Taylor, if you are out there on /b/ I just want to let you know that I would literally be your sex slave. If you want me to dress like a pinata, shove drugs up my ass and sneak across the border, I would. I know you've had a lot of heartbreak in the past, but the fact that I would shave my eyebrows with a potato peeler for you proves that I am the one for you, like that romeo song you made hella long ago.
Thanks, I appreciate the sentiment. I'm sure you're a nice guy, but I need somebody who's emotionally stable... someone who loves me for the real me, not the me I let my public see. Unfortunately, that often means dating within the industry, which doesn't appeal to me right now. Thankfully, I have my music and my career, which I love. It keeps me busy and alive and connected to my fans. And of course I do have people around me who love me, and I love showing them how much I love them.
But if I ever need a bitch, I'll let you know. :D
Ha, my dubs prove I'm telling the truth!
Seriously, check out iTunes. I'm posting a new song soon that OP should be able to relate to. Unfortunately, the feeling isn't mutual. :p
You must be really fucking shit at reverse image searching...
Yes it's so tight
>pic related, about how I feel
Just in case this is actually her someone ought to screencap the thread and quick before fagmod deletes the thread.
Would be cool to have one more pic as proof that she uploaded a single from a different source. If she did I'm more inclined to believe it but not totally sold until meredith
Mfw this guy thinks we're autistic when faced with pretty compelling evidence
Still waiting on meredith...
It's legit. She replied to you OP.
Taylor Swift gifted us with her glory.
Wait just one fucking minute you guys.
She said she didn't POST the sup b picture.
But she never denied that she took such a picture...
And we can't reverse image search it (I've tried to no avail...)
Well TS, if you're still out there, I twatted at you. Just know that im the kind of guy that wont take you to mcdonnalds for dinner, no, chilli's all the fucking way. And Ill have you know that I own a fedora of every color. So yeah, balls in your court
"Her" post linking to the itunes song is now deleted...hmmm
is it possible she was just hammer drunk and did what a hammer drunk person would do, then upon realizing what TS did, her agent quickly reversed the damage? And yeah I fucking memorized all of the caphas Ive been here so long
That is possible, or she herself reversed the damage and just before the thread 404s we'll get a shot of meredith with a stamp.
Its pretty late though. Would her agent even be awake?
Likewise. Fuck it I have an interview in the morning and if I get the chance to chat at taylor and see her cat and prove this crazy theory it will be worth the grogginess. I don't even know why I care I just do. Maybe its the novelty of a celebrity on 4chan Idfk
>>600238514 Haven't you ever feel that special feeling in your subcockle that made you waste over an hour entertaining the idea that the lust of your life was talking to you while you blew off studying for midterms in a PhD program?
I wish I could find it again but it was in an article somewhere. She didn't directly say b but she did say one of her hobbies was frequenting the "internet" with quotes and all.
Ok guys, I have kept this a secret for a very long time by my publicists request. Pretty much he worries that the reputation you guys have will put a bad light on me. But with that being said, your not all bad and you guys make me laugh.. alot! When im on the road i dont have to for alot of things but i can always find a good laugh here. Thats why i come back.
watch my twitter.. you may see a meme in the future. ;)
actually i read or heard on the radio that she doesn't even walk around nude in her house with the curtains open in case the pepperoni try and take pictures of her
Taylor, I admit I have feelings for you, I can't deny this.
Yes I am exar kun a sith lord, and I do have the ability to control the weather, and perform jedi mind tricks. But I don't want to perform my sith magic on you, how can we make this work as a couple?
In that case post picture of cat.
I can claim I'm Kanye West and my proof is I'll somehow be in the news for talking about Kanye West at or about something that has nothing to do with Kanye West
Pic related Me
Captcha Kanye West
i summon taylor swift.
if she does not post in this thread, taylor swift is confirmed to not even know what 4chan is. timestamp time 'taylor'
i BET taylor is one of the only people that could confirm her identity to /b/ then ask for a personnel army.
and /b/ would do it, at a magnitude seen by no other force.. she could ask us for just about anything and we would do it.
a friend of mine works in audio engineering and has worked with tswift in the mixing/mastering process of a couple of her albums and I am going to have the chance to meet he's in a few months and I will ask her about /b/, 4ch in general
Better yet, you want a meme to post?
Here's an idea.
Make meredith a meme. That way you satisfy us, and you get to post your meme, without people necessarily tracing you back to /b/. Win all around.
In a way, I envy you OP. You're a massive faggot but you're also dumb enough to not realize that and brave enough to let it show to the entire world.
The only flaw in your plan is that your post is utterly futile, but again, you're too dumb to acknowlegde that.
You must be living a very happy life.
She would just have to say hey, offer to fly me to Hawaii for a week or twelve and the rest can be imagined
Hi TS if you're in here...
I'm a huge fan, you're an amazing girl. I saw what you did for your fans on Christmas, that was wonderful.
I know you might not have money to throw around but I've wanted braces for 11 years now. I want to feel beautiful. I long to have a perfect smile like you. Would you help me out?
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're Taylow Swift ( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD
I believe that one post that says her publicist won't let her come out with it in any real way. But she's dropped enough vauge hints. If she makes her cat a meme ... We can take that as our confirmation. It'll stay secret even if we try to blow the lid on it because there's no way really to trace it back to us. Could just have been coincidence she'll say... Neither confirming or denying it. And media will forget. But we won't. It'll be our little secret.
no.. that was me as well. I am a guy.. i was very bored.. i trolled you all for awhile.
that got boring. beta guys posting pictures.. caught my attention.
im telling the truth now because i want to see the hope that you all have diminish as fast as it came
Taylor first I want to get to know you, then I want to cuck you, I'll make you watch me fuck cara gently.
the hashtag symbol is used to find similar posts on twitter. they have like the top used hashtags in the world and she got #innit to the top of the list with that post.
from January when she ran into Harry Styles