Door bell rings. Answer door. See this. "Hey anon, it's

You can cone wherever you want.

>>601036197
>can I cone in?
is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Unzipp

beat shit out of her then go to /tg/ and bring some deamonhunters with you to finish her

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>>601036197
>cone in

>>601036197
I would ask her what Topenga and Corey would think about that

Tell her to come back when she's 18

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>>601036397

Take her to my room full of scalps

Well I'm 16 so I could go on all in on that. Unlike you adultfags

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Show he my cone of course.

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> Can I cone in ?

>>601036528
Shit that's some serious cone

punch her in the face.

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>>601036576
Mods!

>>601036576
underage b&

>>601036576
underage b&

>>601036197
I'd answer: ''My dear sweetheart, you can stay here as long as you want. You're flattering me. But hastening the moment will only result in bruising of the petals. You're still very young and there are many boys who will suite you much better. Be wary of this.''

>>601036397
madfail faggot

>>601036197
"Listen, little Jewess, you won't fuck me up. Get back to your niggers and trannies, Esther."

"Actually, I'll be the one 'coning in' - if you know what I mean."

>>601036197

> Ask if her mother knows where she is
> Return budding youngster to mother
> Develop and foster relationship with youngster's mother
> Step 4
> Wait for youngster to turn of age
> Step 5
> Lesbian incest threeway with mother and daughter.
> Profit inside both of them

>>601036197
I'd cone dat biatch

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> Can I cone in?
> cone in
> Conan
> Conan O'brien

fuck off unless you sell cookies

>>601036197
tell her to leave. im too much of a pussy to risk messing around with jailbait.

> Whats your age little girl? you like ice scream?

Go away, you wont get me into jail your little sex devil.

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Get a better waifu.

>>601036197
>Get off my property you dark haired dead eyed bulbous nosed subhuman

Tell her you'd cone on her face

>>601036197
Easy.
Let her in... let her talk... lead her on... manipulate and exploit... touch her, taste her, feel her softly... gently go balls deep... feed her and seed her...

save panties, blackmail for more...

>>601036197
Realise that my house is an absolute mess and if she comes in then I lose all chances with her. I tell her I am gay and that I'm only into old men.

>>601036576
MODS MODS MODS

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say no and close the door in her face, like a responsible adult

>>601036197
I would think "Oh no, i wont survive no-fap february"

Inb4 vola

>>601038407

>Vulq61

no.
>close door.

>>601036197
Pay her to fuck off

>>601039844
pay her to suck off.

>>601036197
tell her its "come in, not cone in", close door and fap to the thought fucking her.

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>>601037545
with a russian flag? doesn't most of that shit come from Russia?

>>601036197
Sure, I've got some ice cream in the fridge.
>Sit and chat for a half hour. Let her go home.
Dateline and cops won't come back. legit crush will be back.

>>601036576
Underage b&

Ask her to go get G Hannelius and Sabrina Carpenter
since I made enough food for 4

>>601036576
lulz

>>601037545
But your a dog

>>601036197
Can I cone in you instead?

>>601040763
Yeah, you go cone in her. You conehead you.