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Leave for the army on Friday. How should I spend my last week

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Leave for the army on Friday. How should I spend my last week of freedom?
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You can text me if you want: 336--209--9302
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>>598912618
Drugs so you pop on the urinalysis and get your fag ass over to the Marine Corps
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>>598912618
being wildly unprepared for combat zones, violence and your inevitable rape.
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>>598912618
TITS or GTFO
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>>598912970
What makes you think I'm unprepared? You don't even know me...
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>>598912618
You could get naked in this thread!
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>>598913051
fuck off pervert.
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>>598913196
90% of men are not prepared, dearie. In 10 years, I have not met one, not one single woman that was prepared for a combat zone or real violence. Not one mp or marine. Not one fucking one. So pardon me if im not going o assume you are the one.
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>>598913476
I could but what are you going to do to make me interested? You haven't even said anything about me joining the army.
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>>598913950
Thats because we dont care. Tits or gtfo bitch.
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>>598913749

I'm tougher than most mean I've met.
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>>598913950
Well that i get, but if you were to show us some skin then we could better inform you:)
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What have you done to prepare physically?

I am a soldier btw
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>>598914207
why do you dress like such a dyke? but goodluck in the army.. ive heard women tend to get raped in the armed forces
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Prepare to get raped by your Commanding Officers.
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>>598912618
You look too artsy to join the army.
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>>598914207
Hairier too
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>>598912732

Matthew?
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>>598914207
You also have an obscene amount of armpit hair.
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>>598914207
shit b8 m8.

cant believe people are falling for this low quality shit.
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>>598914333
no one is going to rape some nasty broad with more armpit hair than half the army combined
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>>598912618
Cleaning bath room?
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>>598912618
Tits or gtfo
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>>598914207
please kill yourself slowly>>598912618
if your really a grille going to a combat zone your going to accidentally your fucking squad.
women dont belong on battlefiends. tons of studies on this shit too. if women are on the team, the guy feels like he should do whatever he must do to protect the vagina creature regardless of how important other members of the squad are. his logic circuit is ruined because of a vagina.
tl;dr bitchs don't belong in battle
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Go visit all your local gas stations... they can thank you for fighting for Big Oil.
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>>598914566
holy fuck the whore has armpit hair. gross
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>>598914294

That's what boot camp is for...
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>>598913749
What's your MOS and TIS?
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>>598914207
Timestamp, TIts or GTFO You stupid attention whore.
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>>598914395
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>>598914722
>trolling this badly
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Double time MARCHHHH

"up in the morning, outta the rack, this bitch is giving me a heart attack, I forgot the rest now tits or gtfo"

Quick time March...
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>>598914780

68W
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>>598914207
Let me guess, your gay?
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>>598914207
No, you're really not.
Living as a hermit doesn't change reality, OP
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>joining the army
>2015
>joing the army

Good luck faggot you'll need it. You could of at least tried and went usmc. And if you're smarter than the average boot you'd go usaf or navy. The Army is fucking disgusting.
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>>598915588

you're* and no I had a boyfriend up until last week.
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>>598915541
>90% of men are not prepared, dearie. In 10 years, I have not met one, not one single woman that was prepared for a combat zone or real violence. Not one mp or marine. Not one fucking one. So pardon me if im not going o assume you are the one.

mfw, 68w - healthcare specialist.

>what the fuck do you know about combat pog?
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I hear there's a new MOS... 69W

Rape and pillage, too bad you're ugly and have some wicked pit hairs..
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Front leaning rest position, private!!
Man...that was almost 8 years ago for me. It was a good ride. Deciding whether to re-up or not. They're trying to talk me into recruiting or DS school now. Good luck. Just remember, it's more of a mental game than anything. Just follow the herd and you'll make it thru. I've known plenty of idiots that graduated basic. Make the most of it because it flies by and as much as you feel like you're gonna hate it, you'll look back and see how it changes your life. You'll miss it.
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>>598912618
By doing what women do best-getting pregnant.
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>>598912618

on my face.
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>>598912618
Commencing Kina Dump in 3..2...1...
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>>598916564
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>>598912618

Who can take a bicycle?...
Lop off the seat?...
Put his sister on it and push her down a bumpy steet?...

Its the S & M man, Oh, the S & M man,
The S & M man because he mixes it with love,
And makes the hurt feel good.
The hurt feel good.
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>mfw i'm a usmc poole
>mfw i'm going to school to be an ATC
>mfw i'm never going to be a filthy souldurr
>mfw i'm not autistic
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>>598913051
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This chick is a great camgirl. you all better pay her for this shit.
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>>598914207
Then you have met a lot of pussy ass men. congrats, Im guessing you live in san francisco or somewhere similar.
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>>598917913
who is it
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>>598918014
Oregon
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>>598917441
Have fun in p'cola anon. It's a beautiful place.
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>>598918139
OP is the camgirl
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>>598918228
camgirl name
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>>598918149
Thanks anon. I heard it sucks over there and there are so many restrictions, but fuck it I honestly can't wait.
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>>598918288
No idea. Goes by Corina Wolfenstein IRL
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>>598917441

how about making it through boot camp first there shower shoe.
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You should kill yourself like the worthless degenerate piece of waste that you are
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>>598918228
That's not me that's just someone else with multicolored hair...
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>>598912618
Dominic?
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>mfw i sounded like the stereotypical poole
Shit.
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>>598918661
Right. Because the tattoo doesn't lie
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>>598918528
>>598918774
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>>598918325
This is very ture about the restrictions they place on boots in training. I'm not a wing fag, but did my MIA course their and lived near by. The base it's self is beautiful. Right on the Gulf and has nice beaches. p'cola it self's blows.

Their is a force recon unit near by, so if you ever see some devil dogs with long hair with jump wings and dive bubbles don't fuck with them. They will eat your soul.
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>>598912618
smoke lots of weed
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>>598918528
>shower shoe.

Kek

Man I kinda miss boot camp, looking back it was fun just one great big mind fuck.
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>>598914207
You know they make you shave in the army otherwise your cast out like a lepper
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>>598919717
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>>598919476

It's hilarious now. At the time, I could think of many other places I'd have rather been.

Fuck Parris Island with a rake.
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>>598919270
Thanks for your input anon, I really appreciate it. What's your mos and if you can say, what do you rate?
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>>598919896
I know right. I could never be a DI 1) b/c of self respect 2) full sleeve tattoo. But it hit me one day on deployment. That the unlimited power you have to make a group of grown men do degrading hilarious shit must be awesome.

Wonder how watered down it is now.
>Scuzzz....
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>>598920227
Had a few mos's but my pmos was 0621 - field radio operator.

Enjoy the ride anon. Remember boot camp is about team building.Tthe sooner you fuckers learn your all in it together the easier it will be. And drill instructors can stop time.
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>>598913749
fat military man detected
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>>598918140
Of course the state im in
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>>598920966
holy shit, that stack! Thank you for your service, corporal.
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>>598912618
get a face tattoo
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>>598921750
Nigger I was a sergeant, and some would even say Staff Sergeant select before I popped smoke.>>598921750
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>>598914207
if anyone isn't too lazy
reverse image search
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>>598922291
Can't, but given that no timestamp was posted its safe to assume its fake.
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>>598922545
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>>598922051
You got that far, and you got UA'd? What the fuck?
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>>598914640
that's the guy's problem isn't it
i couldn't care less about sum bitch
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>>598912618
What's your mos?
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>>598916564
nice anon
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>>598912618

Without timestamps I doubt this "chick" is even OP...

OP is a fag..
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>>598912732
Hey north carolina bruh
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If this post ends in dubs, you have to cut off one of your feet to prevent yourself from going to the army
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>>598918475
>Corina Wolfenstein
>go on cam
>post link for those of us who don't care enough to find you
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>>598923669
only if you pay me
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>>598920361

>mfw remembering scuzzing for hours upon hours upon hours............

>triggered
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>>598920966
Reserve medal. Kek
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>>598923043
What's your M.O.S op?
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>>598922744
No, at the time my marriage was failing from never being home. In three years I was home for just over one. In between schools and deployments.

Also, was unsure if it's was I wanted to keep doing. Is fun jumping out of planes, shooting machine guns, blowing shit up. But it takes a devastating toll on your body. In Afg average combat load was 60 lbs. If it where a multi-day recon mission make that 100 lbs minimum. Not to mention constantly dealing withi incompetent leadership.

It ain't what the moves make it out to be.
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>>598924066
Top kek.
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>>598923837
funny, before /b/ i thought everybody would pay hundreds just to see some chick naked.
Now? ....
there will be thousands more naked chicks tomorrow
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>>598924561
>in 3 years, home for one
>0621
>machine guns
>blowing shit up
This fuckin guy...
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>>598922770
sage
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>>598925168
I was a team rto for a force recon platoon faggot.
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OP you got some good fucking bait bro. taste delicious.

mm good. nice troll i like this troll. very tasty. very good. nicely prepared. and well mannered.

Would come back again.
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>>598925466
Because recon uses machine guns and demo... And even if they did, like the radio man gets to do any of that. You were jammed up the nearest top heavy's ass.
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>>598925466

1. If it's true.. We don't fucking care..

2. If it's not true.. We still don't fucking care..
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>>598925972
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New>>598924066
>harder faster aye aye sir
>mfw
Kek'd
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>>598926008

>direct action raids
>team being key word, six men in a recon team rto is one of the six.

Blow me.
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>>598926222
confirmed by trips
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>>598912618
DONT ENLIST! I AM CURRENTLY IN AND THE RECRUITERS ARE FUCKING BULLSHITTERS. ESPECIALLY INFANTRY! DONT DO INFANTRY!
RUNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>598924561
>>598925466

>If it where a multi-day recon mission make that 100 lbs minimum.

Recon operates light as fuck. Grunts don't even carry loads that heavy for multiple day ops.

You're full of shit.
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>>598926904
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>>598926904
Dude. you will get help with your house. Your car. A lot of shit will be easier now.

Fuck you think you have it bad?

Fucking Romans had 10 years of military service for them to even be politicians. I wish we had that. We get these pompous fucking college fags who never risk their lives.
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>>598926275
Caption this picture
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>>598926479
So on these raids, you were the radioman, demo man, and machine gunner?
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>>598927149
>Average load out is probably 55-60# for ground ops
>half that for recon

Literally no one knows shit but this guy here
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>>598912618
If you smoke, get a nice pack or something because they don't let you smoke in boot camp
same with drinking and energy drinks/pop you get none

I would enjoy sleeping, and stuff like that. leisure activities. Maybe watch some good army movies.

Go see family though/friends
Think about how amped you'll be and you'll have so much energy

This is just from hearing friends talk about it/such haven't joined

Thanks for serving our country
If that's you in the picture and you like my post I'll have a feet timestamp.

ps check out /k/ you'll like it there (maybe)
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>>598927646
You are a fucking liar.

and a kike racist nigger.

FUCK YOU go spit onm the graves of all the brave WW 2 vets you sick FUCKING BARBARIC FUCK ILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF I SEE YOU DISRESPECTFUL CUNT! I BET YOUR THE FAGGOT THAT PUTS NAZI FLAGS ON WW 2 VET GRAVES!
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>>598912732
I posted my number back a couple weeks ago. I only got idiots calling me saying "YOU AREN'T SMART PUTTING YOUR NUMBER UP HERE" Faggots.
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>>598912618
>cliche alert
sex drugs and rockn roll
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>>598912618
Good luck to you.
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>>598927646
I actually did carry close to 100 lbs at times in afghan, but that was only immediately after our resupply because we only got air drops every 3 days if we were out for more than a week or so. Plus I was an engineer so I was carrying my sweeper, about 15 lbs of demo, and I was a saw gunner. But yeah, 100 lbs is nowhere near normal patrol weight.
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>>598912618
Fuck your recruiter
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>>598912618
Try not getting a train ran on you tonight, because there will be plenty of that to cum.
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>>598914640
that is true...a battlecry of a womans would terrify me.
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>>598924066
Literally my favorite gif

Also check'd
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>>598927149
You obviously dont know jack shit.
Here we go

4 day load out
>In the ruck.
Bivvy sack
Happy suit top and bottom
polypro top and bottom
4 pair socks
gore-tex top and bottom.
therm-a-rest z-fold mat
5 days field striped MREs
Min. of 12 quart water.
Prc-117 with sl3 iteams
spare batteries
SATCOM antenna
Panasonic Toughbook
Canon 60d camera with lenses
Spear ammo
shovel
netting for hindsight

>On person
M4 w/7 magazines
frag grenade
thermite grenade
cyz 10
Nvgs
Thermal sight
2 liter platypus bag
E&E equipment
only front plate
helment
suppressor

That's off the top of my head go watch a video about brc or as school and see the rucks they carry.
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>>598928687
>mfw y'all might actually be buying this guys line of bullshit
deployment pics and unit you were with or you're a stolen valor piece of shit.
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>>598927581
>implying we don't cross trained to know everybody's job during a work up.
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>>598927581
Tits for you Sir. You caught the stolen valor faggot of/b/
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>>598929217

>shovel
You mean e-tool? What literally every Marine actually calls it?

>gore-tex top and bottom.
>Happy suit top and bottom
lol bring both for a 4 day op eh?

Lol alright kid. not even gonna finish the rest. go back to CoD.
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>>598929231
This guy is going down in flames. No doubt he's stolen valor as fuck.
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>>598929231
I'm the one that said I actually did carry around 100 lbs at times, and I'm not the navy seal recon ranger sigh lord radio operator. I'm agreeing that 100 lbs isnt a normal load. Engineer attached to 1/3. Hit afghan beginning of 06. Operated out of jbad and into the korengal.
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>>598929571
This is all I want out of life.
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>>598929935
Jubblies for you sir
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>>598930056
>>598930071
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>>598930068
The Korengal was the Army's AO.
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Aww... Did recon Ron run away?
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>>598914207
I love your armpit hair. Don't let these idiots make you question it
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>>598912618
Get arrested so you don't ship out. The army is fucking retarded anymore
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>>598930503
Cool documentaries on the korengal on netflix called restrepo and korengal
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>>598930503
Not before the marines made the initial push in. You can find it with a simple Google search. Look up operation mountain lion 1/3 marines
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/b/ros I be so proud... Hammer stolen valor shit heads and show them that they are faggots.
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>>598930751
I got arrested for being nude in public last year. Will that come up in my background check? pic related
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>>598914207
you look a rebellious type, id say back the fuck out now before you get a dishonorable discharge.

Had a gf who joined the army an she pretty much just whored it up and ended up getting in a bunch of shit and kicked out
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>>598930862
Yup. Those are really good.
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>>598912618
Don't do it. I wake up everyday regretting not joining the air force
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>>598930999
Yeah it should have already came up when you went to meps and had your fingerprints scanned
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>>598930810
Absolutely perfect! What is your tumblr?
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>>598930503
Oh, and we were technically "supported" by 10th mountain, but that just meant they air dropped our resupplies... Except for that time they heard radio chatter reporting guys in the mountains with machine guns so they wouldn't bring in any birds
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>>598931401
do you have any pic of you in country?
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>>598931312
Do tell. I love your hair.
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>>598930999
Yes
>>598931150
You're a fucking pussy. Did you get called names? Did you run out of fucking Starbucks? Why was the Air force so fucking hard for you? Did they make you wake up early? Did the bike rides during PT hurt your bum? Fucking pussy
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>>598931312
I'll let you figure it out. Don't want to put it out there as Im really bad. haha
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>>598931401
This
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>>598912618
Fap furiously. You will have no privacy for like the next nine weeks minimum.....just fap like 5 times a day
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>>598931630
New glass dildo is fun.
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US army fag reporting in

Run a shit ton. Just fucking run.
Get used to little sleep and not enough food also.
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>>598931150
You faggit
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>>598931755
could you tell us some of the tags you use on your pics maybe?
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>>598931573
Yeah, but why the fuck would I put my picture on /b/? I'm not the idiot in the thread. I think he already left after everybody called him on being a stolen valor malingering shit bag
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>>598932079
this glass dildo is like a magic wand i’m so in love
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>>598932254
oops. didn't post
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>>598931401
What was your MOS?
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>>598932224
Gotcha, my mistake. for fucks sake, I wish we had ID's again.
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>>598915871
Listen to this guy
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>>598931724
Read what I said you autist. I said I should have joined the air force. After a while of doing stupid shit, your knees give out. I wish I would have known that
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kinda looks like op
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imreallybad.
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>>598932407
1371 combat engineer
Division side, which is totally different from group engineers. I never understood how its even in the same mos.
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Please, more of those sexy armpits
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>>598929935
Nigger e-tools are shit for digging out his sites. Shit handle shoves are more efficient for when you have a limited amount of time.
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>>598913196
Nobody knows how they will react in combat until they get there. Don't try to act like you know, because you don't. Nothing will prepare you for it either. The Army does their best but there is no real way to simulate combat stress. Aside from that... sleep late, eat some junk food, and enjoy time with friends and family.
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>>598928210
The fucks up with her water
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>>598932791
Hell yeah fellow combat engineer good shit
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>>598932970
Not every soldier sees combat it depends on her MOS which she hasn't even told us yet
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>>598933206
Hair tint.
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>>598932953
You truly are incredibly sexy
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>>598915871
FTN did the Navy, pissed of that I was stuck inside all fucking day getting my shit pushed in by crappy gear that was new when Hitler was in art school. If only the Army recruiter had been around to rescue my sorry ass from that LBFM cunt that the Navy was using I may have led a better life shooting fuck-heads and taking dumps in ammo cans
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>>598923200
>I doubt this "chick" is even OP...

OP was proven to be a faggot about one million posts ago.
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>>598932736
disgusting
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>>598932791
What's the R.E. factor of detcord
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>>598932736

Holy shit... is she fucking crying from shooting a rifle..........i dont even......
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>>598933393
>shitting in ammo cans
Haha, actually did that going down the road on a convoy one time. The wheels don't stop turnin just cause your guts a churnin.
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>>598933393

Spent a year on a MEU on ship. Sailors gets treated like fucking slaves until they get that anchor and make chief. Shit was fucking absurd.

Fucking IT2 asked me why I wasn't shining portholes like him during cleaning quarters. "Uh, because I'm a fucking Sergeant (same paygrade). I don't do that shit anymore, I task it."

Fuck that Navy shit. At least rank means something in the Corps.
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>>598934544
Rank doesn't mean shit anywhere. You are a human being and none of that shit matters in the end. Good fucking luck at life
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>>598932610
Aww my fucking bad. You got the boo boos and you wished you had time for junior college. Suck it the fuck up buttercup. Grow a sack and be a fucking man. I'm missing half the thumb on my left hand you bitch. I don't cry when my beer gets slippery, I fucking deal with it like a fucking man and use my other hand. If your knees hurt so bad maybe you should fucking deal with it. Next line from you better be a request to tounge punch my fart box while you scrape the cheese of my balls and jerk yourself of with it. Quit being a whiny fucking pussy.
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>>598929935

Work up in Nevada.

Again blow me.
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>>598934752

That was probably the weakest attempt at being philosophical that I have ever seen.
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>>598934842
God bless america
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>>598935019
Wasn't an attempt to be philosophical, just gets old hearing animals try to act like there's a meaning in a stupid fucking job
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>>598929935
Yeah it's its the middle of winter you do bring gortex and happy suit.

Hide site in afg.
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>>598934842
"Like" a man. Fagina
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>>598934371
Fucking exactly.
>>598934544
Got out as an ET2(SS). Shit was weak as fuck. Volunteered 3 times for Iraq but got denied bc of minimal staffing in my rating. I still hate the fucking ocean and 1970's vintage electronics.
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I'll just leave this here.

http://imreallybad.tumblr.com/tagged/me
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>>598934960

lol look how mad he got. he actually furiously sifted through his facebook to find a friend that still has field pictures up to post to 4chan to confirm to everyone that he's a moron.

way to go killer. you do us all proud.
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>>598935920
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>>598914207
shave your pits, no one cares how tough you are. enjoy the army, make something of it with education or stay in and retire, dont flounder.
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>>598935709

My Navy counterparts were still using tapes to backup data.

Fucking tapes.
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>>598934960
>>598935466
>>598935920

Trolled softly and put away mad.
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>>598932375
Y'all responding to a beach who hasn't posted a time stamped pic
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>>598936580
>beach
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>>598912732
i sent u a text bro lmao
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>>598936182
Yup. We used fucking paper tape for loading our crypto. Shit was straight out of the Flintstones. Now I'm private sector IT. Oddly enough though I do run into tape backups frequently. There was a 2000 tape library with auto loader at the last dat data center I contacted at. Pretty fucking neat to watch it swap tapes.
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>>598936137
Why does she need to shave. Should she go to church and learn to cook as well. Bunch of fucking know it alls. You are on B, what the fuck do you know about shit?
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>>598936721
>grills
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>>598933773
Fuck, I don't remember all that crap anymore. Been out since 08. I remember TNT is 1. Ammonium nitrate is .66

And I wanna say det cord is 1.33

I still remember p=plenty though
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>>598920966
I'm sorry but I VERY highly doubt that you were airborne.
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>>598935613
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>>598934842
2edgy4me
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