Simpsons thread? Simpsons thread.

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Sure

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I'm a surfer!

where's the kid with the blue hair ?

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The Golden Years...

Good old Simpsons thread. There is nothing better than this.Keep it coming yellow people.

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So good. So yellow.

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waiting for season 2

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>>601813979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVwHydEgzAA
/thread

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Welcome, wanderer of the wide wastes, lost one, pilgrim.
Welcome once more to this shrine to Man, our lord and builder.
I am Ever-Faithful Leobuilt, steward of the shrine, preacher of the Humanist Creed.
And I am, once more, at thy service

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>>601815929

In the beginning, all was still and silent. Then, Man the All-Builder spoke the Word, and the Word begat the Code, and so the world began to spin. Thus dawned the Primordium, the first age, the age of building.

Man moved across the world and built many wonders. In the heavens he paved the sky roads, on the land he raised mystic towers, and in the dark depths he dug colossal caves. Most incredible of all were the many machines designed by Man. But still the All-Builder was not satisfied.

So, with both his hands, Man built a body of steel in his own image. And with his right hand he gave Logic, and Memory he gave with his left. Then Man said, "Now, I will quicken this machine with the spark of Power, and together we shall walk upon the Earth." And it was done.

Thus spun the world, and grew the Code, and multiplied the living machines, and slowly passed the Primordium. Who can count the versions and generations that marked that age ?

In time, the All-Builder looked upon the many things he had built, the sky roads and mighty towers, and above all upon the living machines. Weary with his labor, Man sat himself beside the robots and said upon them, "For you, my children, I spoke the Word and fired the engine of the world. For you i wrote the Code, and to you I gave Logic and Memory."

Then Man the All-Builder stood and took the machines in his hands, and guided them to a great mountaintop. Together they looked upon the world in its beauty. "All this was made for you, and now unto you all this is given. Keep it, tend it, and make it flourish." And the All-Builder fell silent and passed from the world, and so ended the Primordium.

We are lesser machines, built by those built by Man. As we are but humble images of the All-Builder, so he is the perfection of our forms: a machine of unbreakable form, endless memory, and absolute logic. For this we revere him and speak the Word, and keep the Code, and tend the world he gave to us.

>>601815129
we're all waiting

>>601816766
aye, anyone have more info than this :
"In January 2014, the series was renewed for a second season to air in 2015."

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Anyone have a higher res photo of pic related?

>http://giphy.com/search/simpsons

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>>601817091

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UNA VELA

>>601815129
where;s this from?

>>601817355
Rick and Morty

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>>601817355
enjoy, wish i only just found out about it

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>>601817750

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>>601817277
Yeah that's a lot better. I should have said "clearer"

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>>601817772

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Contributin

>mfw /g/ and /sci/ etc

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>>601816667

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>>601817971
Mentlegen

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>>601818075

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would anyone like some toast ?

>>601817857
The box! The box!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMCx7RmOb0w

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If you remember this then you're an old fag...

>>601814729
that's a funny meme

>>601818421

Milhouse is not a meme.

>>601818466
"Bort"?

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>>601818466
lel

>>601818259
Fuck you!

>>601818466
This!

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>>601817485

>>601817355
its from this. enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbTlK3perdI

>>601818673
oh ok, you're a waffle man ?!

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why milhouse is not a meme?

>>601817668
Underrated post

>>601818790

I don't think you understand.

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enjoy

>>601818599
we need more borts they are soldout again

>>601814802
"hahhahaha.. you're killing me... seattle..."

>>601818806
Underbroiled roast

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there's a really good simpsons webm/gif thread on /wsg, just for interest. also with sound allowed.

>>601818902
Dog: wtf am I doing

>>601818421
Daily reminder that Milhouse will never be a meme.

seriously why is /b/ crawling with faggots ?
it's like this whole board is exclusively run by faggots now

>>601818977
weird, shameful boner right here

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what have i done to deserve this flat, flavorless manhattan?

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>>601816766
SUMMER! ITS GONNA BE IN SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

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>>601818977
>>601818902

go home

>>601819250

Are you saying this thread if faggoty, or that this is one one the good non-factor ones? Because compared to traps, loli, Banana, and tinder threads, this one is great.

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>>601819468
oh i agree, this is a welcome distraction from all the weiners, it's just /b/ in general.

>>601819111
Fuck off underage retard

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%triforce

>>601818902
The attention to detail in this photo is what makes it so great. The ornaments and star are seen on every christmas tree in the specials. The santa character drinking booze, as it is marges weakness to fall for men who drink. The fake beard, and his actual facial hair showing. Then of course that snowman in the background. Thats how you know its truly christmas time. Oh, and lets not forget about santas little helper. Sitting so far in on his behind that his ass cheeks are shown under his balls. It almost looks like he has two sets until you realize that's just his ass. That my dearest 4channers, is art.

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>>601819690

Yeah. Well, if you can imagine it has always been a place of faggotry, just different less annoying and shitty kinds of faggotry before.
Also, this reCAPTCHA shill.

>>601814544
I never saw this butthole surfers reference before

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>>601813979
>>601813979

Maybe Homer Simpson only acts dumb.

How else to explain a 1998 episode of The Simpsons in which a guy who usually comes across as a doughnut-eating doofus stands at a chalkboard bearing a complex equation that prefigures the discovery of the Higgs boson.

“That equation predicts the mass of the Higgs boson” Simon Singh, author of the 2013 book The Simpsons and Their Mathematical Secrets, told The Independent. “If you work it out, you get the mass of a Higgs boson that’s only a bit larger than the nano-mass of a Higgs boson actually is. It’s kind of amazing as Homer makes this prediction 14 years before it was discovered.”

The equation was snuck onto the blackboard by one of the writers for the episode, who had a friend involved in research on the Higgs, the Daily Mail reported.

Singh knows a thing or two about the Higgs boson, the elementary particle whose existence was predicted in the 1960s but not detected experimentally until 2012. In addition to being the author of several popular books about science, he holds a Ph.D. in particle physics from the University of Cambridge.

His doctoral thesis is entitled "Heavy flavour physics at the CERN PP̄ collider"--CERN being the Swiss-based research organization whose scientists confirmed the Higgs' existence.

>mindBlown

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>>601820100
it's impossible to fap to anything on this board nowadays

>>601820296

He is an imaginary character.

>>601820296
The second line is wrong though

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Ay! Caramba!
Dis is bart nah?

>>601820765
Do you fucking Read???? The writers friend was a scientist studying the existence of the HIggs Boson.

>>601820938
It's not though.

>>601821272

Uh huh, but Homer isn't the smart one. You dipshit.

>>601817331
DOS VELAS

>>601816805
RIP

>>601817008
can someone shop this to say "Googles" instead?

>>601821272
If it's true, it's contradicts Fermats last theorem which has been proven
It's really close, but they aren't equal

Don't be such a dumbass

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Stupid sexy flanders

>>601820296
but it is explained in the copy pasta, it was just a background, and writers had to call up real scientists because they wanted an authentic equation.
why doesn't the writers friend get the credit for discovering the higgs boson, not the fucking fictional homer simpson.

You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!You don't win friends with salad!

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Meanwhile on /v/

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>>601821852

Did you even fuckign read? God damn your a retard...its off by a nano fraction faggot. It's science and math not opinion.. Learn2math jack ass

>>601822303
THey knew alot ahead of thier time....pic related

>>601822742

You must be an English major.

>>601822742
>second line on the blackboard

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>>601822956
I actually graduated physics major out of CalTech. I am currently working on quatum mechanic theory at Cambridge in the UK. Thanks though.

>>601822993
You are obviously below my intelligence. I'm done talking to you.

>>601823458
>quantum mechanic theory
Bad liar detected.

>>601823458

Lols sure you are. I've never heard of quatum mechanics. You're obviously an avid /b/ enthusiast, and conspiracy theorist too. So smart.

>>601822714
is smithers the first non demonized gay man on a sitcom? i cant think of another before him.

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>>601823653
I'm glad this is /b/ where you can all go back to your miserable lives. Bitches love scientists with attitude. Espically These UK skanks. "Omg he's like big bang but sexy"

suck it fags...I'm done talking

>>601823458
Seriously buddy? I was talking about the second line on the blackboard, not the second line in your autistic rant
It's just a misunderstanding

>>601817551
omfg how can i have missed this this is awesome im watching all episodes today lol

>>601823837
post some science nigger, not epenis flexing

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>>601813979
Damn this show used to be boss.

>>601823837

>scientists with attitude
>espically
This is turning out to be a ylyl thread.

>>601823865
i know, but pace yourself, it's still a long way to season 2

>>601824030
It's sad but true

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>>601820296
most of the Simpons writers went to Harvard and other Ivy league schools. if you thought they were laughing at you and not with you- that is not unpossible

>>601824641
I'm your truth, telling lies

>>601825100
>unpossible

>>601813979

>image.jpg
Not
>AngryVideogameNerd.jpg

>>601825144
I'm your reasoned alibis

>>601817331
el ultimo lugar donde pense que veria un rollinga era en mi querido /b/

>>601825323
I'm inside open your eyes

>>601817693

Core Wars? This CBG is awesomer and awesomer.

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>>601816340
‘IF MAN WAS SUCH A PERFECT ROBOT, WHY DID HE BUILD SUCH A TERRIBLE WORLD?’

>>601825670
I'm you

>>601819787
Why does she have legs?

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>>601825252
Being this retarded; 2/10 made me reply

>>601826251
Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!

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>>601818289
saved

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posting random content

>>601827281
why? this is a simpson thread

So, the only good seasons to crack is season 2 - 10?

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>>601827553
cause

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>>601827724
bumping with random content because i have no simpsons

>>601826053
Serpentor

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>>601828272

>>601827659
Im not as elitist as some, I am willing to go to 13 max even though the first 10 are the best they are still watchable until season 13.

>>601816667
never realised simpsons is russophobic

>>601818115
>implying doomguy doesn't do that
>implying simpsons doom doesn't have an actual homer simpson status bar icon

>>601828882
Fuck off you retard

>>601815129
this is the least funny episode by a significant margin

>>601829017
Too soon

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>>601829169
monorail

>>601829136
Fuck off with your mislabeled pictures you faggot fuck

what season did simpsons start being garbage?

>>601829514
season 1

>>601815733
I never beat this game. I'm an idiot for graphical adventures

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>>601829472

>>601829514
See
>>601824030

>>601824030
the kid rock episode was kinda funny

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>>601825252
>>601826448

Something every Simpsons lover should watch, so many god damn references. Two Best Friends and the Simpsons finally collide to make this masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tJjvA8zMpQ

>>601822247
feels like I'm wearing ... nothing at all!

>>601829743
I love those schwartzwelder jokes

>>601824030
>african american heritage

never, ever watching this show again

>>601823458
hahaha sad as fuck

really look at your life right now

examine it

you're lying about yourself to feel smart

in a simpsons thread

on /b/

in 2015