suicidal bitch 0 Get takes it

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>>601887204
Update

>>601887204
want to hang out tonight ?

Hey I am horny and guess what. You are the chosen one.

>>601887204
"KIll yourself bitch"

>>601887385

>>601887204
want to meet up and talk about it hang out ?

Cashman wants you to live

>>601887204
so uhh there is something i want to tell you and I don't know how to say it. please dont hate for saying this.

Wanna fuck?

>>601887385

yeah rollin for this

>>601887204
nigger, you forgot to link the new thread in the old thread!

lol wow poor baby

Ey bb wn sm fuk?

>>601887204
Fine, there is no more stopping you. All i ask is if i can watch?

alright I'm gonna be real with you, I was only in the for the pussy and since there isn't any of it in my future you're gonna need to either show me that goo pouch or kms homie

>>601887509
rollin for this

You just need someone to cuddle with and I would love to volunteer for that position

>>601887505
reroll

How about me and you go see a movie?

>>601887204

1 (800) 273-8255

National suicide prevention hotline. Please give them a call.

Whats your first and last name?

What is bleeding to much? Pics or it didn't happen

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

>>601887590
win

>>601887385
roll

>>601887574
rerolling

Wanna go for a coffee?

>>601887204
you know what's hard? Muh dick!

pics pls

>>601887590
win

>>601887204
Before you leave this planet, can you do me a favor? Can you suck me off?

>>601887590
winnnnR

Come over

>>601887590
Yes! I got it

>>601887660
gay

>>601887574
rolling for this

If you think killing yourself is gonna solve anything then you are the most retarded bitch I've ever known.

I wanna tongue your bum.

Win is shit. not doing. Get her to kill herself /b/

>>601887590
this is winner

>>601887666
unchecked trips
NEWIDIOTS DON'T KNOW HOT TO CHECK!!

>>601887666
Satan winrar

>>601887300
I understand when my bfs dick goes so deep its just too hard to pull out you know? He just tares my tight ass up its aweful but I love it.

>>601887590

faggot

>>601887300
Can you please tell this bitch the difference between too and to.

>>601887666
if dubs Satan is not winnar

>>601887300
Thats what she said

>>601887666
>666
I'm out!

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Check muh dub wubs

I know a great movie , Secret Cutting

>>601887946
I love the directors cut of that

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Guess what.

>>601888068
it's a cut above the rest

How about we don't

>>601887790
Trips mean nothing when OP said roll for 0

hello op fucking deliver

>>601888155
lol xD you guys are so kookie and funny

OP is kill

>>601888068
Is it secret cut?

>>601888155
Too bad they had to cut some of the budget

>>601887946
>>601888068
>>601888155

kek

Anyone seen Prisoners?

>>601888229
This is why op sucks. Do dubs faggot

>>601888155
Personally, I think the movie should be longer... they kind of cut it short.

Also the main character was an awful actor... I wish they'd cut that shit out.

>>601888238
I said win was disgusting. Waiting for another 0. And i cant meet up she recently moved so stop with that shit

>>601888116

What is this from?

This is now a movies thread kek

FBI just kicked in OPs door
> OP is kill

>>601888354
YES it ended too quickly!

>>601888371
Op doesnt deliver... whats the point

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>>601887666
Satan has spoken!

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>>601888428

>>601888371
Doesn't matter. You made a contract with /b/. Delivar. Nao.

>>601888371
who the fuck cares if win was disgusting, if you wanted to choose what you said then you wouldnt be here. post win or get the fuck out of here, faggot.

I heard the other day that semen can act as an antidepressant, wanna suck my cock?

>>601888371
Not op, post proof

>>601888512
Im op. I have nothing to deliver fuckface

>>601888371
just fucking deliver you piece of shit

Anyone else seen Predestination?

>>601888155
>>601888068
>>601887946
>>601888250

Seriously guys, I had a friend who killed herself from slicing her wrists, it's not funny.

Cut it out.
>>601888294

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op is kill

What do you want most in this world that you think you can't have?

>>601888371
What a bitch. Do dubs you already wasted 100 posts

hey look, i'm not here to tell you what to do. telling you not to commit suicide is as wrong as telling you to do so. i leave it up to you. if you honestly believe your life won't get better, then do it. if there's anything at all you want to live for, also do it though.

If you do it, can I fuck your corpse?

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>>601888371
OP is a faggot. Asks for zero. Zero was given but doesn't delver.

>>601888612
this is a good one!

>>601888685
True. You are on /b/ though, but true

>>601888371
Faggotest faggot that ever faggotted.

>>601888622
then why did you make this thread knob cheese

A little sex might cheer you up? I volunteer

>>601887660
Unrelated but if a girls asks you that? Intentions? Is anon gonna be kill?

>>601888530
You ducked it up, as whole.

>>601888888

>>601888925
If a girl asks you that she is interested in you. Congratulations, you might not be a virgin forever.

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Heres your shit win. 7 gets it

>>601888612
0 git

>>601887204
"Remember, it's down the road, not across the street"

Tell her that you wish you could lick your own butthole.

OP is kill

>>601888685

yeah everyone, just cut it out.
your wrists, that is.

>>601888685
Suicide is hilarious faggot, shut the fuck up.

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>>601887204
get on my level faggot

Ok lets forget about your bf. I am horny and you are my pick.

Well, I hope I get 7.

Tell her "You attention seeking whore. That is what you are. Everybody has fucking problems, yes some are more severe than others, but you putting your problems on me.... Well that is pure selfishness. I can't wave a magic wand and make it better. I just can't do that. Nobody can make you feel better except you, and to expect others to is foolish. Either fucking kill yourself or speak like an adult. If you are looking for answers, I can help you brainstorm, if you are just looking to bitch, I can't help you. If you are looking for someone to listen, give no advice, and pretend you are queen righteous, go to a counselor. All you want to to is bitch, so I suggest you see a counselor. "

what if me you and your boyfriend had a threesome? that way he look at me too

>>601889102
Good faggot. rolling for "Damn why don't you kill him instead of yourself"

>>601889102
Fuck him. I'd make you cum better than he ever has

>>601889305

>>601889102

Oh god, I'm in this same situation, OP. There's a hamplent who lives a hell of a long ride away, has a boyfriend and is suicidal.

Don't want to set her off by outright rejection so doing it slowly.

(also post this if win)

>>601888719
roll

>>601889102
he can come too. all i want to do is to make sure your all ok. have you ever considered a threesome? sex is a great for stress!

>>601889377
win

>>601889102
You're boyfriend sounds like a dick. No one should be that controlling.

>>601889102
Already figured out her problem, bf is reason she's suicidal

>>601889141
reroll...

>>601889377
7zip

>>601889377
Win

Deliver faggot

What's your boyfriend gonna do, beat me up? I'll drop that motherfucker.

>>601889377
winrar!!!

>>601889102
I want to rub my dick on your wrist slits Like they're small vaginas.

>>601889377
get

>>601889377
Double 7's hurry up OP

>>601888612
I heard the other day that semen can act as an antidepressant, let's put it to the test.

>>601889466
Bump for this.

Go cry to your bf then, bitch.

Whats ur first and last name?

Me: "Hey I really love you. You are the most beautiful woman in the world. I want to eat your pussy out to make you feel pleasure and have you orgasm on my face. How about later today? Sounds like a date?"

Sister: *Sigh* Okay but you cant keep fucking me every day im getting saw and my boyfriend is getting anoyyed im never horny for him.

Me: Come to my room.

Sister: Okay but you have to eat me out first as you always get tired after cuming.

Me: Sorry but you suck such good dick.

Sister: Before we do this i need one thing from you.

Me: anything......

Sister: I need about tree fiddy....

Me: it was at the point i realised my sister was a 6 story high sea monster from the craustasious period.

>>601889081
16 virgin no more, but thanks and I blew it, did not respond for 8 months saying I was busy or ignoring, and now the bitch has the nerve to have a new boyfriend. Then again I am a heart broken pussy that is happy where I am at.

>>601887204
do a flip faggot

>>601889102
Garlic bread
this was the wrong person ive messaged -laughs- heck this internet is too young for an old egg like me

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>>601889153

>>601889542
Rerollon

>>601889616
kek

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>>601887204
enjoy being an accessory in murder dipshit

>>601889589
I mean at 16 no more being a virgin, much older now.

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>>601889377

What the fuck, hurry up. My cock.

>>601888116

What is this???

Dump him

send her this OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

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>>601889580
THE FUCK!!!!!????

>>601889857
Please? Also winrar.

>>601889810
Shitty acting.

>>601889387
WWWWINRAR

>>601889939
What movie?

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GG /b/. 7 gets next while i look for new target

>>601889806
God damn it. Why did that turn me on so much

>>601889616
Kek

ayy lmao

>>601890099

send her dick pic

>>601890170
reroll

>>601890189

reroll

pls respond

>>601890099
Will you send me a jar of your clotted period blood

Are we not waiting to see what she'll say?

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>601890189
roll

>>601890189

last time

Let me tongue punch your fartbox whilst you cut yourself and bleed over my hard cock

>>601890189
rawling!

>>601890257
winrar

>>601890078
That faggots of the faggot table.

>>601890264
This

>>601890257
FINALLY A DECENT 7ZIP

>>601890189
Yeah, do this...

>>601890257
win to the rar

>>601890257
congratz dude

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>>601890257

>>601890257
welp...

Lets wait

>>601890257
>>601890257
>>601890257
>>601890257

thissssssssssssssss

ITT: op goes to prison for telling an edgy bitch to kill herself.

>>601890257

>this

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GOTEM 9 gets it

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>>601890257
Damn.

>>601890714
Kill yourself

>>601890257

boo fucking hoo

jeez bitch calm down i just wanna get dat dank pussy

>>601890714
fine then kill yourself you dumb whore

>>601890714
sorry i just wanna know what its like to fuck a girl before she kills herself

>>601890714
Pffft. If he was a good boyfriend you wouldn't be depressed. Just give my cock a lash. You wont regret it

Send dick pick "This is yours bb"

10 bucks says you cant kill yourself

>>601890882

DICK

>>601890884
this

>>601890714
Calm the fuck down bitch I'm trying to masturbate imagining your bf's cock

>>601890714
you're a fucking weird immature ass kid

>>601890939
winrar

>>601890901

>>601890863
reroll

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rolling for this dick!

>>601890714

He has your password? Are you being abused?

>>601890939
oh,come on...

>>601890939

shit win

>>601890884
voting

>>601890939
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
R

>>601890939
WINRAR
>>601890997
send this!

>>601890939

I mean send dick pic

>>601890927
YESSSSS

>>601890714
So how come you haven't killed yourself yet?

He means send dick pick you faggots

>>601890997
reroll

>>601890939
wow what a shit win.

>>601890997
Reroll

>>601890714

Navy seals pasta RIGHT NOW, OP!!!

Immature ass? I am what I eat after all

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3 gets it

>>601891079
Win

>>601891233

you're*

>>601891233
kill yourself

>>601891233
yeah fine, bye then

send dick pick

but the real question is, why so emo. just do it faggot

>>601891233

you're**

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

>>601891329
reroll

>>601891233
C'mon baby don't be like this, I could give you the ol' lickaroo if you cut that attitude

>>601890927
>>601890927
Rollin for this...

>>601891233

You can cut if you want to, you can leave your friends behind, coz if friends don't cut and if they don't cut, then they 'aint no friends of mine!

>>601891233
OP faggot, it was a dick pic

>>601891402

rolling for this

I got a quest to piss on ur grave. Tell me before u do it

>>601891324
bump for this

>>601891233
kill yourself bitch

>>601891324
roll

>>601891233
you no you want my dick

>>601891233
can i fuck the dead body after u kill yrserlf

>>601891329

>>601891422
Roll

>>601891329
Reroll

>>601889244
This motherfucking bitch. Should have at least fucked him before telling him to kill himself.

>>601890997
do it!

I love you

I think you should kill yourself. Fuck I'll do it for you.

come on ill only put 1 sharpie in your pooper <3

>>601891523
Winrar

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newfags cant triforce

am kill self now

Can I finger your ass when you kill yourself?

Bitch I don't care. I want tits now!!!!!

>>601891583
win

Case is kill /thread..

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>>601891233
winrar

>>601891324
get

>>601891598
don't care focus on the task at hand

>>601891233
go kill yourself you useless whore

Winrar

>>601891591
reroll

>>601891422
winrar kek

>>601887204
want to get a coffee?

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sheet 8 gets it

>>601891867
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>601891233

I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be funny to cheer you up. I just want you to be happy and get past this. Now send some nudes. Your shit boyfriend doesn't need to know. If he was a good bf, you wouldn't want to kill yourself.

Hitler did nothing wrong

I'm sorry I'm sorry....I had a hard day today...wanna make it harder?

>>601891948
Winrar

Come on lets have some fun. I really really really like you

>>601891948
THIS is win

Or you could kill yourself already.
Just CUT it out, I know you want the D.

>>601891867

or you could kill yourself

>>601891948
Winrar

>>601891948
haha win win win

>>601891948
winrar

>>601891948

Roll for this, this is the perfect time for this pasta

>>601891233
You dare to call me immature? Who is the little girl totally obsessed and narrow-minded about her boyfriend. Grow up and realise that that dude can't posess you.

>>601891948
KEK! Winrar to the max

>>601891948
hooooooorey sheeeeeeeeit!!!

winrar

>>601891948
oh my god this is the best response ever to what she said

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>>601891948

>>601891997
roll

>>601891948
WINRAR

>>601891948
Best win all night

>>601891948
Insta winrar and epilogue

>>601891948
so winrar

>>601891948
Fucking awesome

>>601891948
WinRAR top kek

>>601891948

This is perfect

not if you kill you first!

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Nice /b/ro. 6 gets it

>>601890714
KILL YOURSELF

>>601891948
Yes winrar!

>>601892358

How old are you bitch like 16?

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>>601892358

>>601892358
I will just say 'kill urself ur ugly' and you'd be out of the picture, i wouldnt have to worry about you killing me

>>601892358
kill yourself already

OP how do you know this girl? Why is she such a cunt?

>>601892358
I'm gonna fuck your dead body until the maggots start crawling down my urethra then i'm gonna fuck it some more you little shit

>>601892358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo
send this

>>601892469
send that picture

>>601892358
I am your worst nightmare

Seriously though kill yourself

>>601892358
Ever heard of an hero? You should try it sometime, it's family fun

I am drunk. I really really really like you. you can kill me but not my boner about you. Lets play

Maybe you should kill yourself.

>>601892358
Shut up you stupid hoe kill yourself i have really liked you for a long time and you have put me in the friend zone for to long
I am going to kill myself

>>601892506
win

>>601892546
pls OP

>>601891948
fucking winkek

>>601892506
o shit.

>>601892506
winrar

>>601892358
Kill yourself

So the part about me sitting fury all over you doesn't make you moist?same you are really one worthless can't. I'll pass. Kill yourself

>>601892358

Look, honey, let's just make this easy: you want to die, and I'm willing to fuck you to death. Prepare your anus, I'm coming over and coming inside your rectum.

So much fucking win

>>601892358
Even better, now get your white skinny ass over here or i'll inform you bf about this convo. And i'll make sure he'll skullfuck your cunt.

>>601892546
do this one

>>601892506
well damn!

>>601892358
i'm your worst nightmare

>>601892716
nice

>>601892506
no man,please :|
captcha: end me

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Will post response if thereis one. 8 gets next

Link her this thread

>>601887204

>>601892546

do this, but also attach dick pic

Such win

>>601892755
TopKek

>>601892755
Ill lickity your split

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>>601892755
follow up with this

>>601892755
ur worth going to the graveyard to fuck ur dead corpse you shit head whore

you should kill yourself, before my operatives do. OoRah!

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>>601892755
>20
i was jk love but if u still wanna fuck hmu

>>601892755
just go fuck yourself

>>601892781

>>601892853
This!!

>>601892546
roll

>>601892885

>>601892869
rerawl

>>601892894
reroll

Link her this thread

>>601892814
rollin' for this

>>601892546
Roll

>>601892755

BAZINGA

send her a dick pic

>>601892755

send dick pic

>>601892781
Roll

>>601892885
thishtisthis

>>601892755
yeah, it's not like you wouldn't love the attention, huh?

>>601892755
Ill mash your potato

>>601892755
"bitch you think you can even touch me? i can be anywhere anytime. tell your faggot bf to look over his shoulder now, im coming."

>>601893006

can we kill ourselves together, on stream. Please. I'm getting a hard on thinking about it.

>>601893014

roll

>>601892885
roll

>>601892869
one last time

no but srsly here's a pic of my dick (include pic of dick)

>>601892755
You goddamn snicker licker, take the hint. No one wants you, not even your nigger boyfriend. Let me be youse guises cuck, I'm so desperate

>>601892755
commit suicide, we all know you did 9/11 you turban wearing sand nigger

>>601892546
rolling

Send dick pic

>>601893006
winzip?

>>601893081

rollin

>>601892885
rolling again

>>601893006
/thread

inb4 404

send her a obama picture

>>601892977
roll

>>601893096
reroll

>>601893014

suck my dick so good im like got' damn u dirty bitch, u dirty bitch, u dirty bitch.

>>601893138

topkek

>>601893138
winrar

>>601893061
rolling this

>>601893138

kek

>>601893138
meh

>>601893168
do ittttt

>>601893138
win

>>601893006
You heard the man OP.

>>601887300
wtf this girl this looks like a linkin park song

I think it would be a good idea if you let me cum in your throat :)

>>601893138

IGNORE THIS FUCKING FRUNZ

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New target she is kill. This is close friend. 7 gets it

Rolling for OP to post her facebook

>>601893279
I BLEED IT OUT, DIG IT DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY

>>601893138
AND WE HAVE A WINRAR

>>601893279
Top kek

>>601893315
lol, im doing this funny thing on reddit where the users pick what i say

Ey bb wn sm fuk?;)

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>>601893315

>>601893315
suck my dick so good im like got' damn u dirty bitch, u dirty bitch, u dirty bitch.

>>601893295
yes

>>601893315
XD

Oh look, a faggot is texting me.

>>601893414