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It's time.

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It's time.
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>>601155641
hi i'm paul
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>inb4 jet fuel
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>>601155641
got my money on the sun and i have a small side bet on the 1 trillion marines
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>>601155641
Venus, obviously.
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>>601155846
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Assassin bugs? Well shit, there's your answer.
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who would win


a shoe box or a bottle of water ?
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Well, I mean it is a lot of bugs. And they're ASSASIN bugs.
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>>601155641

Venus, hands down.
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Space would win.
Kill bugs and contain Venus.
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>>601156016
>implying they can't attack at night and assassinate venus
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>>601157598
/thread
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>>601156361
Shoe box. Unless the bottle of water is full, then I'd have to say the water bottle has the advantage.
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>>601157598
Unluckily for Venus
It's always night on one half the planet.
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>>601155641
Venus. Those bugs wont be doing much assassinating at 900 degrees F.
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>>601158277
You underestimate the assassin bug's training.
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>ITT: inane shitposting
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>>601158277
>Implying assassin bugs do not each have a mini batman utility belt to deal with such a situation
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>>601158075
So they take half of Venus no problem, so what we're left with is 6 trillion assassin bugs versus 1/2 of Venus. And that's a lot of bugs
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>>601159103
This guy knows what's up.

They're ASSASSIN bugs after all.

And since when were assassins unprepared?
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>implying venus stands a chance
baka venus loses against thousand fold assassin bug
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>>601155641
A big assassin bug lenght is 3.7cm
at its farthest venus is 261m kilometers from earth.
This means it would take exactly 70,540,540,540,541 assassin bugs to reach venus.
Meaning that we are 64,540,540,540,541 bugs short.

Sorry, venus wins.
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>>601155641

How does one defeat venus
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>>601160021
the assassin's teleported themselves to venus. now what.
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>>601160195
With 70,540,540,540,542 assassin bugs.
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>>601160195
They use their batman utility belts to crate space travel and when landing, eat it from the outside till nothing's left.
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>>601160272
Assassin bug's are mythical creatures with supernatural powers.
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this is clearly a trick question. the assassin bugs would try to assassinate each other to see who is the best assassin. 1 assassin bug isn't enough to kill venus
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venus is surrounded by clouds of sulphuric acid. the bugs could not even land on the planet. they'd dissolve if they tried.
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>>601155846
reroll
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>>601155641
Well, neither can melt steel beams.
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>>601160021
Assassins can shadowstep and shit, you know. We're not talking about your everyday bug.
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>>601160558
But they are assassin bugs. They would be prepared for such a situation.
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>>601160021
Assuming they don't latch on to each other, extending as far as possible. Since there isn't any gravity in space, they simply just go from the back and move forward climbing the line to extend endlessly you're also assuming these bugs have no mutations such among a mass of that many insects there are bound to be some beneficial mutations the same with detrimental mutations
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That's alot of bugs tho
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>>601160558
Did you not pay attention to before?
>>601159103
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>>601160549
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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>>601160195
>>601160424
What this anon said.
>Pic related
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FUCKING KEK that many assassin bugs would take up every square inch of space on our planet.
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>>601161109
Assuming it's not a brotherhood of assassin bugs?
also implying they are just one species
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>>601161379
What is that in cubic feet pls respnd.
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>>601155846
Fuck you, Paul.
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>>601161469
a brotherhood? oh snapples, these bugs are just assassins, they're organized... oh lord
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>>601161203
All the proof I need. Assassin bugs win, there can be no doubt.
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>>601155641
Hey, just got back from cruising in my lambo, and I cam tell you Venus would win. Also bu my book bitch
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Venus would win. Venus supports life like a nigger supports a family.
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>>601161203
11/10
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>>601161203
Yup, A-bug wins.
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>>601161630
nope in miles from end on end. Its like 1515151515.15 miles bro. thats allot of little niggas. now put that into square miles.
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>>601161203
>Pro paint skills.jpg
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>>601161630
Here you go anon I calculated it for you
>3.31697393e+11
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>>601161203
Fucking kek
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>>601161203
VENUS LOSES
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>>601157598
kek
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>>601162173
the bugs would take up
>2158333333.3333333333333333333333 feet
that's far from 3.31697393e+11
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>>601161203
lel
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Well that depends, what does Venus bring to this fight?
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>>601161203
>Implying sun would not burn them
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>>601163013
Heat, sheer volume, pressure of gravity
It's literally a do and die mission.
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Venus is so hot, all the assassin bugs couldn't help but jack off, and in doing so, disgracing their assassin honour, forcing them to commit seppuku. Venus wins.
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>>601162827
dunno why you bother with feet instead of meters, but assuming the average assassin bug is about 20 square mm, 6 trillion would only take up a third of the earths surface, and just under all of the surface of venus
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great thread, thanks for the laughs guys
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>>601163314
its amazing what you can do in a few minutes in paint.
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>>601163097
>they didn't already assassinate the sun to have complete darkness envelop venus allowing them to strike easier
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>>601163097
>Implying utility belts could not handle situation
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>>601163645
that looks like a horsedick
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>>601163823
kek
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>>601163272
Because I'm not from Europe
I'm from 'Murica And I was raised not using the metric system unfortunately.
I can put it in meters if you want anon
and venus is much larger than the earth so how is that even possible?
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>>601163823
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>>601163823
holy shit the earth is inseminating venus with its green space semen!
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This thread...is much better than expected.
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Venus is a woman. Women cannot kill bugs. That's why they need a man. Bugs kill Venus. But they cannot kill Mars.
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>>601164003
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>>601164003
Venus is smaller than Earth...
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>Why are we assuming these are all one species?
>they could be a variety with each having abilities for their own playing part to venus's demise
>Spiders, ants, moths, mantis's,
Not enough detail was given
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>>601164480
Fuck For some reason I thought it was the size of jupiter
>>601164343
I blame 'Murica for my lack of intelligence my apologies.
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>>601164295
So Mars wins?
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>>601164923
NOPE
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>>601163272
How could it take up only 1/3 of earth
and almost all of Venus When it's earth's twin?
Goddamn anon Go back to the 3rd grade.
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>>601165123
>help me
lost my shit
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>>601161203

What i what qualifies as defeating venus

Venus isn't really anything but a chunk of lifeless matter floating in space

Venus has no goals or intentions or ideals therefore cannot be defeated
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>>601164923
>>601165123
Mars is man. Man kill bug. Mars win.
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This thread.
>Mfw shitty paint skills have made it pretty good
Why don't more threads do this?
>Also, mfw no face
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>>601164923
The scale of this drawing is hilarious.
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Venus certainly can be defeated. But not with that attitude
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>>601165793
this

shitty paint skills make everything better
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UH OH
HERE COMES GOD OF THE SEA TO THE RESCUE
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>>601165123
Since mars is smaller than Venus wouldn't it get caught in its orbit and be thrown back towards earth causing the demise of the assassin bugs?
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>>601166175
Bugs drink water. Sea god is now in the belly of the assassin's. Neptune loses.
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>>601166175
This is science there isn't any gods relative tot his gtfo outta here with that shit faggot
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>>601166467
>not realizing "god of the sea" is the planet neptune
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" Rise my brethren, fore we have successfully thwarted the assasin bug menace, as we speak their futile attempts to overtake Venus is in vain.
It is our time now, let their be cool leafy shade and succulent aphids for every lady bug in celebration! Rise! rise! and take to the skies my brethren! It is yours to behold! "
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>>601166369
>yfw the God of War is a manlet.
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suppose they are 5 grams each. Thats 5x10^12 grams, or 5 million tons. Venus weighs 5x10^21 tons. They'd vanish like a drop of water in the ocean, leaving only traces of vaporized bug after a few minutes.
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>>601166729
>Not clarifying it was Neptune
>Just "god of the sea"
I'm not a mind reader Anon.
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>>601166873
I don't even understand where you're going with this?
>god of war wtf?
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>>601167362
>not realizing "god of war" is the planet mars
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>>601166175
>Implying Utility belts can't handle water
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>>601167362
Aries is the god of war, Mars represents that. But Mars is actually smaller and frigidly colder than Earth or Venus. So Mars is a manlet.
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>>601167619
thread is kill
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>>601167568
This shit is getting more insane by the second.
I love it, Moar
Better than most of the re-posted shit on here.
>Rooting for Assassin bugs to conquer space
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>>601155641
Matter cannot be created or destroyed.
Therefore, it's a stalemate.
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>>601167987
>Matter cannot be created or destroyed
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>2015
>people still have no knowledge of our solar system and the physics involved with accretion or creation.

The time of stupid god worship is over, the future is coming, its best to get to know your own interstellar neighborhood. Pick up a fucking book for Christ sake and put your smart phones down.
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Can't Pluto help out assassin bugs cuz still butthurt about being called a moon instead
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>>601168224
my smartphone is my shepherd and google is my lord and savior
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Inb4 Earth betrays Assassin Bugs and becomes final boss.
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>>601167987

It can be converted to energy tho
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>>601167568
Reinforcements!
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>>601168634
>Implying Aliens won't appear and kill them all
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>>601168461
>moon

It's a dwarf planet near the kuiper belt. A moon is a satellite in tidal lock of a more massive solar body.
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>>601167455
Like I said Not a mind reader
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>>601160913
>they simply just go from the back and move forward climbing the line to extend endlessly
That doesn't work. Violates Newton's third law, by the time the insect walked from one end to the other, the entire line of insects will have moved one insect length in the opposite direction the insect is walking.
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>>601157598

>implying a light couldn't be turned on to keep them at bay
>implying assassin bugs can melt light beams
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>>601168653
how many beetles are there?
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Has anyone considered that venus might have a utility belt too?
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>>601169073
1 trillion plutonium beetles trying to save the solar system
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>>601169301
forgot image
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>>601169253
DUN DUN DUN
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If the assassins bugs timing is off by a smidge they will never reach Venus at its opposition to Earth and be way to far away to reach it.
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>>601169333
Beetles don't have utility belts?
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>>601168653
The conquest is going great.
The bugs have teamed up and have shared technologies.
Both now have Batman utility belts and whatever the fuck the beetles had.
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>>601169553
Where the fuck is Uranus?
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>>601169553
oh wow neptune mars & venus getting blown the fuck out
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>>601169776
gimme a moment
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>>601169776

Between the Cheek Nebula.
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>>601160868
>WoW rogue
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>>601169976
Laughed out loud and scared my dog.
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>>601170039
rogue's do it from behind
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>>601169776
Uranus appears, spouting something brownish red from its opening at the bugs and beetles
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>>601163097

>implying they can't go around sun beams
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>>601170245
here was my idea
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>>601170572
>>601170245
Por que no los dos?
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>mfw this thread
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>>601155846
my names jeff
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An alien planet appeared!
AND OH NO
IT HAS A BATMAN UTILITY BELT

WE NEED DUBS TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO AGAINST THIS ONE LADS
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>>601170971
nuke it with an ion cannon from earth
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What the fuck is going on in this thread
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>>601170971
Order pizzas to alien planet for appeasement.
>Dubs get
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/thread
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>>601155641
quads says venus
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>>601170971
Uranus focuses all its attack on alien planet thus red spluge disables the alien planet's batman belt
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sucks its dick till its gay
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>>601171392
my fucking sides
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>>601170971
Beetles gain firebending abilities.
Attack alien planet.
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>>601171588
winrar
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>>601171392
Pls
Pickle god only has power on Uranus
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>>601167987
that's energy you fuckwit
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>>601171588
This
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>>601155641
Does Venus have air support?
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>>601170971
>alien planet
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>>601155641
Dude couldnt they just... like, assassinate venus
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keep this thread alive I'm going for a bite
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Bump. The world needs to know how the conflict will end.
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where did you go OP? we must know without any lockness monsters
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Bumping with McConaughey.
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bumping
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>>601171588
Sorry for late reply anon, comp crashed on me.
Anyway.
We seemed to have gained it's friendship with our dick sucking skills for now
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>>601174360
Again, dubs decides.
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>>601174360
Real question here is who creates 6 trillion assassin bugs, some planet of apes shit right there
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this thread is full of win
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>>601174633
Well, since dubs, must answer.
The planet that has assassin bugs is earth.
It has simply devolved all humans into bugs and left technology behind, hence the batman utility belts.
The reason for humanities destruction and bug uprising is that Putin and Obama got into a pissing contest with each other over nukes and this is the end result. No land, just water, radiation, technology and bugs.
>Pro-tip: This was directed by M.Night-Shyamalan
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>>601175137
Shaminamadong could never think of anything this clever.
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>>601175137
Wow what a twist.
If dubs, take over alien planet by control of its dick.
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>>601175137
Didn't even notice I got dubs. Use alien planet to anal Uranus
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>>601160558

6 trillion of them would likely fuck up the chemical balance of venus' atmosphere
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Glorious OC is glorious
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>>601155641
venus
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>>601171987
matter and energy are interchangeable
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>>601160867
Venus can melt steel memes
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Guy doing the space conquest painting here.
Need to go right now as got to get ready for job.
If the other anon is here who was helping out before, could he do >>601175522 ?
If not, anyone may take over.
Been a fun thread guys, but I gotta go.
See ya /b/ros
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>>601175924
bye, paint Anon! You did a great job
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>>601175522
Oh shi-
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Bump
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>>601175924
Thread was success. Good luck with job.
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>>601175924
>Nevar forget
Thanks for making /b/ interesting again based paint bro.
Even if it was only for a little while.
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>>601175924
lates bruh
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