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if you roll dubs you must text your sister, girlfriend, aunt,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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if you roll dubs you must text your sister, girlfriend, aunt, crush and say

can i eat you out for practice?

>post results

pic unrelated
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I roll for aunt. Gf is boring.
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Damn
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Roll for crush
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>>600447967
One reroll
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>>600448027
Thank fuck..
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>>600448027
rerolling for anon
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>>600448027
cmon anon! You can do it! Reroll
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I shall roll, reroll twice, then complain about the last reroll.
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>>600448027
Reroll
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>>600448027
Shoot... Sorry anon. This time for sure anon!
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>>600448133
Deliver
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>>600447864

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg
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>>600448027
Anon... you have to believe! reroll
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Bonus points for overweight people
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Continuing from last thread. She really is not happy
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>>600448027
Rerollio for anon
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>>600448239
Reroll
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>>600448211
Fekin ugly pussies
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>>600448250
Send another.
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>>600447864
By the way that pic is related swing how it was in the exact same thread you are copying
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Rollem
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>>600448250
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i never get dubs but fuck it lets go
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>>600448250
lol
stop texting her and in the morning say sorry and that you were drunk
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>>600448027
Dont give up anon!
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>>600448133
Well that plan failed miserably. She's at work so idk when I'll get a reply.
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>>600448250
Damnnn. You gotta dump her dude. Wat gud a waifu who isnt sexually attracted to you.
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>>600448321
You mawd? I'll write shit but think that's the end of the pictures
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>>600448027
Anon.. quit being a faggot! reroll
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600447723
did you ever eat her out??? i have to know
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>mfw don't have any girls numbers
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>>600448358
I'm from Ireland it is the morning
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>>600448027
gogo reroll
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>>600448027
Roll for anon
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rollerino?
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>>600448334
It was originally this photo. Just too lazy to delete the few words.
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>>600448027
Roll
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>>600448027
roll
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>>600448397
is that aunt gf sister or crush?
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>>600448430
>can't quote

Laughinggirls.png
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>>600448420
Reroll
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>>600448027
anon roll
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>>600447864
Fuck it. Rolling
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Re Rollin
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>>600448461
>insert irish joke here
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>>600448027
rollskies
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>>600448519
Close friend / crush
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lamo
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>>600448540
Another roll for anon
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No one i know would be awake right now so carefree rollin
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>>600448534
Damn. The gods say no.

Captcha: Stann
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>>600448520
being this easy to b8
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this could be funny

roll
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>>600448027
rolling for anon
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fuck it lets give it a try
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>>600448027
Even more rolling
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>>600448494
sauce?
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>>600448667
so close to trips
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>>600448622
this counts
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>>600448027
Rerolling for this anon!
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>>600448622
Now they says yes.
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i really tried
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3rd roll charm
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Dubs is impossible to get :)
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>>600448764
/b/ isn't trolled that easily
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>>600448764
omg dude... please tell me this isnt real
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>>600448027
rolling
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>>600448764
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>>600448764
haha
haha
haha

shoot yourself
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>>600448815
Lies!!
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>>600448764
god...
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>>600448764
this is now officially a cringe bread
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>>600448764
ahhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooo plz
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>>600448764
oh oh ahah eheheh
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>>600448764
this is miserable
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>>600448847
Kek'd
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Check this 7.
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>>600448764
Jesus fuck, is this real
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>>600448764
That honestly fucking hurt me.
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>>600447864
role
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>>600448764
holy fuck
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>>600448651
>fucks up
>gets called out
>lel i troled u
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>>600448838
Apparently they are.... >_> >>600448877
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Rolling for gf. One try.
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Rolling for OP's Mom
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>>600448764
*tips fedora* good one there mate xD
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>>600448877
Deliver bitch
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>>600448942
nigga why you keep taking the b8 XD
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>>600448877
>>600448911
Deliver!!
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>>600448764
Old pasta, good pasta
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>>600448764
Did you meet here cause shes an female gamer? 'tis an awesome thing to see! =D
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Will skype aspie friend if dubs.
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rolling for divorced single mother
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>>600448877
Deliver cunt
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>>600448250
what is wrong with that chicks attitude? she is your gf. u want to eat her pussy and she seems grossed out. obviously you two have never fucked before. and from her reaction she wasnt going to either. getting this shit our of the way is good for you because you can move on. my guess: even if you get to fuck her, she does the seastar and wont lift a finger. boring as fuck
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>>600448764
Holy fuck anon. I'm posting this in a cringe thread for you
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>>600448764
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>>600448764
She want's the D
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GG no dubs
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>>600448027
Rererolling for this Hero!
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>>600448764
Lol
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>>600448972
yeah, it seems the cancer is much more severe than I feared.
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>>600448027
ok go for it
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>>600448651
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>>600449101
god boxxy without eye liner looks so weird
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>>600448027
Re Rolling for this dude
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>>600449017
>le epictrole XD
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>>600449168
>this is now a cringe thread
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>>600449168
Fuck haha
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>>600449168
tell her shed probably suck at it anyways
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>>600449019
Trying... Fucking 3am no one will reply
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>>600448027
Statistically you should already have had dubs giving the number of rerolls
Re rolling
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>>600448027
>still no dubs
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>>600449086
We fuck quite regularly but she is very close minded. We have only ever done 4 positions which annoys me but she does anal now and again so all good
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>>600448027
Rerolling for you fine sir
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>>600449168
Dump her.
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>>600449336
>implying he didn't get dubs with my post
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>>600448027
stand back i got this
reroll
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>>600449168
who is this meant to be to you?
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>>600449399
I appluad you
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>>600449349
She sounds cute and hot, any pics, no face necessary
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>>600449399
Winrar Winrar WINRAR!!!!
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>>600449380
what post retard
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>>600449366
Mfw no one is delivering
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>>600449399
That you do
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>>600449449
Roll
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>>600449399
>>>600448027
>stand back i got this
>reroll
>>600449399
Winrar. Get after it
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>>600448764
>>600449168
>Cringe bread
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>>600449399
Damn son!
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>>600449449
Calm down ya fag
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>>600449437
I'll check if I can get one
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>>600449080
Reroll
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>>600449168
Does she have company around or is she at work, dude? I think I'd be a little pissed with you if you kept sending me this shit if it was at risk of being seen by friends or co-workers.

Then again your girlfriend must be pretty fucking stupid if she's opening this bullshit around other people after already seeing the first pic.

If she's just chilling at home then I truly feel sorry for you.
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>>600448397
I don't think I'm getting anything for a couple hours so I'll make a new thread when she answers
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>>600448764
Oh jesus
Jesus no arr fuck I can even finish this
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>>600448764

my sides shattered
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>>600449437
For you
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>>600449163
yeah... Boxxy
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do we say something different if our crush is a guy?
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>>600449777
fuck me
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>>600449562
She is at class. That's why she might be pissy but she should stil got to the bathroom and picture you push for me! Its only logical
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>>600449777
Can I eat your ass out for practice
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>>600449766
no shit...god damn. it feels cold but summer must be here
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>>600449777

Nah, you're eating out his ass
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>>600449714
Damn! And does anal, no wonder you have the "fuck erbody in here" attitude, i would too, and make her deep throat like that pic next time anyways
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>>600449766
Newest of fags.
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>>600448622
Phone died, best friends gf.
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>>600449868
if dubs you ask to eat out ass for practice
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>>600449036
Live cringe material
fucking new fag
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>>600449777
Use your imagination, fag.
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>>600449929
Doesn't deep throat but has a crazy strong tongue
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>>600449951
oops. wrong post. now I get dubs for THIS post

>>600449777
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>>600449938
oh my
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>>600449938
If she says yes, i advise you take up the offer
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>>600449938
If that is you are one hellish mutha fucka
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>>600449766
>>600449742
YEAH GET FUCKIN B8'D GOD SECOND ONE THIS THREAD IM ON A FUCKING ROLLLLL. ALSO CHECK THE DUBS IM BOUTTA GET
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>>600450092
If she agreed would you?
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>>600449938
I'd smack you around hard if you were my best friend
You got balls
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>>600449938
I swear now. Since she's asleep, I'll make a thread with her response asap. Probs my gfs response too lol.
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>>600449089
You are a couple of years late for that

lurk moar
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>>600449938
inb4 you get stabbed
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>>600447864
roll
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>>600449938
wow man you're one dense motherfucker for messing with your bros gf
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>>600450180
GOD IM SO FUCKING SLICK. CHECK THOSE DUBS
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>>600448764
old as fuck
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>>600450266
shieet
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>>600450266
Deliver now
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From previous thread since no one is posting, faggots.
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>>600450330
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>>600450343
So close.
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>>600450266
>>600450233
>>600450211
>>600449777
No deliverys
Wheres my fucking pizza?
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Roll for dubs
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>>600450369
uber kekken
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>>600449766
>>600449956
Newest fags. Not knowing that an female gamer 'tis an awesome thing to see.
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>>600450369
see:
>>600450335

Fucking retard.
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>>600450369
ROFL
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>>600450369
hngggg , continue
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>>600450369
kek
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>>600450268
>>600450230
>>600450211
We're all fairly okay with it. Open like that
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Roll for cancer
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>>600449956
Cringe level over 9000. Learn your ebin meemees, newfag.
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>>600447864
Man that would make an awkward conversation with my sister
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Roll for cousin
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>>600450493
Replied to myself too, such a fag.
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>>600450369
lol mom zoned
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>>600450522
Kek, you asked for it
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>>600450470
>>600450477
>>600450482
It's a fucking repost newfaggots.
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>>600450522
Kekekekekekekekek
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>>600450335
>>600450369
MOAR NOW
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>>600450522
Now you can live it for real. Dubs don't fail me now
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>>600450569
GTFO do I really have to do this
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>>600450230
Ok here is your plan
>text her for a bit flirting
>if she agrees to meet you
>find a guy with aids
>put aids guy spunk on one side of a condom
>fuck your best friends girlfriend
>you have now giving her aids
>tell your friend you heard she has been sleeping around
> he finds out she has aids
> he now also has aids
>next week you find out your girlfriend has aids
> realise your in a four person aids relationship
>tell your mum
>your mum is actually a reptilian
>she blows you off with her reptilian tongue
>you cum in her mouth
> you have now giving your reptilian mum aids
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>>600450369
Good save, mom.
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>>600450631
Do it
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>>600450522
Anons I have no credit. I'll ask her tomorrow and record it
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>>600450631
Fuck yeah you do. Yfw she agrees
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>>600450639
So hard, moar
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>>600450522
i hope your sister likes spaghetti
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Rolling for crush
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>>600450522
lel
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>>600450737
Reroll
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>>600450799
winner
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>>600450799
Good job , now proceed
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Rollin' in the deep
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>>600450799
Winrar
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>>600450799
winrar
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>>600448027
one roll for you anon
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>>600450369
>>600450369
oh you
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She finally text back what do I say now?
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rolling for cousin
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>>600450919
Ask her for a picture of da face
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>>600450919
you have been getting lazy. srry
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>>600447864
roll for crush
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>>600450919
"suck my kek bitch"
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>>600450919
"Why cant you just accept that a relationship cant last without healthy sex?"
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>>600449777
might not get a reply close to 6am
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I'm getting tired , hurry someone deliver and make this epic bread
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>>600450960
I have. But she is being slow texting back
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>>600450966
Prove you´re a man now, anon
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anyone else getting the select pasta or bread shit
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>>600450919
"We can practice together"
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>>600451007
you fucking faggot
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>>600451051
DO IT
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>>600450966
Post results
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>>600451051
kek
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>>600451007
Nice trips, also it's spelled practice.
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>>600451051
pro stuff pic
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>>600451007
gross. Faggot.

Captcha: emobj
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>>600451051
and send a pic of a black dick
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>>600451111
Wow
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>>600447864
roll for rob schneider
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>>600450957
>>600450997
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>>600451111
>20-fucking-15
>not knowing difference between fat and non-fat english
>still getting quads
>mfw
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>>600451057
>>600451136
>not a faggot
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>>600451111
DAYUM
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>>600451111
>>600451111
Quads text 2 bitches
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>>600451233
oops!

Nice!
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>>600451256
Now i think you fucked up
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>>600451262

You chose, out of the option of "crushes, mom, sister" to choose a dude? You're a faggot. If the guy says yes you'll probably go do it.
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>>600451243
hello FBI
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>>600447864
roll for mother in law
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holy shitttttttttttttttt what do I do. this is my crush
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>>600451382
Its a girl you fucking potato, she asked earlier in the thread
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What if you have multiple sisters...
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>>600451422
do ieet
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>>600451051
Delivered.
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>>600451433
no way lol
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>>600451433
you fucking take pictures and post them as soon s you get done fgt.
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>>600451433
You be there in 15 and don't wake Josh up faggot, what else?
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>>600451433
>15 minutes to get there
> still on /b
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>>600451433
>what do i do
Just eat her out you fucking virgin. GO!
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>>600451433
go to her house and eat her out.
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>>600451433

fucking do it you dumb fuck
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>>600451433
Better fucking get over there
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>>600451433
Woah!
Congrats, dude
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>>600451450
You're a faggot. A trap doesn't count as a girl.
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>>600451453
pick the hottest one
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>>600451433
Why are you still here fag GO
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>>600451433
it shoudn't be that hard.
Be quiet and don't wake up josh.
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>>600451433
why aren't you fucking her right now cunt
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>>600451450
a girl named jonathan?
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>>600447864
And what if they're the same person?
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>>600451433
why are you still here?
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>>600451495

This! Duh!
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>>600451555
Nice trips
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>>600451433
go over to her house and eat josh out, obviously
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>>600451433
Be a man and get over there. Doesn't matter if you last two seconds just eat her until she squeals
Pro tip: lick the clit
Ps: put your phone on record and then post back later for your triumphant victory dance
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>>600451555
Nice
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>>600451256

>02/25/15(Wed)05:55:55


all dem 5's
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>>600451626
Go over to josh and eat out 15 couches
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>>600451623
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>>600451453
pic is you dude
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>>600451433
sit here on be for 30 min. reflect on your life. an hero
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>>600451433
GUYSGUYSGUYS holy shit how do i eat her out
never done it before
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>>600451433
>>600451514

Ladies (as if there are any) and gentlemen, I present you the king of /b/
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>>600451483

this is just a trainwreck now

a beautiful trainwreck
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>>600451580
your autism is showing
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>>600451580
Are you... autistic? Wow. Jonathan is the dude she's texting.

What sense would that make to display your own name at the tops of message conversations.

How the fuck are you even managing to use 4chan right now?
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>>600451724
Just walk/run you lazy fuck. You can eat your crush out
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>>600451640
protip: SUCK the clit. bitches love that.
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>>600451724
You ever seen a dog drink water, yeah do that.
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>>600451676
couch over to eat and Josh her out
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>>600451724
Tornado
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>>600451724
ahh the old seen, but no reply.

Back to the friendzone with you
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>>600451724

Juan?
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>>600451724
okay trolling nvm. abandon thread
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>>600451433

shittttttttttttttttttttttttttt guys, i slipped and ate out josh, now I'm gay FUCK!
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>>600451676
kek
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>>600451724
french kiss her vagoo
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>>600451792
haha
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>>600451724
You chew gently, like nibbling, and swallow the pee pee, and when she gets really into it, you can start chowing down on the 'sugar walls' and the clitty.
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>>600451724

find the clit
focus on the clit
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>>600451724
Have you never watched porn?
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>>600451433
Go eat some pussy
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>>600451724
You said it was for practice. She is expecting you to not know what you're doing.
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>>600451724
if you aren't trolling, just remember, you're PRACTICING. so you shouldn't know what you're doing
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>>600451724
Pretend it's hard ice cream. Firm licks! Then tongue the whole for a while. Then stick one or two fingers in and start rubbing where you think her belly button would be it should feel bumpy. Do that for ten mins increasing the speed gradually. Cum in your pants and go home
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>>600451724
im so nervous and excited hahahaha holy shit you faggots actually did somehting
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>>600451724
I'll indulge you
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>>600451766
She? You're saying a girl is posting this to /b/ ? What happened to tits or gtfo?

Wow /b/ is full sjw right now.
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>>600451854
Don't forget to eat the ass.
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>>600451433
You're crushing on a single parent?
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>>600451902
yeah make sure to rub her belly button. makes bitches wet as fuck
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>>600451907
fake as fk
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>>600451724
>pull panties
>just start touching the vagina and the area around the vagina really softly (warm hands are needed!!!)
>get that bitch dripping, tease her, pet her on her belly and thighs
>go easy
>then just rib her clitoris with your tongue, suck on it, tornado shit but don't go fucking nuts
>build it up
>just lick, put your whole face in it

you should also ask her if she's enjoying it and ask her what she likes. if she's starting breathing heavy she's liking it.if she's pressing her vagina into your face you have to go harder.

>>600451907
Good luck anon!
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>>600448764
>all these replies
Sure is Summer.
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>>600451907
>>600451925
read it faggot
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>>600451907
>confidence
>online conversation

obvious troll
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>>600451969
word
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>>600448764
Feels Badman
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>>600451858
This guy is 100% accurate. Swirl your tongue around her clit slowly at first, increasing speed gradually. Slide a finger up in there and hit her g-spot a little too, that helps.
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>>600451957
trolled my comment and made me kek 10/10
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Rollin' for sister in law
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>>600451907
timestamp this bitches pussy when you get there
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>>600451907
Stop talking to us you faggot!
Go give her the ol'lickaroo!
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>>600451907
Why are you faggots believing this?
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>>600452018
which one?
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>>600451724
Japanese alphabets?
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>>600452082
rolling for this guy
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>>600451907

go back to making out with your hand fagatron
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>>600451907
fuck her with a cheeto
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Rolling for crush
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>>600451433
WINRAR
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>>600451994
fuck you its fucking summer.
it's been negative 30 or below here for a month.
they're fucking newfaggot kids but it aint fucking summer
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>>600451907
its ok if you are bad at it you can tell her thats why you need the practice.
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>>600452106
because we're bored
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>>600451925
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>>600451724
well good thing she doesnt mind you just want to "practise". lick slow and steady, if she is on the edge of cumming - dont speed up, it will break the tension. ask her if she is feeling good. maybe let her guide you
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>>600452203
It is in Canada.
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>>600452106

you're probably that Debbiedowner in the conspiracy threads on /pol/ shooting down our hopes and dreams
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Rollin for gf
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>>600451724
Start simple, make the alphabet with your tongue
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>>600451907
im a really bad liar guys
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>>600452277
Wish granted
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>>600452302
you threw it
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>>600452302
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you're a virgin again. Well done.
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>>600452302
/thread
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>>600452277
doube dubs
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>>600452302
holy shit you are some cringy beta faggot virgin neckbeard
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>>600452302
quick 404 it guys
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>>600452302

you can't possibly be this stupid
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>>600452302
YOU

FUCKED

UP

YOU

WORTHLESS

PIECE

OF.

SHIT!
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>>600452302
either fake or beta as fuck
kill yourself now.
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>>600452302
You fucking beta nigger fuck boy!!!
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>>600452302
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>600452302
Fucking idiot
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>>600452302
the fuck LOL
debbie downie was right, shows over abondon thread
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>>600452302
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>>600452302
WOW YOU FUCKING MORON

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP SOMETHING SO PERFECT
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>>600452302
stupid fuck
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New bread now!!!
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>>600452302
oh my god what have you done
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>>600452302

you are the biggest retard on earth
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in good news this thread will be dead in under 5 minutes
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>>600452302
Virginity intact
Dignity being raped by Mexican slaves
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>>600452302
I still want to see her reply
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>>600452302
YOU DONE GOOFED
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>>600452302
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>>600452434
>>600452302
My sides are so fucking out of orbid right now
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>>600452277
Asked sister and gf, posting in a second.
They're asleep so.
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>>600452302
autism spectrum level shit
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>>600452302

Kill yourself, if troll or just faggot virgin.
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>>600452302
Surley this is a troll
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>>600452302
Wow you fucking pussed out! You little bitch.
Holy shit .
Kek
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In other news twat box replied
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>>600452302

Fuck you.
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>>600452302
Well looks like it's time to abandon the fucking thread. Thanks white knight beta faggot nigger boy.
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>>600452563
wait i'm kind of lost
is this bitch your girlfriend bro?
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>>600452302
AWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
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>>600452615
He said crush
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>>600452302
faggot fucked up
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>>600452563
>in school

my interest has been russled
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>>600452563
Kek!
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>>600452302
You can't be this autistic
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>>600451433
>"what do I do"
post her address
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>>600447864
why not, rolling
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>>600452563
" yeah I bet youd like to fucked like the whore you are in school, taught a good lesson by me with load of white on your face instead of the chalkboard"
>>
someone make a new thread already
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>>600451724
i was going to give you advice but then i realised it's pretty homo so i'll just call you a faggot until you provide proof of what you're supposedly about to do.
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>>600452615
Yea kept it going from an earlier thread
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>>600451931
i thought tits or gtfo was only required when they're explicitly pointing out that they're "femanons" though.

make up your mind /b/
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NEW BREAD PLIX
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>>600452490
welp. maybe im ok
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>>600452644
I just closed the last thread but i'm very sure he said it is his actual girlfriend.
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>>600452563
She sounds like a feminist
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>>600452615
Nah, it's clearly his right hand. See how he had to mention that she's in school after responding to the faggot who asked if she was around people with the same fucking answer.

Enjoy the 5 minute buzz wank for finally being noticed today, OP.
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>>600452817
just get out fucking troll
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>>600452724
Delivered
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>>600452817
if it's real inb4 the boyfriend is actually reading everything you write and telling her what to say so when you get there you get stabbed.
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>>600452817
Just stop talking to us and go fuck her right in the pussy. Goddamn. Beta faggot.
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>>600452903

This.
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>>600452893

cringe.gif
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>>600452903
dont make him paranoid u cunt
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>>600452817
She will fuck you with a strappon
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>>600452893
>>600452893
Nice
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>>600452893
>with a load of white on your face instead of on the chalkboard
Yeah...
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>>600452864
Rnew bread
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>>600452943
I don't understand niggas thirsty enough to fuck friends GFs
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>>600452822
Your dubs don't lie
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>>600452817
confirmed fake

>captcha: i pist
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>>600452563
your call i will pratice myself
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>>600452817
leave the fucking house already idiot
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>>600452903
no she wouldnt do that. she doesnt have a bf. just some guy she has met recently
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>>600452893
You're a champ, nigger.
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>>600452817
If you're not trolling, get off /b/ and go "practice" with the broad
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>>600452893
Its okay Anon. I know everyone else is retarded, but I've been here since the first thread.

I believe you.
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>>600452817
>>600452903

well, no one has bothered to ask if josh is her brother or bf yet... though "sleeping on the couch" probably means bf
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>>600452817
nigga who's Josh
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>>600453052
I call son
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>>600452817
are you gonna fucking go already?!? jesus fucking christ gtfo
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>>600452903
Nah, it's definitely the over protective boyfriend who is waiting to kill the dude as an intruder who 'broke in' through the back door. If you needed an excuse to die, here's your chance guy.
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>>600452302
you just BTFO'd your self

B T F O
T
F
O

This is 100% fake, no man with self respect and cojones would do this. piss off.
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>>600452817
youre fucking blowing it. maybe penis is more your thing
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>>600453127
She was talking about his dick in earlier texts, so you know..
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>>600453002
Disgusting
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>>600452903
If its in us then I guess shotgun is already lock'n'load
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last update. will post when im there
thanks faggots
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>>600453032
At this point I can tell she is gonna decline any move I make on her
>>
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>>600453251
update later, go and take care of business
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>>600453252
But I mean.

You can still just 9/11 your relationship for the entertainment of /b/
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>>600453302
Ayy kek
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>>600453220
Not everyone has guns especially since the US is full of sjw libtards now who think even looking at someone without their permission is wrong.
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>>600453251
take pics or fuck off
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reroll
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>>600453302
Kek
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>>600453302
Ay lmao
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>>600453302
Ayy
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>>600453302
Oh shiiit. Go to new thread
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>>600453302
aaayyyy
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