Claim a celebrity thread
met a girl who looked like Emma Watson a few days ago, too bad she wont fall for a guy like me
Claimed. She is prefect besides her truck stop hooker teeth.
Alison Brie claimed
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favourable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque" (for that is what she calls herself) "beauty," the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>tfw two strippers come to your dorm
>"ill make you cum like you never did before honey"
>choose the skinny one instead and end up not even coming
>see this picture
>regret experience more than ever
>huge nigger nose
is people posting this girl constantly a joke like pignose chloe? why do people like girls with awful noses?
It isn't a joke m8. She has a normal size nose. Look how small it is/
because shes an aged pornstar, the the best cougars in the world.
after this im always going to go with pleasure before beauty because the prostitute i fucked didnt know what the fuck she was doing
Taissa is mine
Amber Heard. Muscle cars, .50 cals and blowjobs. Claimed
on modern family she is to die for!!
Not that anyone else awake at this time will know who she is.
1st post on 4chan everrr, i think this is a great choice. CLAIMED!
annie, annie, annie, annie, annie, annie
Imagine if it was after the apocalypse and the male survivors actually got to claim any woman they found, celebrity or not.
That's the world i wanna someday live in.
I don't know about you but I couldn't say no to this.
My precious Scarlett Johansson was taken. So gotta go with Katy Perry.
She'll always be Kate to me.
Lauren Mayberry fuckin claimed faggots
OH COME ON
I see we have a fan of small boys here.
Nope. Like I say, I doubt anyone not from the UK will have heard of her. Esther Smith.
yeah, strangely enough
shes hot as fuck tho
I'll keep posting if people keep asking.
Milana Vayntrub claimed. You suckers all lose!
I claim Jemima Rooper.
Since I have no pic.
I instead claim Jodie Foster.
Inb4 she's a lesbian- it won't matter- she'll have to leave her safe room Sometime- and then in deep inside her with her Becky Thatcher dress up over her head and her hands grasping the freshly painted fenceposts.
CLAIMED AND WINNING
>Pull that pussy out and I would eat it for breakfast
>Thats right like a big bowl of cereal
>Thats right like a bowl of honey nut cheerios