I can't lose the boner! I've had it for about 20 minutes +
WTF DO I DO?
Ejaculate, then do something boner-killing.
If that doesn't work, after 4 hours CALL AN AMBULANCE, this is called a priapism and can cause permanent damage to your penis if left untreated.
Why did you stick your dick in a roll of tape?
Do you have a treadmill? Go get on and start running at a pretty good pace. It will draw the blood from your penis to your organs and you can take it off. You could try the string trick that people use to take stuck rings off fingers. Have to google how to do it though
I put it on when I was bored and a girl started sending pictues of her feet
Start posting pretty girls so you lose your boner faggot
I'm more of a Paradox/Civ kinda guy though
uhh, shit, maybe...
No using a calculator now.
(yes, just two to the second power continuously).
A) Carefully saw through it.
B)Use some kind of lubricant to try slide it off (I suggested this second as nobody wants slippery fingers when using a hacksaw)
C) Admit defeat, and go to a hospital. This is probably the best option.
Obviously C will require you to move to a new city afterwards though, as your name and reputation will tarnish your entire family.
That blood isn't going anywhere, I suggest you get medical attention. At least it's average size so you won't get laughed at by the nurses/doctors, otherwise, you're well and truly fucked
Make boner kill
watch gay por..wait OP is a faggot
I just ran it under some cold water and it seems to have gotten tighter!
OH you fucking knob what have you done?!
OPTIONS: Cold water (LOTS) - Cut tape off (Carefully duh) - Go to a fucking hospital.
You have a pretty limited time span before that causes perma damage. Do SOMETHING fast.
cold water doesnt help shit if the blood is blocked from flowing back.
seek medical advice. at a hospital not on /b/ if you dont want to lose your dick you massive retard
I wonder how many poor bastards in history lost their dick by sticking it into something tight while flaccid and getting hard.
STICK YOUR DICK IN A BOWL OR JAR OF ICE AND WATER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
OOOOOOOHHHHHH SHIITT NIGGA
FUCK sake OP stop falling for trolls. Cold water sends blood TO the penis to keep it warm! You need to do exercise to draw the blood away from your dick
I'm not even into feet it was just cause i haven't jerked off in a while.
Also i got me some butter
best idea in thread op, that'll surely help!
Oh my fucking god this is even better than >>600170307 <this thread!
Don't be a fucking retard and put your dick into icey water, that makes the plastic shrink, fucking your dick up even more. Since you've had this on for like over half an hour shit is about to get serious.
You can either:
Smash that shit with a hammer, fast.
Cover your dick in oil or something to slip if off before you're fucked.
just cut it off already you fucking idiot
OP I HAVE AN IDEA. LITERALLY FAP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW YOU BLITHERING HOMO ERECTUS. RUB THAT TINY PECKER FURIOUSLY SO THAT ALL UR NIGGER JUICE LEAKS OUT AND YOUR TINY WEANUS GETS EVEN SMALLER, AND THEN PULL IT OUT OF THE RING AND POST THE FEET SHE SENT YOU. YOUR WELCOME FAGGOT
how many pulls does it take to pop?
op what the fuck are moron , this guys are trying to fuck you up , go to the hospital , they gonna drain the blood out using syringes
*op what the fuck, are you a moron , those guys are trying to fuck you up , go to the hospital , they gonna drain the blood out using syringes
see the video if you have the technique and proper tool , do it ur self
I was thinking this.
Get all the tape off the spool, then use a lighter to soften the plastic.
You'll have to do it gradually to avoid burning your cock or heating the plastic too much though - bubbling hot plastic burns aren't fun
Get a coat hanger and use a lighter to heat it up red hot then slowly melt the ring off but dont touch your dick. Might hurt when gets close to the middle but better then getting a dead dick
Unwind the tape so it's just the cardboard tube, then cut that off.
Dude, don't you have a pair of pliers around, or large scissors?
If that thing is plastic, just try cutting it away along the width (not near the dick) until you get it to a point where you can force it off
I was watching a documentary once about some guy that got poisoned and the poison gave him a prolonged erection. He had to go to he hospital and they had to use a needle to draw the blood out of his dick. When they had removed it, it was the consistency of tomato paste as all the blood had thickened in his dick. This will happen to you
op's mom probably came home from work and heard him crying
OP SERIOUSLY RUB BUTTER OR SOMETHING THATS LUBEY ALL OVER IT AND GENTLY MOVE UP AND DOWN WITH IT IN A TWISTING BACK AND FORTH MOTION IT WILL GET THE BUTTER/LUBE ETC UNDER THE PLASTIC THING AND IT WILL COME OFF
Has OP even said exactly what it is on his dick?
I'm seeing different shit posted......piece of a pipe....plastic tape spool.......someone else said cardboard tape spool but i doubt it since that's much easier to remove.....
put my tape down flip it and reverse it
oh wait i
maybe, but i think it was the product of just having blood stuck in the penis that long. The guy was talking about the "if your erection doesnt go away after 4 hours" thing and how it can actually be really serious
im just here to see how this ends
Jesus motherfucking christ this thread
someone screencap this shit
YouTube the video on how to get a ring off a swollen finger...
OP HAS DISSAPEARED
OP HAS WENT TO THE HOSPITAL
RIP OPS COCK
UNRAVEL THE FUCKING TAPE, throw tape away.
THE SPOOL IS MADE FROM PAPER SO SLIDE SCISSORS UNDER SO YOU CAN CUT THE SPOOL OFF WITHOUT HURTING YOUR DICK (use ones with dull tips). Kitchen shears may work (heavy duty enough, but not sharp tipped like hair scissors).
I AM CRYING.
This is the /b/ I remember