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Tron Travolta

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Tron Travolta
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'd put him in me
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don't get it..
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If John Travolta were a pistol, he'd be John Tracolta.
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>>601546136

If John Travolta were a Mexican, he'd be Juan Trajolta
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Danny Dorito
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>>601546263

If John Travolta were a Prisoner, he'd be Con Travolta
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>>601546423

If John Travolta was a dindu, he'd be John Trayvolta
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If John Travolta were obese, he'd be your mom
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>>601546614

If John Travolta was a terrible actor, he'd be John Travolta
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>>601546746

If John Travolta were a Bodybuilder, he'd be Brawn Travolta
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john revolting
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If Jon Travolta was in the Mafia, he'd be Don Travolta
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>>601546919

If John Travolta were an Imposter, he'd be Wrong Travolta
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>>601547034
Damn it I was going to say that lol
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If John Travolta were in face off, he'd be Nic Cage
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Are you in the porn industry?
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>>601547066

If John Travolta permanently held titties, he'd be John Bravolta.
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If John Travolta were Jamaican, he'd be Mon Travolta
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If John Travolta was a New York gangster, he'd be Don Travolta
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>>601547347

If John Travolta were Irish, he'd be Sean Travolta
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If John Travolta had a lot of power, he would be John Teravolt
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>>601547239

wtf i i didnt do that
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>>601547509

If John Travolta died, he'd be Gone Travolta
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>>601547677

If John Travolta didn't exist, he'd be Non Travolta
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If John Travolta had a pussy he'd be Mom Travolta
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>>601546263
this sounds oddly close to Toyota
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>>601547832

When John Travolta stretches, he's Long Travolta
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>>601546988
I'm not quite sure you've got the point of this thread...
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If Jon Travolta was a doodle, he'd be Drawn Travolta
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if John Travolta Were rick harrison he'd be pawn travolta
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So, basically...nothing rhymes with orange and Travolta. Hmm.
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>>601548067

If John Travolta were Asian, he'd be Wong Travolta
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If John Travolta were Mexican, he'd be Lawn Travolta.
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>>601545423
guess who's back with a brand new trips?
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>>601548283

If John Travolta was a Car, he'd be John Toyota
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If John Travolta were ugly, he'd be John Revolt Ya
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>>601548405

If John Travolta was Harry Potters friend, he'd be Ron Travolta
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>>601548433
dubs and rhymed the last name, faggots
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John Travolta leapt over canteen dinners he would be John Trayvaulter
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>>601548556

If John Travolta was explosive, he'd be Bomb Travolta
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if john travolta was black, he'd be a nigger
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>>601548681

If John Travolta was a toilet, he'd be John Crapholder
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>>601548834

I'm not even OP
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If John Travolta was a pornstar, he'd be Schlong Travolta
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If John Travolta were to be on /mlp/, he'd be a faggot.
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>>601548345
Not you, shitckicker
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If John Travolta was indian he would be Jaganath Samosa
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If John Travolta was gay he would be John Travolta
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If John Travolta was autistic he would be OPohn TravOPolta
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If John Travolta was a teenposting chat room, he'd be John Travola
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If John Travolta was a Redneck he would be Jon Trailorta
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If John Travolta was mentally challenged he be Dar Durvoltur
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