Continuation of... if you roll dubs you must text your sister,

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Gf

bamper

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Sister

>>600452864
I never get dubs, I'll risk it

>>600452864
Im definitely not getting a reply as its Fucking 4 am and she has school

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>>600453263
Caw Caw, mother fucker.

>>600453263
Also won't be getting a reply because she will have about 600 other texts with the same question

>>600453118
oh wow, you're gf? that must be hard to text to her.

>>600453510
Kek

>>600452864
nice phone number and name

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For the ones who were here from the very first thread

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>>600453625

I've had sex before so it's not like I'm new to the whole thing, but jesus man, I never thought it would've been as easy as just straight up asking a female friend. I've been doing it wrong all these years.
brb getting female frie- aw shit, i suck at making friends.
oh well

>>600453510
Lol

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>>600453625
>>600453580

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>>600453671

>>600453510
low tier kek
didnt see i put the wrong photo and left her info

Not my girl anyways but dun fucked up good

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>>600453714

>>600453668
Is she a feminist? Sounds like a sjw feminist because it's 'trendy' at the moment.

>>600453161
Any results anon?

tfw no gf no crush

>>600453724
well thanks for pointing it out to /b/ thats totally believable and stuff

>>600453714
Wut

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>>600453806

>>600453668
Oh shittt hahah

too bad i dont have any female friends at all

>>600453910
Who is josh

>>600453910
too good to be true

>>600453880
Nope just traditional Irish family

>>600453880
right. do you think posting that you want to jizz on someones face and make it whiter than a chalk board is going to get a positive response?

>>600453910
What the fuck is going on

>>600453979
Her son probably

>>600453910
You know what to do anon. (Pics)

>>600453668
tell her you're serious, this is getting pretty funny

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>>600454026

>>600454009
Go back to tumblr.

>>600453668
How's it going brit fag

>>600453880
British grills aren't like American sluts anon. You can't just treat them like slabs of meat and expect to get pussy

>>600452864
Why would you leave the number in?

>>600454018

dump from last thread

>>600454018

Crush . . .

>>600454110
grats

>>600454026
Retard. It's her boyfriend. The guy she met recently. She was talking about the size of his cock earlier.

>>600453979

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>>600453910
>mfw its the boyfriend
>mfw hes crossdressing
>mfw he baits anon into coming into the house
>mfw he turns around he looks like this
>pic related

>>600454123
Why did you link the post here>>600453714

>>600452864
roll

>>600454096
I'm not from America and it's mostly American girls who are trendy sjw feminists and coming in second is England.

>>600454098
it is his master plan....

>>600454091
what the fuck are you talking about

only tumblr thinks hilarious troll comments aren't going to get a positive response from girls? I want to see pics just as much as you do retard, but that isn't going to get them. god I miss being 14.

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>>600454263
well whats the next step in his master plan?

>>600454003

i agree with him 100% is a feminist and you probs dont know it.

>>600454110
ayy

>>600454110
and then he woke up

>>600454178
So that means... that you are the boyfriend?

>>600454110
congrats on that, but you srsly need to work on your game.
>may i?
>MAY I?

>>600454303
You're literally a retard. Please go home newfaggot.

How can you miss being 14 when you're only 12?

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>>600454314
getting dubs

>>600454259
Semantics

>>600454110
School, sir?

>>600454314
Crashing these trips

Rolland

>>600453714
Oh diggedy dear. U dun guffed. I really wanna just tell someone we need to fuck and get it over with so we can be the best.
>tfw can't leave house

>>600454434
And you never got them

Check em

>>600454413
>literally
confirmed for woman or young teenager

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Stepping it up

>>600453806
This is all fake, there's a buddy he's asked to do this for him.

>>600454446
Facts

>>600454528
Confirmed has no idea what they're talking about and is horrible at assumptions.

Show me potato salad!

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She tried ringing me

>>600454009
I would respond positively to this sort of request. probably with a 'yes please sir'

>>600454530
Saving the thread, anon.

>>600454066
Hey wtf where the delivery at
>>600453688
>>600453988

Rolling. I never get dubs.

>>600454811
Checked and kekd

>>600454530
>>600454530
lol hard anon. goood job!

>>600454811
Today is your lucky day anon

>>600454811
lucky day

>>600454811
Now text your mum

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>>600454694
Would you like me to jizz on your face and make it whiter than a chalkboard at the end of class?

>>600454687
dont answer anon, get her to answer your question first and possibly some nudes

>>600454811
get dubs :P deliver

>>600454687

tell her you're with your friends and was just joking

but you would like to eat out that pussy

>>600454811
I think you will find it is I who never gets dubs

>>600454263
I've thought the same, hope he's not trying to lure us in, you never know man!

rolling. I only once got dubs and it was today so seems unlikely.

Where the sister ones. Someone pls.

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>>600454672

>>600452864
>I bought a car I hope you're a golddigger and are into me now cause I'm a beta

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Called her a slut felt good

>>600454771
Ain't got nobody to text

>>600454905
yes please, sir.

>>600454996
>having a car is something special so that will surely attract golddiggers
what

>>600455002
you're either retarded and fucked up with your girl or a really bad troll that stopped fooling people a thread and a half ago.

>>600455002
Kek. If dubs say "Slut answer, I will fuck you up"

>>600454320
So a girl that stands up for herself and doesn't want to be made a joke is an SJW now?

Since when did you virgins start believing that every girl is some anime schoolgirl that lets everyone join a bukakke on her?

>>600454413
You are severly brain damaged, the other guy is right, you seriously fail to understand any sort of human concept. Now you're going into damage control with the "lul faggit" and repeating what he said. In reply to this you'll say "maxumum b7ted lul u mid??? XDDDD"

Guess it's not your time to grow up yet, son.

>>600455070
Post info.

>>600455170
Lol, take the bait you mad fag.

>>600455170
ty. good god.

>>600455170
Please go back to tumblr. I've probably had sex more with more girls than the amount you've been around girls you fucking pussy beggar.

>>600454713
>ITT: Kids thinking they're le masterruesmen worthy of archiving and collages that they'll post in "RAFFUROOSE FREDZ"
>Will be used instead in cringe threads

>>600455127
Haha. I would text her too but my phone number is linked to FB.

>>600455127
/b/ its been ful of newfags lately, stupid ass kids posting lel, kek and shit like that, they even call themselves newfagas, want prove? this basterd just posted this girls number, what keeps you newfags from whitknighting??

>>600455243
snapchat?

>>600455385
you can suck my tootsies anytime.

>>600455170
>>600454413
Both you niggers shut the fuck up. Trying to enjoy the fucking thread without novels popping up.

>>600455002
>>600455127
Jesus lad for the sake o' your savior let this be a leprechaun post

>>600452864
Is it just me or is the text quality on the last text really shit, cus if it is than OP posted fake text.

>>600455444
trips checked.

>>600455496
/b/ allows tumblr feminists now?

>>600455170
Tipples fedora.

>>600455566
/b/ eat tumblr cunts for practice, yes.

>>600455566
GEt some dubs mate

>>600453580
So who's who in that conversation?

>>600455444
You post yours, I'll add you.
(My phone is rather old, so for some reason my snapchat version can only display pictures, not videos)

>>600455385
>Anon keeps going
>Girlfriend dumps him
>Anon throws insults at her out of denial
>serves only to drive her further away
>Faggot white knight snakes her into his grasp
>Anon had to watch as he gets beaten by beta white knight
>Anon an hero's

>>600453586
Its the "for practice" part shes gonna have a problem with. Who is he practicing for?

Too much whining, not enough actual asking

>>600455777
I might do that seeing how you got trips

>>600455633
And then they file a rape charge against you for anything that was consensual sex acts for the sake of it.

#ThisIsWhyINeedFeminism

>>600453668
this should be 4chans motto
>4chan, your immature lad

Too many meaningless dubs

>>600455809
she'd just assume it's practice to get better for her though...?

meaningless dub is meaningless

>>600455777
Pretty much.

>>600455885
no it shouldn't.

>>600455777
trips, your wish is granted.

>>600453714
Fag

rollang. will text crush

Thread is shit now. We wait for op that actually got lucky... or murdered...

>>600454110
Ayy lmao

Rolling will text friend :')

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Easymode.
Cousin.
currently staying in one of our spare bedrooms.

>>600456409
Pic?

>>600455385

>>600456322

>>600456409
timestamped pics or it didn't happen.

>>600456409

PICS OF WIN! :D

>>600456409
If dubs or not dubs reply
>how about right now
And go eat some

>>600456500
Dubs don't lie

>>600456409
Why block out previous conversation?

>>600455385
So you guys are broken up now?

>>600456409

>>600456322

>>600456782
nigger

im a nigger

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>>600456831
KILL THE NIGGER

>>600456831
Takes one to know one you fucking nigger

>>600456831
Fucking dumb nigger

ayy lmao

>>600456831

Lol, fucking faggot.

Jet fuel can't melt these dubs

>>600456995
no they cant

>>600456995
Dublluminati confirmed

>>600456995
These dubs have ceased to BE

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>>600456519
Well gentlemen. Goodnight.

>>600453910
Show pics of this bitch or it's fake and gay

>>600457145
pix or it didn't happen

>>600457145
Pic of her before you leave

>>600457145
pics plz good sir

>>600457145
you must be a tree....

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My son! He's gay but I don't think he knows yet.

why the hell is this working so well for everyone

>>600457422
Try it yourself

>>600457413
>must be a tree....
>>>
>Anonymo
kek

>>600457422
Well maybe you should try and you will see

>>600457492
He'll have to now, he got dubs.

>>600457422
Dubs, do it

>>600457422

girls love being eaten out

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From previous thread. I got nothing. She's just talking to me about work.

>>600457422
lol coz girls are as horny as guys man

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>>600453910

>>600457413
faggot

>>600457413
>I want to practice sucking dick
Dubs get

Top kek

So many trolls in this thread and everyone believes them. God dammit /b/, what have you become. Newfags everywhere.

>>600457413
"You have a butthole don't you"

>>600457844
Well stop being a new fag and deliver

>>600457844
Dubs do it faggot

>>600457934
*newfag.......

>>600457413
just go give him head anon

>>600457844

your chance to do it for real

le roll

>>600457661
You're still here? Weird. Thought you had 15 minutes. Obvious troll is obvious.

Nah, they already know I'm good at it.

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Ayy Lmao

>>600458588
Enjoy the AIDS in your mouth

>>600458693
he sure does

>>600458693
She's a virgin

>>600458827
she sure is

Lel

>>600458588
Lick it up

>>600458827
Doubt it.

>>600458041
le get out faggot

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>>600458588
Send her this OP

>>600453714
You fucking idiot

Someone should ask for the old lickeroo

>>600459439
Holy shit, yes.

>>600452864
Rolling

>>600459507
YES

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>>600454110

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>>600458588

>>600454096

i don't have to treat british women like slabs of meat when they already are slabs of meat for my meat sword

>>600453714
NOBODY told you to do that you autistic faggot

Rollan

>>600459883
AHAHAHHAA

>>600453118

>>600453161

Both gf and sister are asleep still. They usually sleep in, but still posting results for these.

>>600460574
Fuck it. Rolling to ask ex

>>600460574
Sister, yes pls want to read.

Older or younger sister?

>>600460574
deliver on sister faggot.

>>600459883
all of the kek!

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I'm this guy from yesterday. After being compromised, I was still able to score this girl. Won't post pics because I don't have any.

>>600461974
Don't roll fag, just do it

>>600461990
that's nice

Rolling. Give pls

>>600462444
The trips are reeeeel

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ROLL

>>600462444
trips cannot be denied, get to it

>>600462444
Keep rolling rolling rolling ah

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>>600455385
>They call me that master of the tootsies!

>>600454530
kek

I won't get dubs

>>600463266
nice dubs

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>>600462444
Ex gf, the delivery

>>600461990

#YOLO

>>600463588
nice