Show the driver your tits, it's like derailing a thread.
try for at least a foot
Here you go mate
I just shake my head and laugh every time i see American railroad tracks.
How does it feel living in the 3rd world Amerifats? Wooden ties? Really??
This guy in red and blue tight pants.
Get a couple blocks of steel, 6 ft by 1 ft, weld onto track on both sides.
Train will cut through but the front wheels will cave, thus derailing the train.
That or put thermite under the rail and detonate it when the train runs over it.
i once stole a bike, removed a wheel from it, threw the wheel on the rails and then bailed the fuck out of the area
never heard anything of it, though, so i guess someone removed it on time or the train just hit the wheel and it shot away in a nearby bush or something
>only 40 thousand pounds
>mfw you're a terrible estimator of weight
>Sell beam and spikes to the local shop owner.
>Buy rocket parts
>Win science fair
>Work for Nasa
>Write a book
>Make a movie
>Never take responsibility for the derailed trains.
There is no single best way.
Least perceptible - dig under the rails and let the train deform the rails as it goes over them. Eventually the rails will deform enough to derail the thread. I mean, train.
Fastest - if you have to derail the train RIGHT FUCKING NOW, go with explosives. IED style, shoulder mounted rocket launcher, whatever. Boom goes the train-o-mite.
Bloody as shit - get another train going the opposite direction. Frontal collisions are always fun and rarely avoid derailment.
Least effort - fuck with the track switches. Just that. Or fuck with the signaling at a crossing. You can almost effortlessly cause a train to derail with some smart switch fuckery.
Well Canada is such a low density population country it is forgivable that they use some wooden ties since they have such a huge country.
America is very populated but still uses wooden ties because they are so redneck and poor
No I keep track of the time table and speed restrictions. speak to the dispatcher and other train crews, if any work needs to be performed in route I get out and do it. I'm in charge of the train, cargo and engineer.
Not a coin.
>me after I waited for the train
I actually did once, Im in the bath tub so cant tell story right but i will soon