Someone lost their phone and im in their fb.
69 decides what status updates I post.
She is a dedicated Jehovas witness.
Roll with pic
Wow Craig! Thank you so much, ive never felt so alive, you honestly have one of the biggest penises ive had in me! Hope you can send me your mobile number soon so we can text! Im always scared sending messages on facebook that i might mess up or something!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Fuck you guysss. Op delivers.
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Invite friends to like the page OP and like adolf hitlers page
also go with this:
Looks like a friends bday is today.
Some white knight bitch. Someone send me some gore to reply
this...lady is religious...the other white knight who told her she was hacked called her hermana blanca....thats how hispanic women talk to each other when theyre from the same church
JUST FOUND HER PROFILE AND HE DIDN'T POST NONE OF THAT. HE PROBABLY JUST CLICKED INSPECT ELEMENT AND EDITED SOME OLD POSTS.
Whoever know this woman, let her know I found her phone. My number is xxx xxx xxxx, she call call and arrange a time and place she'd like to pick up. Post something funny right before you go to give it back, but do the right thing and return it op.
i checked her page and see her posts but none which OP did
Well fuck, you should have made it more believable, like suicide tendency or something, so even she denies it to her friends in real life, they would still give shit to her.
OP please do single digits for rolling, hard af getting 2.
"Going to shoot the school up tommorow :) *feeling excited*
>HOT DAMN LOOKING GUD
top fucking kek
>OP Give the phone back anonymously somehow.
She has a picture of her house with the status "No place like sweet home" and this is the fucking picture.
She's obviously poor asfuck and probably works as a hotel maid or something, lives alone in a single bedroom home where she shares a bedroom,living room and kitchen all together.
Her phone is probably not worth more than 60 bucks so just give it back.
fish her email address out, set her up a paypal account, and let's give her a bunch of money
post something that'll troll latinos. Selena autopsy photo. Latinas love Selena
massive faggot detected
i laughed hard at this thread
good one, opie
Yeah I decided to lock the account.
You guys weren't doing anything interesting with it other than liking childish pages.