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So /b/ros - I have a problem. I'm 21 and my facial hair

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So /b/ros - I have a problem. I'm 21 and my facial hair is still shit. It grows more on my right side than on my left and it's all patchy, some still blonde from puberty, it's not very thick - basically just horrid. So I can't grow it out and I look like a beta faggot. I've tried all the techniques; high protein diet, right vitamins, rub my cum on my face, using beard oil, washing my skin and exfoliate everyday, lifting weights. Tried it all. Does anyone have any better tips or am I just doomed to be a beardless faggot?
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>>599912124
"rub my cum on my face" ...
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you rubbed your cum on your face?
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>>599912124
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>>599912124
>rub my cum on my face
wat.
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It's mostly genetic, you're probably doomed to be a beardless faggot.

Don't worry, though- beards are for ugly dudes trying to hide as much of their face as possible and terrorists.
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>>599912486
Yeah I read somewhere that it has loads of testosterone in it and it helps to nurture the hair follicle
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>>599912124
>>599912124
It's all genes man. Live with the fact that you'll never have an awesome manly beard
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>>599912124
>rub my cum on my face
wut.
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>>599912124
just shave your face and be alpha. you beta
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>>599912124
>rub my cum on my face
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if you used your own cum, you're doing it wrong
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>>599912124

Try rubbing some other guys cum on your face.
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So you don't have to shave much at all. Who cares you beta zilch.
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Well..
23 here. No sign of beard whatsoever, but jungle legs. ugh
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I was 25 before beard looked good. Go to a proper barber and they can usually do shit for you.
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>>599912689
>>599912763
>>599912955
>>599913042
why are you all being weird about that? It helps you to grow hair. Learn some science faggots
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>>599912124
21 is still kinda young, I'm 25 and I think maybe for about a year now I have more dense/ darker beard. I'm blonde though.
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>>599912486
>"rub my cum on my face"
>not knowing how to greentext
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>>599912124
It has to be someone else's cum, dipshit
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>>599912763
Full of nourishing proteins, penetrating moisturizers and testosterone, and the best part is, it's all natural and certifiably organic.
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>>599912124
beta beard nothing you can do about it
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like cuming on your face??
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>>599912124
>rub my cum on my face
I stopped reading
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OP is a fag who rubs cum on his face.
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>>599912124
My beard was pretty full around the age of 17. A friend of mine who's now 25 still can't grow a beard. His moustache looks like it belongs on a 13 year old female pakistani and he gets only a few hairs on his chin. It's all about genetics.
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>>599912124
Another one falling for the beard-masterrace troll. Once you'll have a beard the hype will be over and you'll still be an outcast.
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>>599912124
I'm 43 and my facial hair is shit. Good thing only faggots have beards.
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Shave bro. Shave clean for two or three months and it will come in.
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>>599913191
>science
>implying rubbing cum on your face is science
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dr
just shave it fucking hipster
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>>599912124
>rub my cum on my face
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>>599912124
Bars are fucking gay. They will be out of fashion inside of a year, along with man buns
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>>599912124
you're doomed. if your beard doesn't show up early, it ain't coming.
who would want to look like this scraggly ass motherfucker, anyway?
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how do you think i feel i have pubes going to keep growing it should get better
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>>599913402
This. Without getting into the whole biological process... using your own cum has absolutely no effect on stimulating hair growth because... well... it's YOUR cum. Same genetic profile as the rest of you. The stimulation comes from the foreign genetic material.. similar to the way a sperm fertilizes an egg. Using your own cum sort of cancels out the effects.

Also, it's best to use the cum from MULTIPLE other people. That way, you never develop a tolerance.

best of luck OP
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>>599912801
hey
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>>599912124


You either have it or you don't. Sure there's treatments but it's no use killing your liver over a lack of a beard.


Growing in my side beard for the road. Feels goodman.
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>>599914116
Fuck off Akbar. Shave that shit, you look like a terrorist.
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>>599912124
>I've tried all the techniques
Ahahahah you fucking faggot. Damn son, I actually laughed out loud.

There are no techniques. Certainly nothing you've tried will help. It's all about genetics. I'm 20 and would like a much fuller beard, but hey, that's fucking life. Some people can never grow a full beard, and a tiny minority can grow one as thick and full as the guy in your pic.

The best thing to do is to use minoxidil to accelerate your growth. Keep in mind that this doesn't create any new hairs. That's why it's reliant on genetics. If, in 20 years time, you'll still have the dame shitty beard you have now, that's what you'll get by using the minoxidil. The minoxidil will speed up growth, and there's a lot of tests and info about it online if you Google it, but it will only accelerate the growth of hairs you are destined to have. Nothing extra.

Any post that says otherwise is bullshit and wrong. I am right.
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>>599912124
There's only one option left....

http://nypost.com/2014/02/25/hipster-wannabes-forking-over-thousands-for-facial-hair-transplants/
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Brush your shit beard with a boars hair brush.
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>>599914130
Oh ok thanks. But where can I get someone else's cum? Should I just ask a friend for some for my beard?
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>>599914365
never i dont wnat to look like a little boy and i hate women and men so nope
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>>599912124
I'm the same OP, but it's genetics, I have made my peace with it.
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>>599912124
its really dependent on genetics. but im 22 and my facial hair has just not filled in but hasnt darkened every where yet. Brothers didnt really grow full until he was like 24. it all depends on your genes
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>>599914211
I changed my mind Akbar, you can stay. That beard looks much better.
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ITT: OP subtly tries to convince people to rub cum on their faces
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>>599914699
its shooped and my skin so clear lok better from far away lol>>599914749
kek
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>>599912124
youre still young, faggot. some guys can grow beard in 7th grade, some cant til theyre 35-30...jizzing on your face wont help.
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Shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave an shave some more

The more you shave shave shave the faster and thicker and darker it groooooooooows neeeeeegrooo!

Tk:dr: shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave
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>>599914865
You need to do this.
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>>599915031
lol
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>>599915187
im never fucking shaving until after dpt scholl so i have 6 years i am Rasputin shoop me cmon
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>>599914486
Well yes...however you can. The only thing is that as the spermatozoa die off after ejaculation, their effect diminishes exponentially as time passes, similar to the half-life of nuclear elements. The best way to do it is to immediately rub the ejaculate on your face once rendered from the host... preferably directly.

If I were you, I would start looking into gay escort services, or at the very least, take out a craigslist add. I know it sounds weird, but a conversation with even the closest friend might be weird.
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>>599912124
This is me 3 days after my last clean shave. OP you jelly bro?
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>>599912124
ask /fa/

people here are underage so they aren't gonna be growing beards anyway
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>>599915166
False. Shaving creates a flat blunt end on the hairs and creates the illusion of a thicker and fuller beard for a few days at most. Sure, if you shave for years and then compare before and after, it is thicker, but that's the most basic of statistical errors and you deserve to be hung if you draw a causal relationship from that data.
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>>599913191

Never rubbed cum on my face.
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>>599915526
ah ok, I'll ask a close friend now. What's the best way to phrase it. I can't exactly just say "I need some cum on my face" - I ain't no homo, I just need some cum for growth
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>>599912124
>high protein diet, right vitamins, rub my cum on my face, using beard oil, washing my skin and exfoliate everyday, lifting weights.

does not work!
Wait till you get older or use Rogaine / Minoxidil. It works 100%.
Don't believe me? Visit beard boards and see before/after pics
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>>599915985
>ain't no homo

Only a true faggot would write that kind of faggot double negative.
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What do you all think? I'm 18 and stopped shaving a 3/4 year ago
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>>599912828
You're supposed to rub someone else's cum on your face, moron. Drinking your own spit won't satisfy your thirst will it?
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is it fine? or is it shit?
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Shave and trim your right until your left side catches up
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>>599916628
You look pretty smooth for not shaving for so long...
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>>599913754
wearing a beard is kinda an expression of mankind and not fagottry
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>>599916772
Only sensible answer ITT
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>>599912124
That has to be the most punchable face this side of the net

For some reason i can see him half being pushed down, half cowering in in fear,
His hands raised half in defense, half in appeasement, but not daring to fight back
While the blows rain down, forcing squeals, grunts and shit out of him
A sight so pathetic that even his attackers feel dirty

I guess some people are just born to be hated
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>>599915985
I sincerely have no idea. This is a very touchy and intimate question to ask. Probably start off with a lengthy explanation about how insecure you are without facial hair, maybe? And since you can't afford the hair-transplant surgery mentioned ITT, you are seeking discrete, and naturalistic means of hair growth.

Maybe screenshot the convo and post it here, and other anons and myself can help?
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Just keep it trimmed, very simple.
Don't be that guy with patches of hair on his face that are really long, just keep it trimmed down till the other areas catch up or just don't try to grow a beard at all, wait a few years and see if it improves, otherwise it's like a combover.
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I really want an awesome moustache, like Walter White has before he loses his hair. Is there any way to help me get one? I'm 18.

Will rubbing jizz on my face help? :^)
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>>599916752
Holy shit you look familiar. You look like and old friend who recently grew out his bread. Dean?
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>>599916752

Need to sort your neck line out
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>>599917315
Well, beard, not bread.
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>>599917245
moustaches always look shit unless they're on an old man

>im 18

you'll look like the biggest fucking retard ever
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>>599912828
you are an idiot. ...
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>>599917531
Yeah maybe you're right
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>>599912124
I had a full beard at 6 bro. Sucks to be you.
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>>599912124
Just look at that fucking faggot.
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>>599917084
Yeah that sounds reasonable, yeah I'll write it now
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>>599917035

>trying to be this edgy

Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>599917084
part 1
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>>599918306
part 2
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>>599918381
Oh and I think he thinks I'm joking. We joke about weird shit a lot us two
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>>599918306
fucking aye faggetsmoul
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>>599918306
>>599918381

wat
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>>599918381
Before you go any further you should definitely let him know he is one of the few people you can go to about this, that way he isn't out telling everyone you know what you just asked him thinking it's a joke.
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Beards are for ugly mother fuckers
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>>599919391
fuck you
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>>599912124
>rub my cum on my face

Nice b8 m8
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>>599919625

Can you stop posting your faggot self now?
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23yo here. My facial hair or lack of has come in her slowly ever since I was 16 this is where I am now. Just started getting hair around my cheak bone over the past couple weeks. Will this shit ever fill in. This is 2 days after fresh shave also
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>>599919625
Point proved
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>>599919625
We don't need to see what you look like anymore, fuck off
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>>599919625
Terrorism FBI red flag
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>>599920184
Sorry forgot pic
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>>599913191
if that worked my gf would have a full beard
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>>599919625
Man, you've got potential, but so much is going wrong here.

Mis-matched jacket and waistcoat, shit quality shirt. I can see the fucking thin polyester from here. Top button done. Shaped moustache edges.

You could look good, but you're choosing not to.

Dress like >pic related, without the faggoty hat
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>>599919625
Do you wear that suit every day? Jesus fucking christ... take it to the cleaners.
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>>599920123
incoming oo no you didnt >>599920123
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>>599912124

Be a beardless faggot. Otherwise you'll look stupid.
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>>599920415
yes it will fill in eventually
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>>599920453
>>599920360
>>599920350
can you feel the LOVE tonighttttt
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>>599920458
Fucking fag
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>>599920437
underrated post
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>>599919391
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>>599920447
i was just being a dick some cheap fucking suit and yes i choose because i hate women>>599920717
i love you toooooo now shoop mne please
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>>599920447
Gaaaay
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>>599920631
Monolithic domes!!! I love 'em!
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>>599920458
Dat nipple placement. Allah is just subtly fucking with you son. Him and Mohammed are up there, looking down on you, just laughing at the stupid fucking nipples they gave you
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i have so many good ones make a meme or shoop me cmon
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Accept your fate fag
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>>599920924
i will build one this is at fresco
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LOL i hope you didn't really rub cum on your face thinking you'd grow a beard. Fucking weirdo.
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posting for 600000000
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>>599913191
Haven't laughed this hard in a good while
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>>599914116
>>599915539
>>599915690
>>599916752
>>599920415
get on my level
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>>599920902
>because i hate women
Uh ohh....

>>599920909
Yeah alright, maybe not to that extreme, but it's a fuck ton better than what he was wearing.
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>>599914116
sweet acne, faggot.
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>>599921243
and again
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>>599921044
i really do look muslim i from eastern Europe so close enough
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>>599920902

That's probably not even you now.
Pic w/ timestamp
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>>599921380
I decide who you worship faggot.
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>>599921291
im straight just cant deal with manipulation people think im weak because i wear a fanny pack you can say what you want about this next part but every woman i get close with admists to using their vagina to get what they want fuck that im already horny no need to exploit me
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>>599920902
Don't bomb me pls
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>>599921442
>>599921442
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>>599917035
For some reason this made me feel sick.
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>>599912124
>Rub my cum on my face
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this is what i am going for i wish people would post pic of them themselves on b
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>>599913091
It has to be the cum of a guy with a nice beard, though.
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>>599921805
Today is the 22nd, retard
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>>599921741
>people think im weak because i wear a fanny pack
Confirmed troll. I'm out. Even if you're serious, I'm still fucking out.
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why would i have this many pictures of someone although this is b so i shouldnt expect anything else>>599922105
i know this was in fit a couple days ago fuck off>>599922153
i really am i give no fucks man
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>>599922153
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>>599912828
Testosterone makes your hair fall off, not nurture it.
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>>599922274
ok.
pls go now
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my sister can someone just fucking shoop my pictures and ill leave b forever seriiuolsy just a couple good ones the material is so easy>>599922529
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>>599912124
Stay mad, girl.
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>>599920184
>>599920415
I should mention it started growing in more once I started taking 500mg a week of testosterone
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shoop me>>599922682
nice
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>>599917315
Do I know you?
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I sent him this, he hasn't responded. I think he thinks I'm for real now :/
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>>599917369
Pic isn't me, but you described me
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this is all i get from those faggets over at /fa/ you gals can sureky do better
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>>599915408
>>599919625
>>599920458
Hey saw you on /fit/ brah. Your stats are okay and mirin quads. You need to add pullups every day to your routine tho
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cmon shoop me ill leave >>599923244
okay shoop me i hate this site
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>>599923443
Ok I'll shoooop all your pics need a few min though
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