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Fuck you /b/ I just hid behind a bin for an hour With a fuckin

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Fuck you /b/
I just hid behind a bin for an hour
With a fuckin hedgehog in my pocket....
Cops were there somewhere... I assume they were looking for me, they scoured the area
I spent over an hour in a bush
because of /b/
I hate you
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But... is the hedgehog OK?
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>>602334267
the fuckin hedgehog seems fine, idk
It just went back to sleep
WHAT ABOUT ME
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what the fuck are you getting on about?
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>>602334383
Nobody cares about you asshat. Just make sure the hedgehog is okay.
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>>602334125
HAHA I DID THAT
I WAS THE ROLLER
And why were there cops looking for you? Because you put a hedgehog in a shop?
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that hedgehog a qt
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>>602334125
>comes to /b/ for advice
>trusts anons
>uses anons advice
>blames us
>be an hero
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Jesus Christ, is that hedgehog alright?
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>>602334488
These repeating digits require an answer. Time to update the assholes that just got here.
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>>602334125
k
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post more pics of the hedgehog
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>>602334125
>timestamp Hedgehog on head
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OP answer my question. >>602334689
where are you? Is it because I did this to you?!
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so I explain since you are all new to this thread...
I posted before about this
Winrar of trips said I place hedgepig amongst produce at local grocer and wait for someone to find it
I decide that I will then retrieve hedgepig and bring it home....
Absolute mega fail
I fumble tryna grab a fucking hedgepig in a bag at the supermarket
produce attendant is like "dude are you OK?"
I think fuck it he cool, "yea bro just doing a dare"
Rip out a hedgehog into some onions
He goes mental, Fucking runs into the store room....

..cont
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can someone tell me what happened? Why was OP hiding in a bush?
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>>602335288
lol please continue
also learn to greentext
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>>602335288
Dubs confirmed true.

No but for real, if you don't know how to take care of it. Let it go or give it away.
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>>602335288
Kek.
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>>602334125

Because animal cruelty and shop sabotage are a good idea IF some anonymous person on /b/ told you to do it.
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>>602334125
>>602334383
>>602335288
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>>602335413
>>602335288
Fuck you whatevs I'm now pretty drunk and dont care about doing a fuckin >

Story continued

It's a Pack n Save supermarket, I worked at one when I was 15, first job and shit
Produce dude dissapears into storeroom... I head on loudspeaker "Mr Fitz to produce department... Mr Fits to produce"
Oh fuck wtf shit I know what this mean
Mr Fitz= shit is going down, every person with a box cutter come here NOW

I fuckin bail, Shove hedgepig in my pants
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love it when op delivers.

good job.
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>>602335986
>Shove hedgepig in my pants
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>>602335986
>Shove hedgepig in my pants
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>>602335986
NZ brew?
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he probably though you were pulling shit out of your pants
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>>602335986
Kek gj mr fitz
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>>602335986
So I carried the fuckin hedgepig in a reuseable bag
now I shoved the fuckin cunt down my left pocket and bailed out the entrance with those anti-trolley spike things.
So I'm wearing USMC desert pants with deep pockets, story aside, they're fuckin sweet pants, however hedgepig sits at balls level
Some plain clothes fags are running toward the exit I just bailed out of...
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>>602335982
Wut?
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>>602336511
Surprised the poor thing hasn't died of stress.
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>>602336511
Go on
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>>602336511
dubs = truth.

Continue OP
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>>602335986
You dumb fucking kiwi cunt, where was this?
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aw I love hedgehogs they're adorable

good guy OP
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>>602336511
You're in Britain right
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>>602336511
K so I see cunts running and I bolt, with a fucking hedgepig in my pants, which hurts, lots
I run upstairs where I parked
Just as I get there, some security dudes are coming this way from far, I ditch behind a bin
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>>602336872
no NZ
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>>602336935
cont
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>>602336942
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>>602336511
Top kek. They probably thought you were fucking with the food in God knows what way
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>>602336847
except read his story first, poor fucking hedgehog
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Dude you stole Sonic?
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>>602336935
So long story short, I'm behind some big bins and I stay there with this fuckin hedgepig jabbing me

I hear security walking round talking about they didnt see a faggot with a hedgehog,

cops arrive
fml

they talk to security fags

walk around for a bit

go inside, leave the car

lookin at cams or somthing I dunno

I stay

They return, leave,

security wanders off..

I wait,

emerge, go to car,

boost it home

now...

I still have this cunt
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Hedgehog is adoreable 10/10 would love
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>>602337572
but why would they dislike you for grabbing a hedgehog?
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>>602337019
Where in NZ, gayboy? Let me see your hedgehog
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>>602337572
Where you at OP? If your near wellie you can put it on a boat and let him sail away down the road.
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>>602337572
you now have a pet hedgehog and the cops didn't get you

it;s a win win what's to complain about
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>>602337183
except look at the pics first
the hedgehog is clearly fine
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this shits all made up
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>>602337572
You're going to kill that hedghog you faggot.
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>>602337784
Fuckin mean, I'd come to watch that
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hedgehogs are my favorite and this is relevant: http://mashable.com/2015/03/06/rip-biddy-the-hedgehog/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

saddest news in a while
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Well at least you got a free pet and the little nigger seems to like you so let's name him?
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>>602337888
Trips is decided.
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Name it Quilliam huehueh
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>>602337578
Approved. Lovely thing.
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That little nigga's a hero now, shit this is the type of story you tell grandkids about and remember for the rest of your life
Really lucky night OP
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>>602337888
I still got it, sleepin like it was before, (pic related)

what do I do now?
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>>602338205
Give it milk and worms.
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>>602335288
Where the hell do you have to live for a hedgehog to just wander into your house?
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>>602338205
make a top hat out of paper and put it on. (better marker that shit black bitch)
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>>602338263
ah yea ill just pull some worms out my pantry
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>>602338205
Do it all again
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>>602338324
New Zealand
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>>602338375
Its been raining like nation wide should be easy as to find some. If not the petshop sell them and wingless flies.
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>>602338205
Keep em, he's a cool ass pet
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>>602337572
where did you get the hedgehog?
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>>602338205
Fucking keep that bitch, you now have an adorable as fuck hedgehog for a pet and a funny as fuck drunken story to go with it.
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>>602338443
Kek
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>>602337784
What boat sails on a road?
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>>602338103
Re roll
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FLING IT AT A WALL

RECORD

POST VID HERE
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>>602338610
>Hey cute hedgehog where did you get it
>You should hear the story that goes with it
>????
>Sploosh
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If you came in to my store at night with a hedgehog to put in the produce, we'd all help you find a better place for it. Like the managers desk.
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
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name it fuckn quilliam you faggot
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>>602338773
The normal kind when the road reveals its true form.

Shit load of surface flooding there ATM.
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>>602338205
if dubs you put your ballsack on the hedgepig. pic and timestamp
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>>602338853
You mean the pork isle.
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>>602338443
So close to winrar
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YOU HAVE A HEDGEHOG AND ARE COMPLAINING FUCK YOU OP I AM HEDGEHOGLESS AND ANGRY ABOUT IT
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>>602338924
fuck you im so fuckin smashed drunk I'll do it anyway
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>>602334125
Are hedgehogs indigenous to NZ or are the a British import?
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>>602339062
Fuck your dickhole with the hedgehog's spines. You fucking won't, you d-nuts pussy faggot.
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>>602338205
Keep your hedgepig. Now you have something to keep you company OP
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>>602338610
This.

Today was an epic day for OP, I see no fail here
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Voting that OP puts some type of miniature hat on it
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>>602339175
Import
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>>602338844
Go home Kevin, it's homework time and momma is waiting for you
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Use its cute hedgehog face and the awesome backstory to score some slash.Ultimate wingman.
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Put a hat on it with "Sonic" written on it
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>>602339183
this, you d-nuts
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>>602339447
its actually bed time but whatever
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>>602339337
rolling for cute hat OP
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>>602338858
holy shit
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>>602339183
Fuck you I did
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>>602339734
That's your balls, not hedgehog spines in your dickhole
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>>602339734
>>602339734
Why are your balls fucking purple?
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based hedgepig
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>>602339734
OP you fucknut.Let it go.No one fucked up enough to teabag a hedgehog should be allowed to keep one.Let that guy go.Take him to a pet store.
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>>602339890
Shadows, you fucking retard
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>>602339734
I can't tell which one is the hedgehog
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>>602339888
Ohh shit trips
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THIS FUCKIN THREAD
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>>602339956
>hedgehog
>pet store

top fucking kek, you dumb nob
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>>602339890
It's pretty fucked up lighting, also hurt lots

>>602339956
pet store
>wild animal

OK
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>>602337990

Trips names the hedgepig.
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>>602339969
Yeah... sure. We'll go with that.
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dubs get for cute hat!
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>>602339734
Looks like a fat pussy that someone stretched out the labia
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>>602337572
>>602337572
Now he's your pet and you have a brilliant how we got together story
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>>602339734
I can already see that hedgehog's fate right now.

>be me innocent hedgehog
>lost inside strangers home
>stranger lock's me away
>hidden in darkness hot, hungry, scared
>I see the light
>forever sex slave to stranger
>forced to do his bidding or starve to death
>wish I could be an hero.
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>>602340119
yea loads have asked for a cute hat

I'm down to give it one, how the fuck do I do it?
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Paper hat
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Truly your story has been underrated OP.

Now, dubs for hat for qt3.14 hedgepig!
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Op make a hat
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>>602339888
Trips say fuck the spikes
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>>602340273
win, OK I have a ream of paper, see wtf I can make
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>>602339888
put 'em in ur cock
put 'em in ur cock
put 'em in ur cock
put 'em in ur cock
put 'em in ur cock
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>>602339969
what is that some kind of infection? hope i dont have shadows
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>>602339888
TRIPS
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>>602339888
Trips started all this, lets have trips put an end to it too
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>>602334125
I have never been so confused by a post on /b/, and that is really saying a lot. In fact, I don't think I've ever been this confused by anything, period.
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Somebody archive this shit.
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>>602337572
Burn it alive OP
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>>602340379
>>602339888
>>602339734
Come on, OP
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>>602339734
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>>602340629
>thats DS reference though
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>>602339956
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>>602335986
>shove hedgepig into my pants
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count the hedge pigs spikes, trust me you have to
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Name it Onion. Write Onion on hat.
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>>602340923
Fuck off, there's heaps

Also how the fuck do you make a paper hat.. I dunno?
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>>602334125
what the fuck did i miss here i was surfing all night and, i did not see this shit
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>>602341084
Cleanse it with Fire OP... It's seen too much. Search your soul, you know it to be true.
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Name it Dr. Bacon Garlic-Arms.
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>>602341084
Have you even fed or watered the poor thing?
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>>602341151
yeah somebody report why this happened i dont understand
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>>602341246
Feed it flame - broiled hedgehog.
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OP must go on more epic Sanic adventures and post them here so I can finish my book.
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>>602334125
Did you feed him yet OP?
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>>602336511
The hedgehog is pretty qt. Find out how to keep him alive and keep
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Hey OP, here are the rules for tending with your hedgehog

Bonding With Your Hedgehog

Introduction

>Bonding with your hedgehog helps to create an attachment between you and your pet.

>The more the attachment develops between you and your hedgehog the more you will grow to love and enjoy your pet.

>Bonding does require effort, persistence, and an understanding of hedgehogs for the strongest attachment bonds.

>Hedgehogs have poor eyesight so using its other senses will increase bonding effectiveness.

This is you're only chance, don't fuck this up
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>>602341246
nah it came in at mid afternoon so it just wanted to sleep since its nocturnal

the shit house hat I made is shit, what do I do with this hedgepig?
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>>602341417
Fuck all that gay shit.

Just have a beer with him, fight him and get him laid. That's how ya bond.
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>>602341417
Replace hedgehog with any other animal it works pretty much the same way.
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>>602341509
Let it go or put it out of it's misery. You're clearly a shitty parent going to 4chan for advice...
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>>602341509
He's your sidekick, now. You have to keep him, nigga.
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>>602338205
Love it you faggot
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>>602341509
When he wakes up just give him water and maybe a little bread then release him back in the wild.
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>>602341509
dude i got idea you go to a mcdicks and, you put it in some kids happy meal
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>>602341509
Give him a lil smooch, Get your piggest cloth and staple it in half so its a pouch, find a small box and put a small saucer and put water then get a tiny bowl with kitty food in it. Make him all happy and shit, name him, and keep the lil dude forever
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>>602341509
if dubs you murderer it in cold blood
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>>602341509
Give it to a pet store,or whatever fucking brits have.It'll die in the wild and itll die in your shitty care.
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7/10 hat
8/10 for effort while drunk

hedgehog 10/10 cuteness

OP surprisingly not a faggot, 10/10 has delivard
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>>602341631
>parent
>catches a hedgepig while fucking drunk
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>>602341509
>hedgehog
Get him some water, unsalted nuts and some mealworms. Holy fuck man, feed the thing.
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>>602341771
It's a wild hedgie retard
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>>602341771
roll
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best kiwi on 4chan
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dubs and you rape it through the mouth
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>>602341771
Hes not British mate he may be ethnically but certainly not nationally.
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>>602341880
>implying that matters
Are you really that fucking stupid?
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>>602341509
Let it go. Cherish it's memory forever, and let it continue on its way.
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07/03/15 Trollan Hedgepig nevar forget
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sanic closeup pls op
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THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQOz9lmDvNw
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>>602341832
Rolling for this
>Feed the fucker
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OK well everyone yelling to feed it like it's gonna die or some shit, I only had the cunt for 5 hours

So it's night time now and his dad might be out roaming in my yard,

Someone called me brit fag, I'm New Zealand fag

wow OK I type this and it yawns between my arms and starts to wander...
pic update omw
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>>602334125
Why the fuck haven't you posted a pic with you licking it
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>>602341509
- cat or dogfood
+ eggs (cooked)
+ oatmeal
=
best thing for hedgedog ever
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>>602342262
You're in too deep. Murder is the only way OP.....
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>>602342254
>[fast]
Lost my shit.
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>>602342262
Love it the way your dad never did
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>>602342262
>chrome
>WMP
/g/ reporting in to call you a shit tier pleb
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>>602342262

BETTER FEED IT BEFORE SOMEONE DECIDES TO DOX YOU
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>>602342262
The only issue i think you have now is that hegehogs are endangered/protecyed or some shit here. So you cant keep em as pets.

But i dont know shit really so who knows. Just give it some milk or somethin.
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>>602342262
Name it Odin and use it to pick up chicks, somehow.
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>>602342262
New Zealanders are just the pussier version of Australians.
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>>602342004
How does that not matter idiot? It's wild, It wandered in, OP can wander it's spiky ass back out and it'll be perfectly fine.
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If dubs, you wear the hedgehog as a cup
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>>602334125
i missed what happened. what /b/ told you? why did you do it?
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Feed it catfood, the canned shit. Milk or bread will fucking kill it
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>>602342520
Actualy disregard that theyre pests.
http://www.doc.govt.nz/conservation/threats-and-impacts/animal-pests/animal-pests-a-z/hedgehogs/

Looks like you got a pet now.
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>>602342520
Neither. They are pests here.
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>>602342568
>baby hedgehog on its own separated from its parents in the wild
niggas gonna die
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>>602342550
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I'm kinda amazed how calm that wild hedgehog has been through all this, tbh
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Maybe I should just fuckin shoot the cunt?
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>>602342930
OP fucking drugged it with NyQuill
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>>602342780
This, though you should just let it go
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Ooosh cunt, I'm 18 working at pak n save bro...
Fark wish that happened at my store, I would've cracked up watching you gap it.
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>>602342984
Maybe you could take 2 seconds to go to your door and let it go outside? Stupid cunt
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>>602342984
just put it outside and go to bed
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>>602342984

pls no
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Quads says I kill
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Hey OP, feed it something from here.
http://hedgehogcare.org/food-diet/

You gana keep it, or set it free later?
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>>602341509
put a condom over it
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>>602343115
pls no
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>>602335875
you should leave
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>>602343115
Yeah do it nigga
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>>602342984
Just let the poor thing go. No one asked for this faggot.
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>>602342984
End it's pain OP
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>>602342984
sure, it deserves it

pls take pics of shooting
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>>602343115
Dont be a fuckin maori show some respect for your English relative.
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>>602341084
Oi faggot, trips said to put a spike in your dickhole.
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>>602342984
drown it in the sink
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>>602342550
Rumbles cunt
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>>602343115
kill it
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>>602343115
Don't kill it you cunt.
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>>602343115
Pretty sure you were trying to find a reason to kill it in the first place
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>>602342984
chop it's head off
>>
>>602343115
What type of pussy rifle is that? A .22?
>>
>>602342984
It's all its fault, this fucking hedgehog is the cause of all your problems. Shoot it! You know it's the only way to end your pain.
>>
>>602343115
3333 for no kill
>faggot
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>>602343115
Shoot the fucker
>>
Let the qt go.
>>
>>602342883
Literally the feud between aussies and kiwis
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>>602343115
DOOO ITTT
>>
>>602343323
Almost kill faggot
>>
roll! Rooll!
>>
>>602343115
do it
>>
>>602343115
Don't ruin this, fag
>>
>>602343115
no killerino operino
>>
Hey OP. I heard the hedgepig SNITCHED!

SHOOT THE FUCKER
>>
>>602343115
threads gonna 404 b4 4444 anyway
>>
>>602342262
look at your girly fucking nails
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>>602343115
Kill that garden pig and we'll fucking find you cunt
Feed and release
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lol well that split the audience

>pls no

>Chop its head off

without trips it gets set free into the night to reunite with its daddy that lives in my back yard
>>
>>602343115
Ow bro ow, don't be a fuckin faggot our, my mongrel cuzzies will b doxin you dox, think u a skuxx fulla for shooting a random hogpig kuuuunt. Oosh 420 cuz, just let da bro, out ow.

Just like they should let my bro
Tamanuaki Whakoata out of jail ow.
>>
Free Hedgepig 2015
>>
YOU CANNOT LEAVE ANY WITNESSES OP TIE UP THE LOOSE END
>>
>>602343422
Fuck quads dubs have spoken
>>
>>602339956
>this
I was in that thread with the cat....
>>
>>602343419
Chris?
>>
If quads you keep it as a pet and take care of it to the best of your knowledge and ability, 100%
>>
>>602342984
fuck it, like the 888 anon said, then kill it.
>>
>>602342984
Fuck you I'll find you and cut your dick off if you kill that hedgehog
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>>602338610
Obviously this you fucking retard, if you do anything besides this your just a stupid cunt.
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Check em - end it
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>>602339447
That wasn't Kevin, but this is
>>
if trips, let the dad inside too
>>
>>602343422
DUBS CONFIRM TRUTH

THE FUCKER SNITCHED
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>>602343473
#FreeHedgepig2015
>>
It's gonna die now. Repeating digits and you release it
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>>602343460
KILL IT
>>
check end!
>>
Find the dad and keep them both in a giant cage for the rest of their lives
>>
>>602343115
Quads say fuck the hedgehog in its tiny litle hedgehog ass/pussy, then kill it.
>>
Nigga y u so savage
>>
>>602343472
Oooooosh weeeeeeeeee. Representing the mungrilz kuuuunt.

Free Tamanuaki Whakoata!
>>
I bet OP lives in Auckland the faggot.
>>
Just take care of it TAKE CARE OF IT
>>
release the fucker, it has suffered enough
>>
>>602343681
underrated post
>>
FINISH HIM!
>>
Cum on it!
>>
>>602342984
no u went to far now to just kill the fker keep him best memories
>>
>>602343460
>>602337888
>>602339888
first one, then the other
>>
>>602343643
Only you
>>
These dubs say release with care

check em!
>>
>>602343564
#FreeHeadgepig2k15
>>
>>602343460
Srs what pussy rifle was that?
If large caliber I may vote for kill
>>
Check for kill
>>
>>602343460
murder it
>>
>>602343676
Plot twist, You live in Auckland. Fagerino
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>>602338885
Trips
Do it~
>>
>>602343769
Man is right. It's fate has been sealed OP. Time to deliver.
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>>602343788
Check'd
>>
>>602343788
Dubs must be obeyed!
>>
>>602343788

winrar
>>
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>>602343788
checked
>>
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name him sonic and care for it until it dies of old age
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>>602343736
>le underated faec
shitloads of people here support it being free, fuck off with this underrated post shit on posts that aren't underrated
#FreeHedgepig2015
>>
Just fucking do something OP I got 3rd shift in an hour stop wasting our time fucking nerd kill it or let it go for fucks sakes
>>
>>602343472
>>
set it free
>>
>>602343788
wtf?
>>
GOD SAVE THE HEDGEHOG OF GLORY!

HEDGEHOG!


HEDGEHOG!
HEDGEHOG!
HEDGEHOG!
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LET HIM GO OP
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Hold him up in the air to the lion king song as you set him free
>>
Do something already
>>
just dont
>>
>>602343861
>tfw too broke to live anywhere
>>
I THINK HE KILLED IT.
>>
>>602343921
Fuck off faggot we're on the same team obviously
>>
>>602343422
>>602343788
I got dubs first and I say kill the nigger
>>
Voting for hedgepig bath. Make him float on his back.
>>
Release his soul OP.... set his soul free and you satisfy both camps.
>>
FREE THE PIG
FREE THE PIG
FREE THE PIG
FREE THE PIG
FREE THE PIG
FREE THE PIG
>>
PUT THEM IN YOUR FUCKING DICK, THEN PUT YOUR DICK IN IT. THEN CUM.

At the very least, jizz on it
>>
>>602344046
>you'll

oh my...
>>
freeeeeeeeeedoooooom
>>
BOUNCE THAT FUCK OFF A WALL
>>
#FREEHEDGEPIG2015
>>
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You all are fuckin unimaginative plebs

>>602343803
.177

You guys suck balls
I'm just gonna biff the cunt in the garden and he can live there...
wastin my time
His dad will prob run him out of my garden and onto the road eventually but I dunno, a chance at least
>>
>>602344110
yeah but stop fagging up the team, fag
>>
Lolwtf this thread
>>
flush it down toilet
>>
>>602344189
You're too pussy to do it.
>>
>>602343460
Jump on it
>>
>>602344114
You never called dubs though.

Set him free! Freehedgepig2015
>>
HANDS UP, FREE THE PIG
>>
>>602344189
Blow its head off
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>>602344189
Don't fucking do it, faggot. Wait until quads.
>>
shoot yourself in the foot, and then kill the cunt
>>
>>602344201
Nothing wrong with being gay
>>
EAT THE LITTE PRICKLY MOTHER FUCKER
>>
trips says fuck it
>>
>>602343446
kek
>>
>be me
>be outside
>starts raining
>find shelter with hairless monkey
>seems cool, doesn't do much
>put in bag
>get shoved in some shitty smelling foodstuffs
>thrown into monkey's crotch, confused
>hear yelling as monkey runs, stab him so he'll stop

fml
>>
>>602344338
nigger
>>
FREE HEDGEHOG
>>
>>602344338
NIGGER!
>>
>>602341509

If you're going to keep him then hedgehogs love cat food, but you've put him through enough trauma, wait til it gets dark and let the poor thing go
>>
>>602344338
nigger
>>
>>602342550
I'm sorry, Australia currently holds which world cups? Have you forgotten about last week already?
>>
>>602344338
Cracker
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>find dad
>mutilate dad and post pics
>feed to lilhedger
>>
>>602344189
>clash of clans
I knew you were a fuckin nerd
>>
>>602344189
Set it free, don't be a nigger. Thing is cute as fuck.
>>
LET MY PIGGIE GO
>>
>>602344189
Be free hedgehog
>>
>>602343919
Dude.. I need more shit like this
>>
>>602344338
You little fucking nigger
>>
Vote for kill. These cunts are pests and fucking SCREAM. It'll be funny as fuck when OP fails and someone calls the cops after hearing a gunshot and screaming.
>>
>>602344189
pussy faggot op keep the litle fucker go on retarded adventures with him and make threads about it 10/10
>>
>>602344265
pussy to do what?

>>602344269
what for?

>>602344338
lol dude wants kill
>>
If Trips kill it
>>
Make a obstacle course for him and at the end put your cock with some of its favourite food as its prize
>>
>>602344444
damn nigger
>>
>>602344444
>>602344444
QUINTS SAYS KILL
>>
>>602344444
wasted
>>
>>602344046
ahahahahha

recommended listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc
>>
>>602344189
Don't kill it. It deserves more than death by pellet gun. If it was a .270 or 30-06 then maybe...
>>
>>602344444
fuck you op
>>
>>602344408
you need jesus, and someone to stuff the hedgepig in ur anal cavity faggot.
>>
pls no kill
>>
THEY'RE PESTS!
>>
>>602344444
oh shit rip litle nigger
>>
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>>602344444
nice
>>
>>602344447
Well you kinda got it....
>>
Quads say live and let live!
>>
>>602344444
Are you fucking kidding me right now
>>
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>>602344444
>>
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>>602344424
longer version
>>
>>602344338
Niger
>>
SOMEBODY FREE THE HEDGEPIG
>>
dont fucking do it nigger
>>
trips kill it
>>
>>602344444
HOLY SHIT QUINTS
>>
>>602344447

HOLY SHIT OP!!!! HOLY SHIT.
>>
>>602344528
They didn't say kill it. They didn't say anything actually
>>
>all these newfags not knowing about gets

let me grab one and ill get quads in a bit
>>
trips kill it with a book
>>
>>602344659
someone archive this shit
>>
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>>602344444
>>
>>602344718
https://4archive.org/b/thread/602334125#p602343897
>>
>>602344695
I didn't say 'kill it', I said 'kill'.

And you can't deny that the quints say kill.
>>
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>>602344701
what a badass
>>
OP FAILED TO DELIVER
>>
trips for freedom!
>>
>>602344718
Fuck you nigger you archive it
>>
FREE THE BUSH BOAR
>>
>>602344444
Come on, kill it or fuck it. Just do something.
>>
>>602343115
Pls no
>>
KILL THE BITCH
>>
Trips say free Sonic!
>>
singles for freedom.
>>
>>602344651
Shut up man.
>>
FREE THE HEDGEPIG !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>602344444
they eat native birds eggs, you can't just let it go. they're evil. kill. kill. kill
>>
DON'T DO IT OP
>>
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FREE
FREE
FREE
HEDGEPIG
>>
pls kill
>>
trips were got, kill it OP
>>
LET HIM GO YOU FUCKER
>>
OP PLEASE CONFIRM STATUS
>>
>>602344888

what did trips say?
>>
Raise it you pussy.
>>
>>602344444
wow... errrr... fuck, got quints
what the fuck does I do now
>>
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>>602343460
Most animals wont take back babies that have the smell of human on it...pet store, keep it, or kill it. i vote 3. it will starve and be shunned by its parents IF they find him.
>>
>>602345000
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>602345000
DO IT, OP

THE HEAVENS COMMAND YOU
>>
>>602345000
trips got for kill twice OP dont fag out now
>>
>>602345000
THESE ARE NOT THE TRIPS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR, KEEP SCROLLING.
>>
>>602344784
You also said 'pussy' and 'for' in the same post, but he's not going to shove the little fuck in 4 pussies is he?
>>
>>602345000
FUCK.

SANIC NOOOOOOOO
>>
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I just farted poop
>>
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>>602345000
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
>>
>>602345000
Trips have spoken
>>
>>602344975
Yeah cos there's gonna be a kiwi nest in OPs garden
Compared to possums, hedgehogs do barely any damage, hell even vets will take them in and heal them if they can, free of charge
also #freegardenpig2k15
>>
Trips confirm the kill must do
>>
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>>602345038
hedgepig is in bed
>>
>>602345085
Let it go OP
>>
>>602345000
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
HAHAHAAHA SPLATTER THE FUCKER
>>
>>602345000
Pop it in the skull OP
>>
WAIT use it as a tool to get nudes off grillz, it would be funny to threaten to kill it on omegle or someshit and post reactions
>>
>>602345000

Trips have spoken OP.
>>
>>602345091
That's bullshit. It's not actually true at all
>>
>>602345118
>for
>4

That argument proves how retarded you are.
>>
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nobody got quads yet
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mama mia let him go
>>
>>602345218
I love you OP.
>>
FREE HEDGEPIG
>>
>>602342254
kek
>>
You are that hedgehog. You will one day live to be that hedgehog. It may not be in the next life, it may not be in the one after that, but it will happen. You can set yourself free, or you can shoot yourself. Your choice.
>>
>>602345000
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>
i vote for killing OP
>>
>>602345218
>>602345000
>>
>>602345237
>>602345255
FUCK YOU AND YOU ESPECIALLY

HAVE A HEART OP LET THE POOR FUCK GO
>>
>>602345091
That size and looking at its appearance, it's a yearling, it will be able to survive fine on its own
FREE THE PIG
>>
>>602344996

This is the same dude that got all bummed when he got made fun of for dancing right?
>>
kill it like a juden
>>
fuck op ill drive down and take care of it for you, dont kill it.
>>
>>602345199
They arnt even real pests. Only problem is they eat what other birds eat. Till I have kiwi nesting in my garden the hedgehogs can roam free.
>>
SHOOT IT
>>
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>>602342254
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