Rekt thread, I'll get this show started.

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bootin

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I logic therefore I am a robot.

>>602323187
Ow, fuck
>>602323355
Jesus fuck. Nice dubs

>>602323839
Fuck you. People are one thing, animals are another you piece of shit.

>>602324137
Yeah for real.
Nothing justifies killing animals, not even doing it to Doom music.

>>602323722
>looks at file name
>Ellipses

That's a fucking koala, man.

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>>602324137

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>>602324484
And thinking you're edgy.

>>602324643
I just don't understand why someone would voluntarily do this to themselves. can anyone help me understand?

>>602324951
Autoerotic asphyxiation.

Should I turn on webm sound for these threads?

>>602325144
Maybe?

>>602325132
Like David Carradine?

>>602325132
Yes, I know it's a thing. I still don't understand WHY. What is the reason they are aroused by it?

>>602325329
That's what I hear.

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>>602325144
Why wouldn't you? Then you're able to hear yourself breathe.

>>602325329
Why are you aroused by tits and dicks?

>>602324951
Some people get off from being released and the fresh air filling their lungs. Some people get off from pressure. Some people are necrophiliacs.

>>602325516
I don't breathe audibly. I do hear a constant ringing, though.

>>602325593
Man I dunno. I was just looking for a reason, like a chemical process in the brain or something.

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>>602324469
i know. it's supposed to be misleading

>>602325692
THIS makes more sense. Thanks anon.

>>602325516
Sauce

>>602324137
I don't know, when i blow my nose, 1000s of bacteria die. I walk through a field, i run the risk of stepping on insects without thinking twice. Are those not animals? Who cares, dogs and cats are stupid. Love the people around you and hope they don't keep reproducing us into extinction.

>>602326045
I just have an issue with glorifying the death of something that doesn't have a basic concept of morality.

>>602325787
Auto erotic asphyxiation intensifies an orgasm by
a lot. (i don't now the specifics}

>>602326072
Why does his face get blurred after the fun starts? I can't believe someone blurred his face and THEN released the video.

>>602324643

Sauce?

>>602326045
There's a certain element to intelligence and self-awareness. People know better, animals don't. It's one thing if animals get stepped on of if humans kill other humans. But who fucking cares if you saved roadkill to your hard drive.

>>602326197
I think you have an issue with cruelty. the way the animals die is what gets to you. If you saw humans being put in cages and burned alive, you'd react the same.

>>602326045
>1000s of bacteria die

no they dont. they get stuck in your tissue or hanky or whatever

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>>602326405
I had nothing to do with that.

>>602326045
deliberately killing or torturing shows you're a fucking pussy. oh, you wanna kill something? yeah go kill that fucking animal that trusts and respects you more than your fucking faggot ass ever could

>>602326248
You can basically get yourself 'high' by self-asphyxiation. Cutting off oxygen to the brain causes chemical functions to slow and stop. So when oxygen returns all that endorphin kicks in at once.

>>602326756
Bump

>>602324616
Fucking kek

>>602326298
This was partly the fault of the guy who t-boned the speeding car. You still need to look before you cross an intersection, since believing in the traffic lights is not foolproof.

>>602326914
Found the neckbeard that's too weak for society. kek

I really see the animal killings as a sort of redundancy. It happens, people are fucked up. "Oooh, edgy." I walk down my street every morning and see the same thing, who cares.

>>602326767
thank you anon

>>602328198
Keks for file name.

>>602326072
horrible way to go, his lungs are obviously crushed, he died of suffocation.

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Any nerds beating the shit out of each other?