New soul reading thread last one got full.

>>602143618
Old thread link?

>>602143734
>>602129689

>>602143618
Read me nigga

>>602143618

Baphometfag here. I'm still feeling off but I think rubbing one out will help. LSD reader is currently reading about what may be going on. Please don't all post at once, being overwhelmed is what fucked me up last thread.

Read me

>>602143618
So, tell me something about me that could interest me.

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>>602143618
Would you kindly read me?

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Read my SOUL

>>602144267
OP, read me please. You gave me a warning about not getting sucked into a woman's plans? Do I have any admirers? What should I be wary of? Any big events in my future? Will I ever meet anyone good 4 me?

>>602144267
I was the skeptical guy near the end of the last thread. Still skeptical. Feel free to get to me when you can. Looking for current state reading, proportionality of balance, whatever the fuck you think you can read.

>>602143618
op here i made this new thread for Baphometfag. he ca give you a reading

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Come at me /b/to!

>>602144016
there are alot of troubled people on this site who may actually be seeking meaningful advice. spouting whatever bullshit could be harmful.

>>602144109
ah so you admit that noone should take you seriously, that's all i wanted to hear. gnight.

>>602144463
stay skeptical my friend

>>602144267
give me a reading please

why not, try me out!

>>602143618
Read me already

idk what this is supposed to be like but try to guess what I'm like.

>>602144267
What about her?

>>602144611
Why would you care about harm done to other people, I guess only underaged people could believe this shit.

Try me

I think an idea of what you are going to say.

I know the answers but i still feel the need to ask questions.

Baphometfag is feeling off might not get a reading so be patient.

Op is 14.

Not an insult as everyone else is on here too...fuck me running

>>602144938
why would i not care

>>602145022
14 ? How would you know ?

>>602145089
You are here. Thats why, man.

Read me please

>>602144267
Extremely skeptical, try and make me a believer OP?

Read me!

Question: Should I do psychedelics if I have a history of PTSD and chronic anxiety? The only things I've done are pot and extasy.

>>602144611
Why are you so afraid? Not of soul readings, not of spirituality, but in general? You seem very afraid, but your pride is so inflated that all you can do to cope with the constant, underlying fear is to harass people online, since that fear keeps you from doing anything real. I'm sorry, anon. It gets better.

read me please

>>602143618
DO ME OP

>>602144611
*tips fedora*

>>602143618
please read my soul OP,

its my only dream

>>602143618
My soul would enjoy a reading.

>>602145542
im getting images of a forrest of somesort and a woman ? Familiar ?

>>602145434
The ptsd sends up red flags, I wouldn't risk a bad trip.

God damnit guys

I'm drawing a complete fucking blank. So is LSD reader. I'll make a new thread on sunday evening, LSD reader will be in it too. Keep the thread alive while I beat off. That may help.

>>602145434
Definitely wouldn't recommend it. I suffer from anxiety and frequent panic attacks from a bad trip/drug induced psychosis that I faced from weed alone. The feeling of being out of control like that has fucked me up for life, so I can't imagine how psychedelics would go for someone with pre-existing anxiety.

>>602144267
>>602144267
Read me

******************************LSD READER ONBOARD****************************

>>602145460
That's a fantastic analysis.

>>602145715
Your fears are gripping too tightly. Release them. What are your doubts in it? Meditate on this and ask yourself if they're really founded

>>602145434
Yes. Psilocybin and LSD are both very strongly linked to treating PTSD long term as well as being known to stop all kinds of addictions, halt depression, and broaden one's view of life.

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>>602145894
bumping then

>>602146384
Lsdbro can you do me

>>602145354
Still waiting.

Give me a reading, kind sir

What should I do to make my life worth living again? Or rather what should I focus on to improve myself without increasing my ego?

>>602143618
I need a reading. Life is not so good for me right now. Please help!

send me acid and i can read myself ;)

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Read my soul, based on this image.

OP if youre still here could you please read me. Something big is gonna happen today and I wanna see if you can get it. Thanks.

>>602143618
Read me

May I have a reading, if you're feeling up for it?
Cheers.

>>602143618
Read meh

Youre overwhelmed?? Youre not a fuckin messiah. You should've precisely picked questions. But you got blinded by other ignorance. And now you're gonna beat off? Lol that'll help?? I doubt it. How about emptying your mind. I dont believe you. And there are people actually looking for this enlightenment, and this help that you think youre giving them. I dont believe you. Share your actual knowledge about the universe and existing and the frequencies in our life. Give us some of that. Instead of doing these fucking readings, share your knowledge, these readings arent doing anything be more general about it. Share universal knowledge it'll probably help ALOT more. Check out that sacred geometry

Baphometfag here. I'm feeling better about it.

I'm gonna smoke and start readings. I tend to be better with advice and future, while LSD reader is great with soul readings, so ask away, friends.

******************************LSD READER ONBOARD****************************

>>602146618
Become more in tune with your soul and align your chakras. You'll see a massive improvement in almost every part of your life.

>>602146454
You have the head of a shark in my third eye. Stick with your ring of people, if you don't have one, get one. No more than 3 others. This will make you most comfortable and they will most likely be around for a very long time. However, I also sense a totally disconnected higher conscious. Meditate on that.

>>602145205
im here bc i do care..wtf are you talking about

>>602145460
you have no idea what i do or who i am lol nice ad hom attack, shouldnt have expected anything more from you. youre no better than a tv evangelist so get off your high horse. this subject is important to me thats why im here.

i used to be indoctrinated like you, used to seek seek seek for meaning and purpose. the only fear i have is that people continue to suffer needlessly searching for a cure from suffering.

since im just getting ad homd and not receiving any meaningful replys to justify this nonsense im out.

>>602144267
You the same guy from yesterday? He told me the birds will tell something. Elaborate on this.

>>602147514
Hey bro, it's Baphometfag. I'm the sharks head. Text me about it

>>602144267
Read me please.

>>602147562
Yes sir I am.

I really have no idea. Meditate on it. Look at birds. Apply it to your life.

Everybody, respond to me for a futureish, advice reading, respond to LSD reader for soul stuff. Or both of us.

Please reply to this post for a reading. I'm very sorry about the wait, guys.

>>602147553
Your reply got significantly less thought out and less legible. I think I struck a nerve. Goodnight, anon. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.

i have no idea what any of this is.
can someone explain?
it looks really interesting.

>>602148037
May I have a reading?

>>602143618

So am I the return of christ or not?

>>602147487
>>602147514
Still waiting on that reading.

******************************LSD READER OUT****************************

Next time, my brothers!

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>>602148037
>i really have no idea

Mfw

Baphometfag here. All readings are the property of baphomet. Please give feedback, it's appreciated.

>>602148242
Yes, you may.

You seem very polite. I'd be more assertive. This coming week bares some meaning, not sure what. Seize the day. If there's a girl, walk through fear and talk to her.

>>602148240
Baphometfag here. Not sure how LSD reader does it.

I essentially look at your post, sometimes things immediately come unto my head, otherwise I pray and Meditate and I get an image and immediately feelings come up towards the image and I tell it to you.

>>602148489
Take a step back from your life and look at it and yourself. Do you like it? If not, change it.


>>602148585
You'll be missed bro

>>602148769
Thats actually pretty interesting and now im curious
ive never had a reading or have had any part of something like this before so being in this thread topic is something im completely indifferent to

>>602148765
I don't. It's up to you to apply it.

>>602148037
may i please i have a reading as well?

>>602149338
I tell this to a lot of people, but you seem pretty normal, but get your favorite childhood cartoon, some cereal, some hot chocolate, a girl if you have one, make a blanket fort, eat cereal, drink hot chocolate. Be happy, anon.

>>602148769
Thanks, mate. I'll work on the assertive part - I realize that I do let myself get thrown around a lot and tell people that I don't mind.

>>602148489
>>602148769
That's it? fortune cookie crap? Okay fine.

I haven't "changed my life" because I'm getting what I need, and now and then I get what I want. I see no reason to change.

>>602149705
Good man. Start minding. Get confident in yourself. You're worth it.

>>602149793
Don't get what you need

Get what you want.

You want in depth?

Read more. books offer more wisdom than school. Avoid people who drag you down. It's not rocket science. People love you. You're not going to change the world with that attitude, though.

>>602143618
If you're still on, read me anon!

>>602150019
That's not in depth. You're using vagueness to try and bait responses out of people in order to paint a picture with their own information. That's how "TV psychics" do it and that's what you're doing now.

Thoroughly unconvinced. Next you're going to make up an excuse as to why you're not going to continue trying, or perhaps exclaim that my aggressiveness is a sign that you "struck a nerve."

>>602147487
how does my future look, anon?

>>602144267
Read?

>>602150647
There's always one. Calm your tits, nigger. You're forgetting that you came here. You can leave just as easily if you're dissatisfied. I'm not the guy doing the readings, but you're really just shitposting at this point.

Baphometfag here.

>>602150036
I like you. You have a quirky vibe. I wish the best for you. You seem like you have a nice future, maybe you'll settle down soon. I hope you're very happy.

>>602150647
Dude, okay. I guess you're kinda right. But keep an open mind, ya know? When I'm on my game, none if them are vague and they're all right.

>>602150716
Dark. You probably have a vice. You need to cut it out asap. It will be your downfall.

>>602150806
Never settle. You can change the world. Tomorrow there's gonna be a beautiful person. You fucking talk to them. Don't be a bitch. It's cool in the end.

>>602151561
Thank you, my friend.

>>602151859
can you read me please?

>>602151859
Master read please

>>602151561
Clearly you don't understand the meaning of shitposting. Just because I'm not falling for BS and sucking his cock like most idiots, does not make it shitposting. I gave it a chance and it was utter shit. Oh, and you individually can blow me, read >>602151859
>Dude, okay. I guess you're kinda right. But keep an open mind, ya know? When I'm on my game, none if them are vague and they're all right.


>>602151859
Some people get fooled and enjoy it, even take comfort from it. I'm just not one of those, and I'm not easily fooled. At least, compared to some people.

>>602152061
ive been waiting since last thread

>>602152219
Alright, sorry I tried to talk to you like a rational human being. Why are you so angry? I never said to believe anything, I never judged you for being skeptical. I simply said you don't have to be an ass, but I see you're determined. You need to work on your people skills. I don't care whether or not we agree, I was just hoping you could be civil. Guess I forgot where I was.

>>602152061
Get her off your mind. She isn't worth it.

>>602152096
I saw 3 dots. Don't know what that meant. They swirled into the face of a tiger. Beware of tigers lmao

>>602152740
Lol thanks masta

>>602152674
You certainly did you stupid fuck.

>>602143618
Read me, thy fortuneteller

>>602151859
Can you read my vibes?

>>602152740
Read me meeeee

Connect our minds and release

>>602144267
i know,
;)

>>602152885
I feel like you have some psychic shit going on. I saw a lot of fractals. I'd keep the ones you love close to you. Never know when they'll be gone.

>>602152927
I think that they care about you more than you seem to think.

>>602152956
The power that you hold is truly astounding. Beware of people who come in groups of three. They aren't your friends.

>>602153108
Did you just feel something? That was me.

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>>602152879

>>602153302
OP
if you can do what yiou say you can you wouldn't want to miss reading me.

some personal info

>Pisces

Will you read me, please?

>>602152740
i was hoping on more of a reading of my future

>>602153509
Amazing, tell me what you read?

OP
IM DESPERATE READ ME¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬ HNNNNGGHHHH

>>602143618
try it, i dare you

>>602153509
What do you mean psychic shit? Yes, I carry a lot of energy and wield a fair amount of psychic power and I see difficult times ahead for some people I love. This is important to me, I appreciate it.

>>602153509
Can you read me?

>>602153509
just try and read me bro

>>602153795
Find a toilet.

im being read right now, OP i feel your pressence but how do you connect to Me without anything from me are you awakened

op your a fag, prove me wrong

Baphometfag here. No longer relying on baphomet, giving him a break until the Sunday evening thread.

>>602153635
Nothing really comes up. Fall this year will bare things for you.

>>602153671
You seem very kind. For what it's worth anon, I care about you. I don't think enough people do. Focus on making new connections.

>>602153703
Which one are you?

>>602153713
You feel sad. Why are you sad, anon?

>>602153795
About what are you desperate, friend?

>>602153820
What you just felt was me. Try and be more open minded. I didn't get anything.

>>602153855
Like you said, power. You seem very spiritual and you seem to be aware of your actions.

>>602153886
Maybe. I'll try. I felt tension in my jaw upon attempting to connect with you. Maybe cavities or something. What are you tense about?

>>602154026
Your parents didn't love you enough as a child. You own at least one knife.

>>602154058
I'm not sure if I'm awakened. Maybe?

>>602153509
Do read me

>>602153509
Unleash my inner powers, master.

>>602143618
Any insight you can provide me on myself would be greatly appreciated...I barely know myself.

>>602154375
Yes i have cavities thanks for reading

>>602154375
lel i felt nothing plus you were dumb enough to not be able to know that i posted twice. you read me twice.

>>602154375
thank you!

>>602154375
Read me. Brink of an hero and all around sad guy. give me something to live for.

>>602154512
lol and what are the chances someone has cavities. people actually believe this shit

>>602154375
I need my third eye opened to truly "see" help me.

>>602154375
Thank you. I must be more diligent with my duties. Things are starting to turn drastically in my favour. Namaste.

>>602154742
Lel I don't believe it or anything , it was just for the fun of it

>>602154418
There's a door in your life. You need to get through it. What's holding you back, anon?

>>602154425
You could be the son of a god. Get fit if you arent already. You could be the next zyzz.

>>602154456
I can see you barely know yourself. You're undersge, aren't you?

>>602154512
Anytime, my friend.

>>602154583
Nobody asked you to stay in my thread

>>602154648
Of course!

>>602154725
Anon, dont do it. Completely regardless of psychic shit, whatever it is that I do, I'd love to talk to you. You have kik or do you want my phone number?

>>602154742
Jeeze, believe it or not. It doesn't make a difference. All I'm claiming to do is close my eyes and think about you and then tell you what I thought about. Also the chances someone has cavities is something like 1 in 30

>>602154805
Look at life as a 2 sided mirror. What side are you on?

>>602154878
Thank you as well.

>>602154375
"Which one are you?"
Hi in response to >>602153703
I am >>602152061 >>602152061
and >>602145488

>>602155120
read me

>>602155120
Read me please. Thanks.

>>602155120
Fear my friend, thats what holding me back

I'd like reading o great one

I would like to be read.

Read me.

>>602155120
i guess i could text you if you want me to bother you.

>>602143618
me pls

>>602143618
>>602144267
Read me?

>>602143618
I would like to be read.

Jobs fucks them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwYlbwULL6Y&list=PLJVearzChmiJWlz28aekrSKG0y24h-2T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLowwNjTkZU&list=PL0DiuJsuUbM94lhuwI3uhZ9UyHEwngvqp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCwaT0UkeRs&list=PLOUTrqSgkbhbT5EBh7zSlyvlFQy3vvA8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwIBxfxSeEU&list=PLTkX4RoVWpqHgNOBkmNl7uneUktjpea0I&index=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEPkU9IhsSc&list=PLqKLzdMv6wND7U2Hp9mjZRFNCshcGY_iT

>>602155120
Thank you. I am fit, and I see the world from the other side. Can you tell which god? Link your powers to my mind? I wish to have all 7 chakras aligned.

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>>602155797
is this a joke

>>602143618

oi!

Please, friend, read my soul.

>>602143618
Huh, could you give me a reading when you can?
Som anon said I'd reach nirvana for cuming in my own dick

>>602155890
meret

>>602155885
It's what you make it. To each his own.

>>602155144
You see ghosts by chance?

>>602155219
You get scared very easily. It's cute. Don't be so self conscious. You're a great human. Futurewise, tomorrow isn't gonna be super fun for you, but the next week will be rewarding. Talk to new people.

>>602155395
You really think that they don't know what you've done? It's obvious. Just be honest. You aren't fooling them.

>>602155445
How so?

>>602155459
Don't call me the great one.

Do you use tobacco? Cut that shit out. Or some vice. It's gonna end you.

>>602155462
Wouldn't we all?

God, you have a world of pain. You want something simple, don't you? But everything is just so complicated. Take a step back. Cut ties with those who hurt you. You don't deserve that.

>>602155504
You often assert your dominance and you're fairly confideny, but you don't get anything out of it. Start taking what is yours, but don't become tyrannical. You'll Drive People Away.

>>602155541
72zero three 45 9 seven 08. I'd love for you to bother me.

>>602155739
You shitpost le funny banana too much, anon. Cut it out. It's not funny, nor will it ever be.

>>602155742
Don't take the next flight you're scheduled for.

>>602155773
There is no set future. Everybody controls their own with the actions they take. Control yours.

>>602155797
It was metaphorical. Stag very fit. Lift. Get aesthetic. I can try to give you an open door, but the powers are already there.

>>602155890
Oi m8

>>602155929
Did a pet recently die? A loved one? I'm very sorry. You seem very sad. I can only tell you it will get better. Find my hot chocolate and cartoons advice earlier and follow it.

>>602155967
Nirvana is unobtainable. Strive for perfection. Hell is eternal rest, but you're too egotistical to imagine a universe without you in it so death scares you. Work on that.

Read me.

Read me please.

>>602156285
What else do you see from me?

>>602143618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiaVazF1SIY

Spirit science is the best science

>>602156285
Read me brother, i have sent you somthing. once you obtain it, spew forwards and release the information.

>>602156285
"You see ghost by chance?"
Yea I see ghost lol. All the time. Just the other day there was a ghost in my dream. It was a child. Why?

>>602156285
Correct about my dominance, I feel as if wasting my time by bringing emotions into the equation. Every second wasted on sentimentality angers me and pushes the countless Pygmalions back for some respite.

Could you read me,please?

>>602156285
well thanks but how do i become less self conscious? and yea you're right yestarday I prank called someone and almost shit my pants

>>602156285
part of me wants to be in a relationship with a specific girl, part of me is too afraid to go ahead

it's affecting our relationship

read me, anon