most evil racist joke you can come up with? >how many niggers

>Joke for europeans

What's the border between Humans and animals ?

The Mediterranean sea

>>601237431
u funny mister

Why don't nigger like aspirin?

It's white, you have to pick out the cotton, and it works.

>>601237168
What's the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?

At least a large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why do mexicans drive lowriders?

So they can drive and pick cabbage at the same time.

>>601237168
>How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
>Zero.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?

Because they think they're whale turds

whats worse than a jew in an oven?

>a jew on the street

whats the difference between a nigger and a pint of milk?

What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart?
She just called them by their last names.

What do you call a train full of Jews?

>It doesn't matter. You'll never see them, again.

How do you stop five niggers from raping a white woman?

Throw them a basketball

A white man and a nigger in a tree.

They both jump down, who lands first?

The white man does, the rope stopped the nigger.

What do you call a dead nigger?
A problem.
What do you call a million dead niggers?
A BIG problem.
What do you call it when all niggers are dead?
Problem solved.

>>601237583
>So they can drive and pick cabbage at the same time.

I dont get the cabbage one. Explain for a non-amerifag.

>>601237168
Come on man that's racist, racism is a crime....and crime is for black people.

>>601237807
?

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and they pass an orphanage.
The priest nudges the rabbi and asks, "Hey, wanna go in there and fuck some kids?"
The Rabbi asks, "Out of what?"

>>601237168
>evil
>racist
pick one

What do you call a barn full of niggers?


>Antique farming equipment.

>>601237948
We use Mexicans as slaves to work our farms. It works with any plant, I just thought cabbage was the funny one.

what's black and red and spins really fast?
nigger baby in a blender.

What do you call a nigger abortion?

Crimestoppers

20% of Japanese men have Cataracts. Another 15% have Rincorns or Chevrorets.

What is the difference between nigger and tires?
Tires don't sing when you put chains on them

>>601237948
Mexicans are often hired as cheap labor for crop harvest in the southwest.

>>601237882
now THATS racist

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?
By putting flowers on the grave.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

>NIGGERS

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>>601238141

What's black and dangerous to cut through? The line at KFC

What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's the difference between white jews and black jews?

Black jews have to sit at the back of the oven.

>>601238221
kek'd

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>>601237882
>She just called them by their last names.

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>2015
>Still being racist...

What do you call a black guy in the cockpit of a plane?

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

To remind niggers they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

>>601238320
Crash victim

>>601237168
What's the only difference between niggers and apes? Apes swing from vines. Niggers swing from ropes.

>>601238312
is that supposed to be bait?

>>601237431
>implying yurrop isn't overrun with shitskin mongrels...

Why do lions in Africa lick their assholes? To get the nigger taste out of their mouths.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling.

>>601237168
What has pigs and white people in common?
They have the same color.

What do you say to a nigger in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise

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>>601238413
12y old detected

Why do Japanese people have squinty eyes? Because atomic bombs are bright.

>>601237168
What separates mankind from the animals?
The mediterranean sea,

>>601238320
Terrorist

>>601238067
lol, the explanation of the joke was funnier than said joke

>>601238067
Gotcha.

>>601238179
Hard workers indeed.

>>601238014
this

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>>601238464

Why was the black jew sad?

Because he had to sit at the back of the oven

>>601238375
>>601238570
A pilot, you racists!

>>601238547
I approve

>>601237608
not sure if i get it

>>601238464
Wat?

A nigger, a jew, a faggot and a chink walk into a bar.

The bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"

>>601238505
Lol

>>601238660
tater famine

>>601238720
lost

>>601238432
you just don't get it amerifag...

>>601237608
underrated.

What's the difference between a ran over rat and a ran over nigger?

There are skid marks in front of the rat.

Why are asians the most advanced firm

>>601237948
wetbacks do one of four things or some combo once they swim to the USA. They are all the same just the years change.
1. Work in fields ie a cabbage patch earn $ to buy... &
2. Drive shitty $1,200 cars with $5,000 worth of drop kits and euro tail lights.
3. Drive drunk
4. Reproduce, steal social security numbers and collect welfare.

>why do you never throw rocks at a Mexican on a nice bike?

It's probably your bike.

>>601238854
>everything must be about murrca...

What's Long and Hard on a Black man?
Third Grade

>>601238879
>2015
>not having ABS

>>601238720
no, it's a 4chan convention

Jew with a boner runs to wall. What does he hits first?

His nose.

What's black and doesn't work?
Half of London

>>601237635

Are you 6?

Whère can I find a gallery of some girl with sexy pictures on it? Its for a prank in a meeting app

How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls her tampon out, the cotton is already picked off of it.

>>601238966
you just dont get it /b/rah
...what an idiot...

2 priests r driving in a car they get pulled over . Cop walks up says we are looking for a couple pedophiles. Priests look at each other and tell the cop ... yeah we can do it

>>601238660
See, if you take away all the potatoes...

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what do you call the black scientist reasercer that found the cure for cancer and aids ??............nigger

what's the difference between a white person and a black person

nothing

>>601238647
I already did that one you porch monkey.

Why do black guys cry during sex?

Because of the mace.

A mexican and a nigger are in a car. Who's driving?

The cop!

A little black child died, went to heaven, and God gave him his wings. The little black child asked "am I an angel now?" and God said "NAW NIGGA, YOU A BAT!"

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air?

"DROP THAT TV, NIGGER!"

Why do niggers have white palms?

Because there's a little good in everyone.

What did Lincoln say after he went on a three day drinking binge?

"I set WHO free?"

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive.

>>601237431
>>601237882
Fucking kek, good kek at that.

>>601238547
>>601238221

>>601238002
Other good ones.

Why are gorillas always frowning?

Because in 10,000 years it will turn into a nigger

>>601238464
kek'd, non black anon here

>>601239203
You should be dead by now...

>>601238464
Damn you burnt whitey hard there,...

Ironically we are supposed to taste like pork too

>>601239318
Life expectancy, credit score, voting status and employment?

>>601237608
toppest of keks

>>601238464
That doesn't make any goddamn sense.

>>601239202
Oh haha.

>>601238464
All pigs are white now ? Retard detected .

>>601238256

You hungry or something?

whats the difference between a black jew and a white jew
the black jew sits at the back of the oven

what is long and black
the unemployment line

what do niggers do after sex
25 years to life

what are niggers
proof that skunks and monkeys fuck

What's long, black, and smelly?

The unemployment line.

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Time to drown a slave baby

What did the jews eat during the holocaust?
>nothing

Two jewish kids in the ghetto get into a fight,
one picks up some dirt and throws at the second one. the second one shouts: "Keep my mom off this!"

>>601237635
WHY THE FUCK, why the fucking fuck, FOR FUCK SAKE WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD IN YOUR TINY FUCKING BRAIN. do you think a shark would eat shit, you dough brain weasel dicked fuck monkey

O Mein Furher had a camp
E-I-E-I-O
And on this camp he gassed some jews
E-I-E-I-O
With a work camp here and a death camp there,
Here a gun, there a ditch
Every jude, mass grave
O Mein Furher had a camp
E-I-E-I-O

>>601239610
how do you pick up girls at auschwitz
with a dustpan

what is the most confusing day in the hood
fathers day

>>601239795
Should probably change it to "ein kamp"

>>601239202
Have you tasted African food?

Neither have they.

>>601237807
whats the difference between your jokes and your life?
>A punchline

>>601237807
One is white and smells bad if you leave it out of the fridge too long, the other is a nigger.

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Basically, this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXb5L32hcmQ

What's the difference between being black and gay?

You don't have to tell your parents you're black.

what were jews fed at the camps?
baguetteo's, then schindler bueno for desert.

3 mexicans, pedro, paco and juan, jump from a cliff, pedro weighs 200 lbs, paco, 220, and juan 180 lbs, who wins ?

The world

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What does a black guy say before sex?

"Scream and I'll cut you, bitch!"

Why do jews have big noses?

Because air is free.
How many jews can you fit into a car?

Two in the front, three in the back, and six million in the ash tray.

You hear about the new car made in Israel?

Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

What's the difference between Batman and a nigger.

Batman can go a night without Robin.

How was copper wire invented?

Two jews were fighting over a penny.

What's the most racist thing in the world.

A sprinkler. It goes chinkchinkchinkchinkchink SPIC niggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What's the difference between the Holy Grail and a black man's father?

There's still a chance the Holy Grail can be found.

How was copper wire invented?

Two jews fighting over a penny.

>what you get from crossbreeding nigger and octopus?
dont know either, but it would be hell good at picking cotton
>whats the difference between bike and nigger?
both wont work without a chain

>>601239901
>ein Lager, Versager

How do you babysit a nigger ? Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump on the bed . How do you get him down ? Tel a Mexican it's a pinata .

>>601238720
apparently not

what do you do when you see a nigger drowning?

throw him his wife and kids

You aren't allowed to say black paint anymore.

Now you have to ask politely, "Leroy, please paint that wall."

>>601238002
I dont get it.

how do you keep a nigger from drowning? (not that you would)

take your foot off his head

Why do black people stink?

So blind people can hate them too.

>>601238067
I took it as they eat grass clippings like cabbage.

>>601240512
Rabbi's are jewish

>>601238464
fuck off nigger

>>601238244
Underrated post, kekkity kek