Claim a celebrity thread
Claimed
claimed.
met a girl who looked like Emma Watson a few days ago, too bad she wont fall for a guy like me
Claimed. She is prefect besides her truck stop hooker teeth.
Claimed.
>>601758288
>>601758280
Nigga she could kill small animals with that pointed chin.
>>601758447
kek. so gross
Mine ;)
Oh, the things I'd do to her.
>>601757637
>>601758722
2 slow bro
>>601758559
agree. still like though.
claiming
Mine
Claimed
Alison Brie claimed
Easy
stana claimed
>>601759709
Whaa? Eww
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Clamied
Willa Holland claimed.
Why yes, I would like some of your delicious pie.
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>>601757637
>>601758144
>>601758280
Damn. My first, second, and third choices all taken.
this old slut is all mine
>>601757369
woah. shes got some big tits
i claim cameron diaz the first person i remember being attracted to
Casey Anthony
>>601760115
hmmm Madchen Amick... me likey... she was best looking in Sleepwalkers.
>>601759709
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favourable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque" (for that is what she calls herself) "beauty," the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>601760554
>tfw two strippers come to your dorm
>"ill make you cum like you never did before honey"
>choose the skinny one instead and end up not even coming
>see this picture
>regret experience more than ever
>>601760554
You can have it..
>>601757369
dibs
>>601760706
she used to be like ally sheedy tier when ally sheedy was a teen
but they all get ugly after they're teens
>>601760554
Hot as fuck. Got any more?
Margot Robbie claimed
>>601758280
>huge nigger nose
is people posting this girl constantly a joke like pignose chloe? why do people like girls with awful noses?
claimed.
>>601760776
genuine question: why do you regret it after seeing that pic?
Ill take Sofia
Claiming both.
>>601761143
Dakota looks like a witch..
MINE
her, always been her.
>>601761239
I can actually see that. But still a fucking hot witch.
>>601760554>>60176097>>601760779
>>601761013
It isn't a joke m8. She has a normal size nose. Look how small it is/
>>601761239
>implying
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THEIR PENISES?
>>601760706
...sorry I was fapping. What were you saying again?
>>601761058
because shes an aged pornstar, the the best cougars in the world.
after this im always going to go with pleasure before beauty because the prostitute i fucked didnt know what the fuck she was doing
I win
>>601761143
Is Elle not wearing any panties?
>>601761640
wow. cant even imagine sticking around someone whos disposition functions that way
>>601761489
all mine
>>601757656
>>601761013
mah niggas
Taissa is mine
>>601759291
Fuck off bloodsucker!
>>601761338
You fucker.
>no Emma Stone yet
Bam, got her.
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emma claimed
Amber Heard. Muscle cars, .50 cals and blowjobs. Claimed
Claimed.
>>601761947
It looks like those shorts are painted on, goddamn
Easy.
>>601762032
#rekt
on modern family she is to die for!!
>>601762122
Oh snap another wrestling bro.
>>601762032
Too late >>601761938
>>601760562
Cameron Diaz in the mask I presume.
Not that anyone else awake at this time will know who she is.
>>601762080
nice one
>>601761645
Doesn't look like it.
>>601762122
You bastard, just thought of her. Tight abs round ass
>>601761143
bitches look like aliens
mine
Marina Diamandis
>>601760115
Is that Shelley the waitress?
>>601762286
Looks like a little Indian boy
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>>601762257
but keep an eye out in case you might catch something right
>>601761950
how can she look in a mirror and not notice dat stache ccomin in?
>>601762122
>>601762175
that's greco-roman wrestling to you
>>601762286
Thanks.
>>601762455
protip: every girl ever has a stache
you'll realize this once you get close enough for a kiss for the first time
>>601761950
dat mustache doe
1st post on 4chan everrr, i think this is a great choice. CLAIMED!
>>601762516
it would take me at least 5 hours to get off to images like this
i dont understand the appreciation for this type of material
>>601757369
annie, annie, annie, annie, annie, annie
>>601762257
Heavenly Creatures
known by noodniks only as "Rose" from a stupid show. She made it tolerable when she was on.
>>601762455
what's she gonna do? start shaving?
Anna
>>601762327
Glad I claimed her in time.
>>601762616
Mine
>>601762695
>>601762631
>girls don't shave or pluck their mustaches
holy shit how old are you guys
>>601762257
anne frank?
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>>601762658
kill yourself
>>601760706
sides have traversed time and space and now reside as a new celestial being
>>601762787
Who's that?
Holy Hotness.
>>601762516
Well done on nominating yourself for 'cool cat of the year' keep them coming
Why does nobody ever claim delicious Disney girls?
>what do you want to grow up to be timmy?
>certainly not a celebrity house-husband twat
Tilda Swinton
Claimed
>>601762947
Stefanie is hot, but i chose dove.
Imagine if it was after the apocalypse and the male survivors actually got to claim any woman they found, celebrity or not.
That's the world i wanna someday live in.
Anyway, claimed.
Sadie Robertson
>>601762904
I'm honored. some are too big for me to post
>>601763014
You dummy that's Janet Reno.
>>601762787
She really is perfect, fuck fake bitches Bella whores. Paige is hot as fuck, keep posting sir
>>601762947
because they didnt realize if they post them itt it technically makes them closer to the idolized celebrity via making them more obsessed
>>601762689
'fraid not. She'd be a little too young to star in that.
Clam'd
>>601763237
A mispronunciation nullifies your selection, you only get warned once.
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Claimed
>>601763198
I don't know about you but I couldn't say no to this.
>>601762782
>>601762658
i think it's a great choice too anon. Well done! :)
Ricci, claimed.
My precious Scarlett Johansson was taken. So gotta go with Katy Perry.
>>601763198
K.
She'll always be Kate to me.
Her armpits are all mine
She's never chosen in these
>>601763149
how has no one claimed kahleesi yet?????
>>601763502
It is hard to resist but man after hearing them scream from ring side..
>>601762815
ugly midget? i don't get it.
>>601763502
Well the fact it's silicon bouncing around on her chest, and her cervix is probably filled up with cena's spunk, I'll pass
Mine!
>>601763703
Don't think so m8, beat you to her nigger.
>>601763688
>>601762257
Lynskey
Lauren Mayberry fuckin claimed faggots
>>601763851
she's a beaut
FUCKING CLAIMED
Mine
>>601763368
who dis? i like!
>>601764003
Can't you just let him have her armpits?
>>601763892
Negro please.
>>601764184
NO!
MY FUCKING ARMPITS!!!!!
Dibs
you fools...
>>601764003
Pls
>>601763216
Who then?!
>>601758288
You can have her.
i dont know who these people are
>>601763536
i fucking love you
>>601764247
>>601763959
>>601764149
OH COME ON
VJ Claimed.
>>601764247
Well..at least tell me what they smell like when you see her.
>>601764215
I see we have a fan of small boys here.
>>601764161
Lexee Smith
>>601763693
Proceed
Emmy Rossum claimed.
>>601764013
Nope. Like I say, I doubt anyone not from the UK will have heard of her. Esther Smith.
gotta love them tits
>>601757369
I would like to claim this girl please.
Both faggots!
Claimed
Grimes
>>601764704
The good one already got claimed, you're stuck with the orange nigger lover.
Yuri Gagarin!
fuck yes, claimed.
>>601758280
Too late nigger
>>601764735
>>601763813
yeah, strangely enough
shes hot as fuck tho
>>601764790
where?
mine
>>601764905
Peyton is a good choice.
Ariana is perfection
>>601764274
enjoy your aids
>>601764515
I'll keep posting if people keep asking.
>>601765004
Too late brah>>601764704
I claim her
>>601764927
too l8 m8
>>601759291
>>601764927
Bitch, please.
>>601765191
keep posting man. what divas you got?
i win
Claimed.
>>601765138
Fuck! saw her in Thirteen the musical and have been crushing on her ever since.
>>601762149
>pretty sure joking
>not entirely
>>601765259
>>601765252
Damn i must have missed her.
>>601762032
ugly frog
She used to be so cute I don't know happened to her, she looks so unhealthy now. The only thing I can come up with is she either got into coke or became a vegan.
>>601765191
Keep fucking posting son, don't stop, her posterior needs to be seen and admired
>>601764512
nice one thanks!
>>601763698
ma nigga
>>601764966
Ah you fucker! I was just about to post, too! Fucking jew!
Milana Vayntrub claimed. You suckers all lose!
>>601758288
you can keep her. looks like shreks daughter anyway. dont get the overhype on female version of quasimodo
>>601765589
No problem anon..
Claiming Shannyn Sossamon
>>601765668
That ass is phat
claimed
>>601765889
>celebrity
>>601765889
all of this
Paige pics and gigs are very much welcome
>>601758447
I've heard Abercrombie don't sell to ugly people, guess it's a lie...
can i claim 4
>>601765795
>>601764567
Oh ok.
I claim Jemima Rooper.
Since I have no pic.
I instead claim Jodie Foster.
Inb4 she's a lesbian- it won't matter- she'll have to leave her safe room Sometime- and then in deep inside her with her Becky Thatcher dress up over her head and her hands grasping the freshly painted fenceposts.
>>601763014
dude thats robin williams
>>601764642
fuck, well second choice
Claimed.
>>601765327
>>601765570
>>601766325
or
>>601766236
claimed
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>>601766325
nice choice
>>601763572
>>601760706
you do not deserve pussy. EVER.
claimed
>>601760015
Hnng
>>601766110
>>601766358
You men are salt of the earth
>>601766325
Looks like an old favorite
Fairuza Balk
>>601761098
i would kill myself with that fucking voice
>>601766610
I'll take Salma Hayek
>>601766564
real?
CLAIMED AND WINNING
>Pull that pussy out and I would eat it for breakfast
>Thats right like a big bowl of cereal
>Thats right like a bowl of honey nut cheerios
>>601765946
>>601766508
mmmmmmmmmmmm
>>601766723
thanks m8
>>601766824
real..from the fappening
>>601766831
too late
>>601765946
Shes so hot in forgetting sarah marshall
>>601766847
Kill yourself, fugly and annoying as fuck in Dexter