So /b/ros - I have a problem. I'm 21 and my facial hair is still shit. It grows more on my right side than on my left and it's all patchy, some still blonde from puberty, it's not very thick - basically just horrid. So I can't grow it out and I look like a beta faggot. I've tried all the techniques; high protein diet, right vitamins, rub my cum on my face, using beard oil, washing my skin and exfoliate everyday, lifting weights. Tried it all. Does anyone have any better tips or am I just doomed to be a beardless faggot?
My beard was pretty full around the age of 17. A friend of mine who's now 25 still can't grow a beard. His moustache looks like it belongs on a 13 year old female pakistani and he gets only a few hairs on his chin. It's all about genetics.
how do you think i feel i have pubes going to keep growing it should get better
This. Without getting into the whole biological process... using your own cum has absolutely no effect on stimulating hair growth because... well... it's YOUR cum. Same genetic profile as the rest of you. The stimulation comes from the foreign genetic material.. similar to the way a sperm fertilizes an egg. Using your own cum sort of cancels out the effects.
Also, it's best to use the cum from MULTIPLE other people. That way, you never develop a tolerance.
best of luck OP
>I've tried all the techniques
Ahahahah you fucking faggot. Damn son, I actually laughed out loud.
There are no techniques. Certainly nothing you've tried will help. It's all about genetics. I'm 20 and would like a much fuller beard, but hey, that's fucking life. Some people can never grow a full beard, and a tiny minority can grow one as thick and full as the guy in your pic.
The best thing to do is to use minoxidil to accelerate your growth. Keep in mind that this doesn't create any new hairs. That's why it's reliant on genetics. If, in 20 years time, you'll still have the dame shitty beard you have now, that's what you'll get by using the minoxidil. The minoxidil will speed up growth, and there's a lot of tests and info about it online if you Google it, but it will only accelerate the growth of hairs you are destined to have. Nothing extra.
Any post that says otherwise is bullshit and wrong. I am right.
never i dont wnat to look like a little boy and i hate women and men so nope
its really dependent on genetics. but im 22 and my facial hair has just not filled in but hasnt darkened every where yet. Brothers didnt really grow full until he was like 24. it all depends on your genes
its shooped and my skin so clear lok better from far away lol>>599914749
Shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave an shave some more
The more you shave shave shave the faster and thicker and darker it groooooooooows neeeeeegrooo!
Tk:dr: shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave
im never fucking shaving until after dpt scholl so i have 6 years i am Rasputin shoop me cmon
Well yes...however you can. The only thing is that as the spermatozoa die off after ejaculation, their effect diminishes exponentially as time passes, similar to the half-life of nuclear elements. The best way to do it is to immediately rub the ejaculate on your face once rendered from the host... preferably directly.
If I were you, I would start looking into gay escort services, or at the very least, take out a craigslist add. I know it sounds weird, but a conversation with even the closest friend might be weird.
This is me 3 days after my last clean shave. OP you jelly bro?
False. Shaving creates a flat blunt end on the hairs and creates the illusion of a thicker and fuller beard for a few days at most. Sure, if you shave for years and then compare before and after, it is thicker, but that's the most basic of statistical errors and you deserve to be hung if you draw a causal relationship from that data.
>high protein diet, right vitamins, rub my cum on my face, using beard oil, washing my skin and exfoliate everyday, lifting weights.
does not work!
Wait till you get older or use Rogaine / Minoxidil. It works 100%.
Don't believe me? Visit beard boards and see before/after pics
What do you all think? I'm 18 and stopped shaving a 3/4 year ago
wearing a beard is kinda an expression of mankind and not fagottry
That has to be the most punchable face this side of the net
For some reason i can see him half being pushed down, half cowering in in fear,
His hands raised half in defense, half in appeasement, but not daring to fight back
While the blows rain down, forcing squeals, grunts and shit out of him
A sight so pathetic that even his attackers feel dirty
I guess some people are just born to be hated
I sincerely have no idea. This is a very touchy and intimate question to ask. Probably start off with a lengthy explanation about how insecure you are without facial hair, maybe? And since you can't afford the hair-transplant surgery mentioned ITT, you are seeking discrete, and naturalistic means of hair growth.
Maybe screenshot the convo and post it here, and other anons and myself can help?
Just keep it trimmed, very simple.
Don't be that guy with patches of hair on his face that are really long, just keep it trimmed down till the other areas catch up or just don't try to grow a beard at all, wait a few years and see if it improves, otherwise it's like a combover.
I really want an awesome moustache, like Walter White has before he loses his hair. Is there any way to help me get one? I'm 18.
Will rubbing jizz on my face help? :^)
Before you go any further you should definitely let him know he is one of the few people you can go to about this, that way he isn't out telling everyone you know what you just asked him thinking it's a joke.
23yo here. My facial hair or lack of has come in her slowly ever since I was 16 this is where I am now. Just started getting hair around my cheak bone over the past couple weeks. Will this shit ever fill in. This is 2 days after fresh shave also
Man, you've got potential, but so much is going wrong here.
Mis-matched jacket and waistcoat, shit quality shirt. I can see the fucking thin polyester from here. Top button done. Shaped moustache edges.
You could look good, but you're choosing not to.
Dress like >pic related, without the faggoty hat
incoming oo no you didnt >>599920123
can you feel the LOVE tonighttttt
i was just being a dick some cheap fucking suit and yes i choose because i hate women>>599920717
i love you toooooo now shoop mne please
i have so many good ones make a meme or shoop me cmon
get on my level
i really do look muslim i from eastern Europe so close enough
im straight just cant deal with manipulation people think im weak because i wear a fanny pack you can say what you want about this next part but every woman i get close with admists to using their vagina to get what they want fuck that im already horny no need to exploit me
For some reason this made me feel sick.
this is what i am going for i wish people would post pic of them themselves on b
why would i have this many pictures of someone although this is b so i shouldnt expect anything else>>599922105
i know this was in fit a couple days ago fuck off>>599922153
i really am i give no fucks man
my sister can someone just fucking shoop my pictures and ill leave b forever seriiuolsy just a couple good ones the material is so easy>>599922529
I sent him this, he hasn't responded. I think he thinks I'm for real now :/
this is all i get from those faggets over at /fa/ you gals can sureky do better
cmon shoop me ill leave >>599923244
okay shoop me i hate this site