because why not? you've always needed jet fuel for scie

>>600749736
maximum bumping this idea

>>600749736
totally not samefag bump

bumperino

when the fuck will we get ID's back!?!?!?!?!

>>600749736

What's with this crap... does no one understand how metal strength works, or what happens in a furnace?

One: The metal didn't need to melt for the building to collapse, it just needed to lose SOME of it's strength. Its a cascade failure.

Two: Fuel in open air wont get as hot as fuel inside a concrete trap.... like the one found within a building.

bumpin this shit.. cause i wanna see what happens.

>>600750450
Hopefully never.

>>600750477
this is not a debate out whether or not jet fuel does melt steel beams. we just wanna know if the pawn shop has any that is capable of melting steel beams... for scientific purposes.

>>600749736
>implying there were planes

bumpingggggggg

>>600749736
Bumping for maximum potential

>>600750560
you must do a lot of samefagging

Guys I know they have some. It's their own unique blend. Just call and ask for it.

>>600750477
>implying glass transition temperature

>>600750477
there was metal melted at the scene some days after the collapsing.

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i think 'jet fuel' is just kerosene. like for camping stuff.

Fucking Lol
>call and get put on hold for a minute or 2
>"hi, how can I help you..."
>"yeah I was just calling to see if you guys had model planes or something like that"
>"yeah we have a few of those, what kind are you looking for specifically.."
>"one where it's jet fuel can melt steel beams"
>"umm... What?"
>"Nevermind, those don't exist"
>"what does that even mean?"
>"bush would know"
>*click*

>>600751775
>implying Allah needs to obey the laws of physics to melt steel beams

>>600750477
>>600752081
nope its more like adctived DIESEL,
its far more powerfull,but needs air to burn enought.

>>600750994
>implying you're not autistic

>>600749736
bamp

>>600752649
is there jet fuel there too? the kind that melts steel beams...?

>>600750994
>implying there were towers

bumpin

>>600753076
The no-planes FACT is well documented.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tuhsZD1r2E

>>600750477
Dude, no one is really debating this.... It's just funny as fuck to ask the obvious and watch some people flip out.

>>600752862
Jet fuel was originally developed explicitly for the bur pose of melting steel columns; however its effectiveness at melting steel beams has never been tested.

>>600753527
>The no-planes FACT is well documented.
>posts YouTube video
seems legit

>>600753673
>implying jet fuel even exists

>>600753825
What's wrong with using Youtube as a source?

>>600753825
no denying that, any video posted with all caps is verified truth.
>>600753527

I dunno about you guys, but I can get jet fuel at my camping store, it's just kerosene

>>600754174
Yes; indeed, I am implying that. However, you failed to notice the other implication i made.

>>600754446
>>600753825
>>600752625
> implying

>>600751210
>Anonymous posters with ID
Fuck you.

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>>600754887
say imply/implication/implicate one more fucking time...

>>600755622
lmao

lost so hard

Does anybody know where to get steel beams and jet fuel?
I wanna do an experiment.

>>600755622
>Implying something will happen
>implying

You fucking cunts. This thread was about making phone calls, and you turned it into some fucking illuminati anonymous the cia is out to get us type bullshit right here. Fuck you guys, I'm done with 4chan.

>>600756371
You must be new here

>>600755622
Implying your going to do something about it

>>600756448
MFW I'm newfag and even I knew what to expect.

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>>600752118
>>600752118

>i kek'd

I was hoping we would get some proper prank calls since it would be hilarious for this to be Battletoads V2 Jet Fuel Edition, but I guess I can settle for more conspiracy arguing.
I mean, it's not like there's a board or anything for this kind of shit...

>>600756448
Far from it. but this fucking steel beams shit becoming a daily trend is. Stop it.

>>600757263
Well retards can come and talk about it and actually be serious about what they're saying but when they are ousted for being a fucking retard they can be like
>I am a troll hurhurhurhurhrurhurhur kekekekekekekekek

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IT WILL NEVER DIE
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

>>600756371
And...? No one will deliver.

>>600757751
These fags do know the meme is making fun of them, right?

>>600749736
Someone deliver pls.

>>600757895
>Newfags actually find this screencap worthy

bumppppp

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>>600758229
wait wait are you telling me i'm not up to date on a maymay?

>>600759116
>implying things have worth

>>600750994
WTF? I mean OK do people really believe this??I saw those planes hit those towers when i was 8 i know it happened.

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>>600759981
>le epic implication / dank meme arrow

>>600750477
lurk more and come back when you can tell the difference between bait and not bait

We should be asking if they have jet fuel that can melt dank memes.

>>600749736

I'm about to call, one sec. Just making a bit of coffee.

>>600759981
Retard detected

>>600761359
Don't forget to ask if they know where to find all the dank memes.

>>600750477
It's troll bait.

they get the jet fuel doesn't have to melt the beams to weak them, they are just baiting you
no one even on 4 chan is that fucking stupid

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EeXQM6BCZB

Alright. Let me know what you want me to do next.

Honestly, I think 9/11 truthers are part of an Islamist conspiracy to make us all think that Islam isn't a violent and dangerous religion. Think about it: all this effort, all so soon after the attacks, to make us think that some grand conspiracy was wrapped up in order to get us to go to war with 'poor Muslim' countries. The best part: unlike with the conspiracy that 'truthers' are trying to uncover, the truthers don't even know they're a part of their own conspiracy! It's brilliant, it's a real conspiracy, and it fits right in with the liberal media trying to tell us not to fear the Muslims.

It created an entirely new culture war between people of different ideologies in America. Guess what, this is entirely in line with the gameplan for al-Qaeda and the Islamic Brotherhood, to bring down America from within by splitting the nation apart and setting it against itself. The truther movement is enough of a minority that it slips low on the radar, but the constant pussification of America through the liberal media, which continually tries to deny us our true heritage, combined with the truther movement, really makes it clear to me that there's an Islamist propaganda at work, attempting to split the nation apart from the inside.

Finally, where do the upper eschelons of the 'truth movement', the 'trusted voices' place the blame? On the Jews, the enemies of Islam since they first started causing havoc in the Middle East. I know you guys don't support Jews, but hear me out on this, because it makes more sense than us being manipulated by a bunch of powerful people in cohort with one another. Have you ever worked with someone who's ambitious and desires power? They don't mesh really well. Islamists, on the other hand, are only interested in spreading Islam, with their full zealotry.

Just consider it, for a moment. Think about how it fits in with history and the narrative of facts. Maybe you'll come around and see things this way, maybe you won't.

>>600761872
Tahnks Anon.

>>600761872
1, direct to the source.

>>600761872
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EeXQM6BCZB

LET'S DO DISSS. Need me some motherfucking JET FUEL

>>600761872
Leave a voice message.

>>600761872
>September 2001
>not knowing to press 1
>being this fucking stupid

>>600761896
Jews are a real threat, Anon. Or rather, Sabbatean satanic "Jews".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqsuK8B7b4g

We should also suggest this on Mythbuster

>>600762405

Is that what 1 was?

I thought it said something about them being closed, I wasn't listening.

Alright, I'll post it in a minute

>>600756520
"you're"
:^)

>>600752118
>"Hi there, I was trying to buy some vintage plane memorabilia."
>"Uh Yeah we have some stuff like that. What are you looking for?"
>"An fuel can from around 2000. It hold jet fuel that can melt steel beams."
>"Not another of you assholes."
>"Battletoads-"
>*CLICK*

>>600761872
Juan

>>600762917
>"An fuel can from around 2000. It hold jet fuel that can melt steel beams."
wut

>>600762643
THIS THIS THIS.

Battletoads round 2?
Battletoads round 2

>>600750477
>implying they don't design buildings to withstand that exact type of weakening
>implying there aren't recorded events of buildings burning for DAYS(literally) and they never collapse
What about WTC7? No jet fuel involved there, but it still went down.

What about Larry Silverstein taking out an insurance policy the fucking day before the planes hit? What about the fact that his insurance policy explicitly covered terrorist attacks?

>>600762917
I loled

>hi I was wondering what your inventory on NES and model planes looks like?
>Oh we have alot of NES games ans quite a few model planes around. Are you looking for anything in particular?
>Ah great i hope you can, I am trying to find BattleToads IV jet fuel doesnt melt steel bea..
>Will you fucking retards stop calling
>Hey I am autistic not retarded you fucking prick.
>click

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dD3PwV0Efy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he fucking hung up IMMEDIATELY

Steel beams can't melt jet fuel

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>>600761896
All that matters is that people who believe in sky faeries and inane faggotry (99% of religions) die in a fire so the rest of us can roast hot dogs on their ashes and live in peace for a change.

>>600763279
What about the fact that the World Trade Center was victim to terrorist attacks in the past and was always seen as a target?

>>600763780
*tips le fedora

milady

>>600763602
Wut a skrub

>>600763602
Bitch.

>>600763602
call back and ask for battletoads

>>600763602
Go again, different opening line.

new one:
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xFdWZuMvll

>>600764746

Want me to request something different?

Or do you want me to ease my way into jet fuel

>>600764778
What a bastard!

>>600764917
Ease in.

>*ringing*
>Gold and Silver
>Hi, do you guys sell battletoads that melt stee-
>*click*

>>600764917
Ask for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. Say it in Plankton's voice.

>>600765125

I just got it

"Do you guys sell sports jerseys"

"Which ones?"

"The NY Jets"

I'll have it ready in a minute.

>>600764746
Jet fuel, mothafucka!

A hypothetical for ya.

>I'm looking for a war era model aircraft
>What era?
>War on terror, so around 2001?

>>600764778
Dont stay on the line in silence like that faggot. They are having the FBI backtrace your phone calls

>>600749736
i was calling but after i clicked 3 for loss prevention and it started ringing, i lost it and had to hang up

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>>600764128
>says anything against religion
>guaranteed replies hurr durr fedora m'lady
This is literally the last thing theists have left.
>inb4 backpedaling :^)

>>600762917
> An fuel can from around 2000.
> An fuel can

What the fuck, Anon?

This is literally the third day in a row, right around the same time of day, that we've called the pawn shop just to troll them. They usually just shut the phones off and have them ring through to a busy signal for an hour or so, but I feel like they may be writing our phone numbers down now for whatever reason. They're probably pissed we keep fucking with their phones so much they have to shut them off.

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>>600765457

lets do this

>>600765457
see >>600765570
You think I'm fucked?

lets keep this going or new targets guys

>>600765368
still fucking waiting

i wonder if they have toad fuel that can melt battle beams

>>600766713
>kek

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>>600749736
it's a new meme now

>>600766713
only one way to find out

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>>600749736
also can't mess with horses

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>>600749736

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>>600749736
this

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>>600749736
wisdom right here

>>600753527
Im pretty sure this is disinfo put out to discredit 9/11 truth.

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>>600749736
shout out

how bout we go to another pawnshop in lasvegas

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>>600766713

I'm just waiting for the day the pawn shop finds one of these threads and comes here and posts all our phone numbers as a reverse troll tactic

>>600767378
wtf, newfag? do you not understand what we're doing here?

>>600767454
>implying they're that smart

>>600763279
This man knows what he's saying.

>>600767723
this wont work we need a new target rick will come here and see we 4chin are trolling them again captcha ocome

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>>600766888
nice trips

>>600767943
this is about jet fuel. and steel beams. and melting. and the Gold & Silver Pawn Shop. nobody here actually gives a fuck what happened. are you dense?

one of these days im gonna move to las vegas and fucking get a job there just so i can derail all of these calls

>>600768132
They put themselves on TV. They put themselves out there. I'm not fucking with some little random shop. I'm fucking with the "Uh, lemme call my friend who's an expert on dolphin-skin boots" asshole who hates Battletoads.

How about we go after the guys from hardcore pawn? Their fathers a jew and he gets pissed when people talk down to him because of it.

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>>600750477
>Implying jet fuel can degrade and melt steel
>mfw jet engines are made of steel
>mfw inside dirty jobs

>>600768719
because they close at 6:30pm

>ring
>gold and silver
>hey i was wondering if you sold some model...
>"jet fuel can't melt steel beams?"
>what? no
>oh, sorry we keep getting retarded phone calls what was that about a model of?
>I was looking to see i you have a model of the twin towers before it was revealed that jet fuel cant melt steel beams.
>*sigh* do you want battletoads with that?
>no just the-
>click.

>>600768219
You guys can die in a bus fire. So no, i don't care 'what this is about'. Get fucked kid.

>>600768849
How foolish for a pawn shop in detroit to not have the same hours of operation as your average crack dealer. They should be 24/7, their revenue would triple.

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>>600769012
Kek

>>600762230
Press one for the front counter you fucking sped. How retarded are you

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>>600769153
Rick Harrison detected

i will set up a thread tommrow if you want the hardcore pawn thing captcha vebro

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>>600750477

>>600769427
>kid
yeah

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>>600769222

>>600750477
You're forgetting that jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

>>600769222
WHAT

>>600769012
Fake as fuck
>we just had some retarded
Sure

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>>600750477
.

>>600769222
FUCKING ALIENS MAN

>>600768789
Jet engines made of titanium m8.

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>>600769153

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Keep em coming guys

>>600749736
I came here for the lulz, not to see retards argue about their crazy crackpot conspiracy theories that literally don't matter. Classic /b/, never failing to disappoint.

>>600769427
>>600770286
You little pukes just fell in the honey pot.

>>600750477

it's a meme you dip

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new target pawn shop(702) 252-7296 crack head neighborhood captcha modin

>>600769222
I wonder how many niggers have been watching this show going, "damn, so that's who took ma lawn flamingos"

>>600770891
anybody calling

>>600770292
>gold and silver pawn shop
>hey. i was curious about whether or not you've got steel toad boots in stock
>excuse me?
>i'm looking for steel toad boots that can melt battle beams
>long pause
>sigh
>hang up

>>600771379
no

They are blocking my calls.

>>600770891
>Do you sell any model planes?
>we sure don't.*sarcastic woman*
>oh...must be a different pawn shop. Thank you

They aren't even picking up now

>>600770891
Rang for about a minute and a half

>>600772042
then change it to battle toads and call back

>>600771645
kek

>>600771645
>steel toad boots
>steel toad
>toad

topkek

>>600772289
Sorry bro
Gotta brush my teeth

>>600767381
is this double dragon

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>>600773015
>>600772961
>>600772913
I guess you could say those jokes are pretty DARK.

>>600755622
That .gif and your post.
10/10 best of the day

>>600773294
are you a fucking faggot?

bamp

>>600750477
no one cares fag, this is a trolling thread, not a 9/11 conspiracy thread. youre one of those kids that never got invited to parties arent you.

>>600773452
kek

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VC93hZnk0M

can't call from my country but here's an idea for a rad ruse.

act like you're a genuine jeep enthusiast like you have big bucks and are willing to spend

>>600773890
>youre one of those kids that never got invited to parties arent you.

GET THE FUCK OFF BOARD NORMIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>600763780
Sweet potato bro

>>600765502
Underrated post

>>600774147
Bumparonie

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>>600774226
heh you called him normie

>muh secret club

>>600770476
>>600769732
you kids are fucking retarded, it doesnt matter whether jet fuel can melt steel beams or not. kill yourselves if you need further explanation.

>>600773890
It is now.

>>600775472
right but i'm pretty sure jet fuel cannot melt steel beams

>>600775472
rick stop making us stop calling you

https://vine.co/v/OQPYgmUDjlX
https://vine.co/v/O25pjaKwbHz
https://vine.co/v/O25Aqp0OVJn
https://vine.co/v/OPiig3aYjj0
https://vine.co/v/OPi2vriYbZd
https://vine.co/v/OQMqWF5Buxv
https://vine.co/v/Oxr6wdxD6nA
https://vine.co/v/Oja9ZltKehq

battletoads can't melt steel beams

>>600776018
see >>600771645

>>600774147
This is how you do it, folks. Take this man's advice next time.

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>>600750477
Implying anyone who believes in 9/11 conspiracy is interested in logic, fact or common sense

Hey guys how old is everyone here?

>>600776464
inb4 underage b&

>>600776464
69

>>600776464
41

>>600776464
13

>>600776631
IM 12 AND WAT IS THIS ?

>>600761120
You know what CAN melt steel beams? Male tears. Male BATTLETOAD tears.

Now stop fucking triggering me. I'm mayonnaise.

>>600776811
Check em

>>600749736
While you guys wait, give me someones phone number and I'll prank them and post on vocaroo.Include some background info

>>600776464
28

>>600763413
>>Hey I am autistic not retarded you fucking prick.
Ladies and gents: may I present the new official 4chan motto.

>>600776005
>https://vine.co/v/OQPYgmUDjlX

fuck your vines dude

>>600776985
>2015
>being this mayonnaise

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>>600776464
old nuff to know youre a faggot!
pic related. you!

My fantasy now
>hello gold and silver pawnshop
>Hi you know those guys who are trolling you?
>Yea.
>They're sad idiots from something called 4chan.com
>Oh I see, yea we make fun of their stupid calls
>I'd love to help you troll them back and post their numbers online.
>Ok come to vegas and do it.
>Awesome bye

are we going to do a raid or fuck around i got the best number for it

>>600778024
come on anybody wanna know it

>>600778024
Spill the beans

>>600778024
I'm down

>>600777723
>.com

everybody reply who wants to know the number i want to make sure everybody is fucking listening

>>600776464
Kendrick Lamar

>>600749736
jet fuel can't melt steel beams :^)<

>>600777410
this.

fuck that website gives me the shits

>>600777723
>.com

>>600778358
Im not listening, however I am reading

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>>600778358
747 get

(702) 538-8600 its a famous toy store in las vegas
we ask for battle toads

>>600767217
bingo

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Now that I have your attention
gold and silver isn't answering guys
Post numbers in the US or Canada you want me to call, along with a little background info and I'll post results on vocaroo

>>600776464
20

>>600777723
>.com

>>600778358
Dish pls.

>>600777777

>>600777422
this post reeks of reddit and new

>>600778629
>not being able to see how fake the image is

>>600778629
You can tell this shit was filmed on a green screen. Just look at that building, there isnt even a shadow of the plane on it. This shit was all fake .

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>>600778629

>>600777723
>.com

>>600778877
>>600778951
mild kek

>>600778951
This.

Yes, I am a "no planer." I believe they were holograms.

>>600778858
three day vet right here nigga!

>>600749736
Don't need to ask, already know it will.

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(702) 731-3311 this is guy fieri's resturaunt in vegas. we ask for freedom burgers and the truth about 9/11.

>>600756089
The experiment was already done twice. Same results.

>>600778998
topkek

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>>600763413
>Im autistic not retarded you fucking prick

>>600778998
You blew my mind.

>>600779402
I'll ask him for deep fried steel beams.

>>600778694
call me nigger
413 six63 5141

>>600749736
>because why not?
I'm not 12

>>600750477
you forget the pools of molten steel found in the debris

if jet fuel didnt melt steel then what did

>>600779900
Rick Harrison detected

>>600767454

That would be funny as fuck.

>>600779402
KEK

>hello this is (couldnt understand name) how may i help you?
> I need to know you truth about 9/11
>........
>click

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>>600780082
rofl

thank you anon

>>600770292
Yea i see a shitty reddit post coming

>>600771645

Awesome.

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>>600780066

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>>600778998
That made me laugh a good laugh

>>600749736
bumping

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if dubs, this is what actually happened.

>>600778643
>(702) 538-8600
>hi welcome bla bla
>hi I was looking for an old game, you might not have it
>what game is it
>battletoads
>battle toes?
>battletoads
>battle toes?
>battletoads like a frog except a toad
>battle toe?
>battletoads like the amphibian
>battletoads?
>yes
>what year did it come out?
>1997
>as of now know, give a call back in the morning and some guy will help you
>alright one more, do you have any jet fuel that could melt steel beams?
>what?
>jet fuel that could melt steel beams
>forgot what she said couldn't understand me because I have a super deep voice
>fuel like you put in a car except the jet kind
>finally gets what I'm saying
>jet fuel that melts steel beams
>no we're a toy store.
>alright thank you

Why dont we ask a store that has pick up
to get us a shit ton of food together and just dont go pick it up

come on /b/ we need a good plan not spaghetti

>>600776464

Everyone is 12. All of us.

>>600780620
reroll

>>600750477
are you the nsa?

we should call resturaunts in black cities like harlem or compton to make reservations for mike brown or darren wilson

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>>600780688
>>no we're a toy store.

>>600780688
Made me have a hearty chuckle, thank you

>>600763413
>Hey I am autistic not retarded you fucking prick

>>600780688

I feel like you got trolled by an old lady.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU

>>600781173
She sounded young.

>>600781231
how do i down vote this?

>>600750477
Don't try to use logic. lol You will just end up with a headache from the responses.

>>600781231
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU
kek this

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>>600781231
Listen to your mother and fuck off.

>>600781445
Click on the thumb ups under options

>>600781445
Simple
kill yourself

>>600781231


Holy shit you actually think you're edgy, giggling like a little faggot because you yelled something naughty in your mommy's house.

>>600780688
WIN

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>>600779870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18VOMNc2Jb9

>>600781695
>>600781445
>normies

>>600777723
>.com

>>600781760
mods, ban this underage faggot

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anon here fluent in arabic
I'll prank call whoever you want me to

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>>600781640

It's simple. We kill the self.

>>600781760
2edy4me

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>>600778998

>>600777723
>.com

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>>600781695
>>600781553
>>600781445
mwahahahaha all of you

>>600765543
*tips fedora* Milord. :)

>>600781760
>>/c/ringethreads

>>600782172
61555633,(6+1),4

>>600780688
Called the number.
>Blah blah toy barn how could I help you?
>Hey you guys sell games?
>Yes, we sell all kinds of games.
>Alright, cool. Looking for an old one, not sure if you have it, do you have Battletoads?
>No.
>That's fine, do you have jet fuel that could melt steel beams?
>Click

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>>600753527
Wtf is this stupid shit. Does anyone think the people "behind" the editing would still keep quiet. It's fucking bullshit. Even if they were paid off human greed is too much.

>>600781760

Wow. Super creative.

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>>600782450
Fuck me, forgot an arrow

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>>600782251

>>600762438
Piss off faggot. Back to /x/.

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>>600782570
GGWP.
Captcha-sushi

>>600777723
>>600777777
>.com

>>600782172
cal lme nigger
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