if you roll dubs you must text your sister, girlfriend, aunt, crush and say
can i eat you out for practice?
Continuing from last thread. She really is not happy
Well that plan failed miserably. She's at work so idk when I'll get a reply.
It was originally this photo. Just too lazy to delete the few words.
*tips fedora* good one there mate xD
what is wrong with that chicks attitude? she is your gf. u want to eat her pussy and she seems grossed out. obviously you two have never fucked before. and from her reaction she wasnt going to either. getting this shit our of the way is good for you because you can move on. my guess: even if you get to fuck her, she does the seastar and wont lift a finger. boring as fuck
Does she have company around or is she at work, dude? I think I'd be a little pissed with you if you kept sending me this shit if it was at risk of being seen by friends or co-workers.
Then again your girlfriend must be pretty fucking stupid if she's opening this bullshit around other people after already seeing the first pic.
If she's just chilling at home then I truly feel sorry for you.
From previous thread since no one is posting, faggots.
Ok here is your plan
>text her for a bit flirting
>if she agrees to meet you
>find a guy with aids
>put aids guy spunk on one side of a condom
>fuck your best friends girlfriend
>you have now giving her aids
>tell your friend you heard she has been sleeping around
> he finds out she has aids
> he now also has aids
>next week you find out your girlfriend has aids
> realise your in a four person aids relationship
>tell your mum
>your mum is actually a reptilian
>she blows you off with her reptilian tongue
>you cum in her mouth
> you have now giving your reptilian mum aids
might not get a reply close to 6am
"We can practice together"
>not knowing difference between fat and non-fat english
>still getting quads
holy shitttttttttttttttt what do I do. this is my crush
Be a man and get over there. Doesn't matter if you last two seconds just eat her until she squeals
Pro tip: lick the clit
Ps: put your phone on record and then post back later for your triumphant victory dance
GUYSGUYSGUYS holy shit how do i eat her out
never done it before
Ladies (as if there are any) and gentlemen, I present you the king of /b/
Are you... autistic? Wow. Jonathan is the dude she's texting.
What sense would that make to display your own name at the tops of message conversations.
How the fuck are you even managing to use 4chan right now?
shittttttttttttttttttttttttttt guys, i slipped and ate out josh, now I'm gay FUCK!
Pretend it's hard ice cream. Firm licks! Then tongue the whole for a while. Then stick one or two fingers in and start rubbing where you think her belly button would be it should feel bumpy. Do that for ten mins increasing the speed gradually. Cum in your pants and go home
im so nervous and excited hahahaha holy shit you faggots actually did somehting
>just start touching the vagina and the area around the vagina really softly (warm hands are needed!!!)
>get that bitch dripping, tease her, pet her on her belly and thighs
>then just rib her clitoris with your tongue, suck on it, tornado shit but don't go fucking nuts
>build it up
>just lick, put your whole face in it
you should also ask her if she's enjoying it and ask her what she likes. if she's starting breathing heavy she's liking it.if she's pressing her vagina into your face you have to go harder.
Good luck anon!
This guy is 100% accurate. Swirl your tongue around her clit slowly at first, increasing speed gradually. Slide a finger up in there and hit her g-spot a little too, that helps.
Stop talking to us you faggot!
Go give her the ol'lickaroo!
go back to making out with your hand fagatron
well good thing she doesnt mind you just want to "practise". lick slow and steady, if she is on the edge of cumming - dont speed up, it will break the tension. ask her if she is feeling good. maybe let her guide you
i was going to give you advice but then i realised it's pretty homo so i'll just call you a faggot until you provide proof of what you're supposedly about to do.
Nah, it's clearly his right hand. See how he had to mention that she's in school after responding to the faggot who asked if she was around people with the same fucking answer.
Enjoy the 5 minute buzz wank for finally being noticed today, OP.
Nah, it's definitely the over protective boyfriend who is waiting to kill the dude as an intruder who 'broke in' through the back door. If you needed an excuse to die, here's your chance guy.