Taylor, if you are out there on /b/ I just want to let you know that I would literally be your sex slave. If you want me to dress like a pinata, shove drugs up my ass and sneak across the border, I would. I know you've had a lot of heartbreak in the past, but the fact that I would shave my eyebrows with a potato peeler for you proves that I am the one for you, like that romeo song you made hella long ago.
shutup you cuck
Taylor I'd rape in you in the ass in front of OP just to watch him cry.
>>600225100
Thanks, I appreciate the sentiment. I'm sure you're a nice guy, but I need somebody who's emotionally stable... someone who loves me for the real me, not the me I let my public see. Unfortunately, that often means dating within the industry, which doesn't appeal to me right now. Thankfully, I have my music and my career, which I love. It keeps me busy and alive and connected to my fans. And of course I do have people around me who love me, and I love showing them how much I love them.
But if I ever need a bitch, I'll let you know. :D
>>600226747
Pics or it didn't happen
I wish I could quit u tho... I've dated 6 different girls named Taylor just so that I don't call out the wrong name when blowing my load. If that isn't romance, IDK what is
why is she so perfect
>>600227176 Idk, but i'd fucking eat spaghetti-o's out of Hulk Hogan's ass just to go out on a date with her
Idk if you're into lobsters Taylor, but I'd surgically transform myself into a lobster-like creature for you
>>600225100
sup op?
>>600227066
>>600227556
>>600228010
Now if that isn't love then I don't know what love is
>>600228254
GTFO, no way... do one more pic, you doing the peace sign with your hands, then I might believe. I can't let myself get hurt again.
>>600227035
How about I post a new song on iTunes that's kind of relevant to this thread? ;)
>>600228677
Yes, do a song about the mysterious OP, who keeps doing weird, yet romantic, shit just to go on a date with you. And who professes his everlasting love on /b/
Go the fuck to bed Walter.
>>600229034
Who's Walter?? I'm just a physics grad student in Houston TX!
>>600228970
>>600228677
Ha, my dubs prove I'm telling the truth!
Seriously, check out iTunes. I'm posting a new song soon that OP should be able to relate to. Unfortunately, the feeling isn't mutual. :p
Good night.
>>600229353
If you are the real TS, and I can make you lol, then you have to at least do a shoutout to me at your Houston concert in october... im going to it!
>>600229404
Also, how does one check out itunes? I honestly don't know how that works or where i'm supposed to look
>>600230261
>delete system 32
>restart pc
>open IE
You can now access apple media sites
You're welcome
for TS, I will delete system32.
>>600228254
the fact that I can't find this on google search is odd to me
>>600230603
Dude, me too. That was the first thing I did. Then suddenly I had the scariest idea that TS was actually here... And I blew my one chance
>>600230603
you won't find it anywhere else b/ro.
I didn't even get to give ts my mixtape.
;) Never change /b/
Does Taylor Swift really goes to /b/?
trips get unedited pic!
WTF. holla at me on the twitters-- jakelazerz
>download iTunes from apple website
>open
>register
>use iTunes search
>???
>profit
>>600231152
Okay, you didn't post the "sup b?" pic, fine.
Can you post another pic?
>>600231388
again, can't find it on google....
>>600231152
>mfw I got her album on piratebay
>>600231388
zomg... the only reason I am actually up right now is because of the shit ton of physics hw I have due tomorrow... this thread may make me end up going without sleep
>>600231237
>>600231152
>>600225100
mlady
>>600231388
roll
>>600226747
Holy shit.
I mean... Dare I say it...
Tits or gtfo?
Nah that would never work.
Here's one that'll prove it. Meredith or gtfo. With timestamp.
okay I'm actually starting to believe. can it be.... is TS really just like everyday people? Also, since you are on /b/ you must be a bit twisted, like the rest of us.
>>600232121
reroll
>>600231152
HOLY SHIT
Yup 404'd
>>600232121
This. Give us Meredith
>>600229870
kill yourself
>>600231672
You must be really fucking shit at reverse image searching...
I don't know if this is real or not but I'm on acid right now and I really hope TS sees this cause that'd be so kewl
>>600232622
hi, newfriend
>>600231152
I will accept this as true fact only if you give us meredith with timestamp.
Besides we want to know how she's doing. We named her after all.
>>600232622 apparently I am, since I can't find anything related to this...
>>600232622
Confirmed fake anons
>>600232837
nice. acid is so fucking cool.
ms. swift, have you ever tried acid
>>600232622
>right click
>search image on google
>do that
>0 results
I..I don't see what I did wrong...but you did it just right.
ITT: 1 person bullshits 22 fake ids. Merrdith or didn't happen k?
>>600233000
proof that Mr. Trips
>>600233019
Yes it's so tight
>pic related, about how I feel
>>600233000 NOOOOOOOO damn it.
>>600232448
Holy fuck, that pic, my sides
>>600233266
My first trips ever sorry to break your heart its true
Just in case this is actually her someone ought to screencap the thread and quick before fagmod deletes the thread.
Would be cool to have one more pic as proof that she uploaded a single from a different source. If she did I'm more inclined to believe it but not totally sold until meredith
>>600233677
I did
>>600233677
>>600233814
she did actually go on twitter to post about the new song, 30 minutes ago... Im not sure what to believe anymore
>>600233976
Kek'd
>>600233976 lol'd
>>600234081
Could be an elaborate ruse
>>600233976
Mfw this guy thinks we're autistic when faced with pretty compelling evidence
Still waiting on meredith...
Need more empirical data...
>>600234399
Could be.
>>600234081
Maybe, but the timing is too perfect. Literally 20 min after I posted this thread, she posted on twitter about the song... And I still can't find anything about that pic.
>here you go anons
It's legit. She replied to you OP.
Taylor Swift gifted us with her glory.
>>600235054
That's gotta be a shoop.
>>600235264
IDK man, seems pretty legit to me.
Seems only TS herself can debunk this one.
I am become bait
>>600235264
This is a sex site for celeb look alikes... See I CAN reverse search correctly. But yeh, Im starting to believe again... This was a fucking emotional roller coaster.
>>600235264
fucking sherlock holmes over here
>>600235264
No its real, my uncle owns a camera once
>>600235264
Nope. 100% verified to be real. Fucking sick of newfags thinking that pic is shooped.
>>600235583
oh shit man, you shouldve said so
>>600231152
Wait just one fucking minute you guys.
She said she didn't POST the sup b picture.
But she never denied that she took such a picture...
And we can't reverse image search it (I've tried to no avail...)
Well TS, if you're still out there, I twatted at you. Just know that im the kind of guy that wont take you to mcdonnalds for dinner, no, chilli's all the fucking way. And Ill have you know that I own a fedora of every color. So yeah, balls in your court
>>600235574
Elementary, my dear faggot
Swiftly concluded...
or to be continued... C'mon, I can't stop procrastinating now, the adderall comedown would kill me.
Was fun while it lasted
>>600236467
I still believe we will get a pic of meredith
I've been here so long that I actually have to type my capchas now.
"Her" post linking to the itunes song is now deleted...hmmm
is it possible she was just hammer drunk and did what a hammer drunk person would do, then upon realizing what TS did, her agent quickly reversed the damage? And yeah I fucking memorized all of the caphas Ive been here so long
song came out a week ago
>>600236685
I noticed when I linked to it as well.
Hmm. Good night for procrastinating all around isn't it taylor?
>>600236951 Damn it! well that just inflamed my sphincter with sadness!
>>600236924
That is possible, or she herself reversed the damage and just before the thread 404s we'll get a shot of meredith with a stamp.
Its pretty late though. Would her agent even be awake?
>>600237304
Maybe. Blow can keep a nigga up for hours
>>600236951
On the deluxe album yes but not on itunes. It was just put up. She also just tweeted about it a little bit ago
Yeah i mean its only 2:30 right?
>>600237674
Touche.
>>600237705
Midnight where I am.
>>600237705
I'm staying up till this tread 404s
>>600237685 true that. Maybe we were graced with TS's presence...
Who the fuck is Meredith?
>>600238108
her pussy
>>600237914
Likewise. Fuck it I have an interview in the morning and if I get the chance to chat at taylor and see her cat and prove this crazy theory it will be worth the grogginess. I don't even know why I care I just do. Maybe its the novelty of a celebrity on 4chan Idfk
>>600238201 lol
>>600238108
T's cat
>>600238201
>>600238108
...cat. Her pussy cat.
>>600238201
kek
>>600225100
Yep, this is the post that finally gets me to quit 4chan.
The fact that he hasn't been banned is what kills me.
OP, you're the biggest faggot in the world.
It's been real.
I'm with you guys, even if TS wasn't here, Im still showing that pic to all of my friend and making up some elaborate story about how I got it.
>>600238251
i interview for a living and its really noticeable when someone stays up too late the night before an interview. dont be stupid
>>600238514
Good fucking tumblr faggit gitout
>>600238514
I'm 90% positive this is TS trolling
>>600238619
I actually had the interview already. Im just waiting on the callback.
I lied to you all and I'm not sure why.
This time the capcha literally made me pick out soup. What.
>>600238514 Haven't you ever feel that special feeling in your subcockle that made you waste over an hour entertaining the idea that the lust of your life was talking to you while you blew off studying for midterms in a PhD program?
>>600238514
Taylor post meredith plz
ITT taylor swift confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt a /b/tard
>>600238860
YOU LIED!
>>600239015
With time stamp
>>600239148
Only if she posts her cat
But it has been made much clearer today that its a good chance she is.
If anyone on this thread ever becomes famous and somehow ends up meeting her for realz, please remember to ask her about this night.
>>600239167
Im saving that gif
>>600239333
checked
If she was here it looks like shes gone now. I guess we will never truly know the enigma wrapped in a simile surrounded by a metaphor that is... Taylor Swift.
>>600239333
>>600239333
Must be true
>>600239493
"Hey do you remember that one time you trolled a guy on b who wanted to be your sex slave then released a song?"
"Oh yeah that faggot lol"
Capcha: rpers
>>600231388
literally just type "taylor swift real nudes" into google and it comes up
it's not real anyway
Why do people
A. believe this shit
and
B. care
>>600239823
shall do
>>600239992
I choose to
>>600239850 All my hopes and dreams have been shattered. I truly am OP: the faggot.
>>600239823
me still no see it
>>600240639
reversed image searched it..not OC.
>>600240884
No shit
Its been around a while
>>600240884
Obviously dumb ass newfag.
idk Im pretty doubtful shes still lurking... Prolly got bored after a few lulz and peaced
>>600241118
This is prolly true.
>>600241118
she's too cool for us
Although, I used to live in NYC, and it gets kinda boring after a while...
If dubs then taylor still lurkin
She was never here, and if she was all she would have to do as proof is add something to the end of one of her tweets. For example "Go check out my new song everyone! b"
>>600241500
gooo ooonnn?
>>600241724
Like, I wouldnt be surprised if TS actually was here, since the city life gets repetitive and the interwebs always has fresh lulz for your heart.
they seem similar
>>600241987
She's been here before. She's admitted as much.
>>600242131
proof?
>>600242131
source?
>>600232622
Fake and gay
>>600239992
I want to believe
TS..I know you're watching. I think you're hot. If you ever in the 815 IL area...find meee
a wise man once told me: "its only smellz"
>>600225100
getting all worked up over a glorified trap. that's muh /b/
If I get dubs, TS will fuck me one day
>>600242578 everyone thinks shes hot! Shit man, if TS threw some of her pubes into a bowl of soup, pretty much everyone here would prolly lap that shit up and ask for seconds!
>>600242762
rerool
>>600242803
damn.
>>600242314
>>600242225
I wish I could find it again but it was in an article somewhere. She didn't directly say b but she did say one of her hobbies was frequenting the "internet" with quotes and all.
>>600242762
"her" initials are TS. coincidence? i think not
I actually can't believe Ive been on a TS thread for 2 hours.
Surely someone post taylor fappening unleaked pics
>>600242762
rereroll
>so cute
Ok guys, I have kept this a secret for a very long time by my publicists request. Pretty much he worries that the reputation you guys have will put a bad light on me. But with that being said, your not all bad and you guys make me laugh.. alot! When im on the road i dont have to for alot of things but i can always find a good laugh here. Thats why i come back.
watch my twitter.. you may see a meme in the future. ;)
>>600243240
FUCK!
words
>>600243277
Goddamn it you epeen tease post meredith!
Bad grammar says this might just be troll post.
>>600243277 prove it's you now or I swear.
>>600243277
great. YOU get the dubs.
>>600242762
I guess that means you masturbate?
>>600243277
So tired of these dubs, I'm putting an end this shit right now.
>>600243277
Fuck off troll, if your the real Taylor put a random letter at the end of one of your tweets right now.
>>600243271
>>600243555
No, not random. Make it a b.
Also goddamn it we are begging for kitty love here.
Again with the soup capcha wtf lol
>>600243555
Trips asked, you must deliver
>>600243555
watch my twitter.. the meme will come when i find the right one :*
>>600243642
>>600243277
Is Ed Shereen trolling us? He just posted a pic from Tay's twitter.
What the fucking fuck is going on
>>600243277
>>600228677
Repeated dubs confirm it
Taylor Swift is a /b/tard.
Who the fuck is Ed Shereen
>>600242553
>>600242553
actually i read or heard on the radio that she doesn't even walk around nude in her house with the curtains open in case the pepperoni try and take pictures of her
>>600243746
I shall wait with grandeur
>>600243746
Not proof, not unless meme is posted with random letter or word agreed upon here.
>>600243963
>the pepperoni
>we have evolved past spaghetti on the italian food scale here at /b/
>>600228632
You are the biggest fag I have ever encountered
>>600243746
The meme better have a B at the end if it.
>>600243833
Wait. What was the pic?
FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT WAS THE PIC?
>>600243833
On her Twitter page she has tweeted that she put the song "You Are In Love" up on iTunes two hours ago.
>>600243963
That really sucks. I'd hate to not be able to walk around my house nude for fear of it turning int oa national story.
Feel for yah Tay.
>>600244141 FUCKING LOL
>>600244057
honey, then what mystery would be left? a meme is more than enough for the believers. I mean i named my cat for you guys and doubts are still high lol
>>600244274 WHATS IN THE BOX???
>>600225100
>>600244363
you didn't get dubs this time...I doubt this one is TS
>>600239493>>600244456
Nice meme
>>600244456
fake and gay, just die faget
>>600225100
I love that she's a /b/. She's probably batshit crazy
>>600244591
its one now
>>600244456
....
How would she know...
Last month tho.
>>600244456
oh, she's just throwing her scent of the /b/ trail, it's a good tactic...but it doesn't fool me!
>>600244456 This isn't posted on her twitter
>>600244456
This is from when someone from 4Chan hacked her twitter. Cmon newfag.
Call me please
>>600243963
i am pepperoni and she is walking around her house fully clothed confirmed
>>600244717
Get a haircut
>>600244717
oh fuck... this is funny
>>600243963 lollol
>>600244768
and Get a real Job.
Taylor ill assblast shitnuggets down your cumhole
Taylor, I admit I have feelings for you, I can't deny this.
Yes I am exar kun a sith lord, and I do have the ability to control the weather, and perform jedi mind tricks. But I don't want to perform my sith magic on you, how can we make this work as a couple?
>>600244363
In that case post picture of cat.
I can claim I'm Kanye West and my proof is I'll somehow be in the news for talking about Kanye West at or about something that has nothing to do with Kanye West
Pic related Me
Captcha Kanye West
I'm enchanted
>>600244866
.... Ew?
Taylor, I will go a year without masturbation for you, which is like a really big deal since I haven't stopped masturbating on a daily basis since i was 11
i summon taylor swift.
if she does not post in this thread, taylor swift is confirmed to not even know what 4chan is. timestamp time 'taylor'
dubs get.
why does america not have better laws to keep pepperonis in check?
i BET taylor is one of the only people that could confirm her identity to /b/ then ask for a personnel army.
and /b/ would do it, at a magnitude seen by no other force.. she could ask us for just about anything and we would do it.
>>600244717
No! Call ME!
>>600245032
Cause we want to see celebrity tits.
>>600245061
i definitely wouldnt participate.
>>600245032 lol
>>600245101
I wouldn't know what to say
>>600245061
This would actually be interesting to see.
sup b
a friend of mine works in audio engineering and has worked with tswift in the mixing/mastering process of a couple of her albums and I am going to have the chance to meet he's in a few months and I will ask her about /b/, 4ch in general
>>600244933
Better yet, you want a meme to post?
Here's an idea.
Make meredith a meme. That way you satisfy us, and you get to post your meme, without people necessarily tracing you back to /b/. Win all around.
all of you stop hitting on my grill. She is sacred and her tits shall be no one's business.
TAYTAY WHERES THE MAY-MAY?
>>600245061
A sea of pimply neck beards and fedoras quoting V for Vendetta
Adam Young says hi
ok /b/, I am going to try and sleep. Watch my twitter.. ^^
>>600225100
In a way, I envy you OP. You're a massive faggot but you're also dumb enough to not realize that and brave enough to let it show to the entire world.
The only flaw in your plan is that your post is utterly futile, but again, you're too dumb to acknowlegde that.
You must be living a very happy life.
>>600243746
gingers are kind of a meme tho
>>600244456
>>600244456
>>600244456
>RULES 1 & 2 FAGGOT!!!
>>600245168
>Nice to meet you, where you been?
I don't know, I mean I just wanna know you better now.
>>600245290
Bitch, if your going to sleep how the hell you going to post on twitter.
>>600243942
some random mexican guy from the internets
>>600245296 Im not happy, just a man with nothing to lose and all the lulz to gain
>>600245290
Watching.
>>600245388
What happened though
It was so enchanting
>>600245168
>>600245388
All I know is we said "Hello."
>>600245239
Pic of Meredith to work with
>>600245410
I said when i find the right one faggot.
night yall
>>600245168
She would just have to say hey, offer to fly me to Hawaii for a week or twelve and the rest can be imagined
>>600235264
no shit, you can see the line where it goes from Taylor's lips to another person's lips
>>600245239
I'm not her buddy, but agree with this idea
>>600245337
>implying that matters outside of raids
>>600245530
Well maybe I'd be able to if you hadn't put a giant fucking red line in the way. Asshole.
>>600238514
yeah its been real. real GAY
Hi TS if you're in here...
I'm a huge fan, you're an amazing girl. I saw what you did for your fans on Christmas, that was wonderful.
I know you might not have money to throw around but I've wanted braces for 11 years now. I want to feel beautiful. I long to have a perfect smile like you. Would you help me out?
>>600245284
/b/ will get Taylor and Adam Young back together
>>600245629
Look back at the original you willy fiddler
>>600245719
Go stand behind a horse.
>>600245719
sure honey! just post tits with your # on them and ill get in contact with you
>>600245762 No get her together with me. The dream of hooking up with TS is the only thing that makes my neck beard bearable.
>>600245719
only if youre white. if youre anything but white braces are a waste of resources.
If trips I'm TS and will give one lucky poster in this thread a date. If anything else I will never come back to b.
>>600245851
I can attest to this.
Shit hurts.
ITT, TS may have appeared.
and even if she does post a meme on twitter it will be vague as fuck and we will still wonder
This thread has honestly made me lol more than all other internets this month
i can only imagine the shit show if she does post a meme.. all the cyber detectives trying to match it up with this thread to prove it.. people will doubt. the cycle will continue
>>600246104
yea /b/ro i know. especially because i was the one pretending to be TS for half the thread
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're Taylow Swift ( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD
MFW she posts the meme
>>600246334
and faggots so fucking crazy for hope posting pictures with there numbers up...
...so without Zimmer's score Interstellar would just be a 9.4? Thoughts?
>>600225100
http://alyssa19live.tumblr.com/
free live
>>6002246334 I guess you could say /b/ is like a glory hole, you never know who's on the other side. You hope it's someone famous but you never know.
>>600246224
I believe that one post that says her publicist won't let her come out with it in any real way. But she's dropped enough vauge hints. If she makes her cat a meme ... We can take that as our confirmation. It'll stay secret even if we try to blow the lid on it because there's no way really to trace it back to us. Could just have been coincidence she'll say... Neither confirming or denying it. And media will forget. But we won't. It'll be our little secret.
>>600246524 GIRUGAMESH!!!!!
>>600246334
prove it?
>>600246628
>being this ashamed of 4chan
>>600246334
MOTHER FUCKING ED
>>600246628
no.. that was me as well. I am a guy.. i was very bored.. i trolled you all for awhile.
that got boring. beta guys posting pictures.. caught my attention.
im telling the truth now because i want to see the hope that you all have diminish as fast as it came
almost 4am and I have class in 6 hours. I wish I could quit you /b/
>>600246787
Who's ashamed? I'm just trying and failing to be philosophical ish.
I love you
>>600246729
He can't... TS totally browses /b/ I refuse to believe she doesn't...
I like interstellar, and also, I like turtles.
>>600246912
Taylor is ashamed
we're all ashamed
>>600246860
i mean i even misspelled some shit and forgot to write time and put to instead..
got dubs twice though so that was nice.
>>600246860
Even if you were the one touting bullshit I would believe her publicist not wanting her to come out public
>>600225100
implying you're the first dude to idolise a star.
>>600246860
PROVE IT!
>>600246996
You're right.
>I hate myself sometimes.
>>600247096
Fuken neu et
>>600247096
Fake.
I have to feed Olivia now.. bbl :)
>>600247047
This is not me. Keep watching my twitter (think this weekend) :)
>>600246988
Intershellar...?
>>600247096
WHAT THE FUCK
>>600246860
>implying anybody on /b/ has any hope to diminish.
>>600247096
huh
>>600247229
Fake, being vague as fuck in hopes.
>>600247096
I believe.
I fucking believe.
>>600247226
old pic is old
>>600247226
Old pic, Come on, you're not even trying.
>>600247226
old pic
Taylor confirmed for pedophile
god damn i have never done any easier trolling than on a TS thread.
everyone wants to believe sooo hard.
>>600247336
yea that was me again.. and it was all fake you dumb fuck..
>>600247096
original
We're all bored, and trying not to sleep I guess.
>>600247454
So dumb.
>>600247047>>600246860
>>600246334
prooove it. take a screencap of these posts having "You" at the top of them.
Welp. Im out.
I believe she was here for the posting of her song at least. Will keep an eye on her twitter for meredith meme. Peace bros
<3 you tay tay
>this thread.
>every thread.
>>600247387
>>600247376
>>600247392
haha you guys.. this better? :)
What was this about
>>600245629
underrated post
>>600247709
So gay.
>>600247711
about making #innit trend on twitter...? wtf you think it was about
>>600247709
Meredith.
I believe.
Although timestamp would be nice.
>>600247709
Wow someone posted cp on youtube
>>600247800
I know... Meredith and I. Horror show indeed
>>600247709
That cat does not like photography at all.
>>600247709
EVEN OLDER
>>600247888
>>600247915
link.
>>600247850
i'm new to twitter man, what's that shit
>>600247709
Try harder
>>600248004
how recent was this? hmmm ;)
Taylor first I want to get to know you, then I want to cuck you, I'll make you watch me fuck cara gently.
hold on faggots im trying to get a print screen now... keep the hope though
I;m tayer swift and dis is muh new cat ya'll dont know about yet
>>600248070
the hashtag symbol is used to find similar posts on twitter. they have like the top used hashtags in the world and she got #innit to the top of the list with that post.
>>600248116
from January when she ran into Harry Styles
>>600248116
OOOOOOLLLLDDD
what it really said
>>600248496
kek
>>600248496
kek
>>600248116
that kitteh is so cute im gonna die
>>600248496
seriously though she and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau are like the Aryan wet dream
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#legit