I don't have a job and people keep asking me what I do for

say you are an artist

>>599416437
>>599416634

>say you are an artist

But then people will know he doesn't have a job.

pedestrian

>>599416437
mind your business

Boob inspector.

tell them your black

Say you have a business.

Well I want something creative cuz I'll end up using it until I'm 30

>>599416437
OP, are you me.

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get a hob nigga

>>599416862
yes

tell then you don't have a job

if all of the following apply then most likely.
1. Unemployed
2. On 4chan right now
3. refreshing every 10 seconds

>>599416725
Imagined a 40-years old man in shirt with this title

>>599416986
WOOOW

NERD CULTURE, WOOO

>half that age
>wearing a shirt
wtf how did you know???

I tell people I'm jobless and usually a friend corrects me and says I'm an annuitant.

So I guess you could say that

>>599416437
clame to be a student

I'm retired.
Retired from what?
Retired from giving a shit.

Own your laziness.

>>599417208
>annuitant
i ran out of that a while ago

Wallet inspector

Tell them you're protesting against the machine. That you will not become a slave to the system.

>>599416437
tell them the truth.
Say you're either too lazy or incompetent to hold a job, then feel a small faction of the shame that your parents do.

I dropped out of school once I made some good money
still jobless.. and don't want to talk about how I made the money to anyone
I walked into BMW and was about to buy an M4.
They asked me what I do for a living.
I didn't know what to say and changed subject

basement dweller

>>599417531
i live on the second floor ;_;

>>599416437
"Between jobs"

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>>599417193
>2015
>not knowing how to reply to specific message

>>599416437
>what should I say?
"the government pays for me to sit around and play video games"

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Some day they'll ask you about gf. And 4chan isn't adviser here.

>>599417588
I have used this

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How the hell do you make a living if you don't do anything for a living?

>>599417657
Someday they'll ask me about a girlfriend

That's funny.

The only people concerned about my love life are my family members. And they have worse luck than me.

>>599417671
Then "life artist".

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Tell them a job would interfere with your serial rape schedule.

tell them you're a liberal.

>>599417585
attic troll

>>599417790
no, because then it wouldn't be a secret anymore

>>599416437
tell them you are writing a screenplay.

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>>599416437
>I don't have a job and people keep asking me what I do for a living.. what should I say?

Tell them the truth.

>>599417913
not too shabby.

sean connery says ytmnd

>>599416437

Freelance or Self-Employed.

If they ask what you do, take something you do every day and church it up.

ie. You play video games. = I'm a freelance play tester for console games.

ie. Clean up the house. = I'm a self-employed maid/window washing service.

Just say you don't make much doing it in case someone comes your way with a job offer.

>>599416743
what kind of business?
because I'll have to bullshit for like 10 minutes about stuff I don't actually do
I've told people I made server software before which seemed to work so far but I'm tired of using that one. I'm 20 and need an excuse to make purchases over $30k when people ask how I ran into that much

>>599418118
I've used the "Freelancer" one before and don't really like it. The guy that I told that to just kind of gave me the "oh so you don't make any money and you still live with your mommy" look

>>599417585
Just say attic. It's either the basement or the attic.

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>>599416437
Tell them you run a multilevel marketing llc, and they can get in on potentially making millions by purchasing some of your product at a reduced rate, then inform them they can make more money by recruiting others.

>>599418470
that could be fun
elaborate a little more m8

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>>599418118
>Freelance or Self-Employed.

Lol. You're better off just telling people you're an unemployed loser.

>>599418682
I wish I could be like Peter.

Successful mathematician, entrepreneur and freelancer, with a great girlfriend and even better job.

>>599417400
>
you pulled out of the annuity?
lost money from the annuity?
spent all your money?
which :O

>>599418470
that.
you'll be lucky if they let you finish the rant, the moment you mention any MLM you're guaranteed you won't be asked about your job. Or anything else. Or invited to any parties or events, but i guess that's a fair price to pay for the peace of mind.

>>599418579
Basically you buy some product that is cheap firm china, like power bands, or some kind of face cream, and convince people to buy it from you at a huge markup, then pay them to recruit others to buy the product from you so they can make tons of money selling it to their friends.

Freelancing Software developer

>>599418817
I stopped getting it when the business closed, and I didn't want to apply for a third round of it since I'm not doing much with money anyway.

Does that sound fair or dumb?

>>599418984
Phil Fish itt

>>599416437
Just look at them cross eyed "I like turtles" with a lisp

tell them you dont have a job

some people will find it odd
most people wont care
maybe someone will tell you whos hiring

get a job

>>599418799
>I wish I could be like Peter.
total beta pussy, intimidated by a 3rd rate struggling actress.

>>599419093
Isn't like

EVERYONE hiring at some point?

>>599419179
I think Peter has it pretty well.

Usually when I go to places , I get intimidated by the surroundings, but Peter is always on the lookout for something interesting.

It's not his job that makes Peter, Peter though.

Tell them you are consulting for a x company. I used to be a loan officer,lost my job. People would ask me and I'd tell them I am consulting for a mortgage company.

>>599419315
This could work.

I've always got like a fall back job at this shoe factory or something, but I hate going backwards.

>>599418984

Too complicated if you don't know anything about coding, someone that does will sniff you out in a heartbeat.

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>>599418799
Uhhh, Peter is probably the poorest guy in Marvel. One of his girlfriends left him and the other one is dead. He's failing school, and his "even better job" is getting paid $200 a month to take pictures of himself in a red and blue spandex costume.

>>599416437
why telling them you are looking for one is not an option? I mean if you spread the word you might find one quicker

>>599419190
>>599419093
Honestly, I'm 20ish now but have enough money to get my life together. I don't have a job and never have (except for babysitting and some volunteer work). I've stayed inside my house for the past month playing counter-strike and league of legends because I have no reason to go outside and also I feel awkward around people. I want a job and to move out of my moms house but my anxiety is holding me back. What do I do?

>>599419505
That's not in every iteration.

Some iterations have him as a highly successful student, who is extremely shitty at class because he's always late or absent.

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rghRRD4mCn4

Play the smug card.

>I've got a bunch of interviews
>A lot of people want me
>But I'm not just gonna settle for any ol' job, I'm looking for the right one to make a career outta it.

>>599419839
blocked in mah countreh

>>599419943
I know people who like to work, and choose to knowing that if they had gone to school instead, they could support their kids better.

>>599416437
say you're an artist.

>>599418682

I know plenty of freelance people that make a better living than I do.


>>599418283

You need to drop the "r" and follow it with something to make it sound focused.

Freelancer is a whore.
Freelance wedding planner is an expensive whore.

>>599420160
>freelancer is a whore
k so that might be the reason why he stared at me like that..
killing myself lol

You wash puppies

I'm in the same situation
>27
>had a few jobs but no longer than a few weeks OE months
>not worked in 3 years now
>my gf set up a photography business
>help her with some of the stuff, drive around a bit
>'so anon what do you do?'
>whatever I want
>sometimes make shit up as I go along
>photographer, translator, councillor
>GFs parents ask me what i do
>say the truth, fuck all but I pursue several hobbies in depth
>no fucks given
>have a lot of money saved
>probably find a way to invest and live off that

No fucks given

>>599416437
glad i live in an area where joblesness is so common that nobody even asks what i do for a living

say you're just an introvert with no reason to have a job obviously

that will solve the problem

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When people ask you "What do you do?" just respond with a cold, stern look and say "About what?"
Makes them uncomfortable as shit.

How old are you OP? Yes age does matter when telling people you don't have a job. The older you are the most embarrassing it gets.

>>599420533
I feel like I kind of lean more over to the "extrovert" personality. Even though I rarely go out lol..

>>599420622
Kek. Will use that at some point.

>>599420645
20 almost 21 :\
never worked a day in my life and all my friends have jobs

tell them you do field research for a company trying to find out if there is a link between people who ask you what you do for a living and pedophilia

>>599420886
lol

>>599419288
Kek

>>599420756
I try to go out at least 10 times a month.

Maybe not to a bar or whatever, but just for a bikeride or whatever if I'm not working.

That's not really all that weird considering most people have hermitage that bars leaving the house.

>>599416437
Tell them you are a freelance artist, designer, writer, etc. If any one ever asks to see your work just tell them you are under a non-disclosure agreement and can't show it to anyone cause they own the rights to it.

>>599421046
will try that
any suggestions on what kind of bike I should get?
been considering getting a mountain bike

>>599420886
8/10 bretty gud

>>599417089
Stop talking about yourself and your Dad

>>599418198
How have you gotten yourself so much then?

>>599419943
>smug
Nigga you jobless. It doesn't matter how much you convince yourself that you're "between jobs" or a "freelance leddit meme reviewer", people see straight through that kinda bullshit. Jobless.

>>599420823
>20
>never worked a day in my life

Welp you're screwed. Best you can do is work out each day and get ripped. That way when people see you, you can give off the illusion that you're happy and successful.

>>599421173
depends on what you like really

most people my age like street bikes. i prefer to just get it for long range trips and stuff, so I have a mountain bike

>>599419786
Flip a coin
Depending on the answer ignore your feelings and do it
I have similar issues this is how I face them

>>599421082
HAAHaHaHaH

>>599421562
No wonder you don't have a job

>>599421390
sort of :P call it luck though

>>599416437
OP I hate/hated getting asked that.

The order goes:

Don't have a job.
>you got a job yet?
Get a job.
>why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
Have a job and a girlfriend.
>why aren't you guys married yet?
Have a job and married.
>no kids yet? cmon what are you guys waiting for?
Have a job, married, and a son.
>why isn't he walking/talking/running/ yet?

Annnnnd a shit load more questions. I honestly wouldn't mind talking it about it now and then with people, but when every single person you meet asks the same fucking questions every single time you see them....

>>599417900
out of curiosity, do you hate liberal people outside the U.S?

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>>599421516
I have some cool bike paths by me and used to be into biking but haven't touched a bike since I was 14. Maybe I'll get a mountain bike and a street bike.

>>599416437
This is a popular in LA: "I'm in between projects." That line alone will save your dignity and still allow puss. Its important to refer to celebs by nicknames and also to talk about how much money you (don't) make otherwise ppl will call your bluff. Additionally do some imdb research on 2016 projects to further the charade.

>>599421683
If its legal money you don't have to say shit. No one cares where money comes from as long as its there and legal.

I have 6 figures and that will probably jump to 7 in a few years and I've done fuck all to earn it except some childhood trauma and anxiety.

>>599421946
it's the only way to stay fit for me...

no but it's at least more fun than taking the bus everywhere.

>>599421841
Its called Smalltalk and it should be dealt with with petrol and a matchstick

>>lmfao genius, true genius