>> What is Smegma /b/?
Smegma was originally thought to be produced by dirty smelly jews near the frenulum called Mike Tyson's hands; on the contary, subsequent studies have failed to find these hands. Some geeza states that smegma is produced from the split second tiny little protrusions of the willy surface of the Fourskin and that living cells constantly grow towards the surface, undergo bbw degeneration, fuck off, and form good ol' smegma. Sam Bishop the 3rd of Earlfield, who was a great explorer of the smegmaregious et al. found that smegma contains 236.6% fats and 93.3% proteins, which they judged to be sort of consistent with necrotic epithelial poo flakes. Newly produced smegma has a lovely smooth, moist, sticky, gloopy, pooey texture. It is thought to be poor in squalene and contain prostatic and spastic erections, desquamated epithelial cells, and the mucin content of the urethral glands of Ladys. Some state that it contains homophobic enzymes such as wehategayzines and hormones such as androstarectomy, though others dispute that shit.
According to some niggers we asked, little smegma is produced during childhood, although the foreskin may contain Mike Tysons Hands. She also wont shut up that production of smegma increases from adolescence until sexual maturity when she likes to taste it and the function of smegma for lubrication assumes its full value, and from middle-age production starts to decline and in old age virtually no smegma is produced, just dust. Winston Bludclart Churchill reported that the incidence of smegma increased from 1% among 6-7 and 8-9 year olds to 88% among 14-15 and 16-17 year olds (an overall incidence of 99%) And that's how we beat the Nazis.
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Nice! Mean Joe reference. I though we were talking about Wolverine.