot

>>602486378
this

WTF r these?

1DPvERLUm
yctuYeSkRpUvX
hDUxPzWWZbxH

Bullshit timestamp the work kek on her right tit

>>602486979
>>602486979
bitcoin

>>602486979
yea whata re theese?

this thread is lamer than i thought it would be...

>>602486979
It could be encryption to solve or some shit

>>602487220
LOL MUTHERFUCKER WANTS BITCOINS!
OP can go eat a dick

>>602487228
Yeah, it really went downhill from the beginning

>>602487298
>>hahah csi: Miami here

>>602481812
Dude, your mom is *stacked*. Damn. Is she hot too?

>>602487316
oh OK lol fuck that shit
let me dip my shit in his mom and ill give him some pennies other than that; get fucked OP

>>602486652
Exactly. It's unavoidable if you want your species to multiply and thrive.

I grew up in Oregon, and you can instantly tell if someone has been there since the oregon trail or is a Californian, etc.

The native oregonians all have this slightly retarded look about thwm, and usually are fat.

Thankfully about 10 years ago a bunch of hot californians moved in and made the population slightly less ugly.

>>602487316
Why does everyone always default to the "eat a dick" thing? Why cant OP ever eat anything nice, like a bowl of ice cream, or warm apple pie?

>>602486979
>>602487221
>>602487298
/b/'s user base just gets younger and younger, don't it.

>>602487471
I've lived in Oregon my entire life. I recall no mass migration of Californians.

>>602487390
haha i was just guessing

>>602486211
You don't understand genetics at all. It only takes a single generation to fuck up a child depending on the genes of the parents. If you've got an autosomal recessive disorder that runs in your family, the chances skyrocket for the child to have that disease even if it's only one kid one time. Don't spread your disgusting ignorance

>>602487566
Because OP is always a faggot. It's tradition, and you never fuck with traditions.

>>602486979
bitcoin wallet for donations

not sure why he didnt just link a paypal, id have given him a few bucks just for convincing his mom of this shit but I dont have money in my bitcoin wallet nor do i wanna go through the shit to do it

OP just get BTC yourself, you lazy fuck. It's not hard.

free-bitcoin-online dot blogspot dot com

>>602487566
check'd

and because ice cream is good.
OP has been a bad little faggot, and all he gets for dinner is a bag of dicks.

>>602487620
cunt i dont want to breed, i just want to fuck my 3 sisters and my niece and my aunty and my mom if she was still alive.

>>602476640
Presuming these are bitcoins, OP's prices are:

Pics $17/e

Videos $31/e

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>>602481264
>>602480853

I think that's heart warming. There is no love as pure and beautiful as this.

>>602487734
Was gonna flame for blogspot link but actually not bad, Anon. Kudos.

>>602487734
Have anything similar but for regular dolla? I can't into bitcoin.

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>>602481264
>>602480853
More stories pls.
Does she do anal? Any more lingerie?

Don't know if this is the hottests or most gay thing I have every read. Good for your op lol

>>602487620
Of course if you're family holds a bad gene there's a higher chance of it being in an offspring, but lots of peoples don't have bad genes or a certain hereditary gene that can cause problems.
>>602487596
I didn't mean a mass immigration, I'm just saying the last 20 years or so Oregon has had a lot more people out of states move there, who had babies that weren't fucking ugly.

When the first expedition to Oregon happened, IIRC, there was 300 or so males, and 60 or so women. Now imagine after 100-200 how many of them were related, maybe didn't know it, and fucked.

I'm my experience growing up there from 2000-2010 or so, about half of the people I saw or grew up with were either ugly, fat, or both.

>>602488116
Actually yes

clicks-for-cash dot blogspot dot com

You want my advice skip all the clickworker bullshit and use the 'three pronged technique'. Spamming shit makes decent money.

Also STP pays pretty good.

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>>602481812

I'd love to be you. You did the right thing. I had a dad who was violent with a short temper and always threatened me, oppressed me, bullied me, and just made my life a living hell. And he was mean to my mom all the time too. All I've ever wanted was him out of the picture so I could be alone with my mom so I could love her like he never could and treat her right like he never did. Not to mention my own life would've been so much better if he wasn't around. Our life would've been more bearable.

>>602488538
>dat three pronged technique
You beautiful, jew bastard

>>602477639
kek

>>602488538
what type of content should i be uploading?

>>602487941
>this nigga

>>602476640
How much to bang her?

>>602488984
Porn works best for me (FM says it doesn't like it but I've been doing it for a year and they've never minded). Then just upp screens to sites like imagefap etc and link to the main videos. Monetize all links, of course.

Mless is also good as you can post just about anything.

>>602476640
>.06 .11
You sound like you want fucking tf2 metal

>>602488984
Also had a lot of success with videos relating to christianity and shit. People on religious forums will download fucking anything of that nature.

>>602489395
>>602489578
thx, maybe by doing this, i wont be constantly broke all the time

>>602488870
Right? Fucking genius.

is op even here or is this even real he posted one fucking picture and thats it if he wants some money mother fucker better post more than that shit. and why didn't he just post a paypal link would've been ten times easier.

>>602490128
because OP stands on the age-long tradition of being a faggot

>>602490128
You havin trouble counting tonight anon?

>>602490055
No problem. What's good about it is that once you have a decent amount of content uploaded (and advertised on several forums) it's completely passive. And if you want a boost you can always spam the chans with material from some bullshit new fappening. During fappening 2.0 I made a little over 180 dollars in the space of a couple days just by posting links on /b/.

Never underestimate people's willingness to click anything that may lead to pronz.

>>602490128
Dude lurk moar.
this is now a "how to get free money" thread you dingus

>>602476640
IS SHE ALIVE?

>>602490304
No i don't faggot if your talking about the dude who posted his moms tits and his story of their incest and blah blah thats not op you nigger. He clearly specified in the first post "kind of looks like my moms" when asked to post his own moms he did he contributed more than that faggot ass op.

>>602486652
What are immigrants

>>602481812
sorry but that's completely fucked lol. REALLY REALLY bad and looked down upon. Yuck

>>602481682
>>602478199
>>602478579
>>602478199
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU

>>602490608
Additives to the already widely incestuous fuckfest that spawned modern day America.

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>>602490643
welcome newfriend

>>602490471
That... is actually a fucking good idea

post ending in 69 names my skyrim character

>>602488538
>>602489395
>>602489578
>>602490471
You are now the official king of Judaism, friend. Not bad.

>>602476640
This place is awesome. For all the slew of bullshit, this is the most legit place on the web