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>be me, be 18 >beta so hard I'm an omegafag >senior

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>be me, be 18
>beta so hard I'm an omegafag
>senior year
>at school library, so omegafag I live there
> librarian knows me well, only friend
>asks me typical senior questions, college, graduation, other shit
>asks about prom
> ohshitchangesubject.exe
> doesn't work, have to tell her I have no date and probably won't go
> says her daughter is close to me in age, we should meet
> thank you Richard Dawkins atheist overlord.
> be 2 weeks later, meet this chick
> she's 7/10 but that's 7 more than me
> cool as fuck, likes same shit I do, vidya, books, Jurassic park
>hit it off with girl for first time in life
> eternalhappiness.PNG
> fast forward 4 weeks, been seeing or talking to her almost daily, BTW her name is Justine
> one day she says "Oh anon you've been nicer to me than any other guy."
> I summon any possible strand of alphaness I was born with, and ask her to prom.
> she says yes
> almost die of heart attack, have this weird omegafag smile rest of day I'm so happy
>fast forward to prom, pick Justine up, wearing this fine ass white dress, can see her black thong through back.
>take her to dinner, then to prom, I walk in with her, half the crowd fucking stops what they're doing in utter shock at me with a girl
>One dude claps really loud
>dance and other typical shit
>10:30 p.m. Justine asks if I wanna go
> take this as she isn't having fun
> get in car she tells me to drive in opposite direction of her house
> dafuq.jpg
> get to where she wanted to go its a motel, oh shit, praise be unto Richard Dawkins
> Justine tells me to sit on bed, goes into bathroom, comes out in thong and bra, and does this dance facing backwards to me, gives me lap dance
>dick so hard diamonds be jealous, like it could sunder the earth if fell its so hard
>Justine turns around "Anon I wanna have sex with you."
>Something is poking my leg
> Justine is a guy, real name is Justin
mfw her dick is bigger than mine

Continue?
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continue faggot
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What the fuck...
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ha gayy
nice pasta btw
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> see penis
> initiate little_bitch.exe
> sprint out of motel
> out of shape so more like fast jog
> run to woods, cause fuck logic
> spend ten minutes in woods
> go back to motel
> she/he? she is crying
> calm her down, and drive her home
>awkward ass drive
> drop her off go home, masturbate to sleep
> fast forward a week
>haven't talked to her since or been to library
> see her at walmart
> gotta say something
> curse you Richard Dawkins
> I walk up to her and do this omegafag soft hello while she's shopping
> get slapped across face when she sees it's me
>explain to her I'm sorry
> spend 30 minutes in walmart apologizing
> itworks.jpg
> awkward goodbye because I don't know how to proceed
> fast forward a week, Justine texts me
> says "Hey what's up"
> she got tickets to Jurassic Park 3, asks if I wanna go
> say yes, because only other thing i'd do is jack off

anyone still there? should I continue?
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>>601132544
continue dear OP
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>>601132544
Super homo, but continue.
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>>601132544
Continue m8
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>>601131486
It's a trap! Holy cow!
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indeed, super fucking FAAYG, but do continue yes sir
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Pretty weird story, but I'm waitin.
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3/10 b8
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still waiting
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>get to theater
> Jurassic Park 3 signs everywhere
> Dr. Alan Grant is the shit
> Justine walks over to me
> she's happy I came
> she looks fine, but i'm confused she/he/it has a dick
> stay anyway because I fucking love Jurassic Park
> buy her ticket and popcorn and typical movie shit
>settle in and watch movie
> I'm omegafag so I actually watch it
> couple minutes in when Velociraptors trap them fuckers in the tree, she puts head on my shoulder
> internal_fucking_meltdown.png
>my dick is hard
> my mind is soft
> no thoughts just confusion
> don't even know what happens next in movie for 5 minutes
> eventually work up nerve to put arm around Justine
> Spinosaurus shows up in movie, scares her ass, she clings onto me, arm brushes my dick
> she realizes i'm into her still
> pulls me out of theater
> i'm still watching movie as I'm being forced to leave, because Jurassic Park is the shit

im typing as I do this so give me a sec
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>>601132544
bump
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>>601133562
>inb4 walk the jurassic dinosaur
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>>601133562
> i'm still watching movie as I'm being forced to leave, because Jurassic Park is the shit
Fucking hilarious
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Holy shit type your homo story faster.
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>>601133877
OPEN THE DOOR GET ON DA FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE JURASSIC DINOSAUR
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>>601134078
You don't rush greatness bro. Let the man speak.
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>>601134122
Not that fucking thing again
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>>601134122
I will be pissed if OP is a total fag like that.
Also.
>2015
>not pre-typing
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Op stop being a fag and post
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You better suck her dick you faggot
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>>601134625
>his
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> we make it back to my car, im freaking out still
> looking around considering bolting again
> she tells me she understands I freaked out
> btw we live in shithole, virginia, population hick
> says I've never been near or known someone like her
> explains that it's okay to be attracted to her because she is a woman, since gender is what you want it to be.
> my mind finally catches up to my dick in what's happening
> I tell her I was an idiot for running away
> Say I still like her, i'm just a little confused still
> she understands
> kisses me and says it's okay
> undoes my belt while saying it's okay
> oh shit I might not become a wizard one day
> gives me a sloppy mediocre blowjob, but I'm an 18 year old omegafag
> best fucking thing ever
> Praise be unto Richard Dawkins
> I cum 30 seconds in, got that stamina
> she spits it all back out onto my dick and underwear
> apologizes and gets napkins from glove compartment, cleans me up
> I take her home, and kiss her on the lips when I drop her off

It gets better don't worry, this is necessary backstory continue?
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>>601134459
It's pre-typed. He's busy looking for the .txt file while gigging incessantly.
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>>601134745
yes damnit
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>>601134745
will you keep fucking going already fuck, stop asking to cont you cunt
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MOAR
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> apologizes and gets napkins from glove compartment, cleans me up
Who the hell keeps napkins in their glove compartment?
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>>601135070
literally everybody lol
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>>601135070
i have napkins in my center console.
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>>601135070
You don't?
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hurry the fuck up faggot and tell us how you sucked its dick!!!!!
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>>601135070
i do too
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>>601134807
builds that suspense
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>>601135070
faggots obviously
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WTF? You let that bitch force you out of the theater while watching mother fucking Jurassic Park? Why not just blow him/her while watching the movie, you faggot?
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Stop walking the jurassic dinosaur and type faster faggot
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>>601135218
>>601135220
>>601135237
>>601135314
Guess I'm the weird one then.
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>>601135070
what do you keep gloves in your glove department or something?
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>>601135070
haha right? if u do that FUCK U!!!! >:)

you idiot.
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Copy pasta confirmed
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Did Justine look anything like this Hood Ornament?
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>>601135500
Car manual, pens. Stupid shit I don't use.
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>>601135634
Hood Ornament haha
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Hurry the fuck up OP, I'm getting soft
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>>601135070
One day when you have cum all over your lap after getting blown by a non swallowing trap napkinless you are going to think back on this thread and feel like an idiot.
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>>601135634
Nice gang sign.
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Hurry up OP you fag
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>>601131486
Quick, someone screen cap this!
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lurking, reading, enjoying
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>>601131486
continue
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plz someone screencap make montage and post
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>>601135852
Best post i have ever read
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>>601135589
Source it fag
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>>601134745
OP my dick is diamonds.
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Come on OP! Piece of fag! Keep texting that shit! You must be suck xe cock!
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>>601131486
Kill yourself OP
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COME THE FUCK ON OP
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> fast forward to monday
> get to school
> go to Library for first time in a while
> Librarian thanks for me treating her daughter well
> says I'm a great person
> lets me check out 4 books at a time, usually only 2 per school rules
> my day is fucking made
> enter Tyler Williams, alpha male fucktard who bullies me, TW for short
> TW says he saw me with Justine at movie theater, apparently he cleans bathrooms there
> says she must be my cousin because I'm a bitch
> TW takes me into school bathroom and punches me in face
> spend 10 minutes crying on bathroom floor
> have black eye
> see Justine after school
> she asks what happens
> tell her it's no big deal
> try to act manly
> inside still crying like bitch I am
> she remembers my birthday is this Saturday, says she has a surprise for me
> still an ignorant omegafag think it might be we go back to theater to finish Jurassic Park 3
> fast forward to saturday morning hype as fuck for finishing Jurassic Park 3
> I pick her up, she is wearing super nice, super short black dress
> I say i'm excited to see Jurassic Park
> she says that's not what we're doing
> hopes_shattered.png
> tells me to go back to motel
> hope_restoration.exe
> we arrive at same shitty motel
> I get a room again for 2 hours
> that kind of place
> says she wants to give me something better than a blowjob for being such a good person
> enter my crude attempt at making out with her
> I almost suffocate because I can't figure out how to breathe from nose
> catch breath
> go back in
> ten minutes later she stops, I'm breathing like a fat kid going up steps
> she smiles at my patheticness
> starts doing a strip tease
> gets down to thong and bra again
> my dick becomes Erexcalibur conquerer of kingdoms, sunderer of worlds it's so hard
> Richard Dawkins and Alan Grant would be proud

conclusion is cuming!
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>>601136002
I'm getting all of this
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>>601131486

> cool as fuck, likes same shit I do, vidya, books, Jurassic park
>Jurassic park
>people aren't expecting dinosaur

really guys?
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>>601136234
literally laughed my ass off
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>>601136315
>Erexcalibur
kek
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>>601136411
We're giving him a chance. If he fucks up, it's game over.
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>>601136315

inb4 she's a velociraptor

calling it RIGHT NOW
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>>601136315
i know a nigga named tyler williams, guy can shred on a skateboard.
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>>601136585
Loch Ness monster
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>>601136571
Fucks up?

It's a goddamn troll thread.
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> my dick becomes Erexcalibur conquerer of kingdoms, sunderer of worlds it's so hard
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>>601136671

OP keeps mentioning jurassic park, it's going to be related to that.
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I think we all know the dinosaur is coming, but its the suspense about HOW the dinosaur is coming that make these threads so great...
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>>601136411
um.. >>601133877 >>601134122
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>>601136709
So what
> entertainment
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>inb4 Dinosaur
>inb4 Bel Air
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>>601136837
what the fuck this guy said
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Its going to be about tree fifty I'm assuming
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>>601137027
god damn loche ness monster
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>>601136837
He says game over like it means something
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>>601135480
Yes. You are.
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>he pulls down his thong
>I suck his dick
the end
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>inb4 it's a dino in disguise
and taking you to Jurassic Park was essentially watching porn together
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>>601137106
the ending we deserve
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>>601135480
weird one confirmed
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while we're waiting for OP
can anyone tell me what I should do?
I'm bored
i'm tired
nothing is interesting
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>>601136801
exactly
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>>601137272
post letter bombs
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>>601137272
watch rocket launch vids on youtube
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>>601137343
to whom?
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>>601137272
Anhero?
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not the ending we deserve, but the ending we need right now...
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That's fucking it? Kinda what I expected. You're still a faggot, OP, but I must say, having all these tards on edge makes you one glorious fucker. Yes, even I was.
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>>601137272
Get some weed
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>>601136315
WHERE IS MOAR
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>>601131486

you can't get a motel at age 18

gg
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>I fuck his ass
>Pull out at mach 5
>mfw shit everywhere
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>>601137272
Illurminati vids
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>>601137272
fap
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>>601137400
i don't have any connection
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>>601137272
Read a book nigga. Hit that Dunk and Egg up.
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>>601137272
>>601137375
remember to live stream
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>>601137483
i've seen a few things like that
got any recommendations?
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>>601136523
Holy fuck go to the hospital!
>Literally
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>>601131486
>one dude claps really loud
Lol
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>>601137503
sorry i don't speak ebonics
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>>601137427
yes you can... if you have a credit card you can rent a room faggot.
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>>601137373
everyone you know
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>>601137493
>>601137503
>no penis
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>op leaves us hanging like Justine's dick
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>>601137493

Finally something normal in this shitstorm of a thread.
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>>601132544
>she got tickets to Jurassic Park 3, asks if I wanna go
>>601133562
>buy her ticket and popcorn and typical movie shit

pretty good story anyway
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Comeone faggot we are waiting
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>>601137641
kek
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>>601137493
Guess whut
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>>601133562
> she asks me if i wanna see jurrasic park because she got tickets
> i buy her ticket and popcorn and shit

did she already have tickets or did you buy them anon? Your lies are catching up with you, blumenfeld.
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>takes off thong
>instead of a penis has an 8 inch velociraptor
>in a flare of omegafagginess yank it off of her body
>put in round shallow Oriental cooking vessel
>wok the dinosaur
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Come on OP
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>>601137730
The fact that this didn't even startled me makes me really scared.
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>>601134745
>> gives me a sloppy mediocre blowjob, but I'm an 18 year old omegafag
Virgin loser can tell a mediocre blowjob from a good one?

0/10 troll harder.
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>>601137828
>3/10 cosplay
>No penis
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>>601137758
he bought it from her/him/it
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>>601137730
fucking got me
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>>601137730
saw this on another thread.hah.
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>>601137793
Kek
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>>601137793
huehuehue
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>>601137567
Not the guy you were talking to but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H62k8mhSP50
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>>601137877
fr though
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Op died
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I can't bump this all day dude...
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God damn it OP you colossal fucking faggot, hurry up and tell us about fucking that boypussy.
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>>601131486
Funky Cold Medina


Fuck OP for being inferior
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>>601138168
I think you're right anon
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> she keeps dancing for 5 minutes, then removes thong and bra
> undoes my pants
> still panting like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck
>gives me a handjob, fastforward 20 seconds I cum she licks it up and smiles at me
> kisses me on lips
> I'm_okay_with_this.jpg
> my dick gets hard again about 2 minutes later
> she climbs on bed and pulls out a small container of astro glide, and some trojans
> gives me condom to put on
> spend 30 seconds trying to figure out how it opened, 45 trying to figure out how it goes on
> she sighs and helps me unroll it on dick
> asks me to rub the astroglide on her anus
> I put bottle top into her anus and squeeze shooting it into her, she tells me to stop, confused as fuck
> finally get her lubed up
> I come in for landing like the helicopter in first Jurassic Park
> I push and slip in, oh shit this is amazing
> she says it's not as painful as she though
> don't even care it might be because dick is small
> start pumping
> I'm pretty sure my sex noises are a combo of fat kid panting, and dinosaur screeches
> I cum a whole 3 minutes after entering her
> mfw I am a boss no longer a virign
> I realize she hasn't orgasmed/came whatever the hell she does yet
> I tell her I want her to
> she sits on edge of bed her dick is 7 inches it Erexcalibur's older alpha brother
> I lick the tip of her penis and retreat, like some weird snake tongue shit
> she smiles at my weird ness
> eventually get confidence to have her head in my mouth
> not_that_bad.png
> start doing a blowjob worse than hers
> I can get 2.5 inches in my mouth
> she is obviously getting fed up with it
> pushes my head down, it's down my throat
> im crying like when I got punched
> she lets me go
> I go back down
> I'm sucking her dick for a good 5 minutes this time getting 4 inches in my mouth, except when she forces it all down my throat
> she cums, it's in my mouth, throat, it's everywhere
> bitch has a fire hose of cum
> I spit like the dinosaurs in first Jurassic Park
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>mfw when her dick slapped me across the face
>I fall to the floor cus omegafag
>do the dinosaur
>the end
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>>601138168
shhh.. keep hope alive
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>>601137793
9/10
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I bet OP had no idea where he was going with it or if it'll be popular at all.

mfw he's just winging it.
mfw I have no face.
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>>601137503
>Hit that Dunk and Egg up
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>>601131486
>Jurassic park

nice try
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>>601138265

what are you even doing anymore...
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>>601138265
Is that it?

...eh.
*golf clap*
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with this many dinosaur references i think i know where its going
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>>601138265
So how does it feel knowing that your girlfriends dick is bigger than yours?
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>>601138276
That's it?
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Come on OP, stop being such a goddamned dick sucking faglord.

Course, in your story, you are a dick sucking faglord, so ... yeah.
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This better end with dinosaur or I quit 4chan forever
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>>601138265
Why does these stories always end so weak?
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>OP
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>inb4 Stacy's mom
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>>601138806
Sticking it out. Hopefully there's more
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>>601131486
fake. no eighteen year old actually knows and likes jurassic park
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>>601138388
goddddddddddd.

Translation for white people: "Check out this riveting book series called The Tales of Dunk and Egg by George R.R. Martin the same author of Game of Thrones. It's set in the same storyline as Game of Thrones but it's about 90 years before. It's a really good read and very time consuming."

fucking white people..
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>>601138340
I see what you did there
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>>601138930
it was when he was 18 it doesn mean he has 18 now newfag, lurkmore
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>>601138074
Wat
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>>601139013
...Can someone get a translator in here please?
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>>601132544
>Jurassic Park III
>2001

why did you wait this long
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> she helps me clean it up
> we spend 30 minutes kissing and watching Tom and Jerry on Cartoon Network
> we get dressed and take her home
> Best Birthday ever, Dr. Alan Grant isn't close to being as cool as me in my mind
> get to school on monday
> motherfucking TW confronts me in bathroom again
> says he was fucking his girlfriend, cheerleader asshole Veronica on saturday at same motel
> only one motel in town
> says he saw me sucking dick
> calls me a faggot, and punches me in face again
> same fucking eye
> Black eye 2.0
> I don't cry immediately
> Internally I think I'm a man
> try and punch him in face
> hit his should
> my aim is shit
> he beats shit out of me
> I cry on bathroom floor for 2 class periods
> people just walk around me not even bothering to wonder wtf happened
> TW that motherfucker tells everyone i'm gay
> shithole virginia high raises a hellstorm at the though of a gay kid
> i'm even more of an outsider now
> I spend rest of senior year doubly excluded
> but it's okay because I'm with Justine, we date/fuck for a few months before I go off to college
> we lost touch when I'm at school
> but everytime I see Jurassic Park 3 I cry a little
And that's how I lost my virginity /b/
>>
There are two possible outcomes to this story:
It ends in walking the dinosaur, and we all are disappointed because OP doesn't know what subtlety is.
Or, if OP isn't completely full of shit and this did all happen, it will be a really faggy, uneventful conclusion, because that's who OP is; faggy and uneventful.
Either way, fuck OP
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I got the major part of the story made into a comic. I couldn't exactly fit everything else after the fucked up ending. Enjoy, you faggots.
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>>601139013
Thug Notes? That you?
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>>601139149
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>>601138265
continue.......!!!1
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>>601139013
>translation for white people
>book only you are that familiar with
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>>601139179
>blah blah blah pointless series where all the characters die blah.
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>>601139013
>>
>>601139219
>>601138930
jebus christ you people are stupid,
>> be me, be 18.
it means when op had 18 yo, not now.
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>>601139241
>>
>>601136315
> I say i'm excited to see Jurassic Park
> she says that's not what we're doing
> hopes_shattered.png
Top kek
>>
>>601139241
>that's how I lost my virginity

you mean that's how you lost your gay anal sex virginity?
to lose your virginity you need to have your peepee in a vajay
>>
>>601139241
Ending sucks.
Who taught you how to write OP?
>>
>>601139241
Damn, a green text story on /b/ that wasn't a troll I'm am both shocked, and mildly impressed.
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>>601138265
>she
>her
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>>601139241
Much better ending. 8/10, op.
>>
>>601139584
/thread
>>
>>601139334
It was a joke because he said he didn't speak ebonics. Plus it's fun to just say Dunk and Egg.
>>
OP here can someone post a screencap? didn't think my life was this entertaining
>>
OP would be 32 faggots
>jp3 came out in 2001
>>
>>601139241
no dinossaur? no trifiddy?
thats sad
>>
>>601138832
Literally just read the original comic
I would say something along these lines
>You have an ass and mouth I can fuck
>you can't get prego
>thats all that matters
>>
>>601139584
No, he means this is how he imagines he lost his gay anal sex virginity.
>>
>>601139249
appreciated
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>>601139241
Good luck in school mane. Maybe you can fuck a real pussy and decide which you like better.
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>>601139715
>faggots
It isnt
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>>601139715
It's not. You sucked a traps dick. What do you want a medal? Fag.
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>>601139241
cool story bro
>>
>>601139241
cool guy OP, cool guy
>>
>>601139743
jajajajajaja
>>
>>601139813
this
>>
you did good OP
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>>601133562
>i'm typing as i do this

as in this shit is happening right NOW?
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>>601138832
Rofl fucking lost thinking about how long you took to make that
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>>601139715
I ran out of space in the comic program but I think I got most of the important stuff
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>>601139241
mfw every time I see Jurassic Park 3 I'll be thinking about you squirting a bottle of atroglide up a traps ass.
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>>601139956
Justine's having trouble keeping her dick hard because anon keeps taking breaks to type story
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>>601139593
nobody obviously
>>
Do your worst
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>>601140037

kek
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N-n-no dinosaur? What? ..................................................................................................... are you sure.............. this thread was only about some virgin who ass blasted by a trap with a bigger dick?..... 10/10
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>>601139788
Anytime.
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>>601140036
>16%
Are you even trying?
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>>601140324
I tried, and I'm pretty sure I failed. Thanks for noticing.
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>>601140324
My bad, wrong file.
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>>601139601

It’s /b/, anon.
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>>601138265
>I put bottle top into her anus and squeeze shooting it into her, she tells me to stop, confused as fuck

sweet mother of all keks
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>>601140324
Fuck, again it's not the comic I made the posts into.
I went total retard. All I know is it's above.
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>>601140106

I ain’t clicking on that shit, nigga.
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>>601136315
>She starts taking off her thong slowly
>The fucking suspense is killing me
>She finally removes her thong revealing her soft 4 inch dick
>Everything is distorted and I'm feeling a bit queezy
>start shaking
>she asks me "Anon, whats wrong?"
>"I dont know, I think-"
>Its too late. I cant help myself
>I already grabbed her and with all the strength i could muster, I threw her across the room and onto the bed
>I follow by belly flopping dick first into her asshole
>"ANON, YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS INSTANT"
>Its too late
>Im fucking her as hard as I can with every bit of strength in my body
>feel eyes start to tear up
>Im crying blood and my heart is beating like a fucking machine gun
>I grab the phone next to the bed and use the cable to tie her around her neck
>Shes almost choking
>This only fuels my erection more and I fuck her with all the adrenaline in my body
>her eyes start rolling back
>I get up and flip her upside down and pile drive my cock into her mouth and down her throat
>after about 5 minutes i start to cum
>I die a thousand painful deaths as my cum fills her entire throat and shoots out of her mouth and nostrils and eyes.
>feel all my power draining
>I keep cumming
>I pull out, and keep cumming for a few more seconds
>turns out she had been dead for a bit now
>run out of motel and do a front flip off the balcony and fall on our car
>go through the window into the drivers seat
>spend the rest of my days running away and riving across the country
>Never look back
>i regret nothing
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>>601131997
>>601133007
>>601134431
>>601135634
>>601136571
>>601137399
>>601139249
This is all me, I'm don't for tonight. Goodnight you flaming faggots. I hope we can find more Greentext stories.
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>>601139241

Well OP.

Ya a fag you know

No problem with that

but you're
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