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Let's do this. Find the nearest book to you, and open to

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Let's do this. Find the nearest book to you, and open to page 94. 3rd Sentence explains your sex-life. I'll start

>Then imagine the one and only flat plane that constitutes the case between the infinite number of closed and open surfaces.

-Physics for the Rest of Us, Roger S. Jones
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>>"That's and interesting way of using---"

- Star Wars Shatterpoint, a clone wars novel by Matthew Stover
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>[His] parents seemed more worried about [her] safety than her own mother, but [he] had a lot to do with that since his natural response was to argue with anything they said.

-Small Steps, Louis Sachar
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Do people not read books anymore?
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>>599875592
I can see how that would make sense....lel

>>599875600
Taken out of context, it seems like a rape scene or something...
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>>599875062

>Maybe one night when you dozing in that wagon flicking flies and swallowing spit, maybe i'll just tip on up here with some kerosene and -- who knows -- you may make the brightest flames of them all
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>>599875823
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the personal manager,jim morris, was very keen for daniel to join the company;
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Next to it, there was a pewter pitcher for the ale water used in washing Mama Elena's hair.
-Like water for Chocolate,Laura Esquirel

>>599875627
probably not books with more than 30 pages
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>"I'll keep that in mind."

IQ84
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>>599876028
Probably so, and that seems like an...interesting book.
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"It was a long irregular process marked by setbacks such as churches" Judith hereinafter Byzantium
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>>599875062
What's the point of having a swimsuit if it is see through?
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"The tasteless air, the pallid misery of dawn soaking through the tent walls, etching the silhouettes of insects:every detail howled its mundane truth"

Well not sure what to make of that
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"Che ne pensi di questa frase?"

"What do you think about this phrase?"

Giorgio Fontana - Morte di un uomo felice"
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>>599875062
"What business am I in?"
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>>599876184
It is after chapter 3
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"Come, little man!"
oh well
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Your challenge, in
general, is to “select axioms.”

-LOGIC: A Modern Approach
Selmer Bringsfjord
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It blooms on the shore of the lollypop sea
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>>599876321

Oh yeah and book being Steven Erikison - The Crippled God. The final tale of the malazan book of the fallen
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Correction
"It was a long and irregular process marked by setbacks such as the siege of Patras in 806, when Arab pirates linked up with rebellious Slavs to threaten the city"

Judith Herrin Byzantium
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>>599876261
Gives you a preview of what you're gonna get.
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'Mercury is pumped up so that a fine stream trickles onto the top plate'
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>>599875062

>"We never actually discussed the hat," she went on, as she rolled the peas in her fingers.

The Door, Magda Szabo
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"You'll have friens in these parts"
- The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien
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In some of the sessions, a "COEX transmodulation" can be observed, namely, a shift from the hegemony of one negative system to that of another.

-Realms of the Human Unconscious, Dr. Stanislav Grof.
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>Round 8 is a timed encounter with Rapid Thrusters, similar to the Pain and Panic Cup.
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"I am the great Honored Matre," the women in the heavy black chair greeted her.

- Chapterhouse Dune.
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>>599875062
"it gave me nightmares for weeks,i could not sleep,every sound of footfalls in the house,every creeping shadow outside.spooked my nerves and shook my soul"
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"While everything possible to make life bearable for prisoners families was done by various welfare groups, a lot of times it wasnt enough"

John Black killing for Britain
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"Therefore, it is important to check all the keys and random strings every time the players reveal their hands." - Applied Cryptography

Amazingly accurate.
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>She settled in and began to translate.
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"They could ship you off to Canada like cattle"
George Orwell, 1984
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>What the hell was I doing, standing here making small talk with this girl when the First Gate was waiting for me?

Ready Player One, Ernest Cline

surprisingly accurate...
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Page 94 only has 2 bullet points
> No third sentence exists

Mythical Man Month
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>>599875062

>If I happen to glance his way, he lashes his tail and makes croaky for-ror-ror noises.

I wish I was making this up.
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In this situation, the velocity vector is always tangent to the path.
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>>599875062
Kate Bush's Before The Dawn Tourbook only has 62 pages
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>it's still very primitive and wild
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>>599875062
>The stimulus on the receptors is ambiguous
Sensation and Perception Ninth Edition E. Bruce Goldstein
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He felt the sweat in the wrinkles of his fingers, the glistening smoothness of the reeds.
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"An accident," Langdon stammered, looking at Fache with a strange expression. - The Da Vinci Code.

hue
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>>599875062
"Soul."

Classics of Philosophy by Pojman/Vaughn
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the resolving power of an instrument is controlled by its slit width settings.
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>>599877199
That's okay, then.
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>>599875062
'It was large enough, however, to produce powerful gravitic ripples that gave away its locstion to monitoring systems spread throughout the system'.
Nova War by Gary Gibson.
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>>599875062
I was made to sit with Paladins, high priests and detective alongside my parents in a theocratic court to explain my actions.

EVE - Templar one - Tony Gonzales
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She's out of breath but relieved to be away from the other Players.
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>>599875062

"But this time they were ready."
~Best Bikini Bottom Stories

Step up, scrubs.
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Yet, if this man without due preparation drinks,
As well thou know’st, within an hour ‘twill kill him.

-Faust, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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>>599875062
>array($class, $this->getName()),
-Pro PHP: Patterns, Frameworks, Testing and more, Kevin McArthur
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>>599875062
> Pizzara had discovered a vast, wealthy civilization based upon tax-paying peassents, had acquired the proper licenses for its plunder, had informed the local ruler of the new power structure and of his obligation to submit, had succesfully carried out a massive shock and awe campaign after the ruler's refusal, and now held the same ruler hostage, whom the rest of the empire's inhabitants appeared to be continuing to obey.

- The Last days of the Incas, Kim macquarrie

So, what does this mean?
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>>599877483
I rather enjoy my Physics books.

>The Universe is my waifu
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"Center pier was a curious abstraction of a neighborhood."

-The Sailor that Fell from Grace With the Sea
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JUST A REMINDER TO ALL OF THE VIOLENT PERVERTED MISOGYNISTIC RAPISTS ON THIS SITE.

I have been "lurking" (as you nerds put it) on this terrible website for months compiling data for a book I'm publishing about the dangerous patriarchal underbelly of the internet; What I have discovered during my time here fills me with nausea and rage.

The media-at-large have been monitoring this cesspool for some time now. From child pornography to submitting evidence of murder to the illegal proliferation of nude photographs of celebrities and girlfriends, your pathetic little secret club has been exposed for the rotting tumor on society it is.

The United States Federal government has been working in tandem with overseas and international law enforcement organizations to aggressively pursue and shutter websites such as this and bring and complicit perpetrators to justice.

Consider this a warning you miserable worms. Your time is coming.
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It's a picture of Conchita Wurst wearing headphones with no shirt on.
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[Introduction to medical terminology]
"paroxysmal tachycardia is a fast heartbeat of sudden unset. paroxysm is a sudden convulsion, seizure or spasm"
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>but he laughed and the master replied
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>>599875062
im usually a lurker, but i felt obligated to make this post because of how unusual the content of the 3rd sentence in the nearest book to me is and how so unfortunately relevant and true it is to my own sex life.

"Apparently, it was not enough."

-Angels and Demons, Dan Brown

to add an even more odd flare to this finding, the 2 preceding sentences that begin the page read:

"Victoria felt like she'd been stabbed. 'But . . . we took every caution.' "

i hope somebody enjoyed reading this post as much as i enjoyed posting it. just, what are the odds, really?
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>...doubler d'utile. Le vrai sans function est un vrai mutilé. Et...

La formation de l'esprit scientifique, Bachelard, Gaston.
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>>599875062
>Da habt ihr meiner Mutter viel Liebes angetan
Das Nibelungenlied

>there you did many endearings things to my mother.

kek
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>>599877912
Aweful attempt at copy pasta
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>>599875062
If the method returns an object, you can call the methods of that object in the same statement.
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He stepped through and the door then closed promptly.
-Robots of Dawn, Isaac Asimov
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>>599875062
>But she was still bothered, without being quite sure why.
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'In both places were the same blond hairs, same spit, same seamen.' Red dragon lel
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"That's what you said about the brother."
~Ender's Game
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With a surge of his Talent, he leapt into the night.

Shadow's edge- Brent Weeks

Well that's shitty
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"Never again, do you hear me?"
Stephen Kind & Peter Straub, The Talisman
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>>599875062
"Shut up or I'll really give you something to cry about!"
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>>599875062
> -d Scans hohts based on the contents of the existing database
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>"We are discussing equipment. Would you care to project a few examples to familiarize the men with this machinery?"
-Dune, Frank Herbert
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>>599875062
>It is remarkable that Bede, who is usually scrupulous in using only Christian exemples to illustrate his prosodic rules and stylistic rulings, has opted for a relatively lenghty quotation from a pagan author.

OP, really?
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>>599875062

why would they even make a bathing suit like that?
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Carter snapped his fingers.

- The Red Pyramid, Rick Riordan
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Milk is not a natural food for adults; it must have seemed queer stuff to take at first; and it may have been only after much breeding that a continuous supply of milk was secured from cows and goats.

-The Outline of History- H.G. Wells
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"Set me free, Little Sister! Set me free," he began to plead."
The Golden Book of Grimm's Fairy Tales
from the story Little Brother, Little Sister
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"And I gripped his penis and gently flapped it up and down.."
-OP's personal diary
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And the second row shall be an emerald a sapphire and a diamond

exodus 28:16

muslims: 1
electricians: 0
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He has seen it on numerous graves.
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>>599875062
>The president and management believe that the company performed better in 2014 than it did in 2013.

Porter & Norton - Financial Accounting 9th edition
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"Tired out but proud, the animals walked round and round their masterpiece, which appeared even more beautiful in their eyes than when it had been built the first time"
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Little Chandler felt his cheeks suffused with shame and he stood back out of the lamplight.

--Dubliners
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>>599875062

Monopoly application
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"Write a short paragraph for each one."

Shit
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>>599878696
Oh, you are just a treat...
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>>599876602
But why would a woman buy that if she was just interested in swimming?
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>reaches speeds of upto 149 MPH in four seconds.
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>>599875062
Here the knowledge of pain happens - Ivano Ferrari, The Wife Death

:c
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>>599875062
that is conservative
>debt of honor
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>>599875062
"Roosevelt's imminent declaration of war."
Perfidia, James Elroy
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>>599878879
Maybe she wants YOU to be swimming in her.

>swimming in da pussy
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>"This may cause a collision or traffic congestion, but see Rule 283"

The Official Highway Code (UK)
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"Sweat drenched his shirt and dripped into his eyes, but he stayed focused."

Pendragon before the wars .book one - D.J. MacHales
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"Journalize each transaction including explanations."

Horngren's Accounting Tenth Edition
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Got a blank page.

Mfw how the fuck it's accurate.
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1984-"Yes."
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"Pococurante had a concerto performed before dinner."
-Candide, Voltaire
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Your wee scumbag boyfriend, dinnae tell me you huvnae done the biz wi him.

Filth by Irvine Welsh
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>>599875062
Jokes on you! The nearest book to me is an empty notebook!
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>>599875062
steyr har denne løsningen på sin nye scout-rifle.
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>>599879268
>>599879130
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"Unless, of course, we could get Max Mosley to present it."
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> I had soon dressed, as well as I was able, in clothes of my own size; had soon passed through the house, where Bradshaw stared and drew back at seeing Mr. Hyde at such an hour and in such a strange array; and ten minutes later, Dr. Jekyll had returned to his own shape, and was sitting down, with a darkened brow, to make a feint of breakfasting.

Stevenson and his triathlon sentences..

- The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
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>>599875062
Now, as we get into double digits, we combine the letters in the way you already know, and from more words.
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>>599875062
>Soldiers of the 45th Illinois honeycombed a hillside near the Shirley House with bombproof shelters to protect themselves during Rebel shelling.

-The Civil War: An Aerial Portrait
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>>599875062
>The Two Towers
"Thus spoke a forgotten poet long ago in Rohan, recalling how tall and fair was Eorl the Young, who rode down out of the North; and there were wings upon the feet of his steed, Felarof, father of horses."
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Posterity died with their glory.
Alfred De Vigny - Poems.

i'm so confused
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> And I said, 'Boy, that sounds just like heaven.

The Warmth of Other Suns, Isabel Wilkerson
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new pizzeria
!!!!!
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>2 large eggs; lightly beaten
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This energy is related to the strains in the material, and so it is referred to as strain energy

Mechanics of Materials
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As you know, regular maintenance ensures that your vehicle stays in good condition
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> Os sinais O5 devem ser colocados na zona de divergência que assinalam e sobre a marca M17.

- O Novo Código
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>>599879644
kek
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>The introduction describes the state at the start of the report the state that created the need for the study and report now that the new results have been added to the knowledge base.

-Writing in the sciences Ann M. Penrose
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"At 66 he is permanently bent over, breaking-waveshaped, the result of a lifetime leaning down to listen."
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>But how can you tell how much it is?
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no response in general cannot mean consent.
(contract law)
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>"hello,young lady"she said,then took a deep breath
Never let me go -by kazuo ishiguro
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The Great Gatsby:
I tried to go then, but they wouldn't hear of it; perhaps my presence made them feel more satisfactory alone.
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"In each case find the critical points, draw a phase line, and determine whether each critical point is asymptotically stable, semistable, or unstable."

Fuck differential equations
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"Damn it all, damn it all, damn it!"

-Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
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From the data alone, you can conjure up pictures of soup lines, beggars on street corners, closed factories, and homeless families.
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>>599875062
At common law, the privilege of merchants to detain for shoplifting was practically limited to cases in which the defendant actually had taken goods.
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>難しいのね......
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"That's a lie!" awh..
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>"After all, he had won the game, pretty fairly, at a horrible risk."

The Hobbit, J.R.R Tolkien
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Of these endemic diseases, diarrheal disease can be contracted from contaminated water or food.

And I'm gay. Fuck.
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>"The later event was very interesting as it happened in the middle of the forest."

-Behemoth Devil's Conquistadors, Lukasz Dunaj
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"We shall eat and the strength will come back to us, and there will be no more fear"

>Nectar In a Sieve, Kamala Markandaya
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>>599879014
I understand that, but why would asics sell that suit? You could never use it to go swim in the public pool.
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>>599875062
>But, after a while, there was a quiet rustle and squeaking sound which sounded to Artyom like a nail scratching along glass and it made him wince in aversion.
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>>599875062
>I was there for the background noise.
-Ghost in the Wires, Kevin Mitnick

that's actually pretty accurate
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"Our heart beats faster, our legs begin to shake a little as adrenaline is released, our stomach feels tight,our mouth dry and our palms may feel a little clammy"

>my psychology textbook
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>each dish had come with its own wine

wut
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The rainwater passes easily through the many vertical cracks called fissures and horizontal cracks called bedding planes
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>>599877199
Perfectly representative of your sex life
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>>599880646
Probably adult-only pools.
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>>599880693
Metro 2033 by Dmitry Glukhovsky, by the way.
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>She had talked to him all through the night
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>These villi penetrate the decidua serotina, which then undergoes a series of complicated and, as yet, imperfectly understood changes.

- "Gray's Anatomy"
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""
- the Dalai Lama's little book of wisdom.

Well fuck
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>>599879583
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"For a time they were safe."
- The Hobbit, J.R.R. Tolkien

How exciting.
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>"And suddenly there came into my head the memory of the meat I had seen in the Under-world."

The Time Machine, H. G. Wells

topkek
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>>599875062

>"Sorry for the language, punkin."

- The Walking Dead: Rise of the Governor, Robert Kirkman
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Polapote barbeque 2tbsp(1.2oz)


-The Diabetes Counter
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>Finely mince the vegetables, then sauté them in the oil
- The Student's Cookbook
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>'A Mr. Door I did hear'

Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
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"A Sword - she whispered"
Game of thrones, book 1 i had to translate.
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>>599880837
who new that asics sold such lewd products...
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>>599875062
it's not you who accomplished the act of forgiveness, it's him; thus, you should not flush from this, said the comptess while looking up in an ecstatic mood. Anna Karenin.
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The "logic" for using 7/2 as a coefficient is that there were seven oxygen atoms on the right-hand side of the equation, but only a pair of oxygen atoms (O2) on the left.

Principles of Chemistry
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> "I got my share of "whoops-a-daisies" back then."

-How to Live With a Huge Penis-advice, meditations, and wisdom for men who have too much (gag gift I got a few weeks ago)
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>>599881434
But of course.
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>>599875062
Translated from german: "When you turn and start to run away from him, turn and throw your sword across, and run as fast as you can."

Hanko Dobringer Fechtbuch from 1389
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>>599881562
These are some very beautiful women you are post /b/ro
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"His shoulders slump"

-The book of ants. Robin D. Laws

Wow, that's just... wow. That really hurts.

It is also totally true.
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>>599875062
> At the age of nineteen, if I remember the person and the conversation correctly, I realised that sex was about the quality of your enjoyment and that doesn't always mean coming.
- The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl, Belle de Jour
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>He caught one by the legs, another by the shoulders, another by the pouch, another by the scarf, and the poor wretch who had probed him with his staff he hooked up by the codpiece; which was, however, a great stroke of luck for him, for it broke an ulcerous lump which had been torturing him ever since they had passed Ancenis.

-The Most Fearsome Life of the Great Gargantua

Welp, that's pretty fucked up.
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"'Quite incredible,' muttered the Doctor" - Shada by Douglas Adams
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>"In addition to fat and water content, the intensity of all MRI images depends on the number of meaurable protons in the sample, called the proton density."

-Neuroanatomy through Clinical Cases, Hal Blumenfeld
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>>599881807
Let it be known throughout the land: Asian women (especially Japanese) are the most beautiful women.
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Recently, the density of basaltic and hydrous andesitic melts has been measured at pressures to 20kb (Fujii and Kushiro, 1977; Kushiro, 1978b).

- Physics of Magmatic Processes, R.B. Hargraves.

As to how that pertains to my sex life, I'm scared and confused...
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>>599881727
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>The rest of the ship was as crowded.
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>>599879339
its from a nowegian book called hunting rifles and rifel hunting
by Eirik H. Moen
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>>599875062
That here one has to deal not with a party but with a
doctrine which must of necessity lead to the destruction of
entire mankind, this one understood the less as one did not
hear it in the Jew-infested universities, and as otherwise
only too many of our higher officials, particularly, out of
idiotic conceit, inculcated in them by education, did not
think it worth the trouble to pick up a book and to learn
something which did not belong in the curriculum of their
high school.

Mein kampf.
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>>599875062
Er aber lernte dies nicht von ihnen, gerade dies nicht, diese Kinderfreude und Kindertorheit; er lernte von ihnen gerade das Unangenehme, was er selbst verachtete.
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include one male goat as a sin offering in addition to the regular burnt offering with its grain and drink offering
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>>599875062


"Only mush remains."
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>>599882010
I wouldn't go that far, but asian women can be very beautiful.
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>>599875062
>There was an inexplicable amount of dust everywhere, and the rooms were musty, as though they hadn't been aired for many days.

-The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
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OH. MY. FUCKIN. GOD.

THERE WASN'T A PAGE 64, what were the fucking chances???
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>The sudden drop in hormone levels causes the endometrium to disintegrate and menstruation to follow.
-HLTH Student Edition Nevid / Rathus
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"Because cubes are defined by three different sets of parallel planes that intersect at 90 degree angles, cleavage is described as three directions of cleavage that meat at 90 degrees"

Geology text book for college. Not really sure what to make of it.
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And this is the thing that thou shalt do unto them to hallow them
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Click OK from the Hole Position PropertyManager.

-Engineering design with solidworks 2006
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>>599882249
Siddhartha von Hermann Hesse. Guter Mann..
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>Once reading he won't pay attention to anything, laughs once in a while, tries very hard to tell mother a story she doesn't want to hear.

Diary of Anne Frank, had to translate this from Dutch
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>>599875062
its a book teaching japanese people about african american slang. nigger talk. the first one is in japanese but it means

"did you have fun at the party last night?" "oh yeah, that was joint."

just call me jack sparrow cuz im a pussy pirate.
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>>599882770
I read that, it's a good book.
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>*According to the SPREP study, Papeete's "water is piped from many open, above-ground catchments that have uneven degrees of protection and control, and is often untreated and not potable."

Tahiti -Polynesia Handbook check em
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>>599882859
>that was joint
Ayy lmao
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The mayors that curse the rioters and looters ignore the fact that their bosses have looted the world!!!

George Jackson. Blood in my eye
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>>599882936
Indeed, Hesse is great.
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>>599875062
I dont have a book because im not poor
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>>599875062
>As of January 2010, a Somali armed with an axe and a knife broke into the home of Kurt Westergaard, who had drawn the picture of Muhammed with a bomb in his turban.

>You can't read this book - Nick Cohen

So it's the Muslim's fault I can't get laid
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The use of the little finger, described above, has been a closely guarded by first rank [card] men but, good as that method is, the one now to be described is far superior from every point of view

- Expert Card Technique: Close up Table Magic
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> 3. Heat a little oil in a frying pan and add the onions.

Uhh...
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>>599875062
The game was so fast, so exhilarating, and so unlike anything they'd ever seen before that their facial responses hardly did it justice.

From "Console Wars", by Blake Harris.

This sentence refers to people's responses to Sonic The Hedgehog being shown to them for the first time.
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>>599879050
>>599879518
>>599879561
>>599879584

fucking lost
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"It might make her nervous."
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'Very recently, genetic defects in fH have been implicated in patients with the non-diarrheal form of hemolytic uremic syndrome.'

Awwwwww yeah, get it get it.
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The Spider had informers everywhere, even in the halls of the sunspear.

-A Dance With Dragons
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"But i weary you with my hobby."
The Complete Sherlock Holmes
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>>599875062
"The accounts of vanished peasants were less to be dismissed, though not especially significant in view of medieval custom."
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>>599883896
fyi book is "The Last Apprentice: Night of the Soul Stealer"
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>But this is impossible since SINR1(B'1) corresponds to the maximum SINR realizable at bandwidth B'1 with energy E'1, and hence performance at a lower bandwitdh B1 with the same energy cannot exceed it.

Waveform Diversity Theory & Application by Unnikrishna Pillai, Ke Yong Li, Ivan Selesnick and Braham Himed

I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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>Feistel refers to this as the ideal block cipher, because it allows for the maximum number of key mappings from the plaintext block.

Cryptography and Network Security by William Stallings.

>mfw my sex life is an ideal fucking block cipher.
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>>599883926
>hemolytic uremic syndrome
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>>599875062
>The Queen is valued thirty thousand strong,
>And Somerset, with Oxford, fled to her:
>If she have time to breathe, be well assured
>Her faction will full as strong as ours.
From Shakespeare's King Henry VI Part III
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>discomfort (n) incomodidad; malestar; inquietud
a spanish to english dictionary
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>Long before the project was formally approved by regional authorities, news of the opening of the course spread throughout the taiga, and each region was eager to have its own feldshers.

-Ivan Ivanovich, Antonina Кортауеva

My sexual teachings are so popular it becomes a federal course for Slavs across the taiga. Feels good.
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"The Director leaned back in his chair, frowning."
Brave New World, Aldous Huxley
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"Do not associate groups"
Using assembly language 3rd edition
- im at work ;p
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>>599884150
Way to image search, Dr House.
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