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Ask a dude from Ukraine something.

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Ask a dude from Ukraine something.
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When are you guys planning on just joining russia?
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if dubs op must post his face and all personal details
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>>600872880
Op here, as soon as russia is ready to join us.
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>>600872745
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2015/02/27/leonard-nimoy-obit/24120819/
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Is every thing grey and monotone like i see in pictures. it looks very depressing
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>>600872745
City?
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>>600872745
How does it feel to live in such a shithole country?
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Something?
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>>600873157
something.
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>>600873032
Op here, yes It is pretty sad from your perspective of bacon and eggs but one can get used to It and even find joy in this life.
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>>600873051
Harkov
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how many of your friends/relatives are hookers?
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>>600872880
Did laugh
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>>600873207
God damn! You don't have bacon or eggs? what do you eat? Young gypsie children?
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>>600873094
Op here, i was in other countries and didn't see much foundamental difference in people There.
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>>600872745
Pay your gas bill
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>>600873207
lol
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>>600872745
How's the secret police and turnips?
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>>600873361
Op here, It was a figure of speech, we eat food like all people.
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>>600872745
It is a shame that you are not with the Azov battalion at the moment
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>>600873260
Well i don't know you good enough to call you a friend.
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>>600873627
Wow. Sarcasm must not exist in your country
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>>600873434
Tell this to hitler.
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>>600872745
are the women hot like i imagine in eastern europe? or are they all manly and huge?
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>>600873250
Holy shit, земляк, I also live here. How is it going?
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>>600872745
Are the girls more attractive there than elsewhere?
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>>600872745
US led coup or Russian propaganda?
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>>600873722
i'm still your dad.
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Russia? Or no Russia?
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>>600873838
Sorry, just lately People are rarely laugthing here.
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>>600872745
what will you watch on telly tonight?
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>>600873890
I imagine eastern european women to be vodka swillers who are 10 foot tall giants.
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>>600872745

I want to learn Russia but fuck Russia... Can i move to kiev and practice Russian or will the locals get all pissed off. No way in fuck im going to bombass or any other warzone
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>>600873938
As usual, the doctor said i have problems with my heart.
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is it true that girls in Ukraine only care about income and cash?
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>>600874188
>is it true that girls in Ukraine only care about income and cash?
> in Ukraine
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>>600874188
it is true for every single slavic nation
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>>600874129

RussiaN.. The language. Fuck my fingers
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>>600873943
Girls are girls any where. And every one has a sligtly different conception of beauty.
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>>600872745
Who is better for Ukraine Viktor or Poroshenko?
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>>600872745
White and gold or black and blue?
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>>600873954
Why not both?
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>>600873250
>Harkov
Ah, sorry bro. You're in the shit area of the country. I'm sorry, dude, but one day you're going to grow up and realize that all that shitty influence from Russian in the eastern side of the country is just killing you. If I were you, I'd head over to Uzhhorod and enjoy some nice, fine culture.
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>>600872745
Czechfag here, how was your day slavbro?
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do you save money on lightbulbs because you glow in the dark?
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>>600874345
Op here. I didn't notice much difference in the country during the rule of either of them. We can't blame our personal weaknesses and troubles on some guy with a necktie.
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>>600872995
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Seriously though, the more faggots like you stay ignorant like that the more of you shitskins will die on the front line. I heard it's not going too well for ukrainians there.
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>>600874670
Op here, chernobel jokes, i love them.
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>>600872745
Why does your country export strippers?

have some tits
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>>600874758
Newfag allert
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>>600874364
My favorite color is purple
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Do you think Ukraine will end up a proxy-Russian state or protected by EU?

Did Russia rig the elections in Crimea?
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>>600874605
Nothing, just slaving around, doing Slav stuff.
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>>600875115
Op here, How should i know all that stuff, i am some grey bloke not the president.
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>>600875114
That's nice. Mine is marine blue. It's an awesome colour
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>>600873250
Know one bydlo from your city here in Canada. 15 year old lil shit (when he moved here) with a face of 60 year old alcoholic. От перестановки места жительства быдло не меняется
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>>600875442
Yeah reminds of the sea.
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>>600875429
Ok would you personally rather be a part of the EU or Russia?
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>>600875429
>How should i know all that stuff
Because you fucking live in the country. You are a citizen of the country. Your country is at war. How the fuck lazy can you get?
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>>600875547
Well i am sure you can find nice and rude people regardless of the country
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>>600872962
If dubs OP must post his mom in the nude.
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>>600875720
Op here, I personaly adore the cultures of both countries, i equaly like dostoyevky and guy de mauppassant
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>>600873250
Cool, I've been to Kharkov before. One of the best cities in Ukraine I've been too. I remember your zoo pretty well. :) Also traveled to Kiev, Vinnitsia, Lugansk, and Poltava.
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If 8 you must all shave your heads and devote your lives to worshiping Lolth
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>>600872745
Mr op . please describe the average ukranian woman. In a psycological way.
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>>600875786
Op here, i am not lazy but you see lately There are a lot of little kids on the internet who jump to extrem conclusions. I am a simple worker not a political expert. All i know is that People are dying and that is bad thing.
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is it possible to visit pripyat?
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>>600875660
The colour of my favorite american-football team. Also that sea stuff i guess
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>>600872745
answer, please... >>600876487
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Romanian here, a kind greeting to all my eastern european faggots here.
See you in the trenches.
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>>600876442
Who do you want to win, Ukraine or Russia?
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>>600876708
not op, but... why would it not be possible? some people live there. do you mean to ask whether it's a retarded idea?
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>>600876708
Yes but you need to know the right people here. You can't just buy a took ticket There. But it's not to hard if you have some cash. Belive me it's worth the trouble. There is no second place like It.
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>>600876878
I definitly know who will lose, us the simple folk.
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>>600876382
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>>600874188
Op here, poverty and fear from social insecurity made many people here do bad thing beyond thier wile
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>>600876931
>>600877001
welll.... it should be a perfect soviet/communist village... it makes me curious to know the place...
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>>600874181
Sorry to hear that, get well soon.
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>>600875904
Just promise you will not wank over It.
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OP, with the civil war going on and all that shit... why are you here instead of getting the fuck out of there??
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>>600877681
Thanks but i only hope i will make It pass the age of 40 in my state.
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>>600877801
Don't worry, it's not the first time war happens in these parts. The entire population won't get killed plus i don't realy want to leave i love It here as bad as It is.
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>>600877554
Or you could just play stalker for the same experience without leaving your house.
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>>600878060
godspeed OP, I wish you the best, even tho this may sound gay
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OP, are ukrainian girls really as hot as the legends says?? I've seen ukraine's got talent and HOLY SHIT are those girls hot

vid related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9FS1bxaGTg
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>>600878393
it's ok to be gay
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>>600878575
Yes, they are the best.
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>>600878575
the ugly ones all die.
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>>600877835
Is it some kind of chronical condition that you have?
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>>600878575
Yeah on tv they are all beautiful. But believe me There is more concequences in real life to these pretty faces. Some are very arrogant and power hungry. So hard to find a person you can turn your back to.
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>>600878905
Yes but don't worry. Did you know we in ukraine made the games stalker and Metro 2033
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>>600879205
>made stalker
then you sold out and the company disbanded, you fucks. the world needs call of pripyat 2.
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>>600879055
>Some are very arrogant and power hungry
everywhere.... believe... I'm from huehue land...
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>>600879205
Of course I know, I live here, duh.
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>>600879399
In our modern world buissness takes over art. I wanted a dungeon keeper 3 or alexandro jabarowski s Dune but apperantly i won't be seing those.
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>>600879424
Brazil, where hearts were entertaining june...
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>>600873562
If i knew It wouldn't be a secret.
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>>600874064
I am planing to watch the movie "her" , heard a lot of good about It,
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>>600880001

off by one

le dubs guy with gun in his mouth
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>>600880000
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which side are you on?
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are russian and ukrainian language very similar?
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>>600881474
The Dark side
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>>600881809
Yes and not only the language. As People in general it's hard to Tell the difference. Good thing they walk with flags all the time these days.
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Sorry about your politics being shit and all, they are all shit for one reason or another
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>>600881846
are you pro russian or pro EU?
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>>600882395
Both countries are fine in thier oun way and have good things to offer people. As to the political waring camps, why need i chose sides. Aren't There enough people taking part in this madness already?
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>>600873627
You eat all people? Sounds pretty good.
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>>600882343
And yet people pick favorites and par take in psudo political debates on the internet.
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>>600882807
In some way people do eat one another here.
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>>600883000
heh, you should know that whoever picks up Ukraine when this is over will just take advantage of your situation
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>>600883000
also nice trips
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>>600883451
Don't we all take advantage of one another following our ambitions?
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>>600883518
Thanks, How did you know i was taking LSD?
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>>600872745
that boy is... sublime

do you have any more pictures of ukrainian boys?

also one final question, why are ukrainian boys so sexy?
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>>600883806
An attempt at humor? Either way, good luck Ukraine bro, you're going to need it
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>>600884030
Are you a pedophile?
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>>600884863
i don't think so, how do i become one?
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>>600884717
Thank you and sorry for the flat attemt at humor...
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>>600884998
Watch anime i guess
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>>600885346
oh, then no i'm definitely not a pedo

but i would love to lick his armpits :3
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>>600874188
not only ukraine my friend haha
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>>600872745
Is there general support for ukraines new government or are you ok with russia taking over?
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>>600877317
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>>600886472
Whichever side has clean water, eh
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>>600886472
I doubt that eithef side is concerned with human suffering or has any moral princepals in acheiving thier goals.
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>>600872745

How easy is it to get preteen pussy or preteen dick there?
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>>600887323
Are you a pedophile?
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>>600887485
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>>600872745
Are you planning on leaving Ukraine?
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>>600888207
haha nah
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>>600888207
Op here, and where will i go to your living room in Canada?
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>>600872745
What color you people see in Ukraine?
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>>600888165
God i hated that kid. Wishes everytime these guys would bite his face off.
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>>600888809
If you want to you can come, but I live not so far from you
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>>600888895
Is this some new gimik?
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>>600889111
Thanks but Mother told me not to go with stranger ´s to thier homes.
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>>600889264
is gimik ukrainian for meme?
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>>600877698
I'm the only one that finds this boner inducing?
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>>600889424
Ohh I was just planing on selling you on the black market :/
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>>600889615
You nerds will use anything as entertainment on this stone age website...
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>>600890043
I can't imagine who would buy my sick organs or use my skiny body as a sex slave...
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>>600889264
>>600889615
this: >>600890051
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>>600890411
don't worry about that ;)
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>>600890579
What we all want to hear
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Come to my living room then
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>>600872745
When will your country be called something other than "in the corner"?
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>>600892191
lol, yes!

How do you claim Russia doesn't have rights over the land, when they named you guys "the corner of our empire"...and you still carry that name.
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>>600872745
Ваш грязный страна будет ломаться под российских превосходство
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>>600893395
Ваша*
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>>600892837
I have the feeling you said this sentence trying to insult somebody...
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have you done military service?
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>>600893943
No due to bad health.
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Why cant you keep your filthy gypsies by yourself, we dont want them in sweden
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>>600894115
whats wrong with you?
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>>600893943

they all have to don't they?

Russians are used to dying by the thousands, the mercenaries in the borderlands are the same who fought in Georgia, they're very good and won't break.

So angry militia backed up by hardcore Russian mercs vs shit tier, poorly equipped and trained, inexperienced Ukrainian forces.

At least they all like vodka and potatoes.
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>>600894270
Then who will clean your swedish toilets for peanuts?
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>>600894501

The British will be training those Ukrainians, so, no changes there, they'll be shit, but in a British way.
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>>600894381
I have a wick heart from my birth.
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>>600872745
How's the rain on the plain in Ukraine?
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slavfag here, from croatia at that
anyone not from east europe may or may not know it as yugoslavia
>>600894501
russia is not a slavic country, they are pussies compared to southern slavic countries
true, their country is more fucked up than ours, but they have one huge weakness:
PUSSY LANGUAGE
any normal slavic language is impossible for capitalist pigs to pronounce
when it comes to russian, its much easier because its a pussy language
case closed, im so good
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Ukies are like the niggers of that part of the world

When I was growing up in Chicago, my Polish family didn't let me bring home Ukies or niggers. Everyone else was ok
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OP my girl friend is Ukrainian, soon will be her birthday..what should I gift her?
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Percentage of an average day spent squatting?
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>>600895227
Good upbringing.
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>>600895720
1337%
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>>600895391
Op here, get her a book. A book is the best present.
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>>600895391

A job where she doesn't have to stretch out her asshole on livejasmin.
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>>600872745
so how dangerous is it to visit the country right now?
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>>600894875
alcohol foetal syndrome :(
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>>600895227
Did you mean this Polish family?
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>>600895995

Spasibo mate
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>>600896433
Op here, not much more dangerous than usual. Just stay away from the front line and chechen neighborhood
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>>600895172
croatian boys are even cuter than russian!

tell me tho, with the euro are things better or worse/more expensive?

also why the fuck did your politicians raise the age of consent??
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>>600896767
cool, I've always wanted to visit ukraine
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>>600896570
Bad ecology, family worked at chimical factory and coalition mine. I personaly never drink, not even beer.
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>>600896767
recommend any cool stuff to see while in the country?
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>>600872745
Did all the bitches are fuckin gorgeous like the ones who camwhore in camsites? Pls respond
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>>600896993
that's sad :(

ukraine is sad... i want to adopt a kid from there and give them an awesome life in the west

although i'm attracted to teen boys i wouldn't do anything untoward to him, or maybe i'd just adopt a girl and be done with it
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>>600896884
same here....
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>>600896623

Pretty much, except the older members of my family with wrist tattoos didn't whine about it for 70 years like jews.
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>>600897324
the name for it is kidnapping, not adoption, fucking pedophile..
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>>600897287
Op here, do you sexualy frustranted teenagers think only of one thing?
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>>600896819
what?
were not in the eurozone, we still have kuna
also i dont know anything about the age of consent, but recently we got a new president which is a right-wing woman. were probably going to get obligatory military training
everything else is fine
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>>600872745
How much does an 18 year old wife/maidservant cost?

Also what is the street price of an AK-47 and a camel?
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Are you a feminist?
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>>600897805
OMG.... IS HE A WOMAN?
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>>600896767

Why are the chechens siding with Russia on this?
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>>600897396

Well the amount of generalization that goes on in here, I'd say all poles are jews just like all hajis are terrorists and all Ukrainian women are sluts... Grow up and learn a bit more about people of all nations, cast and creed before making any judge mental comments. Btw it ain't your fault as you said your family raised you wrong.
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>>600897739
How much does a negro slave and a m16 coast in your state?
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>>600897590
oh sorry, i thought croatia had joined the eurozone.

it's one of the countries i'm considering emigrating to, i'm sick of western europe, the UK, Germany and Greece. looking for something different and a nice country on the adriatic full of sexy slavic boys is really appealing.

how old are you, out of interest? only wondering because you hadn't heard about the age of consent rise:

The age of consent for all sexual conduct in Croatia under the new Criminal Code in force since 1 January 2013 is 15, regardless of sexual orientation or gender, regulated by Article 158.[16]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe#Croatia
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>>600898202
What is the difference between a man and a woman in our age?
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>>600898562
how much time they spend on tumblr
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>>600898320
>Ukrainian women are sluts
it is just one of their strengths... I can't understand how someone can hate a woman by being hot or whatever.... absolutely haram!!
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>>600897726
>implying im a teenager
>implying only teenagers think about sex

im being serious m8, i want to travel there and fuck bitches
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>>600898647
What is the difference between tumblr and 4chan?
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>>600898320

thanks, but I have been all over the world and stereotypes certainly don't appear out of thin air
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>>600899213
Well good luck on that if that is what brings you happiness in life. Just don't aproach random woman on the street. There are brotels here, we are civilized country.
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>>600899582
>brotels
what does it mean?
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>>600899296
one's for boys the other's for girls
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>>600899582
why dont aproach?
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>>600898382
I think they paid about $0.005 for Obama from Kenya. An M16 is probably $2300.
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>>600899866
because we of kicking ass will being
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>>600899778
Bordelo, red light district...
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I can judge how much you have actually sepped out of your grammas basement with those kind stereotypes you have dude.
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>>600900321
I want to buy a woman, think it would be cheaper and more sanitary. What neighborhood do you suggest?
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>>600900458
donetsk
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>>600900066
Can i save that pic?
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>>600873018
That killed my boner.
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