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OP WHY

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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OP WHY
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ayy lmao
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RIP penis
F to pay respects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
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>>600173161
oh my fucking god ahahahahhahah
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Natural selection at its finest
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2-23-15 never forget
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>>600173393
check ur mom hehehe Xd
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story?
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Fucking melt it with something.
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>>600173161
>>600173161
Insta boner killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg-MpakO1fU
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GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER I AM A MEDIFAG THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME ITS HAPPENED TO SOME FUCKING IDIOT GET THERE NOW AND THEY CAN SAVE YOUR DICK IF ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES GO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RUN
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Why are people sticking their dicks in things that aren't vaginas?
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RIP OP's Penis or Rip ops penis
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OP HERE, I CALLED AN AMBULANCE AND THEY SHOULD BE HERE SOON!

So hows your day?
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did you try running hot water over it to expand the ring?
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>>600173591
>>600168027
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Not OP, just reposting from other thread to show he's alive
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OP LIVES!

>>600173591
Go here: >>600168027
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lol this is why i quit readit and came to four chan

u guise r crazy
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Gold
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your hand looks like someone i know's hand but i know hands tend to look similar so i won't be worried but internally i am worried
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jet fuel can't melt plastic rings
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>>600173512
>>600173512

Fuckoff with your bullshit date structure, crazy fucking yanks
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>>600173607
Ready to cum buckets now. I want one in my rear love cavity.
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RIP in peace op's schlong ; __;7
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>>600173688
OP IS ALIVE
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>>600173760
Fuck off
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Im still monitoring this fucking gem of internet history. #PrayForOPsCock
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>>600173688
Pic of ambulance when it gets there
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RIP OP, here's a pic of my barely legal foot.
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HE CALLED THE AMBULANCE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dFxfyJL5hM
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>>600173688
Loser.
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>>600173688

Well, at least you'll save your dick
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>>600173688

PLEASE take & upload a pic of the EMTs' faces once they get there and they see what they were called to.....
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need to see how this ends
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>>600173688
Dude, just un rap the fucking tape and use some small scissors to cut it off... If there is a women in you vacinity use the shit in her makeup bag to cut that shit it will fit ez mode.
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>>600173688
I had a great day, my mood was great overall and I get to laugh at this one faggot who got his dick stuck inside a tape roll
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>>600173977
yeah bring phone w u pls
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Dude get a fucking knife or a saw and get rid of that thing.

You want to lose your dick or do you want to possibly have a little cut on your dick?
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>>600173988
>barely legal

fuck off kiddo
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>>600173688

OP IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET THIS THING OFF READ THIS:

1) if the head of your penis is some what soft when you compress it there may be a chance you can compress your penis GENTLY and applying gradual pressure until it becomes flaccid enough

2) cut off the tape with a knife (sawing motion)
your erection should break the last bit of plastic on there

3) (the /b/ option) use a lighter to melt the plastic

4) use an ice bath
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>>600173161
flex your thighs for as long and hard as you can.
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>Mfw this thread
>mfw this situation
>mfw this op
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OP CALLED AN AMBULANCE!
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>>600173688
My day was great thank you very much.

Other than this, how was yours?
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LOL OP you fucked up hard
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>>600174000
lyrics related
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>>600173688
nice get op, gl in your travels and be sure to check back in after your visit to the hospital
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Op you have to cum before they cut him of.
Enjoy your last time b/ro
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>>600173688
You gonna show everyone your cock when they arrive?
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why dident he just carefully cut off the white thing with a handsaw?
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>>600174109
Fuck you, you know you would if you could.
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>>600174070
its a plastic tape roll numb nut

captcha: dongn
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TAPEDICK

2-23-2015

NEVER FORGET
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>>600173988
>dubs
>underag b&
am conflict
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Live stream
Get on you now or some shit so you can do it with your phone
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>>600173988
>17 year old boys foot
>barely legal
>anon is confirmed faggot
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Atleast it's big. Not much to be embarrassed about, except, you know, having to call 911 because you got your dick stuck in a tape roll looking at pictures of feet.
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OP!
PLAY THIS WHEN THEY ARRIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
it fits the mood
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>>600174070
>ALIVE
ITS A FUCKING PLASTIC TUBE, LEARN SCOTCH TAPE.
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>>600174047
This, also I don't underfuckingstand why you didn't undo the tape but at least we got a kek out ofit
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Please take a photo of their faces when they come to your house i beg you
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i want op to spontaneously ejaculate in the ambulance
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>>600173688
I wish you a successful and safe recovery, 30 min is the warning time for cock rings so you might be ok.
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>>600174218
not everyone owns a handsaw you fucker
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I drew a face so EMT have even more of a giggle
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>>600173825
Saved this epic thread.
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>>600173688
it was ok, thank you for asking
good luck on the great adventure you are living through right now
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>>600173731
looks like its going down a little
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>>600174346

This plastic tubes are weak as fuck. Don't be such a weak pussy.
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OP you're a fucking idiot. All you had to do was cut it off. It would have taken literally 2 minutes. Now you're going to look like an idiot AND have to pay like 150 dollars to shitty hospital because I'm pretty sure your insurance doesn't cover "things getting stuck on dick"
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>>600174488
lol
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>>600174488


You're fucking epic
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>>600174488
Jesus christ, OP
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>>600174488
dude wtf
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>>600174488
Kek good show op
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>>600174488

I am proud
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>>600174488
holy fucking shit
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>>600174371
THIS!
OH GREAT TAPEDICK, WE DESERVE TO KNOW!
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>>600174488
Dub dubs. Also, kek
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>>600174488
that is fucking golden, i would lose my shit if i was working there.
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>>600174488
has to be troll
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>600174488
You glorious motherfucker!
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>>600174488
>>600174152
do this OP
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>>600174488
You are the autist /b/ needs.
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>>600174488
Oh my God. I legitimately cannot feel my sides anymore. I hurt
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>>600173688
OP, when they arrive, please greet them with your dick out and take a pic of their reaction.
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>>600174488
ROFL this is getting better and better
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>>600174488
Kek
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i got a question, how is it that blood can get into his dick at the point that it's too tight, but not also come out at that same point? I mean why is it only one way, there should be a bit of wiggle room just before it's too tight, right? so he should be able to lose his boner (even if slowly) without cutting cock off?
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>>600174488
Top fucking kek
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>>600174488
You're a good sport for a faggot OP
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>>600174488
posting in epic thread
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>>600173688
Totally calm
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>>600174346

>LEARN SCOTCH TAPE

This thread just keeps getting better
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>>600174152
>3) (the /b/ option) use a lighter to melt the plastic

rolling for this
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>>600174559
don't ambulances cost like $500
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MFW with this fucking thread
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>>600174509
>implying small scissors could cut it off. You're retarded.
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>Paramedic: What the fuck happened here?
>OP: I got bored and was looking at feet...

No regrets.
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Here's archive of the first thread.
https://4archive.org/b/thread/600168027
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>>600174488
Well done OP
Well done
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>>600174488
>>600174488

>mfw the ambulance staff see this
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>>600174827
its worth the price of your dick dude
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>>600174488
dick looks fine now
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>MFW Tapedick 2015
>MFW THis thread
>TFW Youll never be tapedick
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>>600174488
I'm not sure I'd want to make myself even more rememberable if I were you
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Do the helicopter with smiley dick when EMT arrives, take pic of their reaction with dick flapping in foreground!
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i think tapecock is from europe
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>>600174230
>>600174346
>implying you can't cut plastic

You fucking basement behemoths need to get out sometime.
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>>600174488
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>>600174488
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FILM THE EMT WHEN THEY GET IN!
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>>600174488

now draw a swastika
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godspeed OP
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>>600174488
hide the cam and rec the ambulance guy's face when they see this
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>>600174728
Boners seep in like a force of nature.
It cannot be tamed nor controlled at any time
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>>600174488
you crazy, glorious bastard.

posting in epic bread.
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>>600174488
I'm a paramedic on call right now, and if I'm about to show up at your place ima be pissed
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>>600174575
ebin*
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Posting tits for OP
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>>600174870
>>600174870
kek
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FILM THE EMT WHEN THEY ARRIVE
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Dont worry bro, i was there too
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>>600175007
agreed but still, that bitch must've had some amazing feet
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Now give us sharpie in pooper, as we already know your dick
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>>600174488
such considerate
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>>600174936
Who the fuck would want to be tapedick
>OP
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>>600174981
I second this.
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>>600173688
TAPEDICK LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! And you actually called the medifags? Congrats! You might live yet.
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>>600174488
FLEX YOUR THIGHS FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN
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Please record this. Preferably livestream it. You're a legend, tapedick.
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Get string stick it inside dickhole for hair make it a girl :,)
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>>600174488
TOASTIN IN AN EPIC BREAD
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>>600174488
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>>600175051
WHY WOULD THIS POSSIBLY PISS YOU OFF
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>op right now
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>>600175093
wtf is that?
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>>600174965
>small scissors

Same fagging is bad yknow.
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>>600174488
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>>600174488
>>600174488
Live stream it for the love of lulz
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Good luck OP let's hope your penis is not kill.

Tbnmrt
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When they arrive you should stare them down and say youd like them to meet your friend
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this whole thread right now, I'm glad I was a part of it
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>>600174488
going to be an EMT in about month, I died laughing but would not wanna be that guy
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>>600175158
Please
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op's got a bone to pick with the trolls in this thread
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Posting in epic bread, fuck you Emerson.
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>>600174488
>>
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>>600175051
You met the legendary tape dick of 2015, no reason to be angered.
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>>600175093
Circumsision problems. But seriously, what is that thing.
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haha
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just posting shit here
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livestream this shit
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this fucking thread
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>>600175341
YOUR MOVE, MR LAWMAN!
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give us a SitRep OP
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>>600175229
>same fag
Cause replying to those two cunts is samefagging.
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>>600174488
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op was about to text a girl but then this came up
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>>600174827
this thread is too much
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>>600175127
>2000+15
>not wanting to learn scotch tape
>not wanting to be a lvl 57 Tape mancer

its like some people JUST dosent want to live anymore
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you could dip your dick deep into a bowl of acetone (its like paint thinner). this softens and breaks down plastics very quickly.
it will pull-apart like clay.
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>>600175512
THIS I NEED TO SEE THEIR REACTION!
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>>600174488
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>>600174488
holy shit
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Hey OP try to make space at the top of the penis
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>>600175186
Cuz I was lying in bed before I got called out haha. In all seriousness this is actually hilarious. 10/10 OP.
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>>600174933
This. OP is lying. His dick isn't caught
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>>600175483
Get outta here, we're obsessing over OP and the fate of his dick
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toastin
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Might as well get something stuck up your ass while you're at it OP. What have you got to lose at this point?
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Toastin' an epic event :^)
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>>600174488
OP went from a faggot to a legend in 15 mins.
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LIVESTREAM ON YOUNOW OP GET YOUR PHONE AND POST YOUR USERNAME
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the fact that op is going to have a son someday and tell him the legendary story of how got his dick stuck in a roll of tape
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>Tapedick 2015
>Thanks Obama


mfw first post in 3 years. Congrats OP 10/10 made me reply
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WE'RE GOING TO NEED A NEW THREAD PRETTY SOON.
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>>600174488
i love it
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Nevar forget TapeDick 2015
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ALL HAIL BASED TAPEDICK
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>>600175872
not if paramedics cant help him
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>Tapedick 2015
I was here
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>>600174488
is it just me or has it gotten smaller ?
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>>600175884
Lurk more your shit sucks
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kek
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Can't rape the tape
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Oh my god this thread.
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>>600174488
fucking made my day you glorious shitforbrained champion
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>>600175972
YOUCH!
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>>600174488
fuck m8 you're too much
top kek
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>>600174488
oh god why
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MRW this and the other thread.
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>>600175980
>leftshark king of /b/ 2015
>tapedick god of OP's 2015
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where is OP
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Who /a/ here
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>>600175884
newfag
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>>600176165
I think that Tapedick has proven that false.
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TAPEDICK, WE NEED AN UPDATE
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>>600174488
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>>600174262
Based Tapedick
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>>600176004
yea, he can totally get that shit off now.
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WHERE ARE YOU TAPE DICK?
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>>600176301
>>600176301
>>600176301
New Thread!
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>>600174488
If dubs, you have to have anal sex with the paramedics
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EMT's still not here.

So my friends believe that it's me

"My names Smough BTW"
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>>600176367

Go back to your containment board you fucking faggot.
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>>600176599
Why the fuck would we start a new thread already?

Cancer.
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>>600176487
imagine tapedick's boner going away by the time he gets back to the hospital.

what a waste
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>>600176599
fuck you
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>>600168027
>Spend roll by taping dick on hardboard taped to leg taped to bed to secure maximum stability

>Slowly and with steady grip cut off thin plastic tube

>Rejoice while smearing bread slice to crotch butter screaming FREEDOM!!!

>Fap and eat but never forget this glorious day

Pro tip: wait for emt arrival to proceed on last step
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>>600174488
Never change /b/
Never forget tapedick 2015
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>>600176599
idiot why
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>>600176630
Dude...
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>>600176630
>>600176630

why don't you fap then you will go soft?
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>>600176630
This is just too god. Legendary TapeDick15
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>>600176599
why? this one hasnt hit bump limit
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Jesus
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>>600176630
>Not using a duct tape roll
>Micropenis
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VOTE TAPEDICK 2016
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>>600176630
>EMT's still not here

>Still has smiley face on cock.

10/10 would come again.
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>>600176630
my god
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Man all you needed was nail clippers. Take the handle off to slide under roll then use the filer to work away at the plastic.
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>>600176630
you showed your friends your dick?
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>>600176630
SHIIIIT
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>>600176630
that face looks like the banana
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>>600176630
livestream
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>>600176655
/b/ is a containment board for us retards tho
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>op goes to hospital
>"Were going to have to operate!"
>Preped for surgary
>Doctor gets call
>"Boner is kill"
>no
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>>600176630
That tape was asking for it.
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Why not just unravel the tape?
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Post a video of the removal plz
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>>600176630
>>600176630
>>600176630
>>600176630
QUICK!! KEEP DRESSING IT UP UNTIL EMTS ARRIVE!!!
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>>600173731

Ausfag?
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>>600176630
You definitely lost the boner, OP. Still stuck?
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>>600176630
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You're gonna lose your dick OP. Try jerkin off, it's your last chance to cum.
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why dont you cut the plastic ring off?
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>>600176953
Yes, I'm gay....
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OP is moot trying to make 4chan visited again
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I feel for this OP, poor man, toastin
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>>600176630
lol why don't you just unwrap the tape and cut the cardboard you idiot
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Posting in an epic thread
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>>600177073
kek quints incoming
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>>600176960
Don't give him fucking ideas...
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>>600176630
You should draw a nose on your dickface, but the nose should be a cock and balls.

>yo dog..... Etc
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>>600177163
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>>600176630
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>>600176599
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>>600176630
Put a mustache on it
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>>600177113
The one time OP wasn't a fag and he turns out to be a gayfag...
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>>600176630
OP THAT IS CARDBOARD AS THE CORE OF THAT TAPE YOU LYING FUCK JUST UNRAVEL IT AND CUT IT OFF.
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>>600177208
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We are getting trolled btw
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>>600177039
where do you live?
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>>600177304
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>>600176630
OP, you like this?
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IF you lose your boner and get it off be sure to get the boner back right away and cum ASAP. This might save you from ED, please trust me.
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Why hasn't OP taken all the tape off the spool making the ring weak and easily broken off when wet?

Oh yeah, because OP is a troll & a faggot.
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>>600176630
>So my friends believe that it's me
we're not your friends, smo
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>>600177263
OP DRAW MUSTACHE
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Anonymous 02/23/15(Mon)21:32:17 No.600177286 ▶

>>600177113 (You)
The one time OP wasn't a fag and he turns out to be a gayfag...
>>600177286
the funny part is that it was me and I'm not OP
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>>600177372
if you pull this off...
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>>600177391
No, he likes feet
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>>600176630

Tapedick, PLEASE try your best to make your dick look like this

pic related
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nice girth
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OP is to be referred to as tapedick from now on
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>>600174965
yeah you beta faggots get out there and cut some plastic like a true alpha before you die a virgin
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>>600176630
So.... Uhh.... Where's Ornstein?
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>>600177430
there is no tape on the spool already dipshit.
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>>600175884
>mfw you have no face
...newfag
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>>600174728
arterial pressure is higher than veinous pressure
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>>600176630
you dick is going to look like a deflated balloon after this.
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Wow the day a Gayfag op was not a faggot, God Teir Threead
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>>600177372
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>>600177611
>being this fucking retarded

also nice dubs
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>>600176630
That's a cardboard roll. You can see it. This thread is fail
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>>600173731

WHAT IS THE MATERIAL THE WHITE THING IS MADE OF???
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>>600177591
Faggot got trolled that's Trayvon Martin
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>>600177711
TAPEDICK
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>>600177487
dude you are more retarded than op
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archive of original thread?
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>>600177609
There clearly is.
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quints for tape dick
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Guys, the roll is probably plastic, not cardboard. He can't just cut it off. OP is no troll. All hail TAPEDICK.
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>>600177750
Get them sevens
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>>600177711
Seen dem passing by
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>>600177502
>mfw it already looks like it
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>>600177789
You a bitch nigga
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>>600177789
You suck
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>>600177711
o lawdy
>>600177777
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>>600177711
missed your get, fag
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>>600177789
you suck
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>>600177777
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>>600177711
must be going for trips/quads
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>>600177777

>>600177789
HAW
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>>600177789
FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY SHIT
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>>600177789
Faggot
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>>600177789
Faggot.
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I was there for tapedick 2015

oldfag status confirmed
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>>600177803
https://4archive.org/b/thread/600168027
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>>600177789
Confirmed faggot
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>>600177430
cuz its a plastic ring, not fucking cardboard
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>>600177772
It's like a quarter inch of plastic also >>600177777
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It looks like you were playing ring around the dick!
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>>600177789
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>>600177487
the (you) almost got me
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we need updates
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