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colton-chan the gender fluid slaying apache attack helicopter

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colton-chan the gender fluid slaying apache attack helicopter thread. Get in here fags still going
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>>599549200
woo, glad you're still here. was enjoying my mayo convo
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Hope someone capped the last thread, if not get on it cause I WILL deliver.
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>>599549200
when your a woman i would like to be the man in you, because my club member cant fit another
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Pls work.
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>>599549995
You sound desperate as hell. Also, nice almost quads.
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>>599550202
fluid gender tumblrina...

not gunna get shit being alpha
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>>599550202
Everyone in the last thread wanted a win after an hour if their time. I won't let them down. Plus if it works it proves that tumblrinas are the most idiotic creatures ever
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>>599550531
Forgot pic
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love the dedication op
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>>599550613
kek. i will eat my own socks if that line works.

>gets 14 yr old to give presentations
>gets tumblrinas nude
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>>599550531
Alright, fair enough. Cheering for you, OP.

Looks like you're almost there.
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>>599550779
>mfw he's not kidding
>mfw he actually believes this, and he's trolling all of us
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>>599550779
I just need someone to screencap the last thread ay
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>>599550987
>Implying I'd use effort to complete these hard ass captcha if I was trolling
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>>599551346
This actually sounds pretty sincere.
>Inb4 OP is 10/10 actor.
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A for effort 11/10
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>>599552097
I'M NOT FUCKING GIVING UP NIGGA
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>>599552378
>meet her
>be nice
>fuck her
>get nudes
>post
>be the MVP
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>>599552378
i think it may be over... tragic mis step bringing up gender fluidity
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If I get this win you guys better love colton-chan the gender fluid slaying apache attack helicopter
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>>599552817
Agreed. GO OP
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>>599552378
>yfw you're spending so much time to get nudes from a fucking emo truck

tsk tsk tsk
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>>599552854
>inb4 trap
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>>599553019
For the anons!!
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>>599552854
>INB4 OP meets and falls inlove
>spend 3 years together
>get engaged
>gets nudes on wedding night
>tells her it was all a ruse
>posts nudes
>becomes the MVP
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>>599553461
Kek. Still waiting for a reply
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>>599553461
ayy I would just quit life and become OP's personal air mover so he can walk with ease
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Gibe de poose already
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I WILL FUCKING DO THIS.
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>>599554668
I believe in you
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>>599554322
send one first and maybe make it blurry and say "sorry, I was shaking so bad, I just want to meet you without being nervous"
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Bumpo
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Colton-chan the gender fluid slaying apache attack helicopter CHANT IT YOU FUCKS
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>she sends him nudes
>starts at the tits
>he asks for more
>she says okay hold on
>fuckyeah.jpg
>he gets a notification
>opens
>she's not a she
>got the tits pic from Google
>it's a dick pic
>hfw
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You can do it colton-chan the gender fluid slaying apache attack helicopter!
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RAAAAAAAWR
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>>599555929
now im kinda on the fence, i think it's a dude...
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>>599555885
MORE!!!!!
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>>599556105
OMG I BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>599556081
Were you in the last thread? It's got a pussy. FFS WE NEED THE SCREENCAPS. I'M PUTTING SO MUCH EFFORT IN THIS BITCH. 3 HOURS OF MY SATURDAY
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>>599556105
YOU CAN DO IT.
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>>599556105
okay OP heres an idea, tell her a long sob story about how you thought you met the perfect girl, and you both talked for a few months yada yada, fell in lvoe with her, found out it was a dude pretending to be a chick, and thats why you need confirmation
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>>599556105
come the FUCK on anon
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COLTON-CHAN THE GENDER FLUID SLAYING APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER!!!!!!!
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Omfg, I know her. This is fucked up, Shes a really nice girl. I'm sending her a screenshot of this thread right now you asshole.
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>>599556977
Nice dubs.
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>>599556836
Just get the bitch some vodka!
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>>599556977
KILL YOURSELF SJW and stream it
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>>599556977
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I so want this to be a guy so that I can laugh my way to bed
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>>599557184
OP probably isn't old enough.
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..
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>>599557348
She's clever
I feel bad for her
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>>599557317
Christ, you're probably right anon.
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aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy lmao OP gon get raped
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>>599557348
"SOMETHING" CONFIRMED PENIS
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Wait, gender fluid?
Does she have a penis OP?
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>>599557547
She said no, but I can also say I'm Jesus
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>>599557659
IT'S A TRAP ANON.
DON'T DO IT!
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>EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
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>>599557910
...
Just go to her house anon, it's less rape-y that way.
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>>599557910
tell her to come to you and show you in your bed kek
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>>599557910
OP confirmed lesbian who wants some rub action
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>>599557910

Just play the old "I guess this isn't happening, then" card and wait it out.
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>>599557910
Cut your losses.
Disappoint the masses.
Get some nice tits.
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>>599549200
OP is being the cringiest beta fucking neckbeard in documented history.
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>>599557910
would not blame you if you leave the internet and get some possible pussy
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This is op. Aka colton-chan the gender fluid slaying apache attack helicopter. Waiting for her reply
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>>599558407
Christ you're a faggot.
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I'm out, gn anons.

OP go suck some dicks
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>>599558407
cutie ;) 9/10 would let him bang me
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>>599558253
kekels
>pweez
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>>599558585
Thanks you too.
WAT DO
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OP smoking weed and telling he is too nervous to go out with a girl inb4 she sends him nudes, sounds legit.
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>>599558706
use this sob story
>>599556736
^^^^^
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>>599558676
Will you give tits instead?
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>>599558706
give up and try again tomorrow or later in the night saying you've been thinking about them
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>>599558777
It's a cigarette you nigger
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>>599558706

Just wait it out.
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>>599558812
I second this
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Guilt trip pls work
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>>599559440
desperate:P but might work
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Bump while I wait out the guilt
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Keep thread alive friends!!!
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So none of the pictures work, not even opening in a new window.
Wut do?
Fak.
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Here we go
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>>599560200
delete system 32
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>>599560304
dump
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>>599560304
Give me a legit solution you faggot.
Go back to plebbit.
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Just wait it out or? Wat do
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>>599560235
How the fuck have tits still not happened??
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im going to bed now

here is a bump for well wishes op
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>>599560498

Wait it out. Make it clear that you're not going.
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>>599560584
I love you nigga
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>>599560200
have you tried turning it off and back on?
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>>599560498
Fucking make a deal that you start and then its her turn. Then send her a fucking dick pick or a pic of your abs if you aren't a faggot and have some
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>>599560711
Dubs of Decision
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>>599560711
>Being this much of an uneducated pleblord
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Bump for colton-chan the gender fluid slaying apache attack helicopter
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Hitler wouldn't put up with her shit.
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OP is a pretty cool guy : ^ )
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>>599561639
Forgot oic
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>>599561737

Begging gets you farther and farther away. Stop grovelling and play hardball.
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>>599561658
Thanks you too. Wasted 3 HOURS for this shit.
Pic related, it's me. How did I not winrar
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>>599561737
say goodbye and then wait an hour or two then message
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>>599562042
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>>599561737
One of these times she's gonna snap and you're gonna become a "rapist"

Which is kind of what you're trying to do, unless I completely missed the point which would be reasonable considering I'm tripping balls
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>>599562233

Chase the dragon.
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>>599562233
>>599562318
Kek
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>>599562318
In good time my friend... In good time...


...these capchas are fucking hard
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>>599562662

Just refresh until you get those shitty ones that ask you to identify bread or wine.
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try telling her you're gender fluid as well
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>>599562952
>>599562952
The>>599562662
They're always the same type...
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>>599561913
This.

OP don't be a begging faggot make her feel comfortable first. Earn her trust with an empathic sob story or something. Also stop messaging her so insistently
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>>599564398

Exactly. You can turn this around if you do it right. Otherwise Big Red's tits are lost.
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>>599565203
OP is kill, or gone.
threads over.
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OP went to get some tail
>inb4 follow up post confirming penis
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>>599565937

Three days later, headlines read out: Woman skins man alive, wears penis, claims that she is a man on Thursdays.
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>>599566139
TOPKEK
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