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Hey b so I'm homeless now. All I got is the shirt on my

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Hey b so I'm homeless now. All I got is the shirt on my back, my guitar a laptop and a phone (both with no charger.) I'm 24 (birthday a few days ago) I'm a pretty good singer so I can manage getting some cash. It's 12:18am my time. I can't sleep cuz I really don't feel tired. But I don't want to let my last bit of phone battery go to waste. Just want to know if you guys wouldn't mind makin me llaugh a bit. I could use a distraction.
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kill yourself you pathetic loser
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>>599797213
If dubs you throw yourself off the golden gate bridge

if trips, I throw myself off
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>>599797446
phew, thank god
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>>599797361
Nah I like being alive
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>>599797213
if dubs you shove sharpie in pooper
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>>599797213
How did you end up being homeless?
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>>599797446
Roll
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You live in California right? I do. If so what part I could bring you several hundred dollars and a charger, android or apple. It's. been my birthday as of 27 minutes ago and I don't need everything I will be given.
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>>599797446
Reroll
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>>599797446
Roll
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>>599797575
Let me guess... His ex kicked him out?
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>>599797446
Rerolling
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>>599797777
Double dubs get to it OP
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>>599797777
Op, kill yourself twice
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>>599797763
props to this guy if its not a troll
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>>599797498
This anon gets it; dying is for pussies
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>>599797575
I tried to kill my dad
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>>599797777
>>599797844
Bye op
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>>599797777
Both of you should throw yourselves off the bridge for quads.
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>>599797763
Yeah I live in cali, but dude it's your birthday, you should use that to have fun.
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>>599797954
I'm down for this let's go OP
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You tried to kill your dad? Why?
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>>599797793
well yeah, me and my boyfriend had a fight.
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All I have right now.
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>>599797954
That wasn't the deal
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>>599798031
Where in cali?
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>>599797763
I don't know if this is a troll or not, can such caring people really be apart of /b/
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>>599798176
Tacoma
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I'm 16 and im going to get my workers permit soon so 300 bucks won't matter as much to me as it would to you. Do you happend to live in the bay area?
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Fuck these niggas. If you're for real, what's your plan? Did you choose a safe place to sleep? How are you going to get money?

The earlier you plan this shit, the best off you'll be.
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>>599798031
This >>599798176
If you are nearby me OP I can help out with some shit you might need. I'm feeling generous tonight.
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area code OP
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Someone order him a pizza.
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>>599797213
it gets better. keep on keepin on. all you need is love in your heart.

idk you anon but i love you and you're in my thoughts. you're not alone. you can make it
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>>599797763
>>599798283
>>599798317
All these nice anons
>I love you b
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im glad people like you are homeless. im glad you have nothing. I hope tomorrow you will have even less. That's what my friend told me 4 years ago. Now I fuck his sister in my 2 story house.
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>>599798283
Underage
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>>599797763

definitely troll. no way cool people exists on /b/
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>>599798477
Hey guys let's send 20 pizzas to OP's house

oh wait
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It was a long time comin been breaking. I snapped tonight.
I live in Orange county.
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>>599798565
i'd do it if he were freezing his balls off where i live
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>>599798259
B/tards changeing to b/ff's
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Hey op tacoma is over 800 miles away so I would not be able to help you out, sorry. I'm new to 4chan and mainly just use it for underaged nude selfie. I've never posted before, but you seemed like some one interesting.
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dont know how to make you laugh OP but i do know a few tricks to living on the street.
get a charger for your laptop when you get the chance. universal chargers are usually cheeper.

go to libraries durring the day for Wifi and to use their computers if you are not out making cash. sleep in libraries, 24 hour places like mcdonalds (buy shit and sit somewhere not overly bad, and in shelters if you get the chance.
any time you sleep somewhere loop your backpack or what ever around your pants loop if you can to prevent it from getting stolen.
water is more important than food for the most part. stay warm and dress in layers.
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>>599797763
Gud guy Tom
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>>599798565

What a fucking newfag are you.

/b/ is a cancer but it has its heart sometimes.
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>>599798480

that thred always makes me weep
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Homosexuality is the main factor in homeless youth. The solution is to stop being a faggot and become straight. OP will most likely head towards San Francisco and develop a drug habit.
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>>599798619
I live in 714 so it's not too cold. All I ask for its some laughs, I don't want this to be a baww thread.
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>>599797213
Hey OP I live in California, DTLA to be specific.
If you aren't a total douchebag and are around the area I can let you stay in my studio for a couple weeks. I live on the Emerson on Grand, in the center of DTLA
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Sell your body and make a cheep buck. Plus it gives you a place to stay at night.
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>>599799206
Skidrow?
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>>599797763
If you're real about this shit, you're a bretty awesome dude anon. Also happy birthday
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>>599799312
I doubt anyone would pay for me lol.
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>>599797213
>>599797213
Living under a bridge was one of the best times of my life. But I was like 18 then and fresh from rehab.
Also, do heroin but don't get addicted
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Sorry
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>>599799206

OP is a troll. but some guys in this thread made me smile and made me believe there still is chance for humanity. Thanks
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>>599799392
Yup but it's a really nice area now. Really upscale and lots of trendy people live in the area.
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>>599799206
I don't think I'm a douche, but I can't, I gotta make it to the beach tomorrow. Best place to make money as a homeless guitarist
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>>599799540

>do heroin

You stupid nigger.
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Z
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Is this really a troll thread?
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A
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>>599799741
I'm not OP, but get the fuck out of skid row if you can. Too many bad people.
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There's a gay homeless youth shelter in we ho. Dunno how great it is but I"m sure you could get there by bus
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>>599799705
Well usually like you I'd believe it. But I'm cut up from where my sister's tried to pull me off my pops
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>>599798585
Lold
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>>599799122
i feel like a lot of people can relate to it. anyone who has gamed online has "met" that person from a different part of the world that you form a bond with. it doesnt matter if you never met in person, you are a team and have each others backs. you understand and respect each other. people that don't game online will never understand
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>>599797213
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>>599798585

Do we have to laugh or something?
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>>599800170
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>>599797213
sdfgfdsa
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>>599800388
fag
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>>599800498
The rest are on my face but I ain't showing that on 4Chan lol
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>starry time bra greentext it 420 why the fight with pops?!?!?

also, top or bottom?
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>>599800089
You're in the wrong here buddy. Skid Row is fucking expensive as hell now. To live there, the rent for a single bedroom can cost like 2k-3k. Lots of rich people live there now and are trying to be like the Upper Westside(Manhattan). It's super gentrified that you will see extremely wealthy people and yoga for your pets. I used to live in the Milano Lofts before the rent skyrocketed. The area is super upscale now.
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>>599800498
>>599797213
DAng. I hope u get on welfare and find some where to live tomorrow. Life is soooo much easier.
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>>599800170>>599800498

she did it for your own good.
nothing good comes from intermarriage, especially between fathers and sons.
you'll find someone new, anon.
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>>599800989
>>599797213
hahahahah ha ha ha hahahaahahahahah GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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>>599797213
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>>599800498
tell us what happen, OP
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>>599797213
dsaf
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>>599800639
how'd you guess?
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>>599801197
>>599797213
lolololololololololol nice!
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>>599800950
Keep these comin
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>>599800845
Really? I see on youtube that it's full of homeless people on the sidewalks. Did the city get rid of them somehow?
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>>599801197

very nice that is. I very pleesed
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>>599797213
fdhgjmgfds
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>>599801261
>Bert is shocked to see Ernie on the other side of the glory hole
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>>599798506
God tier
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>>599799838
You have no idea how good it feels...

Hey, I own a house in Maryland if any of you are having hard times.
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>>599797213
gdstgh
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>>599797213
fdgdrasdxtujk
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>>599797213
fdgkl;fdsX
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>>599797213
dsftrfaws
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>>599801626
Lol this one is my favorite so far
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>>599800388
I know that feel. That thread kinda gets me.

I played a PVP Priest on WoW. I live in Alaska but picked an Australia server for the hell of it. Met this warrior that was awesome to play for. He would keep my ass alive if I kept his ass alive. He just understood the balance that needed to be had for a healer/dps team. One day he stopped coming on, another person in the guild was his brother. Dude got smashed in a car accident.

RIP Gnomecooker
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>>599797213
DFSHJGESFAH
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>>599801626
>>599801733
>>599801837
>>599801904
hahahahaha this is so funny. post more!
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>>599802083
Changed my mind this is the best one so far
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>>599797213
sdgafd
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>>599802249
Priceless xD
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>>599797213
edsrfhtefa
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>>599802515
actually relevant

who did release the gas at the convention?
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>>599797213
aaaaad
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Cop keeps circling the block in front of me. Gonna have to move to a new location soon
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>>599800498
are you shrek?
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>>599797213
esdgfhgasdgf
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>>599802835
>>599797213
Dang. I heard parks are safe.
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>>599802249
please back to 9gag. I asked you politely.
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>>599798548
Give it a miss anon, no one really fucking cares about age limit these days as long as the kid isn't retarded
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>>599802847
I wish
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>>599797213
dgfdsa
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>>599803091
Ernie is a nigger.
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>>599797213
dghasfdasd
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>>599797213
aaaaf
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>>599801467
Somewhat. They moved them all around the area where Elisa Lam was staying, Cecile Hotel. There is a street, Hill, which basically divides the gentrified area and then you have where the homeless stay. Before Hill you have Pershing Square which is where Milano Lofts is located. I don't know where the other guy's place is but I am willing to bet it's closer to the center. On top of that there is private security everywhere, and there is a ton of law enforcement circling the area. It's easily the safest area in all of LA.
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>>599797213
hjkhgfd
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>>599803566
idiot
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>>599797213
Sorry, the gifs I got aren't working.
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Cops made me move, Imma stay here tonight
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>>599797213
How do I make them work?
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>>599803933
STOP POSTING YOUR HAND PICTURE!!!! I'M YELLING AT YOU!!!
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>>599804033
No clue
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>>599804212
Sir yes sir
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>>599803933
>>599797213
Cool. I pray for u, so u have a peaceful night. :)
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Op, why did you beast your dad up?
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>>599803933
srry man, I'd let you in if you were nearby... and if I had a home of my own.
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where 714? Im in LB
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>>599803380
I heard about Pershing Square enacting metal gates around its steps to deter homeless from lounging around there. Can't say I blame them. I guess the safer cities initiative is working.
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>>599804381
>>599797213
Cause so fools won't STFU!!!!!! lolololololol I had a similar falling out with my mum. Got forced out and charged with assault. Made me a better human. Straightened me up a little.
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>>599804381
Long story I kinda wanna forget, >>599804465
>>599804366
It's all good
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>>599804572
>>599797213
lol *some
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>>599797213
dfhgawgnb
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>>599804545
Garden grove
>>599804572
Hopefully the same have for me.
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>>599803933
Blurry as fuc m8
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>>599804677
Tell us.
Don't be a drama queen
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>>599797213
Op, I will more than likely be in the same boat as you in a month or so. I'm so close to being homeless it's kind of scary. In all honesty though I wouldn't mind it. I think I'm gonna just become a drifter.
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>>599797213
fdsa
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>>599804807
You are my hero tonight anon. You helped a lot actually. Don't feel so ragy anymore
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I know you're homeless and running out of batteries and all, anon, but can't you at least give us some story tiem or something?

A bunch of people have offered to help and only a few have called you a faggot. Give back a little.
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>>599797213
dsfhjna
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>>599805048
>>599797213
I'm glad ur happy again. It's no fun being upset.
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>>599797213
adfgkhl
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>>599804945
I accidentally drowned my little bro when I was 9 he got saved but no one let's me live it down. Dad reminds me of it every time I screw up. Two years ago I tried jumping off the roof, my sisters pulled me away but I sent them to the hospital on accident from all my flailing. I can't ask them for forgiveness, dad won't let me. I stay out of everyone's way no one talks to me. I try to leave but if I do the city will take their help from my brothers and sisters (2nd of 8) tonight he brings the shit up again after I come home a little late. I lose it. Now we are here
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